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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Belbad(m): 7:41pm On Sep 04, 2018
We dae ur back
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 8:23pm On Sep 04, 2018
efeteb:
Anybody wey read dis your story and no gree comment nor get conscience. Oga you be Don. I carry my left yansh for you.


Thanks for the frequency of your update
Signed
Oliver Twist
bro God go bless you!!! im go tear u hot slap of unending blessing,listen my brother,you will hit something"ask me what?"


brotherly you spoke well.....
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 8:25pm On Sep 04, 2018
ejerukeuzezi:
baba youngzubi u are good and loaded my bro
nah you oh!!,bro noting do u!
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 8:39pm On Sep 04, 2018
paprika212:
I wish I can give you a recognised trophy, you are too much
awww sweetheart thank you sooooo much!.......
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by paprika212(f): 9:23pm On Sep 04, 2018
Youngzubi:
awww sweetheart thank you sooooo much!.......
you are welcome dear
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by kdavid07(m): 9:33pm On Sep 04, 2018
I raise cap 4 u. i vote u to be nairaland author of the year. I knw say actor no dey die for film spana wil b bak 4 revenge
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by stevegreatest: 9:48pm On Sep 04, 2018
I just port from ghost mode
Boss you too much.....
Nice flow and narrative............hope am not being greedy for asking for moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Chuksteric(m): 10:27pm On Sep 04, 2018
Spata self... Chai I know spana go mess all of them up
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by UpdatesiOS147(m): 11:11pm On Sep 04, 2018
Spanaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! Updateeeeeee!!!!! My eyes dey itch me for here bros update Abeg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Youngzubi oooooooooo
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by efeteb: 6:44am On Sep 05, 2018
Youngzubi:
bro God go bless you!!! im go tear u hot slap of unending blessing,listen my brother,you will hit something"ask me what?"


brotherly you spoke well.....
Amen.



What?
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Obaf1(m): 7:48am On Sep 05, 2018
Youngzubh...thank u gannn ni, nice update.....ghost mode de..activated.
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Parollawd(m): 8:47am On Sep 05, 2018
finally got here

visit www.donsimonii.com for other interesting stories
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 9:10am On Sep 05, 2018
Obaf1:
Youngzubh...thank u gannn ni, nice update.....ghost mode de..activated.
heeeeeyyy!!!!! you are highly welcomed man
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 9:11am On Sep 05, 2018
UpdatesiOS147:
Spanaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! Updateeeeeee!!!!! My eyes dey itch me for here bros update Abeg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Youngzubi oooooooooo
chill bro,
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Preciousbouy(m): 9:18am On Sep 05, 2018
correct guy were sabi
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by tomgab(m): 9:23am On Sep 05, 2018
wow, I love this new twist in the story. I kind of expected it though, since spata didn't look sick to spana.

Again, your work was professional. keep it up and coming
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by tomgab(m): 9:25am On Sep 05, 2018
I think am going to start my own writing too. PM me youngzubi, I need some inspiration
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 10:00am On Sep 05, 2018
tomgab:
I think am going to start my own writing too. PM me youngzubi, I need some inspiration
Hahaha!!! see my niqqa,bro you gat my blessings


i l'll drop my handles later in the day for those who really wonna have some talk with me.....i no dey hid face,trust me i be free guy
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Sensitivity1254: 10:52am On Sep 05, 2018
How many updates u go drop today to celebrate your winning the August award??



Youngzubi:
Hahaha!!! see my niqqa,bro you gat my blessings


i l'll drop my handles later in the day for those who really wonna have some talk with me.....i no dey hid face,trust me i be free guy
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 11:20am On Sep 05, 2018
Sensitivity1254:
How many updates u go drop today to celebrate your winning the August award??
miaw!! see my own personal peson,bro u be like my own blood but as u just forsake me,no p,"ghost mod no fit at all


johnsow1 nna i just dey watch u tey tey but insogwu adiro!
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op):
now let me use this opportunity to thank you guys

yea! its not easy but with you guys it seems much more easier and fun,i know that some if not all will be mad at me

everybody will be like"aaaaahh!! what's wrong with this dude,comma update this tin and stop all this your rubbish talk


but i just i have to do what is right,and again i have to take my time in other not to backslid,i must keeping improving


update is coming soon,just know that with more 3 to 4 updates the story will end so lets relax,i really dont wonna rush things



finally i have been declared as the AUGUST 5K AWARD WINNER!"EEEEEEYYYYYYEEEEEHHHHHH!!!!! WE MADE IT,YOU ALL MADE IT HAPPEN THANKS ALOT FAM!


Although am still waiting for alert before i would go and testify


thanks guys i really appreciate your effort,and for those that have been voting for me on Facebook for the short story award i say a very big thank you

...............


HERE ARE MY CONTACTS INCASE YOU WONNA REACH ME


Facebook: Desmond nona

twitter : @Desmond_nona

instagram : @Desmondnona


email : youngzubi@gmail.com
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by shen05: 11:50am On Sep 05, 2018
na the award money you use buy watch abi
Youngzubi:
now let me use this opportunity to thank you guys

yea! its not easy but with you guys it seems much more easier and fun,i know that some if not all will be mad at me

everybody will be like"aaaaahh!! what's wrong with this dude,comma update this tin and stop all this your rubbish talk


but i just i have to do what is right,and again i have to take my time in other not to backslid,i must keeping improving


update is coming soon,just not that with more 3 to 4 updates the story will end so lets relax,i really wonna rush things



finally i have been declared as the AUGUST 5K AWARD "EEEEEEYYYYYYEEEEEHHHHHH!!!!! WE MADE IT,YOU ALL MADE IT HAPPEN THANKS ALOT FAM!


Although am still waiting for alert before i would go and testify


thanks guys i really appreciate your effort,and for those that have been voting for me on Facebook for the short story award i say a very big thank you

...............


HERE ARE MY CONTACTS INCASE YOU WONNA REACH ME


Facebook: Desmond nona

twitter : @Desmond_nona

instagram : @Desmondnona


email : youngzubi@gmail.com


although iTS been very long i took pictures but i just have to take some,atleast make i show face,i nor dey hide for anybody.....
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Enny2013(f): 1:49pm On Sep 05, 2018
I am impatiently waiting fr Updates ooo!!... Thumbs up fr Youngzubi
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Iamicekid(m): 2:09pm On Sep 05, 2018
You deserve it and more bro
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Asek1(m): 2:15pm On Sep 05, 2018
Kudos on your win Am waiting for update mbok
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by popesammy2(m): 2:45pm On Sep 05, 2018
u deserve it
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Olivers2J(f): 2:51pm On Sep 05, 2018
Small boy with big God cute and intelligent full package 4 single's searching & ready to groom.

That said no dull this area update sharply sharply



He smiles
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by samuel19222(m): 2:51pm On Sep 05, 2018
Your attention is needed Ronaldo, adams345
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op):
sex NA FOOD written by youngzubi

Episode........52 written by youngzubi



I Get sho-ko 
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kill am!!! boss show am pepper!!!, boss!!! boss!! boss!!! 
boss!!!!

all the prisoners dem just dey shout dey hail the macho guy,from wia i bend down, i fit hear the guy footsteps as im waka dey come my side,everi body dey hail am,dem dey jam dia hand for iron as heavy noise just full the whole prison yard


i begin feel hot as vex begin boil for my head,for wia i bend down i begin remember everi tin,how we take start,how i don help spata starting from our childhood,but see as im do now,

nah like this im won take pay me back,no i nor fit die like this,either i fight for my freedom or i die fighting,but i no go die like this noo!!!!!!!,i shout and stand on my feet,i begin see differently as my breathing method change,

"spana noo!!!! abeg no do am!!!,i hear as a guy voice shout from the other prison


i turn look the peson,nahim i sight Stevo for wia im dey hold the iron protector,i begin turn my head as i begin find others,then i sight erotic for wia im stand,the guy just frown face dey look,im nor talk pkeekim

towwaaa!!!!!,the macho guy jam me heavy punch for belle

aaahh!,mm!! ah!,i kneel down for my kneels begin cough

the guy still rush me grab my head then raise up im hand to land me blow but i seize im hand as i grab the hand tight,i jump up stamp my feet for wall and land the macho guy superman punch for face tooowww!,the guy groan and begin stagger go back,the prison turn silent,you fit hear pin drop


(note! this story is written by youngzubi,join his fb group..youngzubi stories For more interesting stories,add him up on fb:young zubi Desmond)

i look up as everi wia turn bloody for my eye

"i need blood!!!!",no you'er delivered!!

"blood!!!!,"noo!!!

nah those two voice i just dey hear for my head,the voice turn very loud as my head begin crack,i close my eyes tight,grab my head and begin shout noo!!!!,then i tear eye open nahim all the veins wey dey my hand begin showcase as nah to tear peson apart dey hungry me,the energy wey begin flow for my body too much as nah to scatter blood i just dey hear,feel and won do

i look the macho guy,i sight am wia im don tear race go rest for wall as fear full im body,i begin take one one step go meet am

"no no no! abeg!!,im begin yan wit im macho voice,but blood must spill before i go get my sense back as im don free the evil wey be sey dem don cast comot for my body tey tey


as i reach wia the guy rest im back for wall dey shake wit fear,with my right hand i dig am inside im eyes,the guy shout in pain as some fluid begin run down my fingers,i comot hand and jack him up

"heeeeyyyyyy!!!!!!!, the whole prisoners begin shout with joy as some dey clap while some just dey hit the iron dey hail me


just for me to jam the guy for wall and then tear im stomach apart nahim one sharp object pierce enter my hand,a drop the macho guy and groan,i turn around only to sight the prison officials everi wia inside the cell, all the prisoners don already keep qa-yet as all of dem just stand back dey watch


with vex i begin near the iRon protector but dem begin shoot me watin be like needle,jejely my steps begin slow,all my body begin weak as my sight turn blur,i stand for one place begin stagger till i collapse everi wia turn dark 


"welcome my pikin,dem tink sey dem fit comot your spirit from ya body,but nah lie,i don already put am inside you nah just for your to bring am out then sabi how to use am,......i just dey hear as old man voice dey yan all this rubbish but i nor fit understand my sef 


"who be you?,i manage yan,but i just dey feel like pikin wey dey inside belle as everi wia dark,


"you nor go know me my pikin,but ya people separate us wen you begin know me,just try sabi how to enter ya dark side since you don finally come back after 15years wey dem cast me comot for ya body,"the old man voice yan

'"i begin struggle to open eye but all my body and the surrounding environment just seize up,i dey feel my struggle but my eye nor fit open,i just know sey nah laying position i dey




"my pikin nor worry,you go overcome but e nor be must,you fit or you fit not,just make sure sey you run for that woman wey put you for this wahala wey you dey so,if you get any chance escape at all at all,no go back for revenge abi anything,she go just shrink you like creyfissh 



"i bin won try ask the old man who im dey talk about,but i feel heavy current wey vibrate enter my body

"aahhhhhh!!! i shout and jab up,sweat cover all my body as i begin blink my eye onto sey the brightness of the place dey enter my eye


"welcome back Mr man,one officer yan holding two electric wire wey dem connect for one box like that


two other officer waka come drag me up as dem chain me tight sotey i nor fit move even my leg,dem use one tin like that wey get tyres take transport me go another prison wey be like cage,nah only me dey inside that one as nah only small small dot openings dey for the iron door,dem luck the door gbim!

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DAYS LATER
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as nah only wen dem won come give me the rabbit shitt wey dem dey call food be the only time wey dem dey open the iron door,this early mo mo four officers waka come drag me out,omo i begin yan thank you Jesus as fresh air begin blow my body,i begin pray make rain fall wet all my body but for wia,dem just toll me enter one room like that,nah dia my eye jam Bola and my lawyer,i see as Bola eye cover with tears but that one nor even be my business at all,as i don cry wen i see cry, my lawyer yan me sey my trial nah few days ahead,sey she don gather all the information wey she need,she still ask me plenty other rubbish wey be sey at the end,she yan me sey",Mr chinedu am sorry to say this,although i will try my best but your chance of coming out victorious is very tin,i wish you goodluck

(note! this story is written by youngzubi,join his fb group..youngzubi stories For more interesting stories,add him up on fb:young zubi Desmond)
to be continued........
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by famopompy(m): 3:17pm On Sep 05, 2018
Youngzubi.... Thanks for the update bro.... I appreciate you. I will go vote now
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Horlaslim(m): 3:26pm On Sep 05, 2018
Spana you valid,, more grace your elbows.. Always update in time abeg
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by mjay05(m): 3:38pm On Sep 05, 2018
Nice one bro
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