This is just a theory!

lalasticlala

Uhm..... this one pass me oh!

So water baptism can remove the strange DNA?
Pls elaborate!

Someone wants to be famous so bad he took a screenshot of his own fantasy & posted it here.

Talk about a Narcissistic Personality Disorder.


*spits

AryEmber:
Uhm..... this one pass me oh!

yeah this is so deep. basically, you need wisdom and understanding to comprehend this

Sunmolar:
So water baptism can remove the strange DNA?

Pls elaborate!

baptism in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ. as we all know Jesus' main function on earth, to save us all. this is why he did not come into the world via 'sperm cells' aka satan's DNA. God knows best tho. For the Christians here, i guess we all know the effect of being baptized or being born again. In the Catholic doctrine, when you are baptized, it frees them from the original sin they were born with - and this is related to when ADAM AND EVE ate the forbidden fruit. their seeds, Cain, Abel & their brothers, had these satan's DNA and ever since then it has spread through the whole world. this is why we know the difference between good & evil..

LuciferCelibate:
Someone wants to be famous so bad he took a screenshot of his own fantasy & posted it here.

Talk about a Narcissistic Personality Disorder.


*spits

u got it all wrong sire. this is reality, i hope you are already baptized or born again tho

Oh my God.... Which kin.... Sperm is the DNA of the serpent ni? Oh my God

earthsync:
Oh my God.... Which kin.... Sperm is the DNA of the serpent ni? Oh my God

There is no smoke without fire. just think about it. What other reason is it? Jesus Christ didn't come into the world via sperm cells

echepops:


baptism in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ. as we all know Jesus' main function on earth, to save us all. this is why he did not come into the world via 'sperm cells' aka satan's DNA. God knows best tho. For the Christians here, i guess we all know the effect of being baptized or being born again. In the Catholic doctrine, when you are baptized, it frees them from the original sin they were born with - and this is related to when ADAM AND EVE ate the forbidden fruit. their seeds, Cain, Abel & their brothers, had these satan's DNA and ever since then it has spread through the whole world. this is why we know the difference between good & evil..

Wisdom indeed!

You are blessed with great insight, my brother...

LuciferCelibate:
Someone wants to be famous so bad he took a screenshot of his own fantasy & posted it here.

Talk about a Narcissistic Personality Disorder.


*spits

I'd prefer to call him a bipolar freak.. Like WTF!

I've screenshots of your comments and am going to print it out tomorrow and file it under stupid things people say/religious section. Whenever I feel down I can go through it and praise myself for not being willfully stupid and ignorant.

Aaronsrod:


Wisdom indeed!

You are blessed with great insight, my brother...

All Glory to God

So many morons on Nairaland. So many morons.

The sad thing about this is that this guy's acumen is so screwed up he thought he has said something smart and decided to let the whole world know he is the author of this stupidity by attaching his real name and picture to it.

The argument can actually be made that human sperm is more akin to tadpoles than snake if we are to be pedantic about anatomy. Also why didn't the female ovaries become shaped like snakes too because they also ate the apple.

I keep saying it, the quality of Christians on Nairaland has depreciated. The smart ones have abandoned the religion for the halfwits to defend.

The message here is very clear. Get baptized or be born again!!!

At times when I consider the fallacy ,myth ,history ,illogical reasoning ,and unquestioning of religion it makes me laugh
And imagine if Nigeria will ever be great again with the way this country is damm soaked into religion
Spits




@ bobowaja this is also an account of atewo400

echepops:
The message here is very clear. Get baptized or be born again!!!

Do u know aw many baptised graduates are jobless
Is like sense is paining u

Gbenga263:

Do u know aw many baptised graduates are jobless
Is like sense is paining u

I've gone through the profile and I understand your pain. It is well

Aaronsrod:


Wisdom indeed!

You are blessed with great insight, my brother...

Hallelujah my broda, Can I get an amen?

1Sharon:


Hallelujah my broda, Can I get an amen?

Amen

echepops:
This is just a theory!

lalasticlala

This is a hypothesis, not a theory.

And I tell you, my brother, that this is the most stupid hypothesis I have ever read.

1Sharon:

Jehovah jireh be praised for this message
Cc lalasticlala, mynd44, OAM4J, let us spread the word

echepops:


There is no smoke without fire. just think about it. What other reason is it? Jesus Christ didn't come into the world via sperm cells

If Jesus did not come into the world via sperm cells, where then did he get his Y chromosome from? Since he is a man, his DNA must contain one x chromosome and one Chromosome.

wirinet:


If Jesus did not come into the world via sperm cells, where then did he get his Y chromosome from? Since he is a man, his DNA must contain one x chromosome and one Chromosome.

Jesus Christ is not your regular kind of human. The Bible says "He always had the nature of God, but he did not think that by force he should try to remain equal with God. Instead of this, of his own free will he gave up all he had, and took the nature of a servant.
He became like a human being and appeared in human likeness. He was humble and walked the path of obedience all the way to death— his death on the cross. For this reason God raised him to the highest place above and gave him the name that is greater than any other name. And so, in honor of the name of Jesus, all beings in heaven, on earth, and in the world below will fall on their knees, and all will openly proclaim that Jesus Christ is Lord to the glory of God the Father."

spongeisback:
I've screenshots of your comments and am going to print it out tomorrow and file it under stupid things people say/religious section. Whenever I feel down I can go through it and praise myself for not being willfully stupid and ignorant.

Don't forget the main purpose of the post. Get baptized or be born again. Godspeed

BluntBoy:


This is a hypothesis, not a theory.

And I tell you, my brother, that this is the most stupid hypothesis I have ever read.

Lol even it is a fact, the message is pretty clear

Nairaland mods front page biko

echepops:
The message here is very clear. Get baptized or be born again!!!

God bless us all with more wisdom and understanding. Amen

echepops:


There is no smoke without fire. just think about it. What other reason is it? Jesus Christ didn't come into the world via sperm cells

How come the egg cells are not shaped like serpents?

NPComplete:
I keep saying it, the quality of Christians on Nairaland has depreciated. The smart ones have abandoned the religion for the halfwits to defend.

You say this a lot. Who are these smart ones and how do you identify them? Have you considered that perhaps they may have left because of how tiresome it is to debate antichristians over and over on the same issue, like talking to a rock?