Vivie01,
1.Did you go to church?
A. If no, why?
B. If yes, what did you learn?

Now, I am feeling like a lecturer

okikiosibodu:
Vivie01,
1.Did you go to church?
A. If no, why?
B. If yes, what did you learn?
Now, I am feeling like a lecturer

Lol.
... and now I'm feeling like a student whose lecturers are on strike.
*Closed my note, kept away in my bag and refused to do the assignment till the strike is called off*.

vivie01:

Lol.
... and now I'm feeling like a student whose lecturers are on strike.
*Closed my note, kept away in my bag and refused to do the assignment till the strike is called off*.

You know that brag about lecturers having absolute power over the marks they can award to anyone? I think I will brag with that now....
I wee "rumuv" twenty marks from your exam score. If you know what to do, see me in my office before going home.. Otherwise, I'll advice you look for another elective course

okikiosibodu:
You know that brag about lecturers having absolute power over the marks they can award to anyone? I think I will brag with that now....
I wee "rumuv" twenty marks from your exam score. If you know what to do, see me in my office before going home.. Otherwise, I'll advice you look for another elective course

*Walks away cos I know when the strike is called off, I will come back with a good wine to appease you*.

vivie01:

*Walks away cos I know when the strike is called off, I will come back with a good wine to appease you*.

SEE this babe, you don't want to be cornered. Who says I drink wine?

okikiosibodu:
SEE this babe, you don't want to be cornered. Who says I drink wine?

If not wine, then 'kola' will do.

vivie01:

If not wine, then 'kola' will do.

Hehehehehe. Almost peed on myself. Love your sense of humor. Got to go. Catch up with you some other time. Wish you a fruitful week ahead. Make us proud

okikiosibodu:
Hehehehehe. Almost peed on myself. Love your sense of humor. Got to go. Catch up with you some other time. Wish you a fruitful week ahead. Make us proud

Lol. Do have a wonderful week ahead. Remain blessed bro.

Sugar97:


Lol... And why are u slow with the updates?

It have tey I last saw your Brake Light.... Please what happened to your thread?

.

B

Some ladies are very funny.
10k lipstick for a lip that cannot even pronounce "Ecclesiastes".
Nonsense!

" is better you keep silent, because anything you say will be use against you in the court of law " Move it
That is the only English Nigerian police can speak fluently

When you cannor comman go and kee yourself

okikiosibodu:
B

When you lie to your wife that you are going for biz meeting in Dubai
Saw her at Eko hotel holding hand with ex
You cant approach them cos you are in Dubai yourself......chai!
E go come dey pepper am for body.

Who are village people?
Village are those who made you beat a soldier man's daughter and still tell her to go and call her fatheR

Ogaizzy:

Hehehehehe

Scientific sex fact :research has it that men have 53 liters of sperms in their life time, some men are left with 3 liters and not yet married

I was just wondering ... Can you trust a nurse whose husband sell coffins..?

If your primary objective is to look sexy, you will only attract guys whose primary objective is to have sex.

Dedicated to Sugar97.... Been long I last saw your footprint. Hope you are good?



You may not believe in this but the advice is great! Read all the
way down, you might learn something!!!
1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
2. Marry a man or woman you love to talk to. As you get older,
their
conversational skills will be as important as any other.
3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you
want.
4. When you say, "I love you", mean it.
5. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.
6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
7. Believe in love at first sight.
8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have
dreams
don't have much.
9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt
but it's the only way to live life completely.
10. In disagreements, fight fairly. Please No name calling.
11. Don't judge people by their relatives.
12. Talk slowly but think quickly.
13. When someone asks you a question you don't want
to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
14. Remember that great love and great
achievements involve great risk.
15. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
16. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
17. Remember the three R's:
a) Respect for self;
b) Respect for others;
c) Responsibility for all your actions.
18. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
19. When you realize you've made a mistake,
take immediate steps to correct it.
20. Smile when picking up the phone.
The caller will hear it in your voice.
21. Spend some time alone.
22. All these principles will be ours ONLY when we put them
to practice.

I Need an Answer Please!


Which one is
(Two zero two four)
(a) 2024. (b) 0044.
(c) 0024. (d) 2044.

okikiosibodu:
I Need an Answer Please!
Which one is
(Two zero two four)
(a) 2024. (b) 0044.
(c) 0024. (d) 2044.

Answer is A.

vivie01:


Answer is A.

You gorrit mehn

Hehehehehe

A wise husband who knows that his wife was created in the image of God does not tell his wife that she is becoming fat.
Rather he says "Honey, the image of God is increasing"

Intelligent students should answer this question correctly.
A teacher walked into a classroom and said if only YESTERDAY
was tomorrow today would have been a SATURDAY.
On which day did the teacher made this statement?
A. SUNDAY
B. MONDAY
C. TUESDAY
D. WEDNESDAY
E. THURSDAY
F. FRIDAY
G. SATURDAY

okikiosibodu:
Intelligent students should answer this question correctly.
A teacher walked into a classroom and said if only YESTERDAY
was tomorrow today would have been a SATURDAY.
On which day did the teacher made this statement?
A. SUNDAY
B. MONDAY
C. TUESDAY
D. WEDNESDAY
E. THURSDAY
F. FRIDAY
G. SATURDAY

MONDAY

lightwhite:
MONDAY

Very correct. Bravo

Ogaizzy:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4hQTsFAn6k

Hehehehe