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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 7:20pm On Jul 29, 2018
Asemark:
just de observe as the matter they go, youngzubi no sha forget to include your guy sha
sightedgrin

just keep dropping ya comments Dats the key man
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 7:28pm On Jul 29, 2018
Ann2012:
Chai......

Agnes don't finish Spana oooooo

Thanks for d updates Youngzubi
thanks babe
tho i never see your face but the way am seeing this your handwriting eh! u go fine die!!!!!! grin
nobi spana dey yan so!!,no! na my correct sense i take dey talk amsmiley
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by donaldphilipizu(m): 7:51pm On Jul 29, 2018
FYN GBEDU,TANZ DUDE
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Centino: 7:59pm On Jul 29, 2018
Omo! I don report for pidgin lessons.

My man! Respect bro. Good job.
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Danchoco(m): 8:15pm On Jul 29, 2018
My guy, Agnes don treat Ur f**kup.....na revenge mission we dey wait for....
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by blazebaba(m): 8:52pm On Jul 29, 2018
By
Youngzubi:
area!! abeg pass me d mayaa!! make i follow u tear red eye nah!!!
Brother grin you no go vex nii, na one jombo remain and I Wan use am dey reason this Bleep matter undecided..
But no worry shaa, I Don order more cheesy, before you post another episode, paam!!!weed Don land..
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 9:19pm On Jul 29, 2018
Centino:
Omo! I don report for pidgin lessons.
My man! Respect bro. Good job.
smiley oya repeat after me capital letter F x small letter Asmiley
thats all for todays classgrin

thank u my man
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 9:32pm On Jul 29, 2018
blazebaba:
By

Brother grin you no go vex nii, na one jombo remain and I Wan use am dey reason this Bleep matter undecided..
But no worry shaa, I Don order more cheesy, before you post another episode, paam!!!weed Don land..
Area!!!!!! grin ariwa! i go dey wait o!
e go be early mo mo! jombo o !!! nahim sure pass
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Holywizard: 10:05pm On Jul 29, 2018
I've been on ban for the past 2 months now.
Don't u think My name will make sense as one of the characters?
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 10:09pm On Jul 29, 2018
guy u are great!!! Chai i don laff tire!,i just dey wonder d kind brain u get,u are specially made bro,carry go!!
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 10:26pm On Jul 29, 2018
Holywizard:
I've been on ban for the past 2 months now.
Don't u think My name will make sense as one of the characters?
sure it would,@wizard but its under probability mahn,keep dropping ur comments for its only the key to qualify
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Momoh7(m): 10:31pm On Jul 29, 2018
Bros abeg drop am back to back for us
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Biggaboi(m): 10:34pm On Jul 29, 2018
Momoh7:
Bros abeg drop am back to back for us
Abi o. This one episode per day dey affect my belle. Chai!
Abeg na Zubi.... the suspense too much o cry
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by mcjesuspikin(m): 10:59pm On Jul 29, 2018
Hahaha.....u just start ni naw..... am sure spana go soon put u inside better wahala later....
nice update bro
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by rowdymind(m): 11:20pm On Jul 29, 2018
I Nearly Laughed Out My Destiny, Zubi Kudos You Have My Respect. Keep It Coming Lemme Clean The Coffee I Spilled
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Holywizard: 6:21am On Jul 30, 2018
I've been following u all this while.
Sorry I couldn't comment because of that.
Carry go because I dey ur back
Youngzubi:
sure it would,@wizard but its under probability mahn,keep dropping ur comments for its only the key to qualify
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Ann2012(f): 12:43pm On Jul 30, 2018
Youngzubi:
thanks babe
tho i never see your face but the way am seeing this your handwriting eh! u go fine die!!!!!! grin
nobi spana dey yan so!!,no! na my correct sense i take dey talk amsmiley
cheesy me confirm am say na spana dey yan wella
See wetin Agnes don do u, and u still chop her sobinto
Siddon well inside fish pond, d fishes fit taste spana too grin
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 12:54pm On Jul 30, 2018
Biggaboi:
Abi o. This one episode per day dey affect my belle. Chai!
Abeg na Zubi.... the suspense too much o cry
i been one make am two episode per week due to work,e go start soon becos i dey fin am difficult to sidon dey type for phone,man must hustle!!

the story nah talent nobi careergrin na naija we dey
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by rowdymind(m): 1:20pm On Jul 30, 2018
Youngzubi:
i been one make am two episode per week due to work,e go start soon becos i dey fin am difficult to sidon dey type for phone,man must hustle!!

the story nah talent nobi careergrin na naija we dey
True Yan But You Know Sey Na Mara Like This Men Dey Take Soji And Faaji, Abeg Mk You Run Am Wide Mk Men Fit Push Some Criminal Thoughts Away. Thank You Youngzubi
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Biggaboi(m): 1:33pm On Jul 30, 2018
Youngzubi:
i been one make am two episode per week due to work,e go start soon becos i dey fin am difficult to sidon dey type for phone,man must hustle!!

the story nah talent nobi careergrin na naija we dey
Na true sha.... but u say two episode per weekhuh oga abeg o. We dey complain already sey na only one per day we dey see and u dey talk 2 per week! cry
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by MrsEvakinqz(m): 3:12pm On Jul 30, 2018
rowdymind:
True Yan But You Know Sey Na Mara Like This Men Dey Take Soji And Faaji, Abeg Mk You Run Am Wide Mk Men Fit Push Some Criminal Thoughts Away. Thank You Youngzubi
Your Yaning make sense die... I dey with you jare
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by MrsEvakinqz(m): 3:13pm On Jul 30, 2018
Biggaboi:
Na true sha.... but u say two episode per weekhuh oga abeg o. We dey complain already sey na only one per day we dey see and u dey talk 2 per week! cry
Help me follow beg am oo
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pgodson7(m): 4:08pm On Jul 30, 2018
The part where u brought in Mama Akunna really got me laughing.
Nice job, as a confirm warri brought up I fully understand ur blend of pidgin english.
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by izaray(f): 5:16pm On Jul 30, 2018
grin grin I don laugh tire for my office, every body just dey wonder why cheesy
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by rowdymind(m): 5:34pm On Jul 30, 2018
If @youngzubi See How Many Times I Don Reload This Page Ehn, Na Dis Tori Make Me Neva Dey Reason Them Buhari And Ceen8 Wahala. Who Wan Kill Himsef Make Im Die I Gat Zubi To Keep Me Stable.
P.S Better Update Bfr I Carry Number 1 Pursue You. God Bless
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 5:58pm On Jul 30, 2018
Episode..................18





back to lagos
---------------------
time to hustle!
-------------------------





hello! spata!,nah wia u dey?
yes nah,i don land lagos tey tey,nah night bus i follow"

ok'i dey for moto dealer par,i just dey price my private jet,spata yan for phone


u say Watin,car gini?,spata e be like say ya sense don comot,

mind how u talking to me my frend!,spata yan

ah"talking to u?,spata nah me u follow dey speak English abi!,oya begin come my side naw,..i yan



watin!!,say who die!,e be like say ya ma'le format ya sense as u chuck head enter warri abi,see spana level don shenge,i don Hama!,as i dey follow u talk naw eh!,nah inside tear leather Benz i dey so"....spata yan


see spata i nor understand u again o!,Asin last time wey i check ya phone the credit alert diar dey talk 52k,bros u don finally do money ritual ??....i ask spata


guy pocket dat level,tear dat level like red card!,eteh don go market o!,my pepper don red bro,i don hama,infact i won come price ya destiny,i won buy ya future!!!,.....Spata"


ya father!,nah cowbell milk wey ya mama take breast feed u just dey affect ya mental reasoning,wait o! spata onto normal level yan me the full detail nah abeg..."me



eteh don go market!!,mad people don get king!!,i don Hama pass dan-goate!,ariwa!,big mama link connect die!,e sure like ashawo toto, as u tear road go warri,me sef nah money level i dey no time to.check time,opportunity fit be once so i kukuma grab am as e still hot~,spana!.."Spata call



"Ariwa i dey listen die!..."me


ok,after i service 15 ladies eh!, Chai the work nor easy but e pay die,nah 200mile i gather total o!.."spata

Ehen!!!..."me


"u hear me well 200mile nahim i gather...."spata


o boy! 200 million for just 15 client!,guy we go talk later eh!,abeg make e be later things i won kukuma run thing sharpaly,..."me


i cut phone as i begin scatter my bag,Chai sweat gather for my body as i begin search all my clothes till i sight the paper wey striker trow for me dat night,


jah bless!,i don see the contact paper,no time to waste i locate the contact of that lady wey striker pursue comot dat day for wedding ceremony


i grab my phone begin type her digits,nah to dial call i been won do,but call enter,unknown number but i pick am


hello!! mahn watsup!!


hello!nah who i dey follow yan?..."me


ehhh!! mahn its me!..."un non


u??..."me


yes bro,me striker....


ah! strikee!,awfar my guy long time we no see..."me



yes my mahn,why pulling yo sef,i see u as a smart guy but u'er beginning to make me think otherwise eh, guy go run Florida matter nah,she just dey run down my battery with call since..."striker



who be Florida?..."


the lady with big asset,that one i chase comot based on big mama instructions....."striker


yes yes! i remember she,infact nah she i been won call now as ur call enter..."me



ok oya,make i drop so u fit run her nah,remember awa deal o!....."striker yan as him drop phone



fiwww!!!! i sigh as i dial Florida abi watin striker talk again,

the phone ring finish she nor pick,so i call am again,she still nor pick so drop phone as i shuk head enter bathing room,



i nor tey for baffinrum as i run comot wear my clothes,i been won lock door comot wen my phone begin ring



hello ma!...."me


how u spana?...."big mama


i fine wella mama,...

yes nah i don land since..
nah my house i dey nah,Ehen! make i come,better run,
ok i dey on my way already..ok bye



omo e be like say better don surface,this one big mama say make i begin come


i waka enter compound nahim i sight oga landlord



ah! oga landlord good day sir!...."me



my brother how body?...."landlord



very fine sir,u don dey recover nah....."me



shebi u dey see am,but my wife don run comot she turn all my pikin dem against me,as i dey so,nah only me o!...."landlord



ooohh!! annabel follow her?...."me



no! nah only she nor gree leave me,nah only she take pity on me,i just tank gawd for her better heart...."landlord



Ehen!! thank gawd o!..."ok na i won go some wia,we go talk well later....i yan as i won pass him comot

wait!,...

sir!...."me


u fit help me reach dat woman wey save us?...."landlord



yes nah,she be my boss...."me

ok guwd,abeg i owe her my life,i never tank her since dem discharge me for hospital...oga landlord yan


ok no wahala i go help u reach her,abeg make i dey go,we go see in the evening....."me



i tear run bounce outside as me and spata jam head gbossaa!!


u dey!" ah spata!!!!!......me



spana the apataa!!!! fear manhood one!!!!....."spata



chisos!! so nah true u dey talk so!!,see moto!!!!.....me


no no! u for call am eke na!! ,,this is private jet!!!,repeat after me priivveeettee !! jhet!!!....spata yan




omo nah confirm Benz my guy purchase o!,e make sense die!!




so we go wash am nah....."me



yes but i for like travel go warri,nah dia people wey fit chop my currency dey!.....spata yan


spata one!!!!...."me



no no! u for call me scatter, i be spender one!!! of lagos as a whole!....."spata



nna spata u get eye oh!,i still dey yan when one bbw lady waka come down from the moto


baby lets go nah!......"bbw


oh sugar heart i dey come make i settle this gate man



eh!!!! u say watin spata!!!!....i open mouth





to be continued dropping tonight
make una no kill me o!

i dey office so!
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Holywizard: 6:04pm On Jul 30, 2018
Guy edit ur post well.
E suppose me something like this:
Spata- # # #
Me- #.#.#
Youngzubi:
Episode..................18





back to lagos
---------------------
time to hustle!
-------------------------





hello! spata!,nah wia u dey?
yes nah,i don land lagos tey tey,nah night bus i follow"

ok'i dey for moto dealer par,i just dey price my private jet,spata yan for phone


u say Watin,car gini?,spata e be like say ya sense don comot,

mind how u talking to me my frend!,spata yan

ah"talking to u?,spata nah me u follow dey speak English abi!,oya begin come my side naw,..i yan



watin!!,say who die!,e be like say ya ma'le format ya sense as u chuck head enter warri abi,see spana level don shenge,i don Hama!,as i dey follow u talk naw eh!,nah inside tear leather Benz i dey so"....spata yan


see spata i nor understand u again o!,Asin last time wey i check ya phone the credit alert diar dey talk 52k,bros u don finally do money ritual ??....i ask spata


guy pocket dat level,tear dat level like red card!,eteh don go market o!,my pepper don red bro,i don hama,infact i won come price ya destiny,i won buy ya future!!!,.....Spata"


ya father!,nah cowbell milk wey ya mama take breast feed u just dey affect ya mental reasoning,wait o! spata onto normal level yan me the full detail nah abeg..."me



eteh don go market!!,mad people don get king!!,i don Hama pass dan-goate!,ariwa!,big mama link connect die!,e sure like ashawo toto, as u tear road go warri,me sef nah money level i dey no time to.check time,opportunity fit be once so i kukuma grab am as e still hot~,spana!.."Spata call



"Ariwa i dey listen die!..."me


ok,after i service 15 ladies eh!, Chai the work nor easy but e pay die,nah 200mile i gather total o!.."spata

Ehen!!!..."me


"u hear me well 200mile nahim i gather...."spata


o boy! 200 million for just 15 client!,guy we go talk later eh!,abeg make e be later things i won kukuma run thing sharpaly,..."me


i cut phone as i begin scatter my bag,Chai sweat gather for my body as i begin search all my clothes till i sight the paper wey striker trow for me dat night,


jah bless!,i don see the contact paper,no time to waste i locate the contact of that lady wey striker pursue comot dat day for wedding ceremony


i grab my phone begin type her digits,nah to dial call i been won do,but call enter,unknown number but i pick am


hello!! mahn watsup!!


hello!nah who i dey follow yan?..."me


ehhh!! mahn its me!..."un non


u??..."me


yes bro,me striker....


ah! strikee!,awfar my guy long time we no see..."me



yes my mahn,why pulling yo sef,i see u as a smart guy but u'er beginning to make me think otherwise eh, guy go run Florida matter nah,she just dey run down my battery with call since..."striker



who be Florida?..."


the lady with big asset,that one i chase comot based on big mama instructions....."striker


yes yes! i remember she,infact nah she i been won call now as ur call enter..."me



ok oya,make i drop so u fit run her nah,remember awa deal o!....."striker yan as him drop phone



fiwww!!!! i sigh as i dial Florida abi watin striker talk again,

the phone ring finish she nor pick,so i call am again,she still nor pick so drop phone as i shuk head enter bathing room,



i nor tey for baffinrum as i run comot wear my clothes,i been won lock door comot wen my phone begin ring



hello ma!...."me


how u spana?...."big mama


i fine wella mama,...

yes nah i don land since..
nah my house i dey nah,Ehen! make i come,better run,
ok i dey on my way already..ok bye



omo e be like say better don surface,this one big mama say make i begin come


i waka enter compound nahim i sight oga landlord



ah! oga landlord good day sir!...."me



my brother how body?...."landlord



very fine sir,u don dey recover nah....."me



shebi u dey see am,but my wife don run comot she turn all my pikin dem against me,as i dey so,nah only me o!...."landlord



ooohh!! annabel follow her?...."me



no! nah only she nor gree leave me,nah only she take pity on me,i just tank gawd for her better heart...."landlord



Ehen!! thank gawd o!..."ok na i won go some wia,we go talk well later....i yan as i won pass him comot

wait!,...

sir!...."me


u fit help me reach dat woman wey save us?...."landlord



yes nah,she be my boss...."me

ok guwd,abeg i owe her my life,i never tank her since dem discharge me for hospital...oga landlord yan


ok no wahala i go help u reach her,abeg make i dey go,we go see in the evening....."me



i tear run bounce outside as me and spata jam head gbossaa!!


u dey!" ah spata!!!!!......me



spana the apataa!!!! fear manhood one!!!!....."spata



chisos!! so nah true u dey talk so!!,see moto!!!!.....me


no no! u for call am eke na!! ,,this is private jet!!!,repeat after me priivveeettee !! jhet!!!....spata yan




omo nah confirm Benz my guy purchase o!,e make sense die!!




so we go wash am nah....."me



yes but i for like travel go warri,nah dia people wey fit chop my currency dey!.....spata yan


spata one!!!!...."me



no no! u for call me scatter, i be spender one!!! of lagos as a whole!....."spata



nna spata u get eye oh!,i still dey yan when one bbw lady waka come down from the moto


baby lets go nah!......"bbw


oh sugar heart i dey come make i settle this gate man



eh!!!! u say watin spata!!!!....i open mouth





to be continued dropping tonight
make una no kill me o!

i dey office so!
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by stevodot22(m): 7:08pm On Jul 30, 2018
Omo the the update before the last update got me laughing hysterically. Youngzubi you be man wey sabi. Thanks for the update.
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 7:17pm On Jul 30, 2018
Holywizard:
Guy edit ur post well. E suppose me something like this: Spata- # # # Me- #.#.#
well noted my man
but am not writing a drama nah

buh i l'll make it more clear next time
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by olacarz(m): 7:26pm On Jul 30, 2018
gate man! money don skata spata head be that o kudos bro
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 7:29pm On Jul 30, 2018
Ann2012:
cheesy me confirm am say na spana dey yan wella See wetin Agnes don do u, and u still chop her sobinto Siddon well inside fish pond, d fishes fit taste spana too grin
lwkmd! grin
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