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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by luminouz(m): 12:48am On Sep 19, 2018
1Sharon:


Lol ode. I don't need a stylist to style the hair that I grew from my head.

I know you men in Nigeria are so used to seeing the women around you with fake limp hair that stinks that when you see real natural hair, you get confused.

Take heart x

Shuuuu...u pained horniest
Kikikiki.....u so pained u goofed on this one...so wetin Dem dey style with stylist..ur armpit hair

Chai.....ur mouth don put u into trouble o,feminazi
Oponu
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by killsmith(f): 12:49am On Sep 19, 2018
I wouldn't even allow my father to touch my mother e come be one stupid girl wey I purchase.
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by Nobody: 12:49am On Sep 19, 2018
1Sharon:


Why would ur mum slap someone else in the first place?
Maybe because you cannot control your tongue. Your mother in law is your mother, remember?
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by 1Sharon(f): 12:52am On Sep 19, 2018
luminouz:


Shuuuu...u pained horniest
Kikikiki.....u so pained u goofed on this one...so wetin Dem dey style with stylist..ur armpit hair

Chai.....ur mouth don put u into trouble o,feminazi
Oponu

Stylists are for ppl with fake hair
. you are the pained one. You don't understand natural hair cos all the women around you don't love their natural self.

You tried to insult my hair but indirectly insulted urself. Wankerr
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by newdawn2017(f): 12:52am On Sep 19, 2018
cnwamo:




I’ve said my peace, this is my own point of view. I can’t imagine my Mum slapping my Wife but if it does happen Heaven knows she’s gonna get more than she bargained for.

My question to you is; If your mother slaps your husband and he slaps her back what would you do? Now your answer is your point of view and I respect it even if it’s different from mine.

I can always have another Wife but I only have one Mother and I’ll always be biased in favor of my mother.
If she feels like lacking self control @ will & hit a full grown man & another woman's child 4 d@ matter, then d result she shall recieve.
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by luminouz(m): 12:57am On Sep 19, 2018
1Sharon:



Lol ode you are the pained one. You don't understand natural hair cos all the women around you don't love their natural self.

You tried to insult my hair but indirectly insulted urself. Wankerr
Pele o ... Wankee!

Emagbami ke....so u don't take ur natural hair to the stylist??

No vex....
Madam big mouth!!

Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by newdawn2017(f): 12:58am On Sep 19, 2018
cnwamo:




I’ve said my peace, this is my own point of view. I can’t imagine my Mum slapping my Wife but if it does happen Heaven knows she’s gonna get more than she bargained for.

My question to you is; If your mother slaps your husband and he slaps her back what would you do? Now your answer is your point of view and I respect it even if it’s different from mine.

I can always have another Wife but I only have one Mother and I’ll always be biased in favor of my mother.
well u & ur useless mother knws d person u both will do such nonsense 2. now d@ I am just resurrecting 4rm d dead & fill of painfully deep wounds, should any heartless & inhuman mother in-law tries such with, she will be in W very regrettable situation. she will learn d different between a bruised lioness & a dog.
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by Nobody: 1:01am On Sep 19, 2018
Mad world we live in.

My future mother in law won't slap me and I won't slap her.

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by 1Sharon(f): 1:06am On Sep 19, 2018
luminouz:

Pele o ... Wankee!

Emagbami ke....so u don't take ur natural hair to the stylist??

No vex....
Madam big mouth!!

No, Cos ur self-hating nigerian women don't know how to handle hair that hasn't had a cancerous perm put on it. Tell them to embrace their real hair so hair like mine won't confuse you anymore when you see it. Wankerrr

You need ppl that love their hair around you x
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by 1Sharon(f): 1:14am On Sep 19, 2018
Earthbound:

Maybe because you cannot control your tongue. Your mother in law is your mother, remember?

I'm just thinking what on earth I could say to annoy her? undecided Since I don't hope to spend too much time with her. Familiarity breeds contempt.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by ImaIma1(f): 1:17am On Sep 19, 2018
Even if i do not subscribe to your mum being slapped in return, she should not go around slapping people. They are not her kids and she needs to respect that.

If she feels like slapping someone, she can look for one of her children to slap. Some elderly people do wrong and expect it to be overlooked because of their age. Everyone should face the consequences of their actions...the "agbalagbas" ought to act wiser.

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by cnwamo(m): 1:19am On Sep 19, 2018
newdawn2017:
well u & ur useless mother knws d person u both will do such nonsense 2. now d@ I am just resurrecting 4rm d dead & fill of painfully deep wounds, should any heartless & inhuman mother in-law tries such with, she will be in W very regrettable situation. she will learn d different between a bruised lioness & a dog.

Oh well, i don’t expect anything from You. You don’t know me and I don’t know You so what you says holds no water. I don’t jump around social media insulting people for having a different opinion and I won’t start with You.
I pray you find peace and healing from your wounds emotional or physical but my advise to you is simple; lashing out on other people will never help You.
Cheers.
PS# My Sweet Mother isn’t useless smiley.

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by cnwamo(m): 1:21am On Sep 19, 2018
newdawn2017:
If she feels like lacking self control @ will & hit a full grown man & another woman's child 4 d@ matter, then d result she shall recieve.

That’s your point of view and it works for you smiley
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by tunjijones(m): 1:21am On Sep 19, 2018
Ask all these bitches saying crap up and down what they wld do if they hear that their younger brothers wife slap their mom back because their mom slapped her.
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by tunjijones(m): 1:23am On Sep 19, 2018
AmazonTopaz:
Mtchewww

The man dey make mouth.
Your mother slap me I slap her back.You retaliate by trying to defend her I injure you.

You are jst a bitch. What wld you do if you hear ur younger brothers wife slap ur mom back in retaliation of an earlier slap ur mom gave her.

Sincerely what wld be ur reaction.
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by openmine(m): 1:30am On Sep 19, 2018
newdawn2017:
What if husbands mom does it once & d wife let's it pass, & then she goes ahead 2 do such another time over any reason as she is accustomed 2 with her son's wife, what should d lady do?
The way and manner a hubby treats his wife will be extended to others.....including his own family members!

The same can be said about the wife!

But let's say the mother in law slaps you,its expected that you report to the head of the house which happens to be your husband!

if he refuses to do nothing,please just leave the marriage for him and the mother!

Trust me,it will be hard for a mother in law to slap the son's wife without his permission!

Once a mother in law slaps her son's wife,she is indirectly saying she does not respect the head of the home which is the husband and she is also assuming the position of the man!

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by emperorblog(m): 1:34am On Sep 19, 2018
HeWrites:
undecided

I agree. If you won't slap your biological mom back, then don't ever try to slap mine. I don't even see reason why a mother will slap his son's wife anyway. I don tire for this generation's matter o.

See that yeye feminist lady. A quick visit to her Twitter profile, she's actually a lesbian.

No wonder. She looks disgusting which man will see this one's näkëdness and his d!ck will not RIP/Shrink. Disgusting something.
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by Easzy96(m): 1:43am On Sep 19, 2018
LegendVibes:
A Nigerian man and a Twitter user shared this on his Twitter timeline.

He wrote;
"If my mother slaps you and you raise your hand to slap her back because you lack self control.

I will beat you blue and black. No inbetween

Except of cos you can also slap your mother back if she was the one who slapped you.

But if you won't slap your biological mom back if she slapped you but can raise your hands against mine. I will fight you. Let's be clear"


A Nigerian feminist who hates men replied him what she would do if she's the one in the situation;

And another lady question the feminist who hates men why she wants to "arrange boys" when she claimed she hates men;

https://www.torimill.co/viral/9845/if-my-mom-slaps-you-and-you-slap-her-back-i-will-beat-you-blue-and-black-man-see-replies.html


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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by somegirl1: 2:08am On Sep 19, 2018
olatunyemi:
ideally, it's wrong for my mom to slap you and I know her, she won't. Assuming it now happened and you slapped back, then be ready to be beaten and leave my house. you can't slap your mum, can you?


Earthbound:
Simple and short.






I will only beat her because I cannot come and go and return her mother the slap. With some of the kind of women this generation is breeding, I'm sure many of them would slap their mother in laws when the opportunity arises


Take this as a case study;



Would your children be justified for beating you up if you hit their mother?
See how this can become a vicious circle?

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by prela(f): 2:42am On Sep 19, 2018
When your mother is not mad How will she slap me, Wo, it is you I will beat blue black if that happens. Stupid guy, if your own sisters mother-in-law slaps her, she can turn the left cheek for all I care. Wahala tiyin ni yen tongue

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by vioment: 2:51am On Sep 19, 2018
If you slap my mama, na gbege o.
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by Neminc: 3:09am On Sep 19, 2018
Hmmmm
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by Nobody: 3:38am On Sep 19, 2018
My mum can't slap me talk more of someone else's child.. She's far better than that!

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by Chuksmonika(m): 3:59am On Sep 19, 2018
Millenniumlady:
Shut up
come dis naughty girl...so u dey display your stupidity and care free attitude over Nairaland,i tot u only display your foolishness in our ashawo thread,seriously Oga S.eun gat to do something to make registration on Nairaland a little bit secured,cos escapee from yabeft keep on evading this noble forum on daily basis
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by Divay22(f): 4:23am On Sep 19, 2018
TonyeBarcanista:
Fact!

How can you slap my mother? Try it and you will have me to contend with
What wee you do? grin

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by Kewtt: 4:24am On Sep 19, 2018
Sarkin:
That lady is a chronic unrepentant aggressive lazy lesbian.

The rate at which lesbians and gays are rampant these days is just like deflowered unilag freshers.

Even the jobless lazy aggressive idiotic pigs of Biafra terrorists will be afraid...
Haha u no dey tire?

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by smyo(m): 5:02am On Sep 19, 2018
That is only when you are stronger than the person, if not you go put yash some where

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by olatunyemi(m): 5:02am On Sep 19, 2018
1Sharon:


Lol "my house" "my house".

There is no way a man can tell me to leave OUR house.

I'm not the type of person that will sit around and let a man finance everything. Especially when I have 2 arm and legs and a degree. It's OUR house.

Jheez
indeed!
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by wolesmile(m): 5:48am On Sep 19, 2018
chiommy123:
Why will her mom just be slapping people anyhow. It will take a young man or woman with good self control not to reiterate? Even someone's mom knows the age to stop slapping

Retaliate, you mean?
Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by Rhozabeth(m): 5:48am On Sep 19, 2018
Elder001:
Beat her blue back and get ready to spend the rest of your days in jail.
That a woman slapped your mom isn't an excuse for you to assault her because it's inadmissible in a reputable court of law.

You've no right to hit anybody whether man or woman as long as they didn't hit you first or doesn't pose any serious physical danger to you. She slapped your mom not you, therefore it's either your mom assault her in return or your mum sues her for physical assault.
Bros am sure u don't have a mother, so if ur wife slaps ur mother for whatever reason this is the trash u will be spewing! Am sure ur mother will be disappointed to read this!

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Re: "If My Mom Slaps You & You Slap Back, I Will Beat You Blue & Black " - Man by MobilityExpress: 6:02am On Sep 19, 2018
Beat her black and blue? Wow, what a gentleman. If you try that with me and slap my mother, hmm, I will beat every single color of the rainbow out of you. That is, I will beat you black + ROYGBIV grin. I don’t take my mama play o. If she offends you and slaps you, you better come and slap me back instead and leave her alone. I can take a million slaps for her. But for you to slap my mother? Hmmm, I will finish you without apology.

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