A couple were arguing one morning, about who had better friends between the two of them, so they decided to find out, here's what they did:-

Husband calls wife's friends one after the other...

Husband:- hello madam, my wife didn't sleep at home last night, and I can't reach her, is she with you or did she tell you where she was going to ?
Friend num 1:- Omg ! Noooo, haven't even seen or heard from her for the past 3 weeks, I have no idea where she is, maybe you should call her best friend.
# hangsup

Friend num 2:- wow ! This is very serious, I haven't seen her, but why will a woman leave her husband and sleep somewhere, what kind of stupid wife is that ? I have always warned her to be careful and change her ways or else she will lose her marriage, she so stubborn she will not listen, now see this.. God forbid for me to sleep outside my home, Pls take it easy, wherever she is, she won't stay there forever. #hangsup

Friend num 3:- I said it !! I said it !! I had always felt like she's cheating on you, now my feelings are confirmed, wonders shall never end, finally she's been exposed for who she really is, we quarreled few days ago so we have not been in touch, but I will call her other friends and ask, I will call you back once I have any information. #hangsup

Wife, mouth agape, ���, calls husband's friends, asking the same question:-

Friend num 1:-oh yes I saw him last night, we were together for a very long time and he said he was going home, so don't worry I'm sure he's fine, wherever he is, maybe he had a police problem or something, just relax, whatever it is, there must be a good explanation to it. #hangsup and calls husband immediately "oh boy where you dey ? Abeg do dey go house, your wife dey fine you"

Friend num 2:- oh madam, I'm so sorry, I was going to call you to tell you, your husband fell sick last night, so I took him to my family hospital and the doctor insisted he should be kept under observation, I'm sure it's stress from work, I didn't want you to get worried, that's why I didn't call, but he's been discharged, he's on his way home, you'll see him any moment. #hangsup and calls husband immediately "Guy wetin you dey do like this...���...you dey Bleep up ooo? Anyway I tell your wife say you no well, you sleep for hospital, Abeg try reach house now, I tell am say you dey road"

Friend num 3:- Madam your husband is in my house, he's still sleeping, we were all drunk last night, he couldn't drive and I don't know the way to your house, so I brought him to my house, (taps empty bed) 'oh boy wake up, the sleep never do you? Wake up go sleep for house' madam I'll wake him up now and make sure he gets home now. #hangsup and calls husband immediately "Yawa don gas oh, your wife just call me now, I tell am say you dey sleep for my house, hurry go house, make you know as you go take arrange the talk"

So tell me,

Who has better friends

#copied

guys are the real deal.... they are ready to always lie and defend their nigga even without having an idea of whats going on. but for the ladies hmm their friendship Na eye service.

the male folk ofcourse

the female ones easily give in to strife, malice, envy and gossip

The male folk, i have a male best friend, he gets and understands me 100%, generally i prefer male friends but they always want something attached to it.

Biglittlelois:
The male folk, i have a male best friend, he gets and understands me 100%, generally i prefer male friends but they always want something attached to it.

Then detach the thing and give them nah !!!

Well male folks anytime any day we dey step out for ourselves no be small

Biglittlelois:
The male folk, i have a male best friend, he gets and understands me 100%, generally i prefer male friends but they always want something attached to it.

You know make friends are the best, I have a female childhood friend we've known each other for 16yrs. She's my buddy we hang out and visit events a lot, and have never taught about having anything with her, she knows all my sexcapades and I know hers.

So a friend lieing to cover up the other means loyalty.
Well, to each is own.

bigzic:
A couple were arguing one morning, about who had better friends between the two of them, so they decided to find out, here's what they did:-

Husband calls wife's friends one after the other...

Husband:- hello madam, my wife didn't sleep at home last night, and I can't reach her, is she with you or did she tell you where she was going to ?
Friend num 1:- Omg ! Noooo, haven't even seen or heard from her for the past 3 weeks, I have no idea where she is, maybe you should call her best friend.
# hangsup

Friend num 2:- wow ! This is very serious, I haven't seen her, but why will a woman leave her husband and sleep somewhere, what kind of stupid wife is that ? I have always warned her to be careful and change her ways or else she will lose her marriage, she so stubborn she will not listen, now see this.. God forbid for me to sleep outside my home, Pls take it easy, wherever she is, she won't stay there forever. #hangsup

Friend num 3:- I said it !! I said it !! I had always felt like she's cheating on you, now my feelings are confirmed, wonders shall never end, finally she's been exposed for who she really is, we quarreled few days ago so we have not been in touch, but I will call her other friends and ask, I will call you back once I have any information. #hangsup

Wife, mouth agape, ���, calls husband's friends, asking the same question:-

Friend num 1:-oh yes I saw him last night, we were together for a very long time and he said he was going home, so don't worry I'm sure he's fine, wherever he is, maybe he had a police problem or something, just relax, whatever it is, there must be a good explanation to it. #hangsup and calls husband immediately "oh boy where you dey ? Abeg do dey go house, your wife dey fine you"

Friend num 2:- oh madam, I'm so sorry, I was going to call you to tell you, your husband fell sick last night, so I took him to my family hospital and the doctor insisted he should be kept under observation, I'm sure it's stress from work, I didn't want you to get worried, that's why I didn't call, but he's been discharged, he's on his way home, you'll see him any moment. #hangsup and calls husband immediately "Guy wetin you dey do like this...���...you dey Bleep up ooo? Anyway I tell your wife say you no well, you sleep for hospital, Abeg try reach house now, I tell am say you dey road"

Friend num 3:- Madam your husband is in my house, he's still sleeping, we were all drunk last night, he couldn't drive and I don't know the way to your house, so I brought him to my house, (taps empty bed) 'oh boy wake up, the sleep never do you? Wake up go sleep for house' madam I'll wake him up now and make sure he gets home now. #hangsup and calls husband immediately "Yawa don gas oh, your wife just call me now, I tell am say you dey sleep for my house, hurry go house, make you know as you go take arrange the talk"

So tell me,

Who has better friends

#copied

First of all, ask yourself why most ladies prefer to have male friends as besties..

Niggas are real deal.

Ladies can't cover up for their fellow ladies because of jealousy and envy..


Men rock!

Divay22:
So a friend lieing to cover up the other means loyalty.
Well, to each is own.

That's a bro code in play..



women hardly catch one another when falling...

. the male folks may seem to be loyal but they have one thing in common-cheating. They cheat recklessly that's why they have excuses to backup each other.
They have been in game for so long. they know what to do/say at a given time
The woman may not be loyal friend, but they are faithful. They don't have shady business, if they do they won't rat on each other.
I cant give imaginary detail of what I know nothing of. What if the woman is truly missing?
What if she in troubles and needs help?

women have problems here they so much believe in pulling each other down

Male

Eberechi24:
. the male folks may seem to be loyal but they have one thing in common-cheating. They cheat recklessly that's why they have excuses to backup each other.
They have been in game for so long. they know what to do/say at a given time
The woman may not be loyal friend, but they are faithful. They don't have shady business, if they do they won't rat on each other.
I cant give imaginary detail of what I know nothing of. What if the woman is truly missing?
What if she in troubles and needs help?

Women don't cheat? Are you a learner?

Biglittlelois:
The male folk, i have a male best friend, he gets and understands me 100%, generally i prefer male friends but they always want something attached to it.

National Anthem of olosho nation

Divay22:
So a friend lieing to cover up the other means loyalty.
Well, to each is own.

define loyalty

Male off course.

No point lying

Divay22:
So a friend lieing to cover up the other means loyalty.
Well, to each is own.

You are a girl.... what do you know about loyalty

anayolity:


You are a girl.... what do you know about loyalty

Alot to keep me going for a lifetime.