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Re: Family section gist hub by ahnie(f): 10:12pm On Jun 04, 2018
shocked

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Re: Family section gist hub by Splendblex(f): 10:40am On Jun 05, 2018
ahnie:
So after they came back from church
Every every started minding their business
save for the kids.zino was busy regaling me
how pastor James was shouting in the church
Lolz...wetin omo de know grin

She meant to say,pastor was preaching
Loudly thru the aid of loud speakers
Pastors wife came to check on me,CUs
for some Sundays now I ve not gone
to their church,but to a different church.

Coman see preaching of how I wud end up
in hell faya because I ve stopped going to church.deeper life mentality eeh.imagine bullying a grown soft arse woman that she
Wee go to hell.kuku keel me.

Oga just hang for the door frame,wear that
Him boys brigade knicker shinning his eyes
like Titus fish Wey no dry when them de smoke am.i spoke isoko to pastors wife telling her lets commune in our diary.

Boy Ali finally left his hanging post,when he was no longer receiving signal.i promised pastor wife that I wud come to church next week Sunday.




grin Oh my God!!! Eyes like Titus fish. Hahaha
Re: Family section gist hub by ahnie(f): 1:59pm On Jun 05, 2018
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Re: Family section gist hub by ahnie(f): 2:08pm On Jun 15, 2018
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Re: Family section gist hub by Udochee(m): 5:55pm On Jun 20, 2018
ahnie
happy birthday to Zino. long life & more fruitful years upon her. Cheers
Re: Family section gist hub by ahnie(f): 7:28pm On Jun 20, 2018
Udochee:


happy birthday to Zino. long life & more fruitful years upon her.
Cheers
Lewkatyew you've abandoned us kiss
Re: Family section gist hub by Udochee(m): 9:28pm On Jun 20, 2018
ahnie:
Lewkatyew you've abandoned us kiss
I can't fit to abandon my people na. na hustle & world cup cus am. Hope you all had fun. Zino don dey become omotena small small oo
Re: Family section gist hub by ahnie(f): 12:00am On Jun 21, 2018
Udochee:


I can't fit to abandon my people na. na hustle & world cup cus am.
Hope you all had fun. Zino don dey become omotena small small oo
You've been forgiven!wehdoh sir!!!

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Re: Family section gist hub by ahnie(f): 10:05am On Jun 21, 2018
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Re: Family section gist hub by rezzy: 9:03pm On Jul 11, 2018
@Ahnie,
Who did they inherit leftee from?

I love people using left,
Abeg which thumb do they suck?

My Yole sucks his right thumb and he uses right. When it's time for him to do his homework, that is when he will decide to suck and whenever he does that, he will change the pencil from right to left. The thing dey taya me.
Re: Family section gist hub by ahnie(f): 12:43am On Jul 12, 2018
rezzy:
@Ahnie,
Who did they inherit leftee from?

I love people using left,
Abeg which thumb do they suck?

My Yole sucks his right thumb and he uses right. When it's time for him to do his homework, that is when he will decide to suck and whenever he does that, he will change the pencil from right to left. The thing dey taya me.

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Re: Family section gist hub by rezzy: 5:22pm On Jul 13, 2018
ahnie:


Zino sucks her right fingers (the two fingers before the small finger)but writes and eats with left hand.

Chisom sucks the fat rotund shorter finger on his right hand,but uses the left to eat and carries objects.

Our last born(bishop) z a confirmed leftee,guessing that's where they got it from.
Please add me with this number lets whatsapp


Oow, I see. It's all good.
I didn't see any number.
Re: Family section gist hub by Nobody: 5:39pm On Jul 13, 2018
The Isoko woman her self . How is my friend ( Zino ) doing? My greeting to her.
Re: Family section gist hub by ahnie(f): 6:11pm On Jul 13, 2018
rezzy:


Oow, I see. It's all good.
I didn't see any number. See my number here 08039233983

Edit it...i ve collected it
Re: Family section gist hub by Dyt(f): 6:25pm On Jul 13, 2018
ahnie:


Edit it...i ve collected it

I don.screenshot am

You should edit it
grin cheesy cheesy
Re: Family section gist hub by ahnie(f): 6:45pm On Jul 13, 2018
Dyt:


I don.screenshot am

You should edit it
grin cheesy cheesy

Where ve you been?my dyt of laive.
Re: Family section gist hub by Dyt(f): 7:10pm On Jul 13, 2018
ahnie:


Where ve you been?my dyt of laive.

Everywhere
Re: Family section gist hub by ahnie(f): 8:47pm On Jul 13, 2018
Dyt:


Everywhere
Ghosting around....any updates on greenboss?you don collect your money?
Re: Family section gist hub by Dyt(f): 10:16pm On Jul 13, 2018
ahnie:

Ghosting around....any updates on greenboss?you don collect your money?

Lmao
Green?
The chronic gambler?
Punter

I found out his new moniker few days ago
He deactivated

Who am I to judge a man
He finds peace in gambling
I wish him.luck on the good side
Re: Family section gist hub by oweniwe(m): 10:49pm On Jul 13, 2018
ahnie:

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Mama 3plets tongue

I've delivered your message to Kendra. She hasn't been online for some time now. when she is available, I'll get back to you.

Cheers.
Re: Family section gist hub by oweniwe(m): 10:51pm On Jul 13, 2018
Dyt

I dey find wife o wink
Re: Family section gist hub by Dyt(f): 11:39pm On Jul 13, 2018
oweniwe:
Dyt

I dey find wife o wink

Describe your spec
Re: Family section gist hub by ahnie(f): 12:43am On Jul 14, 2018
oweniwe:


Mama 3pletszino tongue

I've delivered your message to Kendra. She hasn't been online for some time now. when she is available, I'll get back to you.

Cheers.
glad she's okay...my special regards to her
Re: Family section gist hub by ahnie(f): 12:45am On Jul 14, 2018
Dyt:


Lmao
Green?
The chronic gambler?
Punter

I found out his new moniker few days ago
He deactivated

Who am I to judge a man
He finds peace in gambling
I wish him.luck on the good side
The hustle z real.
Re: Family section gist hub by oweniwe(m): 7:34am On Jul 14, 2018
Dyt:


Describe your spec
They're long o... But let me try undecided

Age: 25-32 .... (I'm in between the age bracket)

Physique: Thick women turn my head.... Not fat o... Thick... Average height or tall... No shorty pls. (I'm not discriminating but it's not right when you like SUV, but go and buy Corolla.. person will be oogling SUVs passing by... Not cool.) ... No flat chest please... Im for booby, the bigger the better wink. Don't care about nyarsh. Flat - moderate okay..... Big nyarsh is turn off. angry

Temperament: Humble and gentle smiley ... Choleric/temper woman is turn off. undecided

Education: Don't care. She shouldn't just be illiterate.

Tribe/Religion: No Bini (their girls can be arrogant/pride) or Fulani (i can't born herdsman or boko) please. ... Anything else is fine Moslem/ifa worshipper, as far as she's humble, I don't care... No witch please sad

No slay Queen, clueless or empty head please. The more intelligent, the better cheesy

Hmm... Hmmm..

Dat's all. smiley
Re: Family section gist hub by Dyt(f): 7:36am On Jul 14, 2018
oweniwe:

They're long o... But let me try undecided

Age: 25-32 .... (I'm in between the age bracket)

Physique: Thick women turn my head.... Not fat o... Thick... Average height or tall... No shorty pls. (I'm not discriminating but it's not right when you like SUV, but go and buy Corolla.. person will be oogling SUVs passing by... Not cool.) ... No flat chest please... Im for booby, the bigger the better wink. Don't care about nyarsh. Flat - moderate okay..... Big nyarsh is turn off. angry

Temperament: Humble and gentle smiley ... Choleric/temper woman is turn off. undecided

Education: Don't care. She shouldn't just be illiterate.

Tribe/Religion: No Bini (their girls can be arrogant/pride) or Fulani (i can't born herdsman or boko) please. ... Anything else is fine Moslem/ifa worshipper, as far as she's humble, I don't care... No witch please sad

Hmm... Hmmm..

Dat's all. smiley






Rotflmao
The Bini and witch got me
I have a friend
And that's how he describes the girls around him
Buhahhahahahahahahaha
Re: Family section gist hub by oweniwe(m): 7:38am On Jul 14, 2018
Dyt:


Rotflmao
The Bini and witch got me
I have a friend
And that's how he describes the girls around him
Buhahhahahahahahahaha


I added something

Your friend is a cool guy... Guys who are not specific about what they want in a woman are womanizers... Some Guys who date/marry slim/flat chest women do cross boundary to play away matches with rotund ladies...

#NowYou Know

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Re: Family section gist hub by Dyt(f): 7:55am On Jul 14, 2018
oweniwe:


I added something

Your friend is a cool guy... Guys who are not specific about what they want in a woman are womanizers... Some Guys who date/marry slim/flat chest women do cross boundary to play away matches with rotund ladies...

#NowYou Know

Anyone interested will message you tongue tongue
But you haven't even said nothing Bout you
Re: Family section gist hub by oweniwe(m): 10:20am On Jul 14, 2018
Dyt:


Anyone interested will message you tongue tongue
But you haven't even said nothing Bout you

Depends. I could write a book about myself.

What do you want to know about me?
Re: Family section gist hub by Dyt(f): 10:24am On Jul 14, 2018
oweniwe:


Depends. I could write a book about myself.

What do you want to know about me?


Lol
Not me
The one for you

Could be anyone reading this

Briefly
Something you think is catchy for her cheesy cheesy cheesy

Me
tongue tongue
Re: Family section gist hub by ahnie(f): 7:12pm On Jul 14, 2018
Hmmm
@dyt n oweniwe
Re: Family section gist hub by Dyt(f): 7:31pm On Jul 14, 2018
ahnie:
Hmmm
@dyt n oweniwe

Lol
Don't get it twisted

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