donbachi:
wat cha want gurl

ImaIma1:



I was just curious to know what you saw.

Never mind.

donbachi:
they tried dragging me down and a man putting on white.pushed me out da water...are we cool now.

ImaIma1:

Do you still swim??

youngberry001:
I was comingback from my friend house around 1oclock in midnight nd i was walking cuz our house nd my friend is not dat far,,,so in my way coming i hear some noise sayin the bitch is near lets cut him head into piecess mehn i feel like bury mysef in d ground wen i heard den,,so befor i tear race dey don surround me wit cutlass nd knifes saying heeey buddy we here for money so dnt pretend u dnt hold money give us 20k cash nd we would free you i said to mysef chaiii i don die for dis night ooohh cuz i no hold even kobo wit me here,,,,befor i talk am finish i come here hot slap wit shout again heey buddy give us money befor we peel ur skin here mehnn i slowly nd gentle talk to dis guys plsss brothers am just a stranger here i dnt knw any1 i also come down here to hustle nd sinces i come even kobo i no get wit me to feed masef nah beg i dey do infact it only me nd my brother remain for our family plss dey should not hurt me,,my brother is dere waiting for me to take his medicine dis night to survived pls dey should pardon me,,,,oboy come see how dis guys put money together nd dash me said we re sorry pal forgive our bad habit pls stand up let us escort u a little,,,,mehnn as i come count money it #5,250,,,,nah original lie i take break dere hearts but sinces den i no dey ever walk alone in d midnight.


Nah suya meat i take money buy in d mornig i swear lie sweet sometimes

donbachi:
yah!i still do.i'm a gud swimmer.u care to join?

ImaIma1:

Nice. I am a fish.
Naah!! I have a place where i go when i want to. Thanks

Colourich:
It was the day I was robbed, I was dragging my bag with the robbers on the street and they brought out gun and threatened to shoot me, damn! I was so scared I had to give them the bag.

Shite was scary, twas actually my first time of seeing a gun in reality.

kingxsamz:
Thank God for your life.

kingxsamz:
Thank God for your life.

Prognose:
Five years ago I had an interview to attend in abuja by 9am and I received the invitation text by 10pm the night before. So I decided to go by air to meet the deadline. The next day I went to benin airport by 8am and paid my flight ticket. It had been a while in had boarded a plane so I was a little excited. They boarded us and the plane took off. It was arik air.

We had just about levelled of when I started seeing stars in front of my eyes. I became slightly dizzy and then suddenly I could no longer breathe. I was gulping in huge amounts of air and yet it felt like I was holding my breath. My heart started to beat very fast and I began to gasp desperately for air. The guy beside me when he saw what was going on pulled a mask from above my head and told me to breathe into it. I grabbed it and inhaled but nothing happened.
By now other passengers on the flight had started kabashing seriously. Someone pulled off my suit and a hostess gave me juice thinking it was hunger. These only gave me temporary relief. We were now thirty minutes into the flight and blood had stopped flowing to my hands. I felt cold and ally body was trembling. It was i had been holding my breath for 30mins if that's possible. It suddenly occurred to me if they had oxygen on the plane. The hostess said yes and rushed to get it. As soon as I inhaled it I felt some small relief. The captain sent a message to me that the plane would soon be landing in abuja. I continued to breath in the oxygen until the plane began to descend and suddenly I could breathe again. The plane landed and the hostess asked how I was doing. I nodded and everyone cheered and started praising God. (every Nigerian us a prayer warrior lol).
They had to get an ambulance to evacuate me from the plane. Till today I don't know what happened. And I haven't taken another flight since.

jenigurl:
I was banned by the spambot from the romance section for 24 hrs and I spent time with the peeps in politics !
My are they an angry bunch! Most of the chaos there have very demeaning ways of speaking to ladies.

I shall not venture there again for my sanity . Have you seen how they curse each other's tribes there ?

Oh my days !

kingxsamz:


That really must have been scary.

ifartonyou:

All you had to do was pick a side...
Just hail Saraki or do the sai baba 2023, and you'll make a lo t of fiends.

Nobodys:
Hmm.... I was very young then, say 12years old abi 10..... It was on 31st December, few hours to Newyear...

My mum and I were going to church, the normal crossover service...... Some guys just came from nowhere and before I knew, one was pointing a long gun to my mum's head from behind.....chai, I ran away while another one chased me buh he stopped when I entered a Church close by.......

Thought my mum ran as well buh didn't see her again o, was so scared come see crying....the Church people didn't even notice what was happening...... I was thinking of going back into the bush when my mum walked out.....

They took her phone and wanted to rape her.....( bloody bastards). buh seems like one of them recognized her and said they should free..........


The kind fear wey I fear dat day. was crying through out the newyear celebration...... Thank God for life ..

Auladimeji:
The day I played PS2 but I don't want to pay.
I love playing Ps2 when I was young,
I played Ps2 at the cost of 300 but I don't wanna pay,so I was looking for a way to escape the Ps2 owner

As i was escaping I stepped on a puppy and whose mother is very aggressive. She heard the cried of her baby, she pursued me from street A to street D,it was as if a lion was chasing me,I was running and gasping for air

Morientez:
Mine be say..e get one yard lyk dat wey we park enter newly bk den,and dat yard get as e be.. mysterious tinz 2dey happen there. One hot nite lyk dat, na xo i say mk i relax oh..mean y i dy lyk 2 lie dwn wit only ma boxerz xo dat ekuku(air) dy enter my ikemba..lol na xo i bngn sleep oh b4 i dy kwn wetn dy happen na xo i bngn 2dey feel movement 4ma right leg oh.. Pian pian pian b4 i dey kwn wetn happen e don move up 2ma ikemba kum bite me 4 ma smtn oh..ma pipu na xo bngn shout ooo..dn use ma hand 2hold ma smtn wit d tin wey bite me join. Nia mumsy hear ma shout burst out lyk jet li..nia she bngn para oh dy ask me y hold hnd 4 ma groin area?nia i tell her say smtn bite me 4my ikemba nd i kwn no wetn b dat, nd i still hold d smtn. She say mk i remove ma boxerz hold am wit d tin wey bite me.. say mk i kwn ever leave d tin oo .. Naxo i do she talk oh,remove boxerz put 4 floor kouple wit tin wey bite me join.b4 i go jak robbinson da woman don use motor pistol smash both ma hand nd wetn dey inside d boxer. Ma pipu guess wetn bite me oh..na nkapi(oke belgium)

Biggerbros234:
so all dis while u de see gun for dream