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A Twitter user has taken to the platform to reveal the hilarious conversation he had with his mother after she caught him masturbating.

According to the young man, his mom caught him ma$turbating and advised him to go an marry before he will end up raping female folks on the family.

@dammie_king wrote:
“Afterround of Ma$turbating & i heard my mom voice behind D window tellin me…why dont u go & marry, cause you will end up raping us 1 day”.

Lol.... Nigerian parents

Gist From Praizenews ; http://www.praizenews.com/nigerian-man-reveals-what-his-mother-said-after-she-caught-him-masturbating/

See more photos & masturbation video he shared here(18+) >>> HERE

Rubbish..I thought I would find the picture of a teenager only for me to see this old man. Mtcheww. How can someone be masturbating at this age!

The guy is old sef

MelaninGold:
Rubbish..I thought I would find the picture of a teenager only for me to see this old man. Mtcheww. How can someone be masturbating at this age!

You want marry am ? His handle is visible , you can apply.

Go to Brothel my friend and bleep your emotions off or else you'll rape your Mum soon.

Go and marry. No let konji kill you

MelaninGold:
Rubbish..I thought I would find the picture of a teenager only for me to see this old man. Mtcheww. How can someone be masturbating at this age!

A man can masturbate at any age ....even a married man

If mama knew the amount of STD's you're preventing she'll be glad. But last last, oga go and marry

Chaii.....This na uppercut advise mama give this guy

MelaninGold:
Rubbish..I thought I would find the picture of a teenager only for me to see this old man. Mtcheww. How can someone be masturbating at this age!

You are not as exposed as you think.

MelaninGold:
Rubbish..I thought I would find the picture of a teenager only for me to see this old man. Mtcheww. How can someone be masturbating at this age!

So you mean only teenagers masturbate you are so incredulous!

Very true words. A matured masturbator is a potential soft rapist. A masturbator uses enhanced imagination and multiple sexual scenarios during masturbation, hence, he may well not be able to control himself if he physically meet the lady he has sexed in his mental masturbatory laboratory.
If only masturbators can dedicate half of their sexual imaginations for creativity, they will solve all their present financial needs.

#Richdad

MelaninGold:
Rubbish..I thought I would find the picture of a teenager only for me to see this old man. Mtcheww. How can someone be masturbating at this age!

What's wrong with it madam?

Richdad50:
Very true words. A matured masturbator is a potential soft rapist. A masturbator uses enhanced imagination and multiple sexual scenarios during masturbation, hence, he may well not be able to control himself if he physically meet the lady he has sexed in his mental masturbatory laboratory.
If only masturbators can dedicate half of their sexual imaginations for creativity, they will solve all their present financial needs.

#Richdad

For where, person wey em em don Bleep for em mind,.....em fit no do am if em see am

Richdad50:
Very true words. A matured masturbator is a potential soft rapist. A masturbator uses enhanced imagination and multiple sexual scenarios during masturbation, hence, he may well not be able to control himself if he physically meet the lady he has sexed in his mental masturbatory laboratory.
If only masturbators can dedicate half of their sexual imaginations for creativity, they will solve all their present financial needs.

#Richdad

Wrong assumption .......An average masturbator is psychologically inclined to derive pleasure from self service and not sex.

A rapist desires and pleasure comes from sex especially forced sex. They don't derive pleasure in self service but their partner

How did his mother know he just came? Was he moaning loud when he was cuming?

Attention seeker..

Better to .masturbate than rape

Serial masturbator

MelaninGold:
Rubbish..I thought I would find the picture of a teenager only for me to see this old man. Mtcheww. How can someone be masturbating at this age!

You can't even hide the fact that you are a Pedo?

Ok

The act is not good and this mature man should not be proud of it.

.

Senseless and shameless ozwor....

Agbaya

U need Jesus

MelaninGold:
Rubbish..I thought I would find the picture of a teenager only for me to see this old man. Mtcheww. How can someone be masturbating at this age!

If he say make you give am na, you no gree or go call big money... Allow dude jo, money never dey to marry.

MelaninGold:
Rubbish..I thought I would find the picture of a teenager only for me to see this old man. Mtcheww. How can someone be masturbating at this age!

See how person dey reason

nigga you better find a woman before your konji tank becomes outta control..
by that time you can fvck anything fvckable

Serial masturbator.

Richdad50:
Very true words.[s]A matured masturbator is a potential soft rapist [/s] [b]A masturbator is a mind rapist and can turn serial rapist if not taken heed[/b]A masturbator uses enhanced imagination and multiple sexual scenarios during masturbation, hence, he may well not be able to control himself if he physically meet the lady he has sexed in his mental masturbatory laboratory.
If only masturbators can dedicate half of their sexual imaginations for creativity, they will solve all their present financial needs.

#Richdad

Like the way you solved yours.