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Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 7:11pm On Oct 24, 2018
Guys, I've been noticing that my dick has been curving tit the right lately,
What could be the cause?

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by TheOdd1sOut: 7:12pm On Oct 24, 2018
here2fuk:
Guys, I've been noticing that my dick has been curving tit the right lately,
What could be the cause?
when you'll be wanking 3 times per day
Why won't your jay man curve?
Porn master
Xvideos has finally finished you

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 7:14pm On Oct 24, 2018
grin

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Oreofepeters: 7:14pm On Oct 24, 2018
bending as a result of Over used, the dick is tired abeg..

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 7:16pm On Oct 24, 2018
Pictures pls or we won't believe you

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by TheOdd1sOut: 7:19pm On Oct 24, 2018
Loaf:
Pictures pls or we won't believe you
what do you need the pictures for?
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 7:20pm On Oct 24, 2018
here2fuk:
Guys, I've been noticing that my dick has been curving tit the right lately,
What could be the cause?
hm
Too much masturbation can cause curved dicks in males. The nerve endings in both sides of your dick are now unequal due to unequal handling.. Your right hand may be your dominant hand that's why its curving in that direction.
Stay away from porn or better still,
self-service with the other hand.
Take it from me

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Olohunjedalo(m): 7:30pm On Oct 24, 2018
QueenBelle:
hm
Too much masturbation can cause curved dicks in males. The nerve endings in both sides of your dick are now unequal due to unequal handling.. Your right hand may be your dominant hand that's why its curving in that direction.
Stay away from porn or better still,
self-service with the other hand.
Take it from me
Masturbation does not cause jackshit!

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 7:31pm On Oct 24, 2018
Olohunjedalo:

Masturbation does not cause jackshit!
really?

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 7:32pm On Oct 24, 2018
QueenBelle:
hm
Too much masturbation can cause curved dicks in males. The nerve endings in both sides of your dick are now unequal due to unequal handling.. Your right hand may be your dominant hand that's why its curving in that direction.
Stay away from porn or better still,
self-service with the other hand.
Take it from me
Chai! Are you a masturbating machine? Séx dòll? or cúm bag? U must have been used so much for cumming, you know so much. Naija girls these days weak me. grin grin grin.

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 7:33pm On Oct 24, 2018
QueenBelle:
hm
Too much masturbation can cause curved dicks in males. The nerve endings in both sides of your dick are now unequal due to unequal handling.. Your right hand may be your dominant hand that's why its curving in that direction.
Stay away from porn or better still,
self-service with the other hand.
Take it from me
how do you know that?

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Notryme80: 7:33pm On Oct 24, 2018
Since wey devil d push u, e never push u reach where tree dey make u hollam?
Sha my advice...
If u are over using your di*k then stop it but if not check your underwear if they are too tight

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 7:35pm On Oct 24, 2018
Gratefulheart01:

Chai! Are you a masturbating machine? Séx dòll? or cúm bag? U must have been used so much for cumming, you know so much. Naija girls these days weak me. grin grin grin.
I read a lot of sexual texts. You don't need to enter the rain to know that its cold. Not one road leads to the market

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by TheOdd1sOut: 7:37pm On Oct 24, 2018
QueenBelle:
hm
Too much masturbation can cause curved dicks in males. The nerve endings in both sides of your dick are now unequal due to unequal handling.. Your right hand may be your dominant hand that's why its curving in that direction.
Stay away from porn or better still,
self-service with the other hand.
Take it from me
chei.

Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 7:40pm On Oct 24, 2018
QueenBelle:
hm
Too much masturbation can cause curved dicks in males. The nerve endings in both sides of your dick are now unequal due to unequal handling.. Your right hand may be your dominant hand that's why its curving in that direction.
Stay away from porn or better still,
self-service with the other hand.
Take it from me
Take what from you?

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 7:41pm On Oct 24, 2018
QueenBelle:
I read a lot of sexual texts. You don't need to enter the rain to know that its cold. Not one road leads to the market
hm....

Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 7:42pm On Oct 24, 2018
ceejayx:

Take what from you?
you can ask he who knows all
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 7:43pm On Oct 24, 2018
TheOdd1sOut:
chei.
what? smiley
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Jacqueline22(f): 7:43pm On Oct 24, 2018
Lol by tomorrow it gonna be normal
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 7:46pm On Oct 24, 2018
QueenBelle:
you can ask he who knows all
So sex can't straighten a curved preeq undecided
mine is like a U-turn

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Rubbiish(m): 7:46pm On Oct 24, 2018
QueenBelle:
[s]hm
Too much masturbation can cause curved dicks in males. The nerve endings in both sides of your dick are now unequal due to unequal handling.. Your right hand may be your dominant hand that's why its curving in that direction.
Stay away from porn or better still,
self-service with the other hand.
Take it from me[/s]
Absolute nonsense!

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 7:48pm On Oct 24, 2018
here2fuk:
Guys, I've been noticing that my dick has been curving tit the right lately,
What could be the cause?
cc LivingFree grin
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 7:49pm On Oct 24, 2018
Jacqueline22:
Lol by tomorrow it gonna be normal


Maybe if I bang you mine will straighten
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 7:50pm On Oct 24, 2018
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QueenBelle:
hm
Too much masturbation can cause curved dicks in males. The nerve endings in both sides of your dick are now unequal due to unequal handling.. Your right hand may be your dominant hand that's why its curving in that direction.
Stay away from porn or better still,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

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self-service with the other hand.
Take it from me
shocked

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 7:51pm On Oct 24, 2018
QueenBelle:
I read a lot of sexual texts. You don't need to enter the rain to know that its cold. Not one road leads to the market
grin u must be a fck freak. Many guys who spend most of their time fcking, masturbatiin and watching pòrn do not know all u wrote above. All these naija girls don sabi dck pass the people wey get the dck sef grin. I just weak.

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Cerakay: 7:56pm On Oct 24, 2018
The alignment is probably faulty from the shaft region..... Hammer would make it straight

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by paix(m): 8:15pm On Oct 24, 2018
Maybe you're wrongly parking it in the trousers. Always tuck it properly between your legs, it will be straight again.
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 8:20pm On Oct 24, 2018
lefulefu:

cc Living.Free grin

Women love that shi, and he knows it so he's marketing his market grin grin grin
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 8:24pm On Oct 24, 2018
LivingFree:


Women love that shi, and he knows it so he's marketing his market grin grin grin
u so on pointcheesy

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 8:28pm On Oct 24, 2018
Rubbiish:

Absolute nonsense!
do you have a better suggestion?
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 8:29pm On Oct 24, 2018
ceejayx:

So sex can't straighten a curved preeq undecided
mine is like a U-turn
I didn't say it can't

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