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A near impeccable write up.

Thumbs up op.


Saffi, you wee nor comman read now..........na only for mumu threads dem dey see you

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Pls I need advice........

If girlfriend she's not if caught with then with the guy he's is there

Not working out doesn't make you a grown woman??

Rubbish write up ..

AryEmber:
That number 5 is a no no for me and for your number 9, remember we dey for Ninja oh!

ibkayee:
God forbid

Biglittlelois:
It's only stupid girls that do 3, i can never do 5, 6 applies to fat girls, who work out epp 9 is not compulsory, this is Nigeria duuhh

NessaBoo:
I agree with her, she's totally right.

Heard it all before that it's the 21st century! Gender roles don't exist anymore! Women can play the role of men! Blah blah...Okay, perhaps you're right. But why would you want to? I'm all for women's rights, trust. I have had infinitely more opportunities than my grandmother or even my mother had, due to the courage of women who fought for our civil rights.

However, while our mothers and our grandmothers didn't have the opportunities we have, they did have something going for them. They well understood their role! And no, not in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant. I mean, humble, meek, strong, not pushy, passive, yet passionate.

Hence, when a woman sees an attractive man, she should hold back from approaching him. She is the crown jewel. The man should come and seek his prize!

Number 5 is for bold, highly confident and a potentially intelligent woman. You are simply not up to that class of ladies.

ponti93:
I dont collect numbers, i either give my card or i give my number, its your call

Your KP card?

deepwater:
11. never vote for APC again

And someone just dragged politics into it.

AryEmber:
That number 5 is a no no for me and for your number 9, remember we dey for Ninja oh!

So u no fit ask us out
We Dy ask una out we no knw weytin we Dy do ba?

Elder0001:
Continue giving green light till you end up in Shiloh

This same nonsense mentality is the reason you can't pay your own bills on a date in 2018

ponti93:
I dont collect numbers, i either give my card or i give my number, its your call

C Ronaldo spotted.
If she calls you know she likes you and if she doesn't then you burst the job.

Saving a guys digit as Mugu20

Tombrown3:
We tend to outgrow the bad habits we developed
in our younger years naturally. If those bad
habits didn’t die off, society wouldn’t be able to
function because we’d be a bunch of
unproductive adult-children sucking our thumbs
during meetings and biting our nails in the bread
aisle. But, for some people, certain pestiferous
habits stick around much longer than they
should. These habits should never follow a
woman into adulthood.


1. DATING “BAD BOYS.”
You’re not a rebel without a cause. You’re a
grown ass woman with a job, an apartment and
plants. You can’t, in all seriousness, have a “BUT
DADDY I LOVE HIM!” attitude and then go home
and pay your electric bill. Responsibility and
riding off into the sunset on a motorcycle with a
greasy-haired convicted felon will never mix. The
appeal of the “bad boy” should wear off at the
same time you outgrow your training bra.


2. GIVING OUT A FAKE NUMBER.
If you’re not interested in a guy and you don’t
want to give him your number, then don’t.
Turning someone down because you’re not
interested isn’t mean, but deliberately giving the
guy a wrong number is. So is giving him your
actual number and then ignoring all of his texts.
If you’re not interested, say so, and tell the guy to
have a good night. If he doesn’t leave you alone,
revert back into your gargoyle form until he gets
scared and leaves.


3. TELLING YOUR FRIENDS EVERY
DETAIL OF YOUR SEX LIFE.
Your friends do not want to picture you bent over
backwards doing the Chattanooga piledriver. It
may have been fun to swap stories when sex
was brand new for all of you, but its novelty has
likely worn off by now. The devil’s business is a
normal part of your lives and should remain
largely private, especially if your partner isn’t
comfortable with you describing every act in
graphic detail over brunch using whipped cream
and crepes to better illustrate your story.


4. EXCESSIVE SOCIAL MEDIA USAGE.
Do you really have nothing better to do than
spend hours digging through pictures and posts
from people you barely remember? If your life is
so boring that you spend most of it living
vicariously though everyone else online, maybe
you should get some hobbies. If a complete
stranger can look at your social media profiles
and quickly determine your work schedule, when
you get your period, the names of every stuffed
animal you’ve ever had and the consistency of
your last bowel movement, you are giving out
WAY too much information online. If you have
enough time to do that, people are going to think
you have no life.


5. NOT APPROACHING GUYS.
It’s 2018. You don’t have to sit around in your
tower waiting for some dude to come rescue you
and take you to see a fruity opera. If you see
someone who interests you, walk over to him
and strike up a conversation. There’s nothing
wrong with a woman making the first approach.
That “women must be chased” BS needs to die
in a fire along with lime-flavored candy and
duckface.


6. NOT WORKING OUT.
You don’t need to hit the gym so hard that you
become a female version of The Mountain, but
staying active is important for all adults.
Spending all of your free time sitting on your butt
shoveling sugar into your face is going to land
you on an episode of My 600-lb Life. You only
get one body, so make an effort to take care of
it.

7. FAILING TO TAKE OFF YOUR
MAKEUP AT THE END OF THE DAY.
There is no excuse for this one. All you need is a
makeup wipe or a bottle of face wash. Cleaning
everything off takes two minutes tops. Your skin
needs to breathe while you sleep, not suffocate
under a day’s worth of makeup and other dirt
and grime. Leaving makeup on overnight can
cause premature aging, breakouts and defiled
pillow cases, among other things. Just wipe
yourself off. It isn’t difficult to do that in other
areas.


8. COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR BODY.
If you wanted to annoy your friends and make
your boyfriend/husband uncomfortable with your
insecurities, then you succeeded. Otherwise,
complaining about your body accomplishes
nothing. There’s no point in comparing your body
to someone else’s when they look a certain way
and you don’t. We’re all different and our bodies
will respond to stress and aging in various ways
over time. If there’s something about your
appearance that bothers you and you have the
power to change it, then by all means, change it.
Just don’t voice your complaints constantly to
people who have already reassured you that no,
you don’t look fat in those jeans.


9. NOT SEEING A GYNECOLOGIST
REGULARLY.
Lady parts, though awesome, need regular
maintenance. It’s important to keep yourself
informed on what’s happening down there,
especially if you have a predisposition to things
like cervical cancer or endometriosis. Regular
check ups are good for your health and your
peace of mind. See a good doctor regularly and
make sure all of your lady machinery is in tip-top
shape and ready to go.


10. STAYING IN UNHEALTHY
RELATIONSHIPS FOR WAY TOO LONG.
Enough with the flimsy, BS excuses. You’re an
adult, and you’re miserable with the guy. You
don’t have to stay in a bad relationship the same
way you don’t have to stand in a puddle of urine
in the kiddie pool. Whatever your (disturbing)
reasons are, you’re there by choice even though
there are plenty of better places to be. All you
need is enough willpower to walk away.

Naija women will forever remain dumb and stvpid!


I advise our guys should stop following those piece of shiit called Naija women

Tombrown3:
5. NOT APPROACHING GUYS.
It’s 2018. You don’t have to sit around in your
tower waiting for some dude to come rescue you
and take you to see a fruity opera. If you see
someone who interests you, walk over to him
and strike up a conversation. There’s nothing
wrong with a woman making the first approach.
That “women must be chased” BS needs to die
in a fire along with lime-flavored candy and
duckface.

God forbid

Ok.

ibkayee:
God forbid

lilly-livered freak geek!!

samysmoothfresh:
lilly-livered freak geek!!

I'm a freak too, why'd you cross it out

Elder0001:
Continue giving green light till you end up in Shiloh

This same nonsense mentality is the reason you can't pay your own bills on a date in 2018

I agree with her, she's totally right.

Heard it all before that it's the 21st century! Gender roles don't exist anymore! Women can play the role of men! Blah blah...Okay, perhaps you're right. But why would you want to? I'm all for women's rights, trust. I have had infinitely more opportunities than my grandmother or even my mother had, due to the courage of women who fought for our civil rights.

However, while our mothers and our grandmothers didn't have the opportunities we have, they did have something going for them. They well understood their role! And no, not in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant. I mean, humble, meek, strong, not pushy, passive, yet passionate.

Hence, when a woman sees an attractive man, she should hold back from approaching him. She is the crown jewel. The man should come and seek his prize!

Tombrown3:
We tend to outgrow the bad habits we developed
in our younger years naturally. If those bad
habits didn’t die off, society wouldn’t be able to
function because we’d be a bunch of
unproductive adult-children sucking our thumbs
during meetings and biting our nails in the bread
aisle. But, for some people, certain pestiferous
habits stick around much longer than they
should. These habits should never follow a
woman into adulthood.


1. DATING “BAD BOYS.”
You’re not a rebel without a cause. You’re a
grown ass woman with a job, an apartment and
plants. You can’t, in all seriousness, have a “BUT
DADDY I LOVE HIM!” attitude and then go home
and pay your electric bill. Responsibility and
riding off into the sunset on a motorcycle with a
greasy-haired convicted felon will never mix. The
appeal of the “bad boy” should wear off at the
same time you outgrow your training bra.


2. GIVING OUT A FAKE NUMBER.
If you’re not interested in a guy and you don’t
want to give him your number, then don’t.
Turning someone down because you’re not
interested isn’t mean, but deliberately giving the
guy a wrong number is. So is giving him your
actual number and then ignoring all of his texts.
If you’re not interested, say so, and tell the guy to
have a good night. If he doesn’t leave you alone,
revert back into your gargoyle form until he gets
scared and leaves.


3. TELLING YOUR FRIENDS EVERY
DETAIL OF YOUR SEX LIFE.
Your friends do not want to picture you bent over
backwards doing the Chattanooga piledriver. It
may have been fun to swap stories when sex
was brand new for all of you, but its novelty has
likely worn off by now. The devil’s business is a
normal part of your lives and should remain
largely private, especially if your partner isn’t
comfortable with you describing every act in
graphic detail over brunch using whipped cream
and crepes to better illustrate your story.


4. EXCESSIVE SOCIAL MEDIA USAGE.
Do you really have nothing better to do than
spend hours digging through pictures and posts
from people you barely remember? If your life is
so boring that you spend most of it living
vicariously though everyone else online, maybe
you should get some hobbies. If a complete
stranger can look at your social media profiles
and quickly determine your work schedule, when
you get your period, the names of every stuffed
animal you’ve ever had and the consistency of
your last bowel movement, you are giving out
WAY too much information online. If you have
enough time to do that, people are going to think
you have no life.


5. NOT APPROACHING GUYS.
It’s 2018. You don’t have to sit around in your
tower waiting for some dude to come rescue you
and take you to see a fruity opera. If you see
someone who interests you, walk over to him
and strike up a conversation. There’s nothing
wrong with a woman making the first approach.
That “women must be chased” BS needs to die
in a fire along with lime-flavored candy and
duckface.


6. NOT WORKING OUT.
You don’t need to hit the gym so hard that you
become a female version of The Mountain, but
staying active is important for all adults.
Spending all of your free time sitting on your butt
shoveling sugar into your face is going to land
you on an episode of My 600-lb Life. You only
get one body, so make an effort to take care of
it.

7. FAILING TO TAKE OFF YOUR
MAKEUP AT THE END OF THE DAY.
There is no excuse for this one. All you need is a
makeup wipe or a bottle of face wash. Cleaning
everything off takes two minutes tops. Your skin
needs to breathe while you sleep, not suffocate
under a day’s worth of makeup and other dirt
and grime. Leaving makeup on overnight can
cause premature aging, breakouts and defiled
pillow cases, among other things. Just wipe
yourself off. It isn’t difficult to do that in other
areas.


8. COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR BODY.
If you wanted to annoy your friends and make
your boyfriend/husband uncomfortable with your
insecurities, then you succeeded. Otherwise,
complaining about your body accomplishes
nothing. There’s no point in comparing your body
to someone else’s when they look a certain way
and you don’t. We’re all different and our bodies
will respond to stress and aging in various ways
over time. If there’s something about your
appearance that bothers you and you have the
power to change it, then by all means, change it.
Just don’t voice your complaints constantly to
people who have already reassured you that no,
you don’t look fat in those jeans.


9. NOT SEEING A GYNECOLOGIST
REGULARLY.
Lady parts, though awesome, need regular
maintenance. It’s important to keep yourself
informed on what’s happening down there,
especially if you have a predisposition to things
like cervical cancer or endometriosis. Regular
check ups are good for your health and your
peace of mind. See a good doctor regularly and
make sure all of your lady machinery is in tip-top
shape and ready to go.


10. STAYING IN UNHEALTHY
RELATIONSHIPS FOR WAY TOO LONG.
Enough with the flimsy, BS excuses. You’re an
adult, and you’re miserable with the guy. You
don’t have to stay in a bad relationship the same
way you don’t have to stand in a puddle of urine
in the kiddie pool. Whatever your (disturbing)
reasons are, you’re there by choice even though
there are plenty of better places to be. All you
need is enough willpower to walk away.

Good


If you didn't write this quote your source please
I hate plagiarism like amala and oily soup

Colourich:
Ladies love talking about their sex life, from there they learn different sex styles and become experienced sexually, a problem shared is half solved, if you know, you know.



I don't understand, am I supposed to be approaching guys? please I'm not yet 30.

Pls don't wait till 30.

ibkayee:
I'm a freak too, why'd you cross it out

freak, keep "sitting around in your tower waiting for a dude to come rescue and take you to see a fruity opera" till you reach.............

You are a real councillor.

Bullshit.

12. Gossiping. A really bad & destructive habit. Inability to keep other people's info to yourself. 13. Not minding your business, always wanting to know what's going on in another person's life. 14. Disposing waste items - water sachets, biscuit packaging, fruits waste- anywhere besides the trash can 15. Being rude. Some women think rude is cute - it ain't!!

samysmoothfresh:
freak, keep "sitting around in your tower waiting for a dude to come rescue and take you to see a fruity opera" till you reach.............

Not with all these thirsty Nigerian guys around

ibkayee:
Not with all these thirsty Nigerian guys around

coward!!!


The great freak. Ibkayee, scared of mere "thirsty nigerian guys"..........Shocking!!!

Like whats the worst that could happen?

Ladies I am GYNECOLOGIST....I can always check you guys for free....I like to know what goes on there.....try me at your own risk

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samysmoothfresh:
coward!!!


The great freak. Ibkayee, scared of mere "thirsty nigerian guys"..........Shocking!!!

Like whats the worst that could happen?

Lol what is there to be scared of? I wouldn’t approach any guy, no matter the ethnicity

stevups:
Pls don't wait till 30.

I'm a bit shy, I can't approach a man, also I'm used to men approaching me, its kinda awkward doing their thing.