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Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by abike12(f): 11:16pm On Sep 11, 2018
lol. boys are not smiling cheesy
Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by papalsbuIl: 11:18pm On Sep 11, 2018
vanida6:
Lolx cheesy


not all ladies begs on social media expecially mesef smiley
i want to fork you kiss
Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by Oyerinde16(m): 11:18pm On Sep 11, 2018
ExpiredNigeria:
Na so you go miss opportunity you have been praying for since because you belittle them and think all of them are beggars..

Hello I need a small favour from you..





































To help me establish and manage this type of business you're doing since you already have experience.. I'm very business with my current work and I intend investing in other areas, we will share the income 70:30 can you help me?
who are u fooling, when we see such message from 8 useless slay chickens we already know its no other thing than solutions to their miserable problems

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Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by frozen70(f): 11:18pm On Sep 11, 2018
obaataaokpaewu:
Another thing to avoid is this:
When a girl tells you "I'm not fine ", just tell her sorry and move on. If you insist on asking, "what happened ", you are on your own oh grin

Have you ever been sick, you have the money but you need human help ?

So asking a sick person what is wrong, is now a case
Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by jospepper(m): 11:20pm On Sep 11, 2018
ritylove:
And dats how you fail exams small favour could mean anything never can tell
like...btwI like you.
Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by yesloaded: 11:24pm On Sep 11, 2018
obaataaokpaewu:
Another thing to avoid is this:
When a girl tells you "I'm not fine ", just tell her sorry and move on. If you insist on asking, "what happened ", you are on your own oh grin
Choi, you guys sabi every every scope
Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by BRASH: 11:26pm On Sep 11, 2018
frozen70:


Have you ever been sick, you have the money but you need human help ?

So asking a sick person what is wrong, is now a case
u must be a regular customer to the pharmacy.

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Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by BabbanBura(m): 11:33pm On Sep 11, 2018
chiommy123:
It is more blessed to give than to receive and God loves a cheerful giver tongue

Mind giving me?
Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by anigold(m): 11:35pm On Sep 11, 2018
Mizk:
What if she's talking about sex? You'll just miss it because of stinginess. cheesy
grin grin a Nigerian girl can never give free sex

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Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by nextstep(m): 11:35pm On Sep 11, 2018
ritylove:
And dats how you fail exams small favour could mean anything never can tell

99% of the time if I get this from a lady, it means I will be spending money or wasting time on some errand or driving person someplace. Nah mate... I let that kind of message marinate unopened for weeks in my WhatsApp. Wetin happen? My phone died.

Mizk:
What if she's talking about sex? You'll just miss it because of stinginess. cheesy

Come now... we know better than that... at then end of the day, no how no how, man must drop something for tfare, or bread and hegg, or recharge. In this PMB era, I don't even message girls again. Let me manage my 1k buy small asun and drink small beer. Man's not hot abeg. tongue

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Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by Osada1: 11:40pm On Sep 11, 2018
It can only happen in dreams not reality

ExpiredNigeria:
Na so you go miss opportunity you have been praying for since because you belittle them and think all of them are beggars..

Hello I need a small favour from you..





































To help me establish and manage this type of business you're doing since you already have experience.. I'm very business with my current work and I intend investing in other areas, we will share the income 70:30 can you help me?
Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by nextstep(m): 11:45pm On Sep 11, 2018
dominique:
Babes are wiser than this. She won't let this be the first message you will see, she'll first ask how are you doing before getting to the main message

We too done wise... if a babe starts asking how am I... I know where this is going, but let me just find her mouth...
As her request starts cooking, me sef will start hinting how I'm stranded... grin

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Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by blackgold2018(m): 11:47pm On Sep 11, 2018
To be sincere on such senario I always say " ok I'm listening". This will even make her more excited n open to even double d demand, i'l then answer at d end "I don't have, I wish I had". It's no big deal.. b bold to say NO.

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Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by chiedozie198100: 11:53pm On Sep 11, 2018
no you need to open it and reply thus,

THE WHATSAPP NUMBER YOU JUST TEXTED IS NOT AVAILABLE, PLEASE TEXT AGAIN LATER.

you will thank melater for this wise advice grin grin grin grin
Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by Arkmanbuddy(m): 11:57pm On Sep 11, 2018
ExpiredNigeria:
Na so you go miss opportunity you have been praying for since because you belittle them and think all of them are beggars..

Hello I need a small favour from you..


Wow, that's funny!



































To help me establish and manage this type of business you're doing since you already have experience.. I'm very business with my current work and I intend investing in other areas, we will share the income 70:30 can you help me?
Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by bluefilm: 11:58pm On Sep 11, 2018
grin grin grin

E no dey everly pass money na.

And to tell you how wicked dem be, she go still call am small favor as per say since you na supaman, E no be something wey go too hard you.

Women sef

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Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by VULCAN(m): 12:00am On Sep 12, 2018
Looked at your page and almost all your topics are sex related.

Nne, take it easy

ritylove:
And dats how you fail exams small favour could mean anything never can tell
Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by tealaw(m): 12:01am On Sep 12, 2018
ladies and their leech life. e don reach this level.
* na igbo men cause am. they cant get women without using money. their self-esteem on the low.

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Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by VULCAN(m): 12:01am On Sep 12, 2018
OMG! grin grin

So you know the scope as well.

obaataaokpaewu:
Another thing to avoid is this:
When a girl tells you "I'm not fine ", just tell her sorry and move on. If you insist on asking, "what happened ", you are on your own oh grin

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Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by Crossbow(m): 12:14am On Sep 12, 2018
frozen70:

Have you ever been sick, you have the money but you need human help ?
So asking a sick person what is wrong, is now a case
Aunty u know the scope jare..
Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by Buffalowings3(m): 12:19am On Sep 12, 2018
obaataaokpaewu:
Another thing to avoid is this:
When a girl tells you "I'm not fine ", just tell her sorry and move on. If you insist on asking, "what happened ", you are on your own oh grin
Sense will not kill you
My nigga

Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by idonhammer: 12:19am On Sep 12, 2018
ritylove:
Exactly, like to help her pick cash from the western Union or ATM machine abi....correct babe
Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by Manijozee(m): 12:20am On Sep 12, 2018
[quote author=chiommy123 post=71071834]It is more blessed to give than to receive and God loves a cheerful giver :

shattap dere cheerful giver or wasteful giver...
Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by CheapDataGuy: 12:23am On Sep 12, 2018
dominique:
Babes are wiser than this. She won't let this be the first message you will see, she'll first ask how are you doing before getting to the main message

Asin ehhh.. Fell for this three days ago. Felt like stabbing myself rn, coz immediately she got came for, na so subbing start cry

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Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by Nobody: 12:28am On Sep 12, 2018
Na so i take waste ₦1k when i enquired from a lady who had asked me that she wanted a favour from me.And she get boyfriend o.

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Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by Mruwa1(m): 12:29am On Sep 12, 2018
vanida6:
Lolx cheesy


not all ladies begs on social media expecially mesef smiley
ok....where else do dey beg beside social media ?
Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by ehardetola(m): 12:37am On Sep 12, 2018
[quote author=vanida6 post=71071296]Lolx cheesy


not all ladies begs on social media expecially mesef smiley[/quote

Defend yourself please.
Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by SlayQueenSlayer(m): 12:48am On Sep 12, 2018
Mizk:
What if she's talking about sex? You'll just miss it because of stinginess. cheesy

Who lied to you that men jump at every sex offers?

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Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by Mizk(f): 12:58am On Sep 12, 2018
anigold:
grin grin a Nigerian girl can never give free sex
Says who?
Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by Mizk(f): 12:58am On Sep 12, 2018
nextstep:


99% of the time if I get this from a lady, it means I will be spending money or wasting time on some errand or driving person someplace. Nah mate... I let that kind of message marinate unopened for weeks in my WhatsApp. Wetin happen? My phone died.



Come now... we know better than that... at then end of the day, no how no how, man must drop something for tfare, or bread and hegg, or recharge. In this PMB era, I don't even message girls again. Let me manage my 1k buy small asun and drink small beer. Man's not hot abeg. tongue
Thats what you think.
Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by Mizk(f): 1:00am On Sep 12, 2018
SlayQueenSlayer:


Who lied to you that men jump at every sex offers?
Is it not naija again?
Re: If A Lady Sends You This Message On Social Media Or Via Text, Please Do Not Open by Wiseandtrue(f): 1:04am On Sep 12, 2018
obaataaokpaewu:
Another thing to avoid is this:
When a girl tells you "I'm not fine ", just tell her sorry and move on. If you insist on asking, "what happened ", you are on your own oh grin
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