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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by emperorblog(m): 3:46pm On Sep 05, 2018
bravo bravo bravo

cool story
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by izaray(f): 4:21pm On Sep 05, 2018
Well done boss
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by uchman48(m): 6:44pm On Sep 05, 2018
You guys should come together lets vote for our youngzubi on the boldscholar contest, we did it on Nairaland, we can do it again. Please dont ignore this young talented guy. He needs our likes to win the contest.
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by adams345(m): 7:30pm On Sep 05, 2018
Wetin come concern mi fr dere now bro
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by augustus014(m): 7:47pm On Sep 05, 2018
adams345:
Wetin come concern mi fr dere now bro
wetin u de talk?
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 8:00pm On Sep 05, 2018
Olivers2J:
Small boy with big God cute and intelligent full package 4 single's searching & ready to groom.

That said no dull this area update sharply sharply



He smiles
lol!,are you trying to advertise me or waaa!!

thank you dearest....
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 8:01pm On Sep 05, 2018
uchman48:
You guys should come together lets vote for our youngzubi on the boldscholar contest, we did it on Nairaland, we can do it again. Please dont ignore this young talented guy. He needs our likes to win the contest.
thank you brotherly,i really appreciate this....
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 8:05pm On Sep 05, 2018
tomgab:
wow, I love this new twist in the story. I kind of expected it though, since spata didn't look sick to spana.

Again, your work was professional. keep it up and coming
thank you bro...
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Nobody: 8:08pm On Sep 05, 2018
Nice story!
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 9:14pm On Sep 05, 2018
shen05:
na the award money you use buy watch abi
lol,brother you no get church mind o!
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by uchman48(m): 9:17pm On Sep 05, 2018
Youngzubi:
thank you brotherly,i really appreciate this....
You are welcome bro, i need more updates so you need to be encouraged, just dash me one update and dedicate it to me me oooooo.
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by brunxy(m): 9:27pm On Sep 05, 2018
;Dhow a young dude like u is able to paint those sex scene in ur story with the description of an experienced mind is a wonder i am still trying to fathom...


Kudos all thesame..nice work
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by donaldphilipizu(m): 9:31pm On Sep 05, 2018
congrats MAn
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 9:43pm On Sep 05, 2018
brunxy:
;Dhow a young dude like u is able to paint those sex scene in ur story with the description of an experienced mind is a wonder i am still trying to fathom...


Kudos all thesame..nice work
bro once you'er creative believe me nothing will be so hard for you to put down,i know that alot of people wont believe that I'm the one writting the story"African mind" our mindset is just too poor,we believe that age matters in achievement,but believe me bro youngzubi is just starting

i do music too

computer nah calculator for my hand,i fit do you shege!!

then my writting skills is just the least and latest that i just discovered


abi should i talk about comedy,that one is inbuilt ask my school mates,class teachers they will testify to this one


i just dont like it when people under rate my effort due to my young age,is it because am black!

white people are doing greater things starting from their very young and tender age,and we blacks praise and adore them

but here i am coming up trying to do what i see people do and become great only to see people doubting my effort


i think them,write them and post them!
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by hidhrhis(m): 10:00pm On Sep 05, 2018
Youngzubi:
bro once you'er creative believe me nothing will be so hard for you to put down,i know that alot of people wont believe that I'm the one writting the story"African mind" our mindset is just too poor,we believe that age matters in achievement,but believe me bro youngzubi is just starting

i do music too

computer nah calculator for my hand,i fit do you shege!!

then my writting skills is just the least and latest that i just discovered




abi should i talk about comedy,that one is inbuilt ask my school mates,class teachers they will testify to this one
Kudos to u bro

i just dont like it when people under rate my effort due to my young age,is it because am black!

white people are doing greater things starting from their very young and tender age,and we blacks praise and adore them

but here i am coming up trying to do what i see people do and become great only to see people doubting my effort


i think them,write them and post them!
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Nobody: 10:09pm On Sep 05, 2018
Wonderful write up nice one youngzubi
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by MrsEvakinqz(m): 10:27pm On Sep 05, 2018
Good one bro.. keep it up am still following
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by raynobz: 10:45pm On Sep 05, 2018
Baba Thumbs up.
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 11:55pm On Sep 05, 2018
the best writer ever!

even as an up coming writer you were able to join the kings,the way you painted your work is just too amazing
nobody will count
Theblessedman
centino
larrysun
souloho9

and wouldn't add youngzubi

keep it up bro!
finest!!!!
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by brunxy(m): 3:18am On Sep 06, 2018
Youngzubi if u understand my comment correctly u will know i am not doubting u in any way but rather amazed at ur ingenuity...young man dont get it twisted cos i am proud of u and i am a strong advocate and supporter of young people doing great things in every field of their endeavor...I understand the emotion behind ur comment as it is obvious u hve been doubted in the past because of ur age even without being given the opportunity to prove urself.....But learn to use it as a motivator to better urself rather than a weapon to attack people and be on the defensive and offensive always.

Kudos and keep improving urself in every positive things u re good at.
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 6:40am On Sep 06, 2018
brunxy:
Youngzubi if u understand my comment correctly u will know i am not doubting u in any way but rather amazed at ur ingenuity...young man dont get it twisted cos i am proud of u and i am a strong advocate and supporter of young people doing great things in every field of their endeavor...I understand the emotion behind ur comment as it is obvious u hve been doubted in the past because of ur age even without being given the opportunity to prove urself.....But learn to use it as a motivator to better urself rather than a weapon to attack people and be on the defensive and offensive always.

Kudos and keep improving urself in every positive things u re good at.
i get you brotherly
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 6:42am On Sep 06, 2018
maduenu531:
na only one thing go make this story end like this for this una trend abi thread i nor nobut if una no fit comment after reading ....then make una forget am becos me sef get plenty work for hand,i no go find time write finish una go read without saying kpeekim ... no e dey vex me reach bone
hahaha

you get supernatural power o!,asin how were u able to go back to him past
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 6:46am On Sep 06, 2018
donaldphilipizu:
congrats MAn
thank you brotherly...
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 6:55am On Sep 06, 2018
brunxy:
Youngzubi if u understand my comment correctly u will know i am not doubting u in any way but rather amazed at ur ingenuity...young man dont get it twisted cos i am proud of u and i am a strong advocate and supporter of young people doing great things in every field of their endeavor...I understand the emotion behind ur comment as it is obvious u hve been doubted in the past because of ur age even without being given the opportunity to prove urself.....But learn to use it as a motivator to better urself rather than a weapon to attack people and be on the defensive and offensive always.

Kudos and keep improving urself in every positive things u re good at.
i gat you brother....thanks man
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 6:57am On Sep 06, 2018
pradoic:
thank you brotherly...
bia prado why u dey do like this nah,replying for me,nah me wey go creat account for u cause am,this ya igbo smoking don dey cause u too much harm
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Jacqueline22(f): 6:58am On Sep 06, 2018
Nice one
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op): 6:59am On Sep 06, 2018
maduenu531:
na only one thing go make this story end like this for this una trend abi thread i nor nobut if una no fit comment after reading ....then make una forget am becos me sef get plenty work for hand,i no go find time write finish una go read without saying kpeekim ... no e dey vex me reach bone
gringringrin
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by adams345(m): 9:47am On Sep 06, 2018
Bahd guy
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(op):
Sex NA FOOD written by youngzubi

Episode ...53 written by youngzubi

LAST EPISODE
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WARRI NO DEY CARRY LASS
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for wia i sidon for ground,plenty tins just dey run inside my mind,the injury wey those wicked officers give me nobi my wahala at all,dem beat shege enter my body,dem yan sey i won kill fellow prisoner,but dem nor allow me make i yan dem how e take happen,dem nor gree sey nah the macho guy waka come find my trouble,just becos sey nah me over power and injure am, dem just allow me make i recover from my fainting for two days before dem come carry me enter dia torture room beat rubbish enter my body,since den nah so so punishment i dey do,the one wey dey pain me pass be sey dem still charge me for attempted murder join the one wey i don murder

tomorrow nah the day,my trial for court,whether i go live abi die nah tomorrow go determine,as malaria don nack me sotey i begin see illusion for dream,that stupid old man nah handwork of malaria,e bin get wen i dey possessed wey be sey i dey always cause trouble for street like madman,i don stab plenty people,if i never shuk you knife e mean sey you never provoke me,but nah the day wey i almost use knife stab one area boy for street to death,the case carry me go station tire!,nahim my ma'le begin carry me shuk head enter different church for warri till one pastor like that deliver me,im yan sey nah possess dem possess me but i don free,naso i take stop my violent life but if i dey nack woman em! i nor sure sey the pastor see that one and i like am,

as i sidon dey tink,i begin hear noise for outside but the prison structure nor fit allow me see through the iron door,i try stand up but the chains nor gree me move at all

boooomm!!!!!!,the noise too loud as a very bright light flash everi wia,i begin try free from the chain,e be like sey the prison get attack,i begin hear scream as gun sound fill everi wia,with sound of the gun i nor need make peson tell me sey nah correct one,next tin i begin notice sey all the prisoners don free as i begin hear dia scream as dem flood the whole compound

i just dey wonder watin dey happen as hot we-we begin catch me becos explosions just dey happen for everi corner,then i notice as figure rush the cell wia i dey,the peson kneel down begin fix something for the entrance door,as im finish naso he shift go back


"are you in there?,Step back!,hope you heard me move back!!

gbooo!!!,the prison door wia i dey scatter as i sight white guy figure with sniper for im hand as im begin rush me for wia i manage squeeze my sef

im rush me and shine touch light for my face then look one pad wey im carry for hand

"good,hey! dude you gat to be quick,we dont have much time here,the white guy yan as im comot something from im pocket begin unlock the chain wey dem use chain me

i just confuse as i just open mouth dey look the white guy,pkeekim nor gree me talk as i nor expect any tin like that

"have this,he yan as im trow one pistol gun for my body,i grab the the gun and stand up,i look the guy then yan",thank you bro,viam! i dash outside

"hey dude no no!!,you have to follow my lead!!,the white guy yan but i don already reach outside


immediately i reach the compound i sight fire burning everi wia as smoke full the sky,human flesh just dey smell,i tear race as Stevo dem enter my mind,i begin run go the long prison but everi wia don empty wen i reach,so i run go back as me and the white guy wey free me jam

"here!,he yan as im point one place like that 
"yo people is safe there,so quickly lets go join them we dont have much time we have to leave!! now


(note! this story is written by youngzubi,join his fb group..youngzubi stories For more interesting stories,add him up on fb:young zubi Desmond)

"i follow the white guy as we begin run,some dead officers dey ground as some prisoners wey never run begin butcher dia body with weapons,dem nor even won hear sey the officers don die


we burst out shuk head enter one place like that,nahim i sight my guys all of dem rush me immediately i surface


"spana!!!,so dem nor kill you!!,sentino yan

"rock man no dey die!!!,Stevo yan as we begin dey shake ourselves with much more united happiness 

then one huge figure jump down from one truck wey pack beside the road,as i sight am my heart shake,if nobi sey i stand with my guys i for don pick race

i leave my guys sharpaly as i begin match forward near the big figure step by step jejely in slow motion

im don too huge,as all him muscle pose ruggedly,i begin wonder if im inject himself becos all the veins wey dey im hand stretch dey show,im body structure don over change as im chest now stand,im just resemble ( the rock) i carry head up look im face and call am

"mike!

"kid bro!,im macho voice echo deeply


"how come?,you still dey alive,how you take locate me


"its a long story bro

"so you dey around all this while,i yan still confused


"not so bro,after the incident i had with big mama,i left the country,i planned everything perfectly well,everything was ready so immediately i hit my target i flew to Jamaica,am sorry kid bro,but i must commend the strong man you have become,here is my crew members,they are all my boys,we work for the top white bosses,as assassine and mercenary, this guys here are gods with weapons 


"i look as four whit guys wey dress ruggedly with bullet proof vest and different types of sniper in dia hands,the guys look sharp

"but how come you take locate me here,i yan

"he did,mike yan pointing a figure wey match outside with Bluetooth wey dey blink light for im ear

"bobo!!!!!,i shout as i rush am

"bro thank gawd you survive, i for no forgive myself,bobo yan as we begin shake


"we met in China months ago when we went down there to assassine a Chinese master,we jam ourselves for hotel wey we log,but i yan am sey make im no tell you or anybody as i carry am go back to Jamaica after we don accomplish our mission,wen im receive ya massage we begin prepare sharpaly even as ya massage yan sey if you nor reply am by evening sey make im fly come niger begin find help,bro you wise die!,like you yan as we nor see any reply that evening we begin prepare to come nigeria sharpaly,we go your house but every wia don luck,we begin spy till we jam one Bola lady we dey parade around ya house with moto every day,so nah she give us all the info wey we take locate here,"mike explain

"wow! wow!,"bobo you try my guy,i yan

"wia spata?,bobo yan


"nah spata betray me,im just sell me!,i yan


"watin!! ,h-how??,bobo yan


"nah long matter,i yan


"we go hit Mrs jolade hard!!,but for now we go lay low,i don work for big mama for years,she nobi wetin you dey see,that woman nah devil, if we must destroy her and take our revenge then we go just leave her for now,we go return for her matter,we go die her matter for years if we must kill her,so kid bro calm your heart,we go revenge but for now you need to rest,follow me back to Jamaica,mike yan


"i turn look my guys,dem give me thumbs up,then i turn and face my brother

"till death do us apart bro,i yan

"till death do us apart kid bro,we die for each other as blooders,but for now we lay low


(note! this story is written by youngzubi,join his fb group..youngzubi stories For more interesting stories,add him up on fb:young zubi Desmond)

THE END........
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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Deyoungne: 12:46pm On Sep 06, 2018
Chaiii u 2 much bro thankgod 4 bobo and mike waiting 4 the second coming of spana
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by KpagoGIN(m): 12:53pm On Sep 06, 2018
Awesome ........you just much.
First things first locate her daughter she transport outside the country and keep a low profile.
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