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He Has Not Called Me Back And Refused To Pick My Calls by BIGVAJINA(op): 7:15am On Aug 10, 2018

I was with my new guy at the beach last week
he is very funny so he kept cracking me
unfortunately at one of the jokes i couldnt control myself and let out a loud fart

it was really smelling i must admit
people at the beach even thought maybe a dead fish had been washed ashore

he was moody throughout until later he dropped me at my residence
since then he doesnt call and return my calls

please what should i do since i really love him and dont want to lose him
i have been apologizing but he has even blocked me on all social media platforms

please help cry

Re: He Has Not Called Me Back And Refused To Pick My Calls by machiti(m): 7:31am On Aug 10, 2018

BIGVAJINA:
I was with my new guy at the beach last week
he is very funny so he kept cracking me
unfortunately at one of the jokes i couldnt control myself and let out a loud fart

it was really smelling i must admit
people at the beach even thought maybe a dead fish had been washed ashore

he was moody throughout until later he dropped me at my residence
since then he doesnt call and return my calls

please what should i do since i really love him and dont want to lose him
i have been apologizing but he has even blocked me on all social media platforms

please help

Hahahaha you really when muder him with that fart. . thats a muder case.

Re: He Has Not Called Me Back And Refused To Pick My Calls by BlackAdam55(m): 7:32am On Aug 10, 2018

go and rest you don't know how to troll undecided

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Re: He Has Not Called Me Back And Refused To Pick My Calls by Nobody: 8:04am On Aug 10, 2018

Maybe I don't get. But how can fart be a big deal. An unintentional one for that matter

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Re: He Has Not Called Me Back And Refused To Pick My Calls by Lordbooster(m): 8:28am On Aug 10, 2018

Wtf him no dy mess ne shooo nawa o he's not serious....anyways check out my signature for some naija 18+ nasty contents

Re: He Has Not Called Me Back And Refused To Pick My Calls by youngderek1(m): 8:47am On Aug 10, 2018

BIGVAJINA:
I was with my new guy at the beach last week
he is very funny so he kept cracking me
unfortunately at one of the jokes i couldnt control myself and let out a loud fart

it was really smelling i must admit
people at the beach even thought maybe a dead fish had been washed ashore

he was moody throughout until later he dropped me at my residence
since then he doesnt call and return my calls

please what should i do since i really love him and dont want to lose him
i have been apologizing but he has even blocked me on all social media platforms

please help

Re: He Has Not Called Me Back And Refused To Pick My Calls by sarahade(f): 8:49am On Aug 10, 2018

Lies from the pit of hell

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Re: He Has Not Called Me Back And Refused To Pick My Calls by donbachi(m): 10:40am On Aug 10, 2018

I know how you feel..but,u knw sey mess pass mess....imagine,mess wey kill all d fish wey dey d river and change d atmosphere....if na u,u no go gree na...wetin go happen be sey.mix hypo with klin drink am,shake ur belle for 20mins...den call am.