Kweshon ......Does a donkey fall under ministry of agriculture .....Or ministry of transport .....Or ministry of labour ..... haven't slept trying to figure it out??

okikiosibodu:
Scientific sex fact :research has it that men have 53 liters of sperms in their life time, some men are left with 3 liters and not yet married

okikiosibodu:
If your primary objective is to look sexy, you will only attract guys whose primary objective is to have sex.

okikiosibodu:
Kweshon ......Does a donkey fall under ministry of agriculture .....Or ministry of transport .....Or ministry of labour ..... haven't slept trying to figure it out??

Your kweshon got me thinking........ guess it's "All of the above"

okikiosibodu:
ʞɔɐq əuoɥd ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ ʍou 'noʎ uɹəɔuoɔ ʇou səop ʇɐɥʍ pɐəɹ oʇ uʍop əpısdn əuoɥd ɹnoʎ pəuɹnʇ əʌɐɥ noʎ

How did you do these?

newjosboy:


How did you do these?

Abrakadabra
The more you look, the less you see. The more you see, the less you know. The more you know, the less you understand

...

Vivie01..... I am across the story. Want to see the learn you pick from it

Hmmmmmnnnnn

Let us learn to respect differences. Our judgment can be more accurate if we learn to view things from the perspective of other people

okikiosibodu:
Vivie01..... I am across the story. Want to see the learn you pick from it

The lesson points are vital. If only we can be very patient.
Silence and calmness is golden. Bible too says we should be quick to hear but slow to speak/act.

okikiosibodu:
Dedicated to Sugar97.... Been long I last saw your footprint. Hope you are good?



You may not believe in this but the advice is great! Read all the
way down, you might learn something!!!
1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
2. Marry a man or woman you love to talk to. As you get older,
their
conversational skills will be as important as any other.
3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you
want.
4. When you say, "I love you", mean it.
5. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.
6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
7. Believe in love at first sight.
8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have
dreams
don't have much.
9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt
but it's the only way to live life completely.
10. In disagreements, fight fairly. Please No name calling.
11. Don't judge people by their relatives.
12. Talk slowly but think quickly.
13. When someone asks you a question you don't want
to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
14. Remember that great love and great
achievements involve great risk.
15. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
16. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
17. Remember the three R's:
a) Respect for self;
b) Respect for others;
c) Responsibility for all your actions.
18. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
19. When you realize you've made a mistake,
take immediate steps to correct it.
20. Smile when picking up the phone.
The caller will hear it in your voice.
21. Spend some time alone.
22. All these principles will be ours ONLY when we put them
to practice.

Hey Sweetie. Thanks for checking up. It's school o. How you been?

Sugar97:


Hey Sweetie. Thanks for checking up. It's school o. How you been?

Pele.... YOU smile when you remember these days in the future. Make us proud,so we can wear agbada on that day..... Matriculation is important, but convocation is "importanter". At least we should be able to charge that bros well, for bride price.
How is acada?

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[quote author=okikiosibodu post=67733418]A boy in SS3 wrote a letter to his parents...

LETTER TO MY PARENCE.

Dear papa.
Good money...eye neva pay schoon fix oo and our ezam tine table is aat. I want to partyspet in the ezam o. Plees sent money to me if not, they will purshoe me from the schoon and come back to the haos.

Yours chaild.
ID


Father's reply.

My son.
I am happy you can now handle a pen, please come back home, the village Herbalist is dead and i believe the gods will be happy to have you as the next village herbalist....
The father did well

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TEACHER: Why are u late?
STUDENT: Due to the sign
TEACHER: What sign?
STUDENT: The one that says, school ahead, go slow.


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This is killer work m8

Sometimes God allows ur Phone to fall so he can hear u shout; "Jesus!!" Since u refused to Pray