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'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by dainformant(m): 3:08pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
A female pastor while advising a new couple on principles that will build their home and make their marriage work, told them to have regular and constant sex. In a video which has gone viral, the pastor amazed the wedding guests and church members after telling the newlywed that for the next one month, they should be firing on (having sex) everyday and no one should say he or she is tired. The female pastor told the bride that sex is the second important thing for a man after food. She said as far as the groom has paid her bride price that he owns his wife's body as she cited a Bible passage in Corinthians where it says man is the owner of the body and everything thereof. The pastor also said that anytime the man wants to 'browse', the woman should open her 'computer'. Watch the hilarious video below. See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/11/female-pastor-advises-new-couple-to-have-sex-regularly.html 7 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by Nobody: 3:14pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
Good analogy but they're newlyweds. No be you go tell them that one. 100 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by donbachi(m): 3:16pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
Their time table go be...do do do do do chop sleep do do do do sleep chop do do do do go out come back do do do do go church come back do do do do....na dia body go tell dem....after some time na d same pastor go come settle wahala. 216 Likes 18 Shares |
Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by bigkahuna704(m): 3:17pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
Na Body Go Tell Dem 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by Matoyoung(m): 3:19pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
Wow this is romantic the software should always allow the hardware to have his way jor 40 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by Allaboutkatiee(f): 3:20pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
donbachi:This really got me laughing like craay 69 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by Evablizin(f): 3:21pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
In her mind, this will help their marriage to last. Story for the gods. 28 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by tayo4ng(m): 3:23pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
Do you know how long the bad guy as been browsing her computer before officially joint together. 132 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by IamD18: 3:27pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
SEX don't keep marriage because the compute will one day lack network, become old, outdated and boring that you wouldn't wanna browse with it. 56 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by Ladyhippolyta88(f): 3:30pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
So who then owns the man's body. I think we should be advising men too not just women because it is both the men and women who make a home and marriage to work. So even if she is tired she cannot say no because he paid bride price (kinda like as if the woman would have no opinion in their marriage) She is making it seem like as if the only thing women have to offer is sex and food. mtcheww this is not the the advice you give to a newlywed couple in my opinion. I was thinking the advice would be tolerance,companionship,trust,faithfulness etc and such advice should go both ways. 99 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by Nobody: 3:39pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
Iduplorplor sef.... But what the Preacher said is true. Both the man and the wife must submit their bodies to themselves. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by Nobody: 3:42pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
Yes and the WIFI hotspot shouldn't be paired with any other device,full signal.. unlimited access 18 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by Nobody: 3:42pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
tayo4ng: She's obviously downloaded some new movies on her computer before their honeymoon. 8 Likes |
Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by 7inches: 3:47pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
Even though shez partially right But I'm sorry this Sounds disrespectful to the lady and her parents as if she is now sex object to him, she can't just be hitting on the issue like that. BTW who told her sex keeps home. Dumbfuck 24 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by Nobody: 3:50pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
dainformant: Look at the bride's face when the pastor said that the man own everything from her head to her toe. 2 Likes |
Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by BruncleZuma: 4:57pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by yesloaded: 4:58pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
donbachi: Beautiful people, check my profile to see my own advise 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by Masama: 4:59pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
Good advice 2 Likes |
Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by Nobody: 4:59pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
See as the guy dey smile...Bad guy!!! Na wetin him like be dat....Nigga be like 17 Likes
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Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by momodub: 4:59pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
Funny 1 Like |
Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by Celebgistz1: 4:59pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
What about if mb no dey ko 5 Likes |
Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by tstx(m): 4:59pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
VERY FOOLISH TALK FROM A VERY FOOLISH PERSON.... before you come for me ask yourself this... Jesus go fit talk this kind thing in front of hundreds of people..?? Now i see why the bible forbade women from climbing the pulpit.. 5 Likes |
Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by zombieTRACKER: 4:59pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
This is insane... Haba mana 1 Like |
Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by TRUSTEDGUY: 5:00pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
If she no open the computer for me I go believe she dey give somebody ease |
Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by afroniger: 5:01pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
But she's right though. 3 Likes 1 Share
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Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by franchasng: 5:01pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
Evablizin:Bad ghel lolz Meanwhile, if she keeps opening her computer for him anytime he wants to browse, he will become too familiar with it and over familiarity leads to loss of interest and desire for a new thing and new experience; this is while companies rotate their staff and assign them new roles so they don't get tired of doing the same thing over and over that may lead to fatigue. Sometimes starve him, sometimes make him long for it and even beg for it, sometimes make it unavailable for him so he can appreciate it because men are naturally born explorers who on a normal circumstances wants to explore every explorable lady that's appealing to their eyes, don't blame them, blame nature that made it that way 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by XaintJoel20: 5:01pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
What if the man's modem does not have data. I pray the man doesn't try browsing with Glo network, because mate go don download enough babies before he go connect... 3 Likes |
Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by Olamsoh: 5:02pm On Nov 08, 2018 |
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