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So I Messed Up Last Night, Still Can’t Believe I’m This Stupid. by Nobody: 4:04pm On Jan 05, 2019
A girl I been chyking and teasing on insta finally fell for the sex talks, I kept whining and tickling her fancy till she sent me a porn video, she asked I could do what’s on the video. I didn’t bother open the video, I didn’t watch it, what I saw on the video cover is a guys tongue stuck inside the girls pvssy. So I concluded she asked if I can give head. So I whined her more this time assuring her of my giving head expertise.


So we conclude to meet yesterday evening, while I was home waiting for her, my mind was sweeting me and I opened our chats again to start while away time. I got to the video and played it, immediately I opened it the guy in the video removed his tongue from the girls pvssy and stuck it in her butthole. For the full 4min video, his tongue was in her butthole licking all the shlts.

It dawned on me, what mrs chykee was asking me is if I do suck butthole, not pvssy. Immediately I closed the video she knocked on my door, as I opened the look on her face, all blushed up waiting for my tongue to come do the work it promised.


So I’ll end it here, embarassed embarassed cry cry

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Re: So I Messed Up Last Night, Still Can’t Believe I’m This Stupid. by Nobody: 4:07pm On Jan 05, 2019
What's left to believe? sheybi you are stupidity already

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Re: So I Messed Up Last Night, Still Can’t Believe I’m This Stupid. by Rextizzle(m): 4:11pm On Jan 05, 2019
King of stupidity

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Re: So I Messed Up Last Night, Still Can’t Believe I’m This Stupid. by LuciferKristi: 4:26pm On Jan 05, 2019
See what being broke caused? You didn't watch the video cuz you lacked sufficient data.



Anyway, girls love rimming.
If she doesn't reek of rotten fish & eggs down there, I see nothing bad innit.

I love it when ordinary people who think they are freaks are pushed to the limit. It separates us from mere mortals.

She's indirectly offering you anal & you're scared.

Wuss.


*spits angry

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Re: So I Messed Up Last Night, Still Can’t Believe I’m This Stupid. by Nobody: 4:33pm On Jan 05, 2019
LuciferKristi:
See what being broke caused? You didn't watch the video cuz you lacked sufficient data.



Anyway, girls love rimming.
If she doesn't reek of rotten fish & eggs down there, I see nothing bad innit.

I love it when ordinary people who think they are freaks are pushed to the limit. It separates us from mere mortals.

She's indirectly offering you anal & you're scared.

Wuss.


*spits angry
good afternoon bros
Re: So I Messed Up Last Night, Still Can’t Believe I’m This Stupid. by Headlesschicken(m): 4:35pm On Jan 05, 2019
embarassed Oh lawd not again...
Re: So I Messed Up Last Night, Still Can’t Believe I’m This Stupid. by korexcoded(m): 7:39pm On Jan 05, 2019
Its a choice na... Change your mind na
Re: So I Messed Up Last Night, Still Can’t Believe I’m This Stupid. by DesChyko: 7:40pm On Jan 05, 2019
LuciferKristi:


*spits angry

Hope you dey brush teeth.
All this upandan spitting like pregnant woman with unbrushed teeth fit cause site pollution o. embarassed

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Re: So I Messed Up Last Night, Still Can’t Believe I’m This Stupid. by Nobody: 8:29am On Jan 06, 2019
stupidity:
A girl I been chyking and teasing on insta finally fell for the sex talks, I kept whining and tickling her fancy till she sent me a porn video, she asked I could do what’s on the video. I didn’t bother open the video, I didn’t watch it, what I saw on the video cover is a guys tongue stuck inside the girls pvssy. So I concluded she asked if I can give head. So I whined her more this time assuring her of my giving head expertise.


So we conclude to meet yesterday evening, while I was home waiting for her, my mind was sweeting me and I opened our chats again to start while away time. I got to the video and played it, immediately I opened it the guy in the video removed his tongue from the girls pvssy and stuck it in her butthole. For the full 4min video, his tongue was in her butthole licking all the shlts.

It dawned on me, what mrs chykee was asking me is if I do suck butthole, not pvssy. Immediately I closed the video she knocked on my door, as I opened the look on her face, all blushed up waiting for my tongue to come do the work it promised.


So I’ll end it here, embarassed embarassed cry cry

Superstoryyyyy....

Story that touch the heart.....grin

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