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highqueen:
Hi baby, Good Evening.


I later applied dark blue

MariaLavina:
Dark blue is beautiful and cool especially on light skin. I always love it on my Sis ( she's light )


How was your day?

MariaLavina:
1 You are a half minute man

2 You have a tiny phallus

3 You have smelly sperm

4 Your balls stinks

5 You are selfish

6 You are boring

7 Your armpits smells

8 You can swallow a being up while kissing

9 You smooch like you are eating a dry orange

10 Your sweat stinks than a carcass



Should I continue?

lefulefu:
. .... why does d pant have to be dirty?

Oreofepeters:
Your right but that number 5 ain't part of the reason..

MannieA:
how sure are u

olsome:
Sometimes we tend to be so selfish with ourselves and we tend to try hard as to getting sex from a lady at all cost. if these ladies say no, we get angry, but if you know the secret behind their saying know, you will thank God. See reasons why some ladies say no sex to you.

(1) They are infected with disease and do not want to transfer it to you. No reasonable lady will say she has a disease. True story, a guy brought a lady to his house probably to have fun, but he was lucky the lady said she has HIV.

(2) Smelly vagina: Some ladies have infection that make their vagina smell horribly.. So no need to expose the odour.

(3) Just aborted: A lady that just aborted may still be in the trauma & may not want to have sex.

(4) Loves you for marriage: A lady may be sleeping around but wants to marry you. To keep you, she won't give you sex.

(5) You may dump her.

Oreofepeters:
very sure

MannieA:
nah....u aren't tho.... coz number 5 is true tho....

Colourich:
Go and hustle for money.

MannieA:
lol...I'm not even understanding

MannieA:
lol...I'm not even understanding

Oreofepeters:
well I wouldn't know the feeling more than you cos you're a female...... But in this 21 century, ladies ought to have known sex can't hold a man... just saying.....

charliboy654:
I wonder the kind of men u have been dating.

MannieA:
and doing backflips on his dick will keep a man....
...lol

MariaLavina:
Your kind of Man

Colourich:
Go and hustle for money.

CaptainMitch:
If you are rich, handsome, dress well and smell nice, na sex go dey rush you.

ImaIma1:
That smelling nice always takes the Cake for me.

lefulefu:
backflips on dick

MannieA:
.wat

lefulefu:
. . i am jus laighing at d description u gave abt babes doin backflips on a dic jus to please a man.now such a girl would be a gud stunt rider;-)

MannieA:
oh...okay.. lol....they are pros na......Masters in sexual affairs....

MannieA:
oh...okay.. lol....they are pros na......Masters in sexual affairs....

lefulefu:

MariaLavina:
1 You are a half minute man

2 You have a tiny phallus

3 You have smelly sperm

4 Your balls stinks

5 You are selfish

6 You are boring

7 Your armpits smells

8 You can swallow a being up while kissing

9 You smooch like you are eating a dry orange

10 Your sweat stinks than a carcass



Should I continue?

pansophist:

samysmoothfresh:
shut up!!