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I Cannot Twerk. Ass Too Small, Help. by Jamariwolff(f): 5:54pm On Oct 29, 2018

Every attempt to seduce men with my ass by twerkin at the club is a failed attempt often accompanied with laughter, they say I look like a programmed robot experiencing runtime error when I twerk.
I don't know how my girlfriends do it flawlessly and beautifully.
but I guess my bony ass won't let me do something well.
my ass looks like cupcake and sometimes you could hit a bone or two when spanking. I'm Juss tired.

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Re: I Cannot Twerk. Ass Too Small, Help. by AndyCole16(m): 5:56pm On Oct 29, 2018

This girl don start again... grin

Glad you have moved on from Ayobami
grin

Re: I Cannot Twerk. Ass Too Small, Help. by Jamariwolff(f): 5:57pm On Oct 29, 2018

AndyCole16:
This girl don start again...
Glad you have moved on from A

pls edit that name from your comment, that Guy's a bastard. I'll have my revenge surely one day tho.

Re: I Cannot Twerk. Ass Too Small, Help. by AndyCole16(m): 6:31pm On Oct 29, 2018

Jamariwolff:
pls edit that name from your comment, that Guy's a bastard. I'll have my revenge surely one day tho.

Be deceiving yourself grin

I trust him sha, e go just dey knack you anyhow
You better Back Off!!

Re: I Cannot Twerk. Ass Too Small, Help. by Jamariwolff(f): 6:34pm On Oct 29, 2018

AndyCole16:
Be deceiving yourself I trust him sha, e go just dey knack you anyhow You better Back Off!!

not funny. edit the name.

Re: I Cannot Twerk. Ass Too Small, Help. by MissRaine69(f): 6:34pm On Oct 29, 2018

It is not about the size of your ass
See below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOA-BmBeItM

Re: I Cannot Twerk. Ass Too Small, Help. by Nobody: 7:06pm On Oct 29, 2018

MissRaine69:
It is not about the size of your ass
See below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOA-BmBeItM

But that's a dude twerking! Why evils? undecided

Re: I Cannot Twerk. Ass Too Small, Help. by MissRaine69(f): 7:13pm On Oct 29, 2018

VolTOxic:

But that's a dude twerking! Why evils?

No ass needed is the point being purveyed here focus!

Re: I Cannot Twerk. Ass Too Small, Help. by Gaspardd(m): 7:24pm On Oct 29, 2018

Do you have large boobs?

Re: I Cannot Twerk. Ass Too Small, Help. by MJBOLT: 7:50pm On Oct 29, 2018

Jamariwolff:
Every attempt to seduce men with my ass by twerkin at the club is a failed attempt often accompanied with laughter, they say I look like a programmed robot experiencing runtime error when I twerk.
I don't know how my girlfriends do it flawlessly and beautifully.
but I guess my bony ass won't let me do something well.
my ass looks like cupcake and sometimes you could hit a bone or two when spanking. I'm Juss tired.

Re: I Cannot Twerk. Ass Too Small, Help. by Bushentry: 8:28pm On Oct 29, 2018

picture of the azz or u know the rest

Re: I Cannot Twerk. Ass Too Small, Help. by Headlesschicken(m): 8:38pm On Oct 29, 2018

Etah d!ck...

Re: I Cannot Twerk. Ass Too Small, Help. by Nobody: 8:52pm On Oct 29, 2018

Jamariwolff:
Every attempt to seduce men with my ass by twerkin at the club is a failed attempt often accompanied with laughter, they say I look like a programmed robot experiencing runtime error when I twerk.
I don't know how my girlfriends do it flawlessly and beautifully.
but I guess my bony ass won't let me do something well.
my ass looks like cupcake and sometimes you could hit a bone or two when spanking. I'm Juss tired.

Granville is there to give you all the yansh you need to twerk. grin

Re: I Cannot Twerk. Ass Too Small, Help. by Nobody: 10:05pm On Oct 29, 2018

gosh

Re: I Cannot Twerk. Ass Too Small, Help. by Nobody: 10:08pm On Oct 29, 2018

MissRaine69:
It is not about the size of your ass
See below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOA-BmBeItM

warris dis biko
gayish shocked

Re: I Cannot Twerk. Ass Too Small, Help. by Nobody: 10:15pm On Oct 29, 2018

Jamariwolff:
Every attempt to seduce men with my ass by twerkin at the club is a failed attempt often accompanied with laughter, they say I look like a programmed robot experiencing runtime error when I twerk.
I don't know how my girlfriends do it flawlessly and beautifully.
but I guess my bony ass won't let me do something well.
my ass looks like cupcake and sometimes you could hit a bone or two when spanking. I'm Juss tired.

Then win them with your character, you gotta pick your battles, I ain't got no 6 packs, but I can make them laugh their way into the room. Pick your battles lol

Re: I Cannot Twerk. Ass Too Small, Help. by Nobody: 10:16pm On Oct 29, 2018

WTF that's some gay sh.it

Re: I Cannot Twerk. Ass Too Small, Help. by Nobody: 10:38pm On Oct 29, 2018

Picture of ur ass or..... ��

Re: I Cannot Twerk. Ass Too Small, Help. by MissRaine69(f): 10:42pm On Oct 29, 2018

lefulefu:

warris dis biko
gayish

But you looked

Re: I Cannot Twerk. Ass Too Small, Help. by Nobody: 10:43pm On Oct 29, 2018

MissRaine69:

But you looked

i quickly deleted cheesy

Re: I Cannot Twerk. Ass Too Small, Help. by solz007(m): 1:47am On Oct 30, 2018

Look Bae You don't need to attract nobody with your Ass, just do you. Moreover a lot of guys are attracted to you the way you're like me here!!
#StayOriginal!!

Re: I Cannot Twerk. Ass Too Small, Help. by Raalsalghul: 3:33am On Oct 30, 2018

Jamariwolff:
Every attempt to seduce men with my ass by twerkin at the club is a failed attempt often accompanied with laughter, they say I look like a programmed robot experiencing runtime error when I twerk.
I don't know how my girlfriends do it flawlessly and beautifully.
but I guess my bony ass won't let me do something well.
my ass looks like cupcake and sometimes you could hit a bone or two when spanking. I'm Juss tired.

You neva still wan get sense.

Re: I Cannot Twerk. Ass Too Small, Help. by Nobody: 3:59am On Oct 30, 2018

You don't need all these stress bae cry

lemme twerk you instead cheesy

Re: I Cannot Twerk. Ass Too Small, Help. by Frankicent(m): 6:35am On Oct 30, 2018

hmmm this is the kind of girl that will tell you. I want a big dick. meanwhile she's lacking the thing that attract a dick.

Re: I Cannot Twerk. Ass Too Small, Help. by Frankicent(m): 6:40am On Oct 30, 2018

MissRaine69:
It is not about the size of your ass
See below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOA-BmBeItM

madam stop wasting your time she has a crayfish ass... Nothing will happen even if she attend new York dancing academy.

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