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Pagan Nuggets by HappyPagan: 9:03am On Dec 12, 2018 |
Short words of wisdom, for the saved and unsaved. 3 Likes |
Re: Pagan Nuggets by HappyPagan: 9:05am On Dec 12, 2018 |
'Keep your eyes on heavenly things', the pastor reminded them, as he stepped out from his private jet and into his limo. 14 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Pagan Nuggets by HappyPagan: 9:07am On Dec 12, 2018 |
What if God and Satan are twin brothers, fighting ovee the kingdom that is our heart? 5 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Pagan Nuggets by sukerefakere(m): 10:04am On Dec 12, 2018 |
HappyPagan:Gokada!! Oya park. Here na my Bus stop 1 Like |
Re: Pagan Nuggets by spongeisback: 5:29pm On Dec 12, 2018 |
Sorry for hijacking. 3 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Pagan Nuggets by spongeisback: 5:33pm On Dec 12, 2018 |
...... 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Pagan Nuggets by HappyPagan: 11:40pm On Dec 12, 2018 |
Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders? 1 Like |
Re: Pagan Nuggets by HappyPagan: 11:40pm On Dec 12, 2018 |
spongeisback:No wahala. |
Re: Pagan Nuggets by LordReed(m): 9:51am On Dec 13, 2018 |
HappyPagan: Hilariously and sadly true. I am beginning to suspect that even Christians are starting to doubt the Jesus is coming soon message, why else would they be building 100k capacity church auditoriums and buying private jets? 3 Likes |
Re: Pagan Nuggets by HappyPagan: 8:58pm On Dec 25, 2018 |
They build churches to keep you entertained, Come, clap, dance and worship a Mighty God Invisible, no one can see only feel. They build churches to keep you coming New AC, new guitar, pastors lodge and quarters Jesus is the greatest The greatest business name "Shall My Father's house be turned into a den for vipers?" Christ asked the Christian This is my Papa's House My Father. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Pagan Nuggets by HappyPagan: 9:44pm On Dec 25, 2018 |
What if Jesus died in Africa Born of a carpenter Welcomed by three dibias With cowries, yams and talismans What if Jesus died in Africa Faraway from Mecca And closer to Abuja, Aso Rock, his path on Passover What if Jesus died in Africa His cross made of rafia Stoned with mounds of eba Alomo passed to him as his soul crossed over But Jesus didnt die in Africa No eba was stoned at Golgotha The son of David had no idea whatsoever That there was a land called Africa. 8 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Pagan Nuggets by HappyPagan: 9:48pm On Dec 25, 2018 |
Ok. Going through my old posts is giving me wild erections. Didn't know I have sense like this. Abraham's blessings are ours. We are blessed. We are blessed. No matter what the devil tells us, we are blessed. Yeah, though African youths scale dark and trembling seas to make a living yonder, Africa is blessed. Though our hearts bleed as all around us conform us to the lowest standards of living, we are blessed. God loves us. We are strong though the forces that be against us be vile. We survive. Ooooo Africa, Motherland, the God of Israel loves you. Yes he loves our nappy hair, fat booties and dark skin. He loves how we dance and worship in his presence. Oh African praise is a sweet-smelling savor to his eternal nostrils. So dance and sing and praise. Claim the blessings of Abraham as you survive in a harsh economy. Plead the blood of Jesus as you travel on cursed roads. Rub the annointing oil that breaks the yoke on your sick child. Donate your widow's mite to the humble servants. Do all this and watch me open the windows of heaven over your land. Amen. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Pagan Nuggets by JeromeBlack: 9:30am On Dec 26, 2018 |
HappyPagan: Merry Christmas. Oga, I am copying this. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Pagan Nuggets by Daeylar(f): 12:04pm On Dec 26, 2018 |
HappyPagan: But you didn't get any urge to finish your old stories? |
Re: Pagan Nuggets by HappyPagan: 8:46pm On Dec 26, 2018 |
Daeylar:Give me links pls.... I get confused, ehn, sometimes. |
Re: Pagan Nuggets by Daeylar(f): 12:36am On Dec 27, 2018 |
HappyPagan:Mostly the stories you showed me yourself, especially the Adam and eve creation story you wrote in pidgin. I'll look for a link |
Re: Pagan Nuggets by HappyPagan: 3:19pm On Dec 27, 2018 |
Daeylar:Nice, I will really appreciate that. |
Re: Pagan Nuggets by Daeylar(f): 5:12pm On Dec 27, 2018 |
HappyPagan:This is the story I was talking about Luciferean series |
Re: Pagan Nuggets by HappyPagan: 8:44am On Dec 29, 2018 |
Daeylar: This ended once they left the garden. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Pagan Nuggets by Dantedasz(m): 10:43am On Jan 11, 2019 |
LordReed: The pastors in their hearts know that religion is rubbish. So they are making the most of their opportunity to fleece their gullible followers. 2 Likes |
Re: Pagan Nuggets by LordReed(m): 10:55am On Jan 11, 2019 |
Dantedasz: They really are. Imagine making 1billion naira investment for each of your children, your wife and yourself. |
Re: Pagan Nuggets by frank317: 8:08pm On Jan 11, 2019 |
HappyPagan: Posted this shit on my Facebook page and everyone is asking who this? meeeeeeeen I had to lie that it was me...pls forgive me in the name of Jesus. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Pagan Nuggets by frank317: 8:10pm On Jan 11, 2019 |
HappyPagan: Next work I am going to plagiarise... Call police 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Pagan Nuggets by LordReed(m): 8:51pm On Jan 11, 2019 |
HappyPagan, please keep it coming. |
Re: Pagan Nuggets by Nobody: 1:19am On Jan 12, 2019 |
Keep the fire burning, Hell is real. |
Re: Pagan Nuggets by JeromeBlack: 10:00am On Jan 19, 2019 |
frank317: |
Re: Pagan Nuggets by HappyPagan: 1:55pm On Jan 19, 2019 |
Embrace Hell Fire. Find freedom. The heat is just to scare you off. Those bold enough to look behind the curtain will see great things. Embrace Knowledge. Despise ignorance. Knowledge is the road to wisdom, adorned with lessons from the past and present. Ignorance is how we begin, a steady companion in our journey. Stay humble. The mind free from Christ seeks to find another identity. A cover. Some protection. You will only find peace when you find peace with your self. Friends and family will despise you, hate you, find you disgusting. I've heard my mum say prayers, asking God to save her prodigal son. It feels blood is all that connects me to them now. Find peace with your self. That's how I've scaled through. 1 Like |
Re: Pagan Nuggets by alphaNomega: 4:55pm On Jan 19, 2019 |
HappyPagan: Sorry to burst your bubble dude, Hell does not exist. |
Re: Pagan Nuggets by LordReed(m): 7:46am On Jan 20, 2019 |
HappyPagan: Its one of the most satisfying things about dropping belief in god, some of those inner conflicts are gone. 1 Like |
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