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Physical appearance

The nyash

The eye balls. They really turn me on.

1. Her face
2. Height
3. Articulation
4. Must not be rude and arrogant oo.

Is this how low this forum has sunk? Why am I shocked sef, this place was always a public toilet. Kids come here to fart opinions day in, day out.

milemimi93:
First is her legs. Her legs must be straight or she ain't sh!t.

Next is her finger nails. Her finger nails should be flat and not curvy.

Lastly her eye balls. Those balls must be black and not brownish.

P:S. Her nose too. Pointed nose and not a flat nose.

Buffoon, they said first thing

A beautiful lady, nice shape, boobs.... I mean sexy average or slight above average boobs den I will be so happy if she is beautiful at heart. Her good character, I crave for

Netfilix:
I don't know why... I used to say to myself: "I'll marry a oyinbo-color girl" but I actually get attracted to black ladies than yellow .


Back to the question

Slim, tall and feet.

With this your English, no "Oyinbo-color girl" would want to marry you.

Just manage the "black ladies than yellow".

Dudeweedlmao:
Her IQ and Face. I don't care about boobs or ass, as long as she's thick and has a almost flat tummy.

You don't care about boobs and ass? Brother, you must be from Mars.


I am a sucker for chubby light skinned ladies with boobs and well packaged ass. Her dress sense must be topnotch sexy and must have a proper grasp of current affairs. I also have a weakness for intelligent and street smart ladies with great sense of humor, whose passion includes reading books and watching movies.

It finally made FP hun?

gentlegenius:
OK.
But a lady with brain and life must not always be a graduate.
There are many graduates without brain and life.
There are also many non graduates with brain and life.

There are so many poly student(year 1) and even some s.s. 2 girls with great stuff and class than d so card grad

Maamin:
While this is more or less like a counter thread to the earlier
Ladies, What's The First Thing You Check When A Guy Approaches You?(Guys Listen)
https://www.nairaland.com/4702164/ladies-whats-first-thing-check/1

It is only right if Ladies get to know what Guys look out in them, before they approach to woo them.

Guys over to you. What are those physical qualities you see in a lady that makes you to approach her?

I check her outward beauty to see if it is my spec. If yes I will approach but if No I ignore.

Attitude and Looks.

ultimate77:
1. Complexion; she must be fair skineed.
2. Height; she must be above average
3. Boobs: The boobs should be above everage. I want something that i can appreciate with my hands all over and also what looks cute in the front when she puts on any wears.
4. She must be articulate.
5.must be a graduate.
6. Must be outspoken. Must never be an inttovert.
7. Must have knowledge about global and finamcial market.
8. Must not be a social media.freek.
9. Must be a great cook and a good bed maker.
10. Must be ready to respect me and ready to be loved unconditionally. Let me park here.

Note: if you have this qualities and based in pH, I will appreciate a date.

lmao..This your list ..lol..
Well ive never done this before but here is mine.
*Smart/Intelligent
*Decent
*Hardworking
*Honest
*Good Morals sha
*Selfesteem..I like people with positive self esteem
*Challenge me when im likely wrong I like challenges
*Respectful- treats everyone young and old alike equally with respect.
*Trustworthy

Things I dont like
***Peacocky atitudes
***Immoral acts
***Nagging and lying...
Every other bad attitudes I'll overlook..Im not the type of guy that gets impressed because of a lady looks but i dont think she will mind if i compliment her looks once in a while Anyway we still searching..

adudu208:
You don't care about boobs and ass? Brother, you must be from Mars.

That's cause you didn't see what he did there. Once a girl is thick, she automatically has boob and/or ass and definately thick thighs that save life.

Her teeth.
I don't want to date a biter.

WOMAN WAHALA PASS THIS oo , THIS THREAD cant contains make we just hold it there

The two thieves @the front, the backyard n composure. Then the IQ... That is very very important, cos some girls don slay their brain too.

ultimate77:
1. Complexion; she must be fair skineed.
2. Height; she must be above average
3. Boobs: The boobs should be above everage. I want something that i can appreciate with my hands all over and also what looks cute in the front when she puts on any wears.
4. She must be articulate.
5.must be a graduate.
6. Must be outspoken. Must never be an inttovert.
7. Must have knowledge about global and finamcial market.
8. Must not be a social media.freek.
9. Must be a great cook and a good bed maker.
10. Must be ready to respect me and ready to be loved unconditionally. Let me park here.

Note: if you have this qualities and based in pH, I will appreciate a date.

Your last sentence... Keep who you are from women.you are a good guy but never let lady know you are good u will regret it.

All this things are the first thing,u can't even articulate and u want a gal that can articulate, get life bro....didn't say ur lifeless ooo

ultimate77:
1. Complexion; she must be fair skineed.
2. Height; she must be above average
3. Boobs: The boobs should be above everage. I want something that i can appreciate with my hands all over and also what looks cute in the front when she puts on any wears.
4. She must be articulate.
5.must be a graduate.
6. Must be outspoken. Must never be an inttovert.
7. Must have knowledge about global and finamcial market.
8. Must not be a social media.freek.
9. Must be a great cook and a good bed maker.
10. Must be ready to respect me and ready to be loved unconditionally. Let me park here.

Note: if you have this qualities and based in pH, I will appreciate a date.

mypains:
Your last sentence... Keep who you are from women.you are a good guy but never let lady know you are good u will regret it.

True

JamaicanLove:
Buffoon, they said first thing

Whenever you get on my mentions, a song *What these b!tches want from a nigga?* by DMX always pop into my head. Then I recall you ain't no b!tch. U just a nigga who tripping over Mimi.

Do not judge a book by its cover. Content is by far the most important thing.

mypains:
Your last sentence... Keep who you are from women.you are a good guy but never let lady know you are good u will regret it.

Y do u say so boss, just want to learn cos I'm also a good guy.

nikeballing:
here to read comments

I want to sit on your thighs

I love bold ladies with good legs, nice shape, height and intelligent

nikeballing:
here to read comments

Yea someone like the lady in your DP but a little lighter and less chubby.

jenny and Ella Don join amaka league of disappointment.... from 2pm I Don dey wait this two .....they never show up till now....tuface and I na big victims of this shit

ultimate77:
1. Complexion; she must be fair skineed.
2. Height; she must be above average
3. Boobs: The boobs should be above everage. I want something that i can appreciate with my hands all over and also what looks cute in the front when she puts on any wears.
4. She must be articulate.
5.must be a graduate.
6. Must be outspoken. Must never be an inttovert.
7. Must have knowledge about global and finamcial market.
8. Must not be a social media.freek.
9. Must be a great cook and a good bed maker.
10. Must be ready to respect me and ready to be loved unconditionally. Let me park here.

Note: if you have this qualities and based in pH, I will appreciate a date.

I love dat number 3 & 8.. Jus moderate in social media tin

topcatking:
I watch for these.

1. Carriage. ( How she interacts with others. even before we converse. is she loud, overt, or calm and confident)
2. Neatness and dress sense ( I prefer class and elegance to trendy and trashy)
3. Body type (I like 'em slim or slightly fleshy. Tall or petite. big belly? Hell naw! clean nails(if she must fix, they should be trimmed and not painted a garish hue.)
4. How pretty is she? ( This varies. )
5. Complexion. (whatever complexion it is, it should be clear.). I Detest bleaching.
6. Odours (Mouth and/or body, turns me off straight.) she might be hot, but i get a whiff, she'll never see me again.
7. Diction. She doesn't have to use grammar. just express herself in a clear and unambiguous way. no bleeped up accents too.
8. Intelligence. I have a thing for intelligent ladies. ( 10 minutes convo with her will always reveal.)
9. Humor. She has to have a sense of humor, cos mine is legendary. If i see no traces....i'm out.

this is the best. ur choice is as good as mine. so real. # most girl bleaches dis days. so it may not really count