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Pagan Nuggets by HappyPagan: 9:03am On Dec 12, 2018
Short words of wisdom, for the saved and unsaved.

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Re: Pagan Nuggets by HappyPagan: 9:05am On Dec 12, 2018
'Keep your eyes on heavenly things', the pastor reminded them, as he stepped out from his private jet and into his limo.

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Re: Pagan Nuggets by HappyPagan: 9:07am On Dec 12, 2018
What if God and Satan are twin brothers, fighting ovee the kingdom that is our heart?

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Re: Pagan Nuggets by sukerefakere(m): 10:04am On Dec 12, 2018
HappyPagan:
What if God and Satan are twin brothers, fighting ovee the kingdom that is our heart?
Gokada!!

Oya park. Here na my Bus stop

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Re: Pagan Nuggets by spongeisback: 5:29pm On Dec 12, 2018
Sorry for hijacking.

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Re: Pagan Nuggets by spongeisback: 5:33pm On Dec 12, 2018
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Re: Pagan Nuggets by HappyPagan: 11:40pm On Dec 12, 2018
Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?

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Re: Pagan Nuggets by HappyPagan: 11:40pm On Dec 12, 2018
spongeisback:
Sorry for hijacking.
No wahala.
Re: Pagan Nuggets by LordReed(m): 9:51am On Dec 13, 2018
HappyPagan:
'Keep your eyes on heavenly things', the pastor reminded them, as he stepped out from his private jet and into his limo.

Hilariously and sadly true. I am beginning to suspect that even Christians are starting to doubt the Jesus is coming soon message, why else would they be building 100k capacity church auditoriums and buying private jets?

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Re: Pagan Nuggets by HappyPagan: 8:58pm On Dec 25, 2018
They build churches to keep you entertained,
Come, clap, dance and worship a Mighty God
Invisible, no one can see
only feel.

They build churches to keep you coming
New AC, new guitar, pastors lodge and quarters
Jesus is the greatest
The greatest business name

"Shall My Father's house be turned into a den for vipers?"
Christ asked the Christian
This is my Papa's House
My Father.

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Re: Pagan Nuggets by HappyPagan: 9:44pm On Dec 25, 2018
What if Jesus died in Africa
Born of a carpenter
Welcomed by three dibias
With cowries, yams and talismans

What if Jesus died in Africa
Faraway from Mecca
And closer to Abuja,
Aso Rock, his path on Passover

What if Jesus died in Africa
His cross made of rafia
Stoned with mounds of eba
Alomo passed to him as his soul crossed over

But Jesus didnt die in Africa
No eba was stoned at Golgotha
The son of David had no idea whatsoever
That there was a land called Africa.

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Re: Pagan Nuggets by HappyPagan: 9:48pm On Dec 25, 2018
Ok. Going through my old posts is giving me wild erections. grin grin grin grin

Didn't know I have sense like this.

Abraham's blessings are ours. We are blessed. We are blessed. No matter what the devil tells us, we are blessed.

Yeah, though African youths scale dark and trembling seas to make a living yonder, Africa is blessed.
Though our hearts bleed as all around us conform us to the lowest standards of living, we are blessed.

God loves us. We are strong though the forces that be against us be vile. We survive. Ooooo Africa, Motherland, the God of Israel loves you. Yes he loves our nappy hair, fat booties and dark skin. He loves how we dance and worship in his presence. Oh African praise is a sweet-smelling savor to his eternal nostrils.

So dance and sing and praise. Claim the blessings of Abraham as you survive in a harsh economy. Plead the blood of Jesus as you travel on cursed roads. Rub the annointing oil that breaks the yoke on your sick child. Donate your widow's mite to the humble servants. Do all this and watch me open the windows of heaven over your land. Amen.

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Re: Pagan Nuggets by JeromeBlack: 9:30am On Dec 26, 2018
HappyPagan:
What if Jesus died in Africa
Born of a carpenter
Welcomed by three dibias
With cowries, yams and talismans

What if Jesus died in Africa
Faraway from Mecca
And closer to Abuja,
Aso Rock, his path on Passover

What if Jesus died in Africa
His cross made of rafia
Stoned with mounds of eba
Alomo passed to him as his soul crossed over

But Jesus didnt die in Africa
No eba was stoned at Golgotha
The son of David had no idea whatsoever
That there was a land called Africa.

Merry Christmas. Oga, I am copying this.

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Re: Pagan Nuggets by Daeylar(f): 12:04pm On Dec 26, 2018
HappyPagan:
Ok. Going through my old posts is giving me wild erections. grin grin grin grin

But you didn't get any urge to finish your old stories? embarassed
Re: Pagan Nuggets by HappyPagan: 8:46pm On Dec 26, 2018
Daeylar:


But you didn't get any urge to finish your old stories? embarassed
Give me links pls.... I get confused, ehn, sometimes.
Re: Pagan Nuggets by Daeylar(f): 12:36am On Dec 27, 2018
HappyPagan:

Give me links pls.... I get confused, ehn, sometimes.
Mostly the stories you showed me yourself, especially the Adam and eve creation story you wrote in pidgin. I'll look for a link
Re: Pagan Nuggets by HappyPagan: 3:19pm On Dec 27, 2018
Daeylar:

Mostly the stories you showed me yourself, especially the Adam and eve creation story you wrote in pidgin. I'll look for a link
Nice, I will really appreciate that.
Re: Pagan Nuggets by Daeylar(f): 5:12pm On Dec 27, 2018
HappyPagan:

Nice, I will really appreciate that.
This is the story I was talking about Luciferean series
Re: Pagan Nuggets by HappyPagan: 8:44am On Dec 29, 2018
Daeylar:

This is the story I was talking about Luciferean series

This ended once they left the garden.

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Re: Pagan Nuggets by Dantedasz: 10:43am On Jan 11
LordReed:


Hilariously and sadly true. I am beginning to suspect that even Christians are starting to doubt the Jesus is coming soon message, why else would they be building 100k capacity church auditoriums and buying private jets?

The pastors in their hearts know that religion is rubbish. So they are making the most of their opportunity to fleece their gullible followers.

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Re: Pagan Nuggets by LordReed(m): 10:55am On Jan 11
Dantedasz:


The pastors in their hearts know that religion is rubbish. So they are making the most of their opportunity to fleece their gullible followers.

They really are. Imagine making 1billion naira investment for each of your children, your wife and yourself.
Re: Pagan Nuggets by frank317: 8:08pm On Jan 11
HappyPagan:
What if Jesus died in Africa
Born of a carpenter
Welcomed by three dibias
With cowries, yams and talismans

What if Jesus died in Africa
Faraway from Mecca
And closer to Abuja,
Aso Rock, his path on Passover

What if Jesus died in Africa
His cross made of rafia
Stoned with mounds of eba
Alomo passed to him as his soul crossed over

But Jesus didnt die in Africa
No eba was stoned at Golgotha
The son of David had no idea whatsoever
That there was a land called Africa.

Posted this poo on my Facebook page and everyone is asking who this? meeeeeeeen I had to lie that it was me...pls forgive me in the name of Jesus.

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Re: Pagan Nuggets by frank317: 8:10pm On Jan 11
HappyPagan:
Ok. Going through my old posts is giving me wild erections. grin grin grin grin

Didn't know I have sense like this.

Abraham's blessings are ours. We are blessed. We are blessed. No matter what the devil tells us, we are blessed.

Yeah, though African youths scale dark and trembling seas to make a living yonder, Africa is blessed.
Though our hearts bleed as all around us conform us to the lowest standards of living, we are blessed.

God loves us. We are strong though the forces that be against us be vile. We survive. Ooooo Africa, Motherland, the God of Israel loves you. Yes he loves our nappy hair, fat booties and dark skin. He loves how we dance and worship in his presence. Oh African praise is a sweet-smelling savor to his eternal nostrils.

So dance and sing and praise. Claim the blessings of Abraham as you survive in a harsh economy. Plead the blood of Jesus as you travel on cursed roads. Rub the annointing oil that breaks the yoke on your sick child. Donate your widow's mite to the humble servants. Do all this and watch me open the windows of heaven over your land. Amen.

Next work I am going to plagiarise... Call police

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Re: Pagan Nuggets by LordReed(m): 8:51pm On Jan 11
HappyPagan, please keep it coming.
Re: Pagan Nuggets by HellVictorinho(m): 1:19am On Jan 12
Keep the fire burning, Hell is real.
Re: Pagan Nuggets by JeromeBlack: 10:00am On Jan 19
frank317:


Posted this poo on my Facebook page and everyone is asking who this? meeeeeeeen I had to lie that it was me...pls forgive me in the name of Jesus.


grin grin grin
Re: Pagan Nuggets by HappyPagan: 1:55pm On Jan 19
Embrace Hell Fire. Find freedom.

The heat is just to scare you off. Those bold enough to look behind the curtain will see great things.

Embrace Knowledge. Despise ignorance.

Knowledge is the road to wisdom, adorned with lessons from the past and present. Ignorance is how we begin, a steady companion in our journey. Stay humble.


The mind free from Christ seeks to find another identity. A cover. Some protection. You will only find peace when you find peace with your self.

Friends and family will despise you, hate you, find you disgusting.
I've heard my mum say prayers, asking God to save her prodigal son. It feels blood is all that connects me to them now.

Find peace with your self. That's how I've scaled through. smiley

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Re: Pagan Nuggets by alphaNomega: 4:55pm On Jan 19
HappyPagan:
Embrace Hell Fire. Find freedom.

The heat is just to scare you off. Those bold enough to look behind the curtain will see great things.

Embrace Knowledge. Despise ignorance.

Knowledge is the road to wisdom, adorned with lessons from the past and present. Ignorance is how we begin, a steady companion in our journey. Stay humble.


The mind free from Christ seeks to find another identity. A cover. Some protection. You will only find peace when you find peace with your self.

Friends and family will despise you, hate you, find you disgusting.
I've heard my mum say prayers, asking God to save her prodigal son. It feels blood is all that connects me to them now.

Find peace with your self. That's how I've scaled through. smiley


Sorry to burst your bubble dude, Hell does not exist.
Re: Pagan Nuggets by LordReed(m): 7:46am On Jan 20
HappyPagan:
Embrace Hell Fire. Find freedom.

The heat is just to scare you off. Those bold enough to look behind the curtain will see great things.

Embrace Knowledge. Despise ignorance.

Knowledge is the road to wisdom, adorned with lessons from the past and present. Ignorance is how we begin, a steady companion in our journey. Stay humble.


The mind free from Christ seeks to find another identity. A cover. Some protection. You will only find peace when you find peace with your self.

Friends and family will despise you, hate you, find you disgusting.
I've heard my mum say prayers, asking God to save her prodigal son. It feels blood is all that connects me to them now.

Find peace with your self. That's how I've scaled through. smiley


Its one of the most satisfying things about dropping belief in god, some of those inner conflicts are gone.

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