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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by GuntersChain(m): 8:47am On Oct 25, 2018

maybe you always put on pants and when you get an erection with pant on, their is always a tendency it will tilt thereby creating a curvature.

Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Biodun1929(m): 9:07am On Oct 25, 2018

here2fuk:
Guys, I've been noticing that my dick has been curving tit the right lately,
What could be the cause?

It is caused by too much masturbation. The solution is to change the hand you use in masturbating. I guess you use your left hand, so now you need to start using your right hand to correct the issue. But girls love a curved dick though...especially if it is long.

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Kylekent59: 9:53am On Oct 25, 2018

here2fuk:
how ~~[/s]do[s]~~ did you know that?

Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by IamPlato(m): 10:34am On Oct 25, 2018

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by IamPlato(m): 10:34am On Oct 25, 2018

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Mike1974(m): 10:35am On Oct 25, 2018

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by talktokenny: 11:05am On Oct 25, 2018

I have a curve one though but is from birth .

Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Ekspensive(m): 11:23am On Oct 25, 2018

here2fuk:
Guys, I've been noticing that my dick has been curving tit the right lately,
What could be the cause?

Maybe you do wear tight stuffs and your dick is always shifted to one side.

Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 11:30am On Oct 25, 2018

IamPlato:
...

QueenBelle

Livingfree

Pocohantas

Ritylove...

*runs Out Of Thread*..

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by IamPlato(m): 11:36am On Oct 25, 2018

QueenBelle:
will you delete my name there before I come and slap you?

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by mechanics(m): 12:09pm On Oct 25, 2018

QueenBelle:
will you delete my name there before I come and slap you?

hahahaha, I was right.

Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by mhizcassidy001(f): 12:15pm On Oct 25, 2018

ashewo boy

IamPlato:
...

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Countersam(m): 12:57pm On Oct 25, 2018

here2fuk:
Guys, I've been noticing that my dick has been curving tit the right lately,
What could be the cause?

Your handle says it all.
In addition to your hand jobs?

Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Hollamie007: 9:56pm On Oct 26, 2018

QueenBelle:
hm
Too much masturbation can cause curved dicks in males. The nerve endings in both sides of your dick are now unequal due to unequal handling.. Your right hand may be your dominant hand that's why its curving in that direction.
Stay away from porn or better still,
self-service with the other hand.
Take it from me

Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Rockyrascal(m): 10:44pm On Oct 26, 2018

I totally understand what you are going through right now. I recommend that you soak your pe/nis in a 1litre salty water or better still apply grinded brown pepper inside same water, stir continuously for maybe 50seconds then soak your pe/nis in it immediately for quick relief.

Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 3:03pm On Dec 14, 2018

TheOdd1sOut:
when you'll be wanking 3 times per day Why won't your jay man curve? Porn master Xvideos has finally finished you

I self-service over 5 times per day and it's not curving

Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 3:10pm On Dec 14, 2018

Jacqueline22:
Lol by tomorrow it gonna be normal

How did you know that

Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 3:16pm On Dec 14, 2018

mhizcassidy001:
ashewo boy

I think the correct term is Brostitute

Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by sosospence(m): 3:02pm On Apr 08, 2020

Olohunjedalo:
Masturbation does not cause jackshit!

It does,depending on the side you tilt your'abuna'to.

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