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Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by Nobody: 7:47am On Oct 06, 2018
crackhaus:
Lol, I like the idea of your spirit animal being a cat..let's go with that. cheesy
As for having a happy weekend, well you wouldn't believe it but I'm working tonight as a personal decision to round up some stuff. My weekend starts tomorrow proper, but I'll still take the happy wish and roll with it..at least I get to distract myself by reading you type like you deleted, edited, and re-edited before hitting the submit button. grin tongue

Hope you don't mind the tease?
Good morning, and welcome to your proper weekend
I don't mind your tease, and meanwhile you were right. I just didn't know what to type, did not want to be too formal, did not want to "sound" like I was flirting, till I settled for that!
Anyway, I kind of look like a cat, well what a cat and monkey would look like together, and not in a bad way if one can believe this cheesy.
Cheers
(This came easier, no edits, lol)
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by crackhaus: 10:11am On Oct 06, 2018
merahki:
Good morning, and welcome to your proper weekend
I don't mind your tease, and meanwhile you were right. I just didn't know what to type, did not want to be too formal, did not want to "sound" like I was flirting, till I settled for that!
Anyway, I kind of look like a cat, well what a cat and monkey would look like together, and not in a bad way if one can believe this cheesy.
Cheers
(This came easier, no edits, lol)
LMAO.. gringrin
A cat and monkey together? What a sight that combo would make, but for some reason however, I think you found a way to make it work..I choose to believe it. cheesy

About not knowing what to type and trying to negotiate between being "formal" and "flirting", perhaps you're thinking too much in trying to figure out what exactly is going on here OR you just know that people are definitely reading this exchange and you want to be careful. grin
I think it's a little bit of both, lol.

Settling for "flirting" was a good call BTW, just let me know when you've had enough of my very obvious "flirting" which I didn't have a hard time settling for.
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by Nobody: 10:57am On Oct 06, 2018
MissJoy29:
Scam?


Anyway, mine should be when he told me something about gang raping a girl & killing her I think. God! I wasn't shocked, I was petrified!! And it was bad enough he wasn't saying it with remorse.

Thank God I wasn't dating him. I closed off my heart.
I can bet u that u made this shit up!!! u guys can lie sha
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by MissJoy29(f): 12:40pm On Oct 06, 2018
michaelandre:
I can bet u that u made this shit up!!! u guys can lie sha
Oh yeah? Well, have a fun time betting and arguing with yourself.
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by MissJoy29(f): 12:51pm On Oct 06, 2018
michaelandre:
I can bet u that u made this shit up!!! u guys can lie sha
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by Nobody: 2:58pm On Oct 06, 2018
crackhaus:
LMAO.. gringrin
A cat and monkey together? What a sight that combo would make, but for some reason however, I think you found a way to make it work..I choose to believe it. cheesy

About not knowing what to type and trying to negotiate between being "formal" and "flirting", perhaps you're thinking too much in trying to figure out what exactly is going on here OR you just know that people are definitely reading this exchange and you want to be careful. grin
I think it's a little bit of both, lol.

Settling for "flirting" was a good call BTW, just let me know when you've had enough of my very obvious "flirting" which I didn't have a hard time settling for.
Lol
I dunno why the lol though
But, I tried for words that would not be too serious and at the same time won't be flirtatious (I used tigress before, and when I read it, my mind made it appear suggestive/flirty...and so I changed it). My mind can work weirdly sometimes.
It was not because of the people reading, not any of those things, just that flirting was not was I was looking for (being understood is just perfect)
I do not want you to flirt too, if you don't mind
Lol @ your catkey take, or is it moncat? I dunno
Cheers
(I am gonna read you tonight, to see if I can get a mental picture of your person from your posts)
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by crackhaus: 4:19pm On Oct 06, 2018
merahki:
Lol
I dunno why the lol though
But, I tried for words that would not be too serious and at the same time won't be flirtatious (I used tigress before, and when I read it, my mind made it appear suggestive/flirty...and so I changed it). My mind can work weirdly sometimes.
It was not because of the people reading, not any of those things, just that flirting was not was I was looking for (being understood is just perfect)
I do not want you to flirt too, if you don't mind
Lol @ your catkey take, or is it moncat? I dunno
Cheers
(I am gonna read you tonight, to see if I can get a mental picture of your person from your posts)
Tigress would definitely be suggestive, yet I feel weirdly disappointed you chose not to use it. It would have been fun getting my mind on overdrive trying to understand why you chose that specifically.

I do not want ME to flirt too, but the idea of a moncat (Tigress) Merahki now makes it hard not to.. grin

Let me know what you come up with after reading me tonight, I'm really curious..and keep it 100, you can tell me exactly what you think ..
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by Alexaonfleek: 10:38pm On Oct 06, 2018
Ighoga898:
Then you and your mother are Oloshos and abortionist
lemme not bother quoting u again.its useless talking to a fool like u
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by Nobody: 2:36pm On Oct 10, 2018
Alexaonfleek:
lemme not bother quoting u again.its useless talking to a fool like u
Your mama be fool
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by Suleletul: 7:59pm On Oct 30, 2018
I had a friend who had a baby but she was still alone as her husband left her with a baby. I really feel sad when I talked to her as she was quite brave. She was doing two jobs at a time for the fulfilment of the requirements for herself and her baby. A strong woman!
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by id4sho(m): 8:16pm On Oct 30, 2018
Hisduchess:
this is the highest myopic and deceitful lie that I ve Ever read on Nairaland. thought it was only our werey GS lecturer akionu that had that kind of mindset but no I just found out that a young literate guy has that mindset too.this is a pitiful one aswear.so even virgins have done abortions or u also have the mindset that no adult girl is a virgin? Oga biko wake up there are girls who upholds morality no matter how bad the world is and that's their decision so have that in ur mind.thank you
Virgin spotted
Re: The Worst Past You Ever Heard From A Partner. by robosky02(m): 4:40pm On Dec 29, 2018
Offpoint:
She ate 15 wraps of Fufu on our first date at iya sikara buka and I asked her if she's OK, then she replied "I don't have appetite"...and that was how offpoint ran for his dare life.

Elephants in human clothing

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