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Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by highqueen(f): 3:56pm On Nov 10, 2018
MariaLavina:
Maybe the guy is a big god from Rome grin grin


Lol.... I'm beginning to think 99% of romance section guys only read to comment not to understand.
Lolz.nobi lie
Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by jeph19(m): 4:00pm On Nov 10, 2018
JasonScoolari:
On behalf of the Gentlemen association of Nairaland, we hereby induct you into the brotherhood hall of fame. You've made us proud by placing the cheap bitcch were she truly belongs.

Make no mistake, more pussies may come your way pretending to hate money and also very caring, but never let your guards down. Drill their pussies without mercy and send them the trademark text message.


P.S; "Do not go about giving them your ATM" for this is the 3rd commandment with promise.
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Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by chival(f): 4:55pm On Nov 10, 2018
There's only one 'not so smart' person in this tale and it's not the girl. How on earth can you give a stranger you met just about a month ago your ATM card?! shocked

You should thank your stars she didn't clean out your account and disappear.
Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by Crazychris(op): 5:10pm On Nov 10, 2018
chival:
There's only one 'not so smart' person in this tale and it's not the girl. How on earth can you give a stranger you met just about a month ago your ATM card?! shocked

You should thank your stars she didn't clean out your account and disappear.
hope you know i summarized the whole story howeverI don't think she was a stranger, we a met a month ago and since then we've been talking, gisting, i've gone out with her twice we both got to know our likenesses.. Is it wrong to trust that kind of person?
Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by Martin0(m): 5:16pm On Nov 10, 2018
Twoclans:
The girl is dull, very dull.

How can you give your debit card to someone you barely know within a month? your PAN is showing on the card she doesn't need your physical card to ruin you. All she needs is your PAN details on the card and an internet shopping spree is sure for her .

Anyway you are one lucky guy, try this stunt with correct craze babes and you will relocate.
forget that tin ee nothing go happen,
Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by derrydinny: 5:33pm On Nov 10, 2018
why is the text you sent her not included in the screenshot? no lie give us abeg
Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by Twoclans(f): 6:33pm On Nov 10, 2018
Martin0:
forget that tin ee nothing go happen,
Marty Biko give me your debit card PAN, just make sure it's a card where you have money undecided


I will blow up ur account lipsrsealed
Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by Mujtahida: 6:51pm On Nov 10, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



You are in order my brother.
You not only gave her your trust, you gave her your ATM card and most importantly you gave her your last fvck.
She should take them and leave.

It's just typical for her to threaten you. Nigerian girls hate the thought of not having the last laugh.

Don't be upset or feel she took more money than you were willing to spare on the kpekus.
A kpekus is priceless and even if you spend your life savings as toll-gate fee to enter one; it is money well spent.

Move on with life.
There are so many girls to be screwed and very little time to do it.

God's speed my brother.
You are a legend, an institution, a national monument and a collosus.
Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by dochenaj: 7:20pm On Nov 10, 2018
If this story is true, I'm sorry she does have a foothold to harm you if she is diabolical enough.

When you decided to have sex with her you didn't ask our opinion, if you did I would have advised you to avert this calamity.

Now all you can hope is that she is not too hurt to go diabolical on you.
Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by RastaYheed: 7:23pm On Nov 10, 2018
1. Did u bang with a condom?
2. How are you so such she didn't clone your ATM card?
3. Did she cum or she faked the enjoyment?
4. Have you done a HIV test after?
5. Did u lick the nana?
6. You should have banged it before she went to the ATM machine and pay less by going with her.
7. How many rounds did u go?
8. She knows your house right?
9. Do she know your car? windshield episode.
10. Go back to number 4.

Last but not least, you claimed u paid for the grocery, how much? Add it to the 32k and who paid for the grocery when yall banged?
Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by carter009(m): 7:25pm On Nov 10, 2018
Thief lipsrsealed
Twoclans:
Marty Biko give me your debit card PAN, just make sure it's a card where you have money undecided


I will blow up ur account lipsrsealed
Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by Nobody: 7:38pm On Nov 10, 2018
IamD18:
A guy spent 31k for hot sex which they both enjoyed and you are calling him "Confirm guy"?
no mind them, na the girl still laughs last, if na me i go still hold on drill am small.
Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by Nobody: 7:48pm On Nov 10, 2018
DanDeeBoss:
Op I am just angry..... "she withdrew thrice from your account and you said no problem"huh

Why will you give your ATM and pin to a typical Nigerian lady you met some weeks before??
I just weak after reading
Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by frozen70(f): 7:49pm On Nov 10, 2018
If really she did that to you, over look her threat

The one she did to you is more painful than the one you did to her

But next time use your head,

Women will remain what they are

She is greedy, it pains her that her ATM is leaving her
Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by DanDeeBoss(m): 7:51pm On Nov 10, 2018
LightQueen:
I just weak after reading
cheesycheesycheesy
Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by MrCuteID(m): 8:31pm On Nov 10, 2018
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Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by Nobody: 9:43pm On Nov 10, 2018
MannieA:
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cheesy wow whose this angel

Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by Nobody: 9:46pm On Nov 10, 2018
MariaLavina:
Even knowing fully well what some Nigerian ladies are capable of? Aside that can a being be so gullible enough to trust some one he or she met not even up to a month that much? So you mean all the rants, lectures, advice niggas give themselves here are all lies. They do otherwise offline grin grin

The babe even withdraw 3 times at a go, leeches don't act that way. They are parasites and parasites act like rats. Easy, steady and calm. cheesy

And he took that calmly? like really?
there are two groups of ladies i avoid getting close to cheesy
the ones i see who loiter at ATM stands and the ones who loiter at shopping complexes grin

i do dat so as not to fall into the trap op fell into cheesy
Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by Nobody: 10:07pm On Nov 10, 2018
Twoclans:
Marty Biko give me your debit card PAN, just make sure it's a card where you have money undecided


I will blow up ur account lipsrsealed
grin grin

Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by MannieA(f): 11:50pm On Nov 10, 2018
lefulefu:
cheesy wow whose this angel
hiiii.....thanks for the compliment...
Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by biz2get(m): 11:54pm On Nov 10, 2018
Crazychris:
yea and I've learnt my lesson................... The money is not even the issue but threatening to punish me after all I've done for her is why I'm worried....
You are worried bcus you are a fuciking NICE GUY, Who gives girls 32k instead of 10k.

Guy text the idiot to goto hell joor. And block her number. What nonsense. Imagine and you still have her number saved.?
Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by Martin0(m): 6:53am On Nov 11, 2018
Twoclans:
Marty Biko give me your debit card PAN, just make sure it's a card where you have money undecided


I will blow up ur account lipsrsealed
OK send your number na!
Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by Rextizzle(m): 7:58am On Nov 11, 2018
Crazychris:
well if you dont believe this ma'am kindly take the next door out of the thread..
I will advise you to start dating foreign girls
Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by Crazychris(op): 8:08am On Nov 11, 2018
Rextizzle:
I will advise you to start dating foreign girls
really !! I will love that.
Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by Crazychris(op): 8:15am On Nov 11, 2018
dochenaj:
If this story is true, I'm sorry she does have a foothold to harm you if she is diabolical enough.

When you decided to have sex with her you didn't ask our opinion, if you did I would have advised you to avert this calamity.

Now all you can hope is that she is not too hurt to go diabolical on you.
that's just my fear bro, she even look more like an ogbanje person. But I don't care about her threat anymore.
Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by cronsberg: 8:27am On Nov 11, 2018
All i see here is a foolish guy. Do u know what that 32k could do in this buhari era? You could easily buy 50kg bag of foriegn rice for 14k, a carton of spaghetti for 3,500 naira, a carton of maggi for the same amount, a carton of sardines 5k, plus jombo sized bucket of powdered peak milk and milo, and even add a carton of hungry man sized indomie, a couple of nasco cornflakes cartons, jumbo pack ariel detergents and soaps, bathing soaps and body sprays, and even add some garri and semo with bush meat etc etc. Am sure all these things will last you atleast 2 months. But no, you allowed a girl in the name of girlfriend to withdraw it and spend within a day on flimsy things as shoes, hair etc your type will never dash a fellow guy a paltry 500 naira to eat. Dont worry, poverty will soon get hold of you
Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by IamPlato(m): 8:38am On Nov 11, 2018
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Its Not Like Nigerian Girls Are The Same, they Just Have Weak Will Power. They Prefer Copying what Another Has Done Which Is Quite Pathetic and Annoying
Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by daben1(m): 9:49am On Nov 11, 2018
Crazychris:
yea and I've learnt my lesson................... The money is not even the issue but threatening to punish me after all I've done for her is why I'm worried....
worried ke, how much Dem Dey fvck olosho? 1000, 1500, compared to 32k
nothing will happen, she's just "bittered"
you self suppose threaten am say you go make am useless for your money, she'll e the one begging.. naija girl threaten you and you Dey worry, lol
Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by Oyenike01(f): 10:00am On Nov 11, 2018
the comments here is the reason why am scared of guys. which one is more pussy to come?
Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by kizwid(m): 10:03am On Nov 11, 2018
IamD18:
A guy spent 31k for hot sex which they both enjoyed and you are calling him "Confirm guy"?
i wonder guy, where i de, de do blue film with ordinary viju and indomi... i will Bleep entire Edo girls with that 32k
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