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Offpoint:
I've never been turned down in the physical world, once in the virtual world and twice in the spiritual world.

BiafraBushBoy:
Turned down by a lady?

Yes...

Twas my 300level lecturer whom I went to sort...

She came back and told the whole class...

I don't ask girls out, they do...

kushercain:
She said give me your number instead I'll call you.
Till today I'm still waiting for the call

krissconnect:
. When I got to the table, before I could say hello, she stood up and left the table with her drink. I felt so embarrassed, so disgraced that I wished I could just disappear

kushercain:
She said give me your number instead I'll call you.
Till today I'm still waiting for the call

kushercain:
She said give me your number instead I'll call you.
Till today I'm still waiting for the call

yomalex:
maybe just maybe she wanted you to follow her

holluikon:
There was this very purdy girl in my street then, I was very scared to approach her(I just started to approach ladies); this day I summoned courage to meet her, as I got to her, introduced myself and she did thesame, I asked for her number, she dictated them for me and I left her, but I happily forgot to call/flash her immediately to confirm the number, so as I got home to call my new chick, I just heard "The number you're trying to call does not exist, pls check the number and try again" Thank you

DanDeeBoss:
She scam you Las Las...

holluikon:
I tried the number for some months, even after a year, I tried it again

Viicfuntop:
D

JasonScoolari:
It was all my fault.

I was having a stupid crush for my sister's friend back then in secondary school, I did all my best to get her attention but she was waving it off, giving me tough time.... As a guy man, I deployed all means possible to make her give in, ranging from helping her with her literature homework, standing as an Ègbe wager (Defender) for her, paying her transportfare ( From Sokho Estate to Ekpan Secondary School N30) but the most stupid sacrifice I did for that ram was to help her fetch water from the well and I carried it on my head to their 2 bedroom flat upstairs (4 times going and coming). The mother was hailing me and there I was smiling like a sheep thinking I have the validation of the family to carry out my plans. So I said to myself, "Jason, the time is now, tell her your mind" As I was opening my mouth to tell her how much I love her, a stupid boy just appeared from nowhere and called her name, I asked her who's that, she said her boyfriend, I swallow spit, I then ask her "Who am I to you" she laughed and said "You're my friends brother na, wetin u be before"
One kain Cold catch me as I reach house.
A sad event to remember.

kushercain:
She said give me your number instead I'll call you.
Till today I'm still waiting for the call

Efewestern:
Lol.. Oshare so Na Ekpan Secondary school you go en.. chai.. that year, every Friday boys they burst everywhere.

Your story is quite pathetic, me en, I took this lady out for shopping some years back, after that I then proposed to her, only for her to tell me that I'm like a brother to her.

JasonScoolari:
Lol, Ekpan blood still dey flow for the boy vain. I be strong Ekpan boy.

You sure say God go forgive that Èramu fèfe wen dey call you brother after she don chop free food?

Efewestern:
Na the "Donor" I spend even burst my head, for my mind I Belike "Wor'mo ru'fo", I one be go him old man compound go take my "ekowa" back.