ahnie:
So after they came back from church
Every every started minding their business
save for the kids.zino was busy regaling me
how pastor James was shouting in the church
Lolz...wetin omo de know

She meant to say,pastor was preaching
Loudly thru the aid of loud speakers
Pastors wife came to check on me,CUs
for some Sundays now I ve not gone
to their church,but to a different church.

Coman see preaching of how I wud end up
in hell faya because I ve stopped going to church.deeper life mentality eeh.imagine bullying a grown soft arse woman that she
Wee go to hell.kuku keel me.

Oga just hang for the door frame,wear that
Him boys brigade knicker shinning his eyes
like Titus fish Wey no dry when them de smoke am.i spoke isoko to pastors wife telling her lets commune in our diary.

Boy Ali finally left his hanging post,when he was no longer receiving signal.i promised pastor wife that I wud come to church next week Sunday.




Oh my God!!! Eyes like Titus fish. Hahaha

ahnie

Udochee:


happy birthday to Zino. long life & more fruitful years upon her.
Cheers

ahnie:
Lewkatyew you've abandoned us

Udochee:


I can't fit to abandon my people na. na hustle & world cup cus am.
Hope you all had fun. Zino don dey become omotena small small oo

rezzy:
@Ahnie,
Who did they inherit leftee from?

I love people using left,
Abeg which thumb do they suck?

My Yole sucks his right thumb and he uses right. When it's time for him to do his homework, that is when he will decide to suck and whenever he does that, he will change the pencil from right to left. The thing dey taya me.

ahnie:


Zino sucks her right fingers (the two fingers before the small finger)but writes and eats with left hand.

Chisom sucks the fat rotund shorter finger on his right hand,but uses the left to eat and carries objects.

Our last born(bishop) z a confirmed leftee,guessing that's where they got it from.
Please add me with this number lets whatsapp

rezzy:


Oow, I see. It's all good.
I didn't see any number. See my number here 08039233983

ahnie:


Edit it...i ve collected it

Dyt:


I don.screenshot am

You should edit it

ahnie:


Where ve you been?my dyt of laive.

Dyt:


Everywhere

ahnie:

Ghosting around....any updates on greenboss?you don collect your money?

ahnie:

?

oweniwe:
Dyt

I dey find wife o

oweniwe:


Mama 3pletszino

I've delivered your message to Kendra. She hasn't been online for some time now. when she is available, I'll get back to you.

Cheers.

Dyt:


Lmao
Green?
The chronic gambler?
Punter

I found out his new moniker few days ago
He deactivated

Who am I to judge a man
He finds peace in gambling
I wish him.luck on the good side

Dyt:


Describe your spec

oweniwe:

They're long o... But let me try

Age: 25-32 .... (I'm in between the age bracket)

Physique: Thick women turn my head.... Not fat o... Thick... Average height or tall... No shorty pls. (I'm not discriminating but it's not right when you like SUV, but go and buy Corolla.. person will be oogling SUVs passing by... Not cool.) ... No flat chest please... Im for booby, the bigger the better . Don't care about nyarsh. Flat - moderate okay..... Big nyarsh is turn off.

Temperament: Humble and gentle ... Choleric/temper woman is turn off.

Education: Don't care. She shouldn't just be illiterate.

Tribe/Religion: No Bini (their girls can be arrogant/pride) or Fulani (i can't born herdsman or boko) please. ... Anything else is fine Moslem/ifa worshipper, as far as she's humble, I don't care... No witch please

Hmm... Hmmm..

Dat's all.

Dyt:


Rotflmao
The Bini and witch got me
I have a friend
And that's how he describes the girls around him
Buhahhahahahahahahaha

oweniwe:


I added something

Your friend is a cool guy... Guys who are not specific about what they want in a woman are womanizers... Some Guys who date/marry slim/flat chest women do cross boundary to play away matches with rotund ladies...

#NowYou Know

Dyt:


Anyone interested will message you
But you haven't even said nothing Bout you

oweniwe:


Depends. I could write a book about myself.

What do you want to know about me?

ahnie:
Hmmm
@dyt n oweniwe