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Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by Hisduchess(f): 1:21am On Oct 03, 2018
Nayak100:
God bless you abundantly... you just took the words out of my mouth
God bless u too
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by Moukandjo: 1:38am On Oct 03, 2018
Kaycee7:
Apparently, most naija guys are terrified of a girl who has had sex. Seriously, 5 pages of "The Worst Past You've Heard Of" and it's mostly about sex. Just when you think you're on a forum with adults. Most of what I'm seeing here is just a bunch of kids whining about girls who dared to have sex before meeting them. Pathetic!
So because you can deal with a girl who's had numerous sexual partners before you means you're the better & more matured guy, right? Na your own choices & wetin you fit deal with, na him be the standard of maturity & being a better person, ba? Nawa for some people sha!
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by Moukandjo: 1:55am On Oct 03, 2018
Preshy561:
Don't ever disclose your past here if you are a Lady, these ones will use it against you.
If you like disclose; if you like don't! "As long as you're not a virgin, & you were not raped, you're a farm implement" - Galileo Galilee!
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by Kaycee7(m): 3:22am On Oct 03, 2018
Moukandjo:
So because you can deal with a girl who's had numerous sexual partners before you means you're the better & more matured guy, right? Na your own choices & wetin you fit deal with, na him be the standard of maturity & being a better person, ba? Nawa for some people sha!
It's not even about dealing with it. It's the very fact that most Nigerian guys seem to think that the worst thing a woman can do is to have sex. You would expect a thread like this to sport some rather bizzare stories of violence, fraud, manipulation, etc. Instead, it's mostly just a bunch of guys talking about the past sexual experiences of their ex. I mean if you're hurt that a girl decided to explore her sexuality before meeting you, then yes, you really are immature and need to work on your mental growth
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by Moukandjo: 7:14am On Oct 03, 2018
Kaycee7:
It's not even about dealing with it. It's the very fact that most Nigerian guys seem to think that the worst thing a woman can do is to have sex. You would expect a thread like this to sport some rather bizzare stories of violence, fraud, manipulation, etc. Instead, it's mostly just a bunch of guys talking about the past sexual experiences of their ex. I mean if you're hurt that a girl decided to explore her sexuality before meeting you, then yes, you really are immature and need to work on your mental growth
Nawa!
Can you deal with everything those guys who you think you're matured than can deal with? Who are you to judge which sin is worse or more bizarre?
What if those guys who consider girls who've had some weird sexual history bizarre can actually easily deal with & don't consider bizarre a girl who's had a past of terrible & extreme violence & fraud that you probably can't deal with & consider bizarre? Doesn't that make you still more matured than themhuh
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by cassyrooy(m): 8:45am On Oct 03, 2018
MissJoy29:
Scam?
Yeah, by that I meant that some ladies use it to hold off some guys but still keeping them as options. To me it's deceitful and a shameful act.


Anyway, mine should be when he told me something about gang raping a girl & killing her I think. God! I wasn't shocked, I was petrified!! And it was bad enough he wasn't saying it with remorse.

Thank God I wasn't dating him. I closed off my heart.
That's gross. Perhaps, he was just saying it to form strong man.
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by Heloct(f): 10:55pm On Oct 03, 2018
carlosSeyi:
then you should have just swerved if u not putting it here.. people seff
No vex
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by Heloct(f): 10:56pm On Oct 03, 2018
lefulefu:
i can guess. He confessed to u that he was once a yahoo+ guy and he has used the wombs and destiny of 30 girls to fortify imsef.
grin
Don't try so hard.
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by crackhaus: 11:18pm On Oct 03, 2018
merahki:
Darling, your post is a very, very, veriestly ignorant one
One, your statement that EVERY girl has had an abortion at a certain point in time is soo untrue it almost does not deserve a mention.
Moving on, you mean your sisters, cousins, family friends, neighbours, even mother and aunts (they were once girls you know?) have had abortions?
Okay, I am out
On another note, I am wondering the set of people who liked your horrid post
Meanwhile I am not saying whether I have had one, or not, just deal with never knowing, you knower of every girl. As if it does not mean that there is every boy for every girl who has an abortion, sweet lawd and what will I not see on NL!
cheesycheesy

Okay now you have my undivided attention, what you had before was basic attention. Consider this an upgrade, you're welcome.
But just so it doesn't come off as creepy stalker-ish, I'll just tap "Follow This Member".

FYI: Very little to do with your preference for civil partnerships, much more to do with your unique way of scribbling down your thoughts. You're welcome again.
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by Kaycee7(m): 4:10am On Oct 04, 2018
Moukandjo:
Nawa!
Can you deal with everything those guys who you think you're matured than can deal with? Who are you to judge which sin is worse or more bizarre?
What if those guys who consider girls who've had some weird sexual history bizarre can actually easily deal with & don't consider bizarre a girl who's had a past of terrible & extreme violence & fraud that you probably can't deal with & consider bizarre? Doesn't that make you still more matured than themhuh
Verily, verily, I say unto you. If we're judging by the experiences I've seen recounted here, then yes. I am definitely more mature than them
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by Moukandjo: 6:40am On Oct 04, 2018
Kaycee7:
Verily, verily, I say unto you. If we're judging by the experiences I've seen recounted here, then yes. I am definitely more mature than them
Will you still be "more mature" than those guys if they can easily deal with a girl with a past of terrible & extreme violence & fraud (you claim that's your standard of bizarre) that you can't deal with?
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by BabbanBura(m): 7:08am On Oct 04, 2018
Wilfredpat22:
My brother’s ex slept with 6 of his friends, his uncle that came from Spain and our cousin from UK. Honestly we ladies are Hungry. Buhari is making us open our legs anyhow. lipsrsealed
What's yiur price to open ya legs?
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by princfred(m):
BabbanBura:
What's yiur price to open ya legs?
Senior member leg openers association of Nigeria spotted.
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by MissJoy29(f): 7:32am On Oct 04, 2018
luminouz:
U dated a guy like that?? shocked Please don't ever come near me again!! undecided I'm not interested in marrying u biko
Eeyah! I'm so sad you won't be marrying me.























If only you will read my penultimate paragraph again.
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by MissJoy29(f): 7:35am On Oct 04, 2018
cassyrooy:
Yeah, by that I meant that some ladies use it to hold off some guys but still keeping them as options. To me it's deceitful and a shameful act.


That's gross. Perhaps, he was just saying it to form strong man.
No he wasn't just saying.
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by princfred(m): 7:40am On Oct 04, 2018
That she is a member of Cherubium and Seraphim and that they have the correct 10 commandments not the fake ones Evangelicals have. Right there and then, i went mentally Bolt on her.

The other one had everything a man could ever de-tastes in a girl - illiteracy, abortion, flirting even with known criminals, poverty, unconsionable, arragance, diabolism just name it. Sometimes then, i wondered how one person managed to gather all that attribute. I almost dated her but couldnt bring myself to after observing and noticing all that in her.
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by Kaycee7(m): 7:58am On Oct 04, 2018
Moukandjo:
Will you still be "more mature" than those guys if they can easily deal with a girl with a past of terrible & extreme violence & fraud (you claim that's your standard of bizarre) that you can't deal with?
No, I will not. And I never said I couldn't deal with such situations.
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by luminouz(m): 8:06am On Oct 04, 2018
MissJoy29:
Eeyah! I'm so sad you won't be marrying me.
























If only you will read my penultimate paragraph again.
Lol..
Just yanking ur wanka
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by MissJoy29(f): 8:14am On Oct 04, 2018
luminouz:
Lol.. Just yanking ur wanka
Ok
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by Moukandjo: 8:25am On Oct 04, 2018
Kaycee7:
No, I will not. And I never said I couldn't deal with such situations.
So what kind of past can you not deal with? Or no past is too terrible for you to deal with?
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by Kaycee7(m): 9:21am On Oct 04, 2018
Moukandjo:
So what kind of past can you not deal with? Or no past is too terrible for you to deal with?
I can't really say until I meet it. So far I haven't.
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by Moukandjo: 9:53am On Oct 04, 2018
Kaycee7:
I can't really say until I meet it. So far I haven't.
Oga, I didn't ask what you've experienced/seen before that you can't take! I'm asking for things that you can think of that you can't take! Except, of course, with all your imaginations, you can't think of anything you can't take, which means you be Superman or even Jesus wey no send anything & fit take anything!

And if you're telling me you have to wait for situations before you know whether you can deal with them, meaning there's actually a possibility that there's something you can't take, then I suggest you actually to wait for those situations to discover what you can't take, then see if these same guys you claim you're more matured than can take those things first. Then may be we'll be able to judge who's more mature! Till then, you can't claim to be more mature than those guys, my friend!
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by Alexaonfleek: 11:35am On Oct 04, 2018
Ighoga898:
That she'd never done abortion b4..

don't believe that crap a bit. Every girl at a certain point in time has done abortion.
including your mother and sisters abi lipsrsealed
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by Nobody: 12:18pm On Oct 04, 2018
Alexaonfleek:
including your mother and sisters abi lipsrsealed
Yeah including you, your mother, and sisters. That's if they are also females
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by Nobody: 1:26pm On Oct 04, 2018
Heloct:
grin
Don't try so hard.
two things can make a lady run away from a guycheesy. If the guy is a notorious cultist or a yahoo+ guy(not the regular yahoo boy). I no need to guess that hardcheesy.
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by Kaycee7(m): 1:48pm On Oct 04, 2018
Moukandjo:
Oga, I didn't ask what you've experienced/seen before that you can't take! I'm asking for things that you can think of that you can't take! Except, of course, with all your imaginations, you can't think of anything you can't take, which means you be Superman or even Jesus wey no send anything & fit take anything!

And if you're telling me you have to wait for situations before you know whether you can deal with them, meaning there's actually a possibility that there's something you can't take, then I suggest you actually to wait for those situations to discover what you can't take, then see if these same guys you claim you're more matured than can take those things first. Then may be we'll be able to judge who's more mature! Till then, you can't claim to be more mature than those guys, my friend!
Dude, let me spell it out for you again.
I find it baffling that after 5 pages of people recounting the worst past they've ever heard, it's mostly just a bunch of guys pissed that a girl dared have a sexual past. Those are the guys I know very well that I'm more mature than.
If you're trying to get me to say that I'm the most mature dude alive, then sorry bro. You won't hear that from me.
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by Alexaonfleek: 2:20pm On Oct 04, 2018
Ighoga898:
Yeah including you, your mother, and sisters. That's if they are also females
little boy go and suck your mother's breast and stop talking like someone who is high on cheap drugs.
By the way I don't really blame you,I blame the fact that the women you met are all oloshos yeah including your female relatives.
P.s I've never had an abortion before neither has my mother and I don't have a sister
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by Nobody: 4:55pm On Oct 04, 2018
Alexaonfleek:
little boy go and suck your mother's breast and stop talking like someone who is high on cheap drugs.
By the way I don't really blame you,I blame the fact that the women you met are all oloshos yeah including your female relatives.
P.s I've never had an abortion before neither has my mother and I don't have a sister
Then you and your mother are Oloshos and abortionist
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by Nobody: 7:45pm On Oct 04, 2018
crackhaus:
cheesycheesy

Okay now you have my undivided attention, what you had before was basic attention. Consider this an upgrade, you're welcome.
But just so it doesn't come off as creepy stalker-ish, I'll just tap "Follow This Member".

FYI: Very little to do with your preference for civil partnerships, much more to do with your unique way of scribbling down your thoughts. You're welcome again.
Lo!
I am a great writer in my dreams, but awake I write/post like a crackhead, with convoluted, preachy, more impulse than logic driven posts, just not it at all cheesy
When someone understands them or something, I secretly feel like I am signing an autograph already!
Seriously however, thank you for the unique bit
I cracked up at "basic attention" and "upgrade" and "you are welcome"
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by crackhaus: 12:06am On Oct 05, 2018
merahki:
Lo!
I am a great writer in my dreams, but awake I write/post like a crackhead, with convoluted, preachy, more impulse than logic driven posts, just not it at all cheesy
When someone understands them or something, I secretly feel like I am signing an autograph already!
Seriously however, thank you for the unique bit
I cracked up at "basic attention" and "upgrade" and "you are welcome"
You're selling yourself short if you think your posts are more impulse-driven than logical, certainly not the impression I got from skimming through your post history within the last 24hrs (Yes I did).

As for understanding them, well I've been accused of being a crackhead myself so I suppose that should explain that. grin

Merahki I'm curious, what are you? cheesy
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by Nobody: 4:51pm On Oct 05, 2018
crackhaus:
You're selling yourself short if you think your posts are more impulse-driven than logical, certainly not the impression I got from skimming through your post history within the last 24hrs (Yes I did).

As for understanding them, well I've been accused of being a crackhead myself so I suppose that should explain that. grin

Merahki I'm curious, what are you? cheesy
Mouse? Cat?
Maybe monkey?cheesy Well, definitely not snake or shark. I guess
I know this though- I am glad you think I am a good (ish) writer, or at least that you understood my submissions, thank you.
Have a happy weekend ahead/cheers
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by crackhaus: 8:50pm On Oct 05, 2018
merahki:
Mouse? Cat?
Maybe monkey?cheesy Well, definitely not snake or shark. I guess
I know this though- I am glad you think I am a good (ish) writer, or at least that you understood my submissions, thank you.
Have a happy weekend ahead/cheers
Lol, I like the idea of your spirit animal being a cat..let's go with that. cheesy
As for having a happy weekend, well you wouldn't believe it but I'm working tonight as a personal decision to round up some stuff. My weekend starts tomorrow proper, but I'll still take the happy wish and roll with it..at least I get to distract myself by reading you type like you deleted, edited, and re-edited before hitting the submit button. grin tongue

Hope you don't mind the tease?
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