I stopped reading when I saw prophet....

1) You have no right to beat someone's child whether girlfriend, wife or sister. Just discipline your child to some extent, when your child is about 14 years beating him/her should be out of the book. You get more creative in correcting them but not beating sir.


2) Get your mum a washing machine and a maid. Even if your girl agreed to washing the woman's clothes just to answer wife material, she can't continue it 3 months after marriage. More responsibility will make it impossible for her and your mum will start seeing her as a bad woman. Please who has been washing her clothes before the girl came into the picture.

3) Do the complete marriage rite before your wedding according to the girl's tribe.

4) Are there no males in the both families that can reason well? Only hear of the girl's mum and your mommy. Father's won't find fault in whose not washing their clothes.

If possible move far from both families homes.

All these poor men...you rented a flat in one slum and you think you are rich....see your mouth...At 36yrs baba is boasting of window unit AC and a rented house...no car..no property in a nice cozy area...lmfao

If I were a girl,I no go near poor people. .very frustrated set of people. ..very mean and wicked. ...she should go and wash for your mother...anumanu like you....you even hit her....lol

Poor,angry,wicked and frustrated boastful soul like u....you want to suffer someone's child....mommy's boy at 36yrs. ...Mr I have AC in ajamgbadi. ..smelly man...get lost jare.

Which kain op be this sef ??

Truckpusher:
Which kain op be this sef ??

He is a funny op and a good friend of Mine, he always mentions me in all his psosts (I don't know why tho).
One day, I would ask him if he writes in his dialect then translates to English using google translator app...

To the post, a lot has bn mentioned here: but the one that gained my most attention is the area of beating the wife to be, I hate that part. Jakande, u need to change that immediately if u want me to still follow u.
Another one is making ur wife to wash ur mum's clothes, not bad tho but let it be voluntary thing and prepare ur mind n mum's mind for expiry date.
Better option is staying a Lil far away from both families since issues are coming up already.
Lastly, love is very key in any relationship, this one wey u (op) don dey reason another Yoruba girl against the IBO girl u started with, I yam nor understanding...

coolcatty:
All these poor men...you rented a flat in one slum and you think you are rich....see your mouth...At 36yrs baba is boasting of window unit AC and a rented house...no car..no property in a nice cozy area...lmfao

If I were a girl,I no go near poor people. .very frustrated set of people. ..very mean and wicked. ...she should go and wash for your mother...anumanu like you....you even hit her....lol

Poor,angry,wicked and frustrated boastful soul like u....you want to suffer someone's child....mommy's boy at 36yrs. ...Mr I have AC in ajamgbadi. ..smelly man...get lost jare.

carammel:
The op sounds like he is trolling anyway. .

In the event that this is true, the only thing that caught my attention is that "her mother said you should stop beating her daughter", but you won't stop because even the girl knows she deserves the beatings humor me please.

Una go dey alright lasslass.

Honestly I think say na only me see the bolded

your written english brought tears to my eyes ,

people like u should not get married for the following reasons .

1. you are a mummy's boy you will never see anything wrong in what your mum will be to your wife , imagine asking if anything is wrong with your fiance washing your mum's clothes at weekend . is she your slave ?


2. you are poor , listed washing machine as one I'd your life achievement ...chaii poverty ...


3. you are close to your mum, j even had to rent a house close to her , my guy abeg marry your mama peacefully let your girlfriend ,her mum and Niaralanders have peace of mind .


4. you are not educated and you are proud ... Tufiakwa

carammel:
The op sounds like he is trolling anyway. .

In the event that this is true, the only thing that caught my attention is that "her mother said you should stop beating her daughter", but you won't stop because even the girl knows she deserves the beatings, humor me please.

Una go dey alright lasslass.

Maybe na love now

Chai! Problem is you’re not only ignorant, you’re a boastful one at that.

See what you listed as your life’s achievement at 36, and you are somebody’s spec like this now.

I just feel pity for the woman that ends up with you, the road ahead will be very rough for her.

Eketem:
First problem here is you are not smart, you think having AC and washing machine means you are ready for marriage.


Second thing is you are a hypocrite, you want to be close to your mom marry a woman that will become her househelp, weekend she is supposed to be resting like a human being she will go and be slaving for your mom but you don't want her own mother to protected her, so you sef weekend go and be cutting grass in her mother's compound and cleaning gutter.

Last thing is you are abusive, go and get help, violence is not the best way to resolve conflicts there will be more conflicts after marriage. You are almost 40 I hope you don't enter your 40s with foolishness

I won't let my sister marry such a man

Boyooosa:

He is a funny op and a good friend of Mine, he always mentions me in all his psosts (I don't know why tho).
One day, I would ask him if he writes in his dialect then translates to English using google translator app...

...

Do you know him off the forum? Is he like this in real life? I don't take his posts seriously cos I believe he's an attention seeking troll.

Colourich:
The mother is right, I can't give my daughter away to a riffraff like you. Ciao

see ugly babboon is talking may god purnish u if not nairaland can u talk rubbish to me in life. See other blog matured but u did with ur useless brian

Asey:
It is not a bad thing to wash for a GOOD to be mother-in-law or already mother-in-law.
Most of the time it is never ideal to stay close to both parents after marriage. Today, you can hit your chest and swear you know your mom too well and that she won't cause any problems between you two. Your to be mother-in-law is only trying to protect her daughter from any marital wahala.
I hope you know human beings are prone to change. The probability that your mum might change positively or negatively after marriage is 50 50.
Please note that marriage is not about how well furnished your apartment is. You can have a well furnished apartment and still face issues from different angles.

I also believe your lady's mom should take her time. It's not as easy as she thinks. Try talking to her. Convince her that you will make arrangements to move after marriage.
RESPECT is RECIPROCAL.

I wish you well.

tank u dear sis der is nothing wrong washing for ur mom and dats how I want my girl to be to my mom. I know my mom cant try rubbish cos she know if am angry I can do and undo I will try to beg my mother in law and so she like me. Am still working hard for more property. I can park far if I want but since my dad is no more mom is in pains. I respect my girl a lot. Tnx for matured advice

bujebudanu1:
Well.i didn't understand the comprehension.

Owning a house with AC , washing machine and the likes even a car.is that what you call successful?

am trying my best building my life small small I dont envy anybody I eat wat I want buy Wat I want I know Hippocrates dat steal and show d world dat dey are rich

Pearl05:
1) You have no right to beat someone's child whether girlfriend, wife or sister. Just discipline your child to some extent, when your child is about 14 years beating him/her should be out of the book. You get more creative in correcting them but not beating sir.


2) Get your mum a washing machine and a maid. Even if your girl agreed to washing the woman's clothes just to answer wife material, she can't continue it 3 months after marriage. More responsibility will make it impossible for her and your mum will start seeing her as a bad woman. Please who has been washing her clothes before the girl came into the picture.

3) Do the complete marriage rite before your wedding according to the girl's tribe.

4) Are there no males in the both families that can reason well? Only hear of the girl's mum and your mommy. Father's won't find fault in whose not washing their clothes.

If possible move far from both families homes.

tnx for the advise dear

coolcatty:
All these poor men...you rented a flat in one slum and you think you are rich....see your mouth...At 36yrs baba is boasting of window unit AC and a rented house...no car..no property in a nice cozy area...lmfao

If I were a girl,I no go near poor people. .very frustrated set of people. ..very mean and wicked. ...she should go and wash for your mother...anumanu like you....you even hit her....lol

Poor,angry,wicked and frustrated boastful soul like u....you want to suffer someone's child....mommy's boy at 36yrs. ...Mr I have AC in ajamgbadi. ..smelly man...get lost jare.

god will purnish u asshole go to hell

dominique:


Do you know him off the forum? Is he like this in real life? I don't take his posts seriously cos I believe he's an attention seeking troll.

He's a character. Disregard his solecism but take good keen in his posts, by that you will understand that he is an egotistic harlequin. You will catch your fun through his ineptitude epistle and still learn new veracity. Take that from me.

darlenese:
your written english brought tears to my eyes ,

people like u should not get married for the following reasons .

1. you are a mummy's boy you will never see anything wrong in what your mum will be to your wife , imagine asking if anything is wrong with your fiance washing your mum's clothes at weekend . is she your slave ?


2. you are poor , listed washing machine as one I'd your life achievement ...chaii poverty ...


3. you are close to your mum, j even had to rent a house close to her , my guy abeg marry your mama peacefully let your girlfriend ,her mum and Niaralanders have peace of mind .


4. you are not educated and you are proud ... Tufiakwa

it is u dat will not marry in life cos ur genaration is too poor to do wedding. In ur family who have use AC. Am a grad and attend d best in Nigeria not a barstard drop out like u

CanadianNaija:
Chai! Problem is you’re not only ignorant, you’re a boastful one at that.

See what you listed as your life’s achievement at 36, and you are somebody’s spec like this now.

I just feel pity for the woman that ends up with you, the road ahead will be very rough for her.

d girl I will marry is beta Dan u. I promise u dat

Boyooosa:

He is a funny op and a good friend of Mine, he always mentions me in all his psosts (I don't know why tho).
One day, I would ask him if he writes in his dialect then translates to English using google translator app...

To the post, a lot has bn mentioned here: but the one that gained my most attention is the area of beating the wife to be, I hate that part. Jakande, u need to change that immediately if u want me to still follow u.
Another one is making ur wife to wash ur mum's clothes, not bad tho but let it be voluntary thing and prepare ur mind n mum's mind for expiry date.
Better option is staying a Lil far away from both families since issues are coming up already.
Lastly, love is very key in any relationship, this one wey u (op) don dey reason another Yoruba girl against the IBO girl u started with, I yam nor understanding...

the Ibo girl is my ex and I dont force my woman to wash for my mum. Only animal beat woman but Check my old blog why I beat her

jakandeola:
it is u dat will not marry in life cos ur genaration is too poor to do wedding. In ur family who have use AC. Am a grad and attend d best in Nigeria not a barstard drop out like u

Rip English .

you are even worse than I thought , hahahhaa congratulations its not easy to be the first person to own an AC in your entire village.

your level of poverty is amazing .

darlenese:





Rip English .

you are even worse than I thought , hahahhaa congratulations its not easy to be the first person to own an AC in your entire village.

your level of poverty is amazing .

baby girl I will ignore u

jakandeola:
d girl I will marry is beta Dan u. I promise u dat

She can’t be if you’re her spec. Sorry, you no reach.

jakandeola:
the Ibo girl is my ex and I dont force my woman to wash for my mum. Only animal beat woman but Check my old blog why I beat her

At least you have admitted that you are an animal since you beat women.

CanadianNaija:


At least you have admitted that you are an animal since you beat women.

jakandeola:
god will purnish u asshole go to hell

Remember the adage ..a f000l at forty...you have less than 4yrs more to turn forty but i make bold to proclaim that you are a certified,authenticated,factory fitted myopic and poor f000l.....

Its where you see women that you have power.....Mr i have window unit AC at 36yrs....go to alaba and see boys way younger than you buying up the whole lagos.....wretched top loader manual washing machine owning elder like you is boasting with a rented dilapidated 2rooms sparsely furnished apartment in ajamgbadi....

Azu amu

This is the most hilarious topic I came across this year. Mod, please kindly move it to the joke section. Op must be a CLOWN!

jakandeola:
is it a bad thing to wash for ur mom. If u cook for ur mother in law does that make u a slave. U were born foolish and lived ur life in a foolish way

Fool at 40

coolcatty:


Remember the adage ..a f000l at forty...you have less than 4yrs more to turn forty but i make bold to proclaim that you are a certified,authenticated,factory fitted myopic and poor f000l.....

Its where you see women that you have power.....Mr i have window unit AC at 36yrs....go to alaba and see boys way younger than you buying up the whole lagos.....wretched top loader manual washing machine owning elder like you is boasting with a rented dilapidated 2rooms sparsely furnished apartment in ajamgbadi....

Azu amu