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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 8:30pm On Oct 24, 2018
Gratefulheart01:

grin u must be a fck freak. Many guys who spend most of their time fcking, masturbatiin and watching pòrn do not know all u wrote above. All these naija girls don sabi dck pass the people wey get the dck sef grin. I just weak.
its all about being enlightened. I'm sure you'd have heard of something called sex education

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by TheOdd1sOut: 8:33pm On Oct 24, 2018
QueenBelle:
what? smiley
I weak for your statement. As a guy self, I didn't know that
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 8:34pm On Oct 24, 2018
QueenBelle:
its all about being enlightened. I'm sure you'd have heard of something called sex education

There's nothing enlightened about what you said... some guys are just born that way... it's got nothing to do with masterbation.

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 8:39pm On Oct 24, 2018
LivingFree:


There's nothing enlightened about what you said... some guys are just born that way... it's got nothing to do with masterbation.
iamplato, I know that's you
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by mechanics(m): 9:01pm On Oct 24, 2018
QueenBelle:
I didn't say it can't
hmm.
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by kay9(m): 9:12pm On Oct 24, 2018
QueenBelle:
I read a lot of sexual texts. You don't need to enter the rain to know that its cold. Not one road leads to the market

Sorry princess but you're wrong. Yes, excessive masturbation does weaken the nerve endings, but it has nothing to do with the penile muscles which control the shape of the male tool when it is fully engorged.

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by kunle75(m): 9:16pm On Oct 24, 2018
here2fuk:
Guys, I've been noticing that my dick has been curving tit the right lately,
What could be the cause?


Stop wearing tights underwear
I will advise you waer more of boxers
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 9:23pm On Oct 24, 2018
QueenBelle:
I didn't say it can't
Oh apologies.. so I have hope then,cos I dislike masturbàtion. I won't even cum if I wanted to.
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 9:34pm On Oct 24, 2018
kay9:


Sorry princess but you're wrong. Yes, excessive masturbation does weaken the nerve endings, but it has nothing to do with the penile muscles which control the shape of the male tool when it is fully engorged.
she actually may be correct. I googled it and it seems the same
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Lucifer66(m): 9:36pm On Oct 24, 2018
Just bend it with force, That's what I did and it partially fixed it.
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 9:38pm On Oct 24, 2018
Lucifer66:
Just bend it with force, That's what I did and it partially fixed it.
you want to break his stick for him abi?

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by ZIMDRILL(m): 9:49pm On Oct 24, 2018
here2fuk:
Guys, I've been noticing that my dick has been curving tit the right lately,
What could be the cause?

a bit of education

depending on whether you use boxer pants or just pants it will affected especially the pants as they keep it tight against your body then finally whether you are right or left handed

so naturally if you are right handed you would like your cucumber to lay of the left side it is easy to pull if out or slide in your hand from your right hand to the left

so now your cucumber lays like that all the time and at same time its kept in the position by your tight pants so eventually your cucumber will always lean the side ut lays on
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by vicben27(m): 9:54pm On Oct 24, 2018
QueenBelle:
hm
Too much masturbation can cause curved dicks in males. The nerve endings in both sides of your dick are now unequal due to unequal handling.. Your right hand may be your dominant hand that's why its curving in that direction.
Stay away from porn or better still,
self-service with the other hand.
Take it from me
you go Sweet to nack Ooh!
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 10:10pm On Oct 24, 2018
vicben27:
you go Sweet to nack Ooh!
:-/
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by vicben27(m): 10:19pm On Oct 24, 2018
QueenBelle:
:-/
whats that symbol? it's good that you know a little about everything, no knowledge is waste. you make Brain
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by agohmamuda(m): 10:35pm On Oct 24, 2018
Jacqueline22:
Lol by tomorrow it gonna be normal

Sup babe
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Lucifer66(m): 10:58pm On Oct 24, 2018
LukeSkywalker78:
you want to break his stick for him abi?
I did it na, If his a real man, It won't get harmed.
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by DaCharis2016: 12:46am On Oct 25, 2018
Mine has being bent right from when I started knowing myself.

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by EdoBozz(m): 1:12am On Oct 25, 2018
The simple solution to get it straight again.

Take a frying pan, add very little quality vegetable oil, add some dry red grounded pepper and allow it heat up for one minute.
Then place your dick inside the frying pan and leave it for 10 seconds. Trust me when you are done, come back and thank me.

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by linearity: 1:33am On Oct 25, 2018
Dick curving to the right, can mean only one thing....too much masturbation with your right hand.

Try and over correct, masturbation at least for next one year with only the left hand.

Thank me later.
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Next2Bezee(m): 1:54am On Oct 25, 2018
QueenBelle:
I read a lot of sexual texts. You don't need to enter the rain to know that its cold. Not one road leads to the market

Cite your sources.

Or, did you just make all that up? undecided
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by femi4: 4:45am On Oct 25, 2018
QueenBelle:
hm
Too much masturbation can cause curved dicks in males. The nerve endings in both sides of your dick are now unequal due to unequal handling.. Your right hand may be your dominant hand that's why its curving in that direction.
Stay away from porn or better still,
self-service with the other hand.
Take it from me
Did you get that from Dicktionary?....just googled it, you try sha
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by zolajpower: 6:18am On Oct 25, 2018
here2fuk:
Guys, I've been noticing that my dick has been curving tit the right lately,
What could be the cause?
This is caused by too much sex
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by witnezHD(m): 6:31am On Oct 25, 2018
DaCharis2016:
Mine has being bent right from when I started knowing myself.
mine too.... I wonder what de are arguing

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by IamPlato(m): 6:55am On Oct 25, 2018
QueenBelle:
iamplato, I know that's you
...


Its Not I, How Many Times Will I Tell You?


By The Way, I Know That Alot Of Ladies Love Curved Pricks
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 7:38am On Oct 25, 2018
QueenBelle:
hm
Too much masturbation can cause curved dicks in males. The nerve endings in both sides of your dick are now unequal due to unequal handling.. Your right hand may be your dominant hand that's why its curving in that direction.
Stay away from porn or better still,
self-service with the other hand.
Take it from me
gringrin
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by ozoneymcm: 7:40am On Oct 25, 2018
TheOdd1sOut:
what do you need the pictures for?
He needs pictures for money rituals ni. What else could he need them for?
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by sagerasaq: 7:44am On Oct 25, 2018
Stop packing ur dick to the Right... That's d cause. Where tight pants and pack it to the left.. Do it for one month. It will be alryt.

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Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 8:19am On Oct 25, 2018
IamPlato:
...



Its Not I, How Many Times Will I Tell You?



By The Way, I Know That Alot Of Ladies Love Curved Pricks
show me some names
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by mechanics(m): 8:24am On Oct 25, 2018
QueenBelle:
show me some names
And if he mentions your name, you will start insulting.
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Nobody: 8:37am On Oct 25, 2018
QueenBelle:
hm
Too much masturbation can cause curved dicks in males. The nerve endings in both sides of your dick are now unequal due to unequal handling.. Your right hand may be your dominant hand that's why its curving in that direction.
Stay away from porn or better still,
self-service with the other hand.
Take it from me

Hmmm not saying its a lie but that's not true because if were so, mine would practically face east straight. A curved dick is normal
Re: Help Me, My Dick Is Curving Sideways by Buharisef(m): 8:44am On Oct 25, 2018
here2fuk:
Guys, I've been noticing that my dick has been curving tit the right lately,
What could be the cause?
Have U Eva Injured Ursef On Ur Penis?? Dat Could Be The Reason

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