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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by NWABUKA007(m): 6:26pm On Nov 30, 2018
well the craziest thing that happened to me was that a gate fell on me but BY DIVINE INTERVENTION, I was unhurt except for my right leg which got healed two weeks after.

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by SEGLIZ: 6:29pm On Nov 30, 2018
Teniolasmart:
that number one is me.... Bro still surprised that my post is on naira land

you don't mean it!? I would want to take this for a joke.
did you really do throw mates shirts in the soakaway?
immediately I read your 'crazy act of the year' it took back to my school days.

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by shilenji(m): 6:31pm On Nov 30, 2018
my friend dared me to self-service with sardine oil,was d best experience eva
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by okwabayi(m): 7:40pm On Nov 30, 2018
The craziest thing I’ve done this year was change my weed man.
The craziest thing I did at age twelve was continuously rub my erect joystick on a female classmate’s backside.
Puberty had just started and with it came prolonged and unnecessary arousal.
Our teacher told us to gather round to view a science experiment when my JT had other ideas. I bumped into the female in front of me and it got excited.
I decided to rub it on what tickled my region. It felt good and I could tell she felt and was enjoying my action.
When the teacher told us to sit down I remember her turning back to catch a glimpse of my near embarrassed face.
She had a naughty look and she smiled slyly, silently agreeing to keep whatever happened between us a secret.

CC: Dudeweedlmao, EgunMogaji.
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by Nobody: 7:57pm On Nov 30, 2018
grow #1000 to #25,000 in bet9ja then loose all to a single bet when I changed my strategy.

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by ManIzHot: 7:58pm On Nov 30, 2018
credited my binary acc with some few dollars and I loss all trades same day
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by VajanahDischaj(f): 8:28pm On Nov 30, 2018
SIMPLYkush:
well, I only fvcked my pastors wife in the alter room while service was on, I used Bible pages to clean my spermed filled dick
so dry man

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by Sike(m): 8:33pm On Nov 30, 2018
abluck:
Travelled from ogun to kwara just to smash a chick shocked
You ain't alone on this one Bro. But it's all in the past.
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by Nobody: 8:42pm On Nov 30, 2018
Sike:
You ain't alone on this one Bro. But it's all in the past.

Mah niqqah grin
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by Nobody: 9:19pm On Nov 30, 2018
okwabayi:
The craziest thing I’ve done this year was change my weed man.
The craziest thing I did at age twelve was continuously rub my erect joystick on a female classmate’s backside.
Puberty had just started and with it came prolonged and unnecessary arousal.
Our teacher told us to gather round to view a science experiment when my JT had other ideas. I bumped into the female in front of me and it got excited.
I decided to rub it on what tickled my region. It felt good and I could tell she felt and was enjoying my action.
When the teacher told us to sit down I remember her turning back to catch a glimpse of my near embarrassed face.
She had a naughty look and she smiled slyly, silently agreeing to keep whatever happened between us a secret.

CC: Dudeweedlmao, EgunMogaji.

Of this I say.

Whomsoever quoted me with maliscious intent, may they take every ounce of bad luck into the coming tidings and beyond. Amen.
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by yanabasee(m): 9:26pm On Nov 30, 2018
SyberKate:
Used period pain to avoid s3xx

What's *period pain**??
It's rather Menstrual Cramps!!

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by dangoteinlaw: 9:29pm On Nov 30, 2018
IamD18:
The craziest thing I've done this year is masturbating to Lupita Amondi Nyong's picture with red oil and detergent.
isn't she that girl on wakanda, man that girl's hot. Never seen a black beauty as hers. Shuga was a banger
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by bravomd(m): 9:54pm On Nov 30, 2018
This year alone I can't recall how many married women I don bang. Pray to stay by next year.
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by okwabayi(m): 9:55pm On Nov 30, 2018
EgunMogaji:


Of this I say.

Whomsoever quoted me with maliscious intent, may they take every ounce of bad luck into the coming tidings and beyond. Amen.
Wetin dey do this one?
See you here forming importance.
My friend, read and get sense.
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by Davidddon(m): 10:10pm On Nov 30, 2018
Who knows devil beans.... Whoosh I chuk am for my slay queen water... See Michael Jackson dance abeg....
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by arise1015(m): 2:59am On Dec 01, 2018
play bet9ja with 200k and loss
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by Nobody: 3:23am On Dec 01, 2018
okwabayi:

Wetin dey do this one?
See you here forming importance.
My friend, read and get sense.

Importance? From some deranged and drugged lunatic online?

I’ll pass.
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by okwabayi(m): 6:07am On Dec 01, 2018
EgunMogaji:


Importance? From some deranged and drugged lunatic online?

I’ll pass.
Mumu.
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by Nobody: 7:47am On Dec 01, 2018
okwabayi:

Mumu.

Plankton.

Next time, like I warned your diseased self before, leave me username out of your illicit shyte.
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by Teniolasmart: 12:22pm On Dec 01, 2018
SEGLIZ:

you don't mean it!? I would want to take this for a joke.
did you really do throw mates shirts in the soakaway?
immediately I read your 'crazy act of the year' it took back to my school days.
. The idiot didn't want to pay back and he was spending money anyhow..... So I decided to do what will make him cry angry he actually didn't know I was the one, I also joined the search when he started looking for his shirt........... grin
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by SEGLIZ: 12:37pm On Dec 01, 2018
Teniolasmart:
. The idiot didn't want to pay back and he was spending money anyhow..... So I decided to do what will make him cry angry he actually didn't know I was the one, I also joined the search when he started looking for his shirt........... grin

one of those crazy things just too funny. one good thing about it is even if discovered people would not be able to say a word cos it beyond comprehension, how on earth would think such a thing? I do enjoy crazy moves that will keep everyone dumbfounded.
too bad but still a good one, good way to teach a greed and stingy fellow a good lesson. at least any shirt wey you go buy now I know say na me buy ham for you with my money, nobi say you out smart me kind of a thing.

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Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by okwabayi(m): 12:40pm On Dec 01, 2018
EgunMogaji:


Plankton.

Next time, like I warned your diseased self before, leave me username out of your illicit shyte.
Everybody forms something they’re not while in this forum. I wonder how wretched you are in real life.
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by Nobody: 1:30pm On Dec 01, 2018
okwabayi:

Everybody forms something they’re not while in this forum. I wonder how wretched you are in real life.

If I'm nobody then why quote me?

You need to go and get your malfunction examined.
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by okwabayi(m): 1:34pm On Dec 01, 2018
EgunMogaji:


If I'm nobody then why quote me?

You need to go and get your malfunction examined.
I have nothing better to do today so just like my actions towards you, you are inconsequential -- nothing more than an afterthought.
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by Nobody: 4:01pm On Dec 01, 2018
okwabayi:

I have nothing better to do today so just like my actions towards you, you are inconsequential -- nothing more than an afterthought.

I'm on vacation with free data and power, I'll flog you like the inconsequential toad that you are.

Next time you'll never mention me in your little pathetic life.
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by okwabayi(m): 4:33pm On Dec 01, 2018
EgunMogaji:


I'm on vacation with free data and power, I'll flog you like the inconsequential toad that you are.

Next time you'll never mention me in your little pathetic life.
Mscheew.
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by Nobody: 8:43pm On Dec 01, 2018
okwabayi:

Mscheew.

Next time quote delirious asinine losers, not me.
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by spenoiya(m): 9:08pm On Dec 01, 2018
IamD18:
The craziest thing I've done this year is masturbating to Lupita Amondi Nyong's picture with red oil and detergent.

�� bros nah so e hungry u.?
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by spenoiya(m): 9:11pm On Dec 01, 2018
Kjking:
wish i could say mine here


Nor b only u bro
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by Mikefrik(m): 9:13pm On Dec 01, 2018
EgunMogaji:

If I'm nobody then why quote me?
You need to go and get your malfunction examined.
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by okwabayi(m): 9:15pm On Dec 01, 2018
EgunMogaji:


Next time quote delirious asinine losers not me.
What a good description you gave yourself. I couldn't have said it better.
Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by Nobody: 9:43pm On Dec 01, 2018
okwabayi:

What a good description you gave yourself. I couldn't have said it better.

Of course you can't say it better because it fits you and your ilk to a t.

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