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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by stevodot22(m): 2:51pm On Jul 03, 2018
Happy new month to u bro. Thanks for the update.
Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by Damibiz(m): 6:50am On Jul 04, 2018
Badoo cant die...death is never an Option in his dictionary,it never work in his system..
Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by Damibiz(m): 6:51am On Jul 04, 2018
...Badoo cant die...death is never an Option in his dictionary,it never work in his system..
Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by legendspeakout: 5:56pm On Jul 06, 2018
why do I have this feeling that baddo has not started is Major role, he is still on minor note.
what do I know self. ..
Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 7:58pm On Jul 06, 2018
Damibiz:
...Badoo cant die...death is never an Option in his dictionary,it never work in his system..

Anything is possible ni
Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by adontcare(f): 12:13pm On Jul 07, 2018
Badoh the unbad.

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 7:16am On Jul 11, 2018
Chapter 45

Goodbye My Love (I)

As Badoh walked towards the small back gate, Baroni looked at the carpenter and nodded at him. The carpenter understood and followed him with his bare chest exposed as usual.
"You dey craze?" Daniel yelled at Mezie with fire blazing from his eyes.
"Abeg na, reduce your voice!!" Mezie begged the two boys holding him to ransom. The devil pushing him had encouraged him to step on Danny's toes, now Danny wants his feet as payback.
Badoh peeped from the small gate ensuring that the area was safe before making himself visible to them in company of the carpenter. Daniel's second sent a slap to Mezie's face, it covered his face blurring his vision temporarily. The slap was what forced Badoh out as he got close, though keeping a safe distance from the fracas.
"Omo, you don commit again?" The Carpenter asked smiling as soon as they got close enough.
The battleaxe wielding guy was asked to stand down by his partner as he reasoned with Badoh. Mezie was kneeling by the fence as they spoke to his hearing. Turned out he wooed Danny's girlfriend but she rejected his proposal, this led to him threatening the girl. He boasted to the girl that he was a cultist, he even took it a step further by threatening to kill the girl's bf whom he had never met until tonight.that was why Dan lured him out using a random girl.
Badoh tried to beg on behalf of Mezie, but Dan refused to listen. He was angry that a nonentity would boast to harm him because of a girl, he said he intentionally did not inform his club members about Mezie's antecedents else he would be in their shrine with at least 4 broken ribs.
"My guy, why the delay? Allow me give this man short sleeve na, I no dey see anybody o!" The second guy yelled as he raised the axe up waiting for approval.
"Hey! Calm down there. Just die it." Badoh said to him. He turned to Dan, he asked him what he would gain. He pointed out the fact that hurting Mezie will not add anything to his reputation because Mezie is not a strong man. He pointed at Mezie, "Look am na, this one be like who go cluster you ever again? You never break e bone yet he dey broken already," Badoh said.
Daniel wasn't too happy with not properly dealing with Mezie, but the truth is Mezie will not add to his reputation because as far as this school is concerned, Mezie was a nobody. He didn't have to do anything to him, obviously Mezie got the message loud and very clear. Besides if he keeps looking for trouble he will eventually find it soon. That did not mean Mezie will leave for free.
After a brief negotiation, Badoh removed N1,500 from his pocket and handed it over to Daniel and co, they shook hands and said their goodbyes leaving Mezie in their care. Badoh stared at Mezie, he was angry about having to pay to rescue the grumpy guy, he turned and left Mezie there.
"If you like go the next compound go carry another wahala come here, na me go personally cure your f*ck up. Bascard!" The carpenter said and left him alone. Mezie tried to give them thanks but nobody was willing to receive it.
* * *

Badoh woke up with a throbbing headache, he could hardly open his eyes as the bright daylight penetrated his eyes into his head. He wondered how come his curtains were spread apart as he stretched in bed.
"Good morning boo," Oke said, her voice empowered his headache.
"What!" A shocked Badoh said. He didn't notice her. How come this girl knows his room? How did she enter? Did he even lock his door? He wondered.
"What are you doing here?" Badoh finally asked gathering his blanket to himself in an attempt to hide his morning erection.
"If I no greet na una go say I no get red skirt (respect)." She said throwing her face away. For a brief moment it seemed to Badoh she was without smile.
"Sorry, good morning, Oke," he said finally sitting up and resting his back on the wall. As soon as he greeted her the room brightened further with her smile. Badoh caught himself smiling and tried to control it.
"How was your night?" She asked him keeping the smile which never left her face.
"Fine, just the headache." He said.
"I know." She said. She took sachet water from the bag, opened and poured it into the cup with spoon in front of her. She stirred the contents with the spoon before handing it over to him. "We all had a lot to drink last night. After the fun comes the hangover." She added.
After initially looking at her strangely like all her actions were some kind of magical performance, he collected the cup and saw it was garri mixed with milk and cocoa. He wanted to complain, or protest, but looking at the creamy garri suddenly made him realise that he was very hungry. "Damn! This girl don catch me for six - one," he thought as he began to dig into the cup with the spoon. She sat there just smiling.
The garri was not much, but it was delicious.. He wanted more but instead she handed him 2 tablets of boska as well as the (pure) water. It was like he was under her spell as he collected the medicine and water. He wanted to ask her what drugs this was but instead he simply threw the tablets in his mouth and swallowed with water.
"I'm going back to Warri this morning," she said as he choked on water and started coughing.
"What?" Badoh finally said.

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by Bluehaven(m): 7:51am On Jul 11, 2018
Badohemmy, you're trying o! Thanks for the update!!! *thumbsup* But today is Wednesday shey you know?! Abeg, when are we expecting GOODBYE MY LOVE (Part 2) II?!

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by Bluehaven(m): 7:56am On Jul 11, 2018
Badohemmy i've just observed something.
Your signature reads thus:
"Read and enjoy a character that will satisfy your daily dose fantatainment..."
Is that not a go-ahead to expect a daily update of the Romantic Chronicles of Badoh?

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by Ann2012(f): 7:58am On Jul 11, 2018
Thanks for the update Badohemmy

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by debbydams(f): 8:03am On Jul 11, 2018
badohemmy:


Welcome o.
Abeg wait and be served.
I need pop corn too

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by Damibiz(m): 8:11am On Jul 11, 2018
Mazie do F big time.,so he mst collect,bt za update is too short na

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by stevodot22(m): 8:17am On Jul 11, 2018
Thanks for the update bro, keep em coming.

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by Danyflamez(m): 9:01am On Jul 11, 2018
Nice 1 man

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by playmaker10: 9:20am On Jul 11, 2018
badohemmy:
Chapter 5 continuation...

"It's just crazy. This was not my plan, she does not like me that much I guess." He said.
"And why did you reach that conclusion?" She queried.
"Because she refused going out with me. She never even gree peck me sef. Talk more of kissing and other things.." he said smiling.
"So you chose Viv because Roseline refused to bleep you?" She asked curious.
"No jor. It's not that simple." He said.
"Make it simple. She didn't want to bleep you so you chose someone who wanted to!" She said accusingly.
"Babe I caught Rose kissing Maduka earlier today. It broke my heart," he retorted in a louder voice.
"Oh! Sorry," she said and began crying again. Badoh was confused, he requested to know why she was sad. After much convincing, she revealed how her boyfriend Azuka had hurt her severally because she refused to bleep him. She explained that he was more interested in them sleeping together than building a relationship. She assured him that it was over between Azuka and her. She also begged him not to tell their elder bro Samson and he agreed.
When she was finished, Badoh was hurt. His sister was his number one love and to think that some low life Bros would not appreciate her is crazy.
"Is it the same Azuka who stays at DLA road?" He asked not revealing his anger and she nodded in the affirmative.
Badoh thought for a while stood and walked towards the door. Sylvia stared at him because it was obvious something was on his mind. When he was at Sylvia's room door, he turned and blurted out what was in his mind... "Sis, shèy Azuka has twin younger sisters here in Asaba?" He asked.

wow.... next

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by adontcare(f): 10:40am On Jul 11, 2018
Wow! Badoo dis ur story is on front page already. Am so happy seeing it dia

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by NzeSteve(m): 10:49am On Jul 11, 2018
Woooo following

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by xoxocandy(f): 11:04am On Jul 11, 2018
badohemmy:

Chapter 45

Goodbye My Love (I)

As Badoh walked towards the small back gate, Baroni looked at the carpenter and nodded at him. The carpenter understood and followed him with his bare chest exposed as usual.
"You dey craze?" Daniel yelled at Mezie with fire blazing from his eyes.
"Abeg na, reduce your voice!!" Mezie begged the two boys holding him to ransom. The devil pushing him had encouraged him to step on Danny's toes, now Danny wants his feet as payback.
Badoh peeped from the small gate ensuring that the area was safe before making himself visible to them in company of the carpenter. Daniel's second sent a slap to Mezie's face, it covered his face blurring his vision temporarily. The slap was what forced Badoh out as he got close, though keeping a safe distance from the fracas.
"Omo, you don commit again?" The Carpenter asked smiling as soon as they got close enough.
The battleaxe wielding guy was asked to stand down by his partner as he reasoned with Badoh. Mezie was kneeling by the fence as they spoke to his hearing. Turned out he wooed Danny's girlfriend but she rejected his proposal, this led to him threatening the girl. He boasted to the girl that he was a cultist, he even took it a step further by threatening to kill the girl's bf whom he had never met until tonight.that was why Dan lured him out using a random girl.
Badoh tried to beg on behalf of Mezie, but Dan refused to listen. He was angry that a nonentity would boast to harm him because of a girl, he said he intentionally did not inform his club members about Mezie's antecedents else he would be in their shrine with at least 4 broken ribs.
"My guy, why the delay? Allow me give this man short sleeve na, I no dey see anybody o!" The second guy yelled as he raised the axe up waiting for approval.
"Hey! Calm down there. Just die it." Badoh said to him. He turned to Dan, he asked him what he would gain. He pointed out the fact that hurting Mezie will not add anything to his reputation because Mezie is not a strong man. He pointed at Mezie, "Look am na, this one be like who go cluster you ever again? You never break e bone yet he dey broken already," Badoh said.
Daniel wasn't too happy with not properly dealing with Mezie, but the truth is Mezie will not add to his reputation because as far as this school is concerned, Mezie was a nobody. He didn't have to do anything to him, obviously Mezie got the message loud and very clear. Besides if he keeps looking for trouble he will eventually find it soon. That did not mean Mezie will leave for free.
After a brief negotiation, Badoh removed N1,500 from his pocket and handed it over to Daniel and co, they shook hands and said their goodbyes leaving Mezie in their care. Badoh stared at Mezie, he was angry about having to pay to rescue the grumpy guy, he turned and left Mezie there.
"If you like go the next compound go carry another wahala come here, na me go personally cure your f*ck up. Bascard!" The carpenter said and left him alone. Mezie tried to give them thanks but nobody was willing to receive it.
* * *

Badoh woke up with a throbbing headache, he could hardly open his eyes as the bright daylight penetrated his eyes into his head. He wondered how come his curtains were spread apart as he stretched in bed.
"Good morning boo," Oke said, her voice empowered his headache.
"What!" A shocked Badoh said. He didn't notice her. How come this girl knows his room? How did she enter? Did he even lock his door? He wondered.
"What are you doing here?" Badoh finally asked gathering his blanket to himself in an attempt to hide his morning erection.
"If I no greet na una go say I no get red skirt (respect)." She said throwing her face away. For a brief moment it seemed to Badoh she was without smile.
"Sorry, good morning, Oke," he said finally sitting up and resting his back on the wall. As soon as he greeted her the room brightened further with her smile. Badoh caught himself smiling and tried to control it.
"How was your night?" She asked him keeping the smile which never left her face.
"Fine, just the headache." He said.
"I know." She said. She took sachet water from the bag, opened and poured it into the cup with spoon in front of her. She stirred the contents with the spoon before handing it over to him. "We all had a lot to drink last night. After the fun comes the hangover." She added.
After initially looking at her strangely like all her actions were some kind of magical performance, he collected the cup and saw it was garri mixed with milk and cocoa. He wanted to complain, or protest, but looking at the creamy garri suddenly made him realise that he was very hungry. "Damn! This girl don catch me for six - one," he thought as he began to dig into the cup with the spoon. She sat there just smiling.
The garri was not much, but it was delicious.. He wanted more but instead she handed him 2 tablets of boska as well as the (pure) water. It was like he was under her spell as he collected the medicine and water. He wanted to ask her what drugs this was but instead he simply threw the tablets in his mouth and swallowed with water.
"I'm going back to Warri this morning," she said as he choked on water and started coughing.
"What?" Badoh finally said.
following

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by Jennito(f): 2:57pm On Jul 11, 2018
Nice story badohemmy... Keep it up..

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by Nobody: 5:31pm On Jul 11, 2018
Wow! Wow!! Wow!! @badohemmy this your story make sense like wet pússy grin

Asin ehn, the way you just dey align the matazz just dey make my d!ck raise cheesy

Kudos to you bro' ur brain dey house..

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by yhungbrowhne(m): 5:39pm On Jul 11, 2018
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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by oloyedprince1(m): 4:06pm On Jul 12, 2018
abeg baddoh help us update quick now i gbadun ur matter

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by ofomzi(m): 1:17am On Jul 14, 2018
This has been an interesting read.

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by URep: 7:14am On Jul 14, 2018
Badoh is making us proud.
Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 8:33pm On Jul 15, 2018
Bluehaven:
Badohemmy i've just observed something.
Your signature reads thus:
"Read and enjoy a character that will satisfy your daily dose fantatainment..."
Is that not a go-ahead to expect a daily update of the Romantic Chronicles of Badoh?
Lol. Pls take it as typo error.

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 8:34pm On Jul 15, 2018
Ann2012:
Thanks for the update Badohemmy
Thanks Ann

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Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 8:35pm On Jul 15, 2018
debbydams:
I need pop corn too
Welcome. Enjoy am with us.
Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 8:36pm On Jul 15, 2018
Damibiz:
Mazie do F big time.,so he mst collect,bt za update is too short na
Abeg no vex, na time
Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 8:37pm On Jul 15, 2018
stevodot22:
Thanks for the update bro, keep em coming.
Thank you boss.
Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 8:37pm On Jul 15, 2018
Danyflamez:
Nice 1 man
Thanks Flames
Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 8:38pm On Jul 15, 2018
playmaker10:


wow.... next
Coming up on or before Tues.
Re: The Romantic Chronicles Of Badoh by badohemmy(m): 8:39pm On Jul 15, 2018
adontcare:
Wow! Badoo dis ur story is on front page already. Am so happy seeing it dia
Yes o.

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