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Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by GuyWise101(m): 11:18am On Feb 22, 2022
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself grin grin This time I wasn't almost caught.

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Haakeem(m): 11:25am On Feb 22, 2022
clowncheesy, this sound so weird.

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Nobody: 11:27am On Feb 22, 2022
Omg!!! Damn! grin

I once masturbated in class... tongue

Sneaky... grin

Lol... Nope... Never!

I've been caught watching porn though... My mum... She gave me a lengthy sermon... Into one ear, out the other... grin

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by heniford2: 11:28am On Feb 22, 2022
Yeah

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Ever8090: 11:29am On Feb 22, 2022
Even in this hardship some people still mange to be foolish!!!

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Vinnie2000(m): 11:32am On Feb 22, 2022
OP, There is a part in d book of proverbs which says it takes a bad experience for us to change our ways. One day, sb will watch and film you, rubbing ur dick. Ur sex tape go burst out for social media like Oxlade n Tiwa. Ur eye go clear.

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Vinnie2000(m): 11:39am On Feb 22, 2022
Ever8090:
Even in this hardship some people still mange to be foolish!!!
I Suspect dat dem still dey chop free food from dier mama pot. If u re paying ur own bills, you wont have time for certain things.

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Goldbw122(m): 11:44am On Feb 22, 2022
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly and within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up.

Masturbation is bae.

This one don pass be careful..

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Goldbw122(m): 11:45am On Feb 22, 2022
Datboredberri:
Omg!!! Damn! grin

I once masturbated in class... tongue

Sneaky... grin

Lol... Nope... Never!

I've been caught watching porn though... My mum... She gave me a lengthy sermon... Into one ear, out the other... grin
Upon all you nor still hear word... grin grin grin

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Whazar(m): 11:46am On Feb 22, 2022
This op nah eleribu
Masturbate for commercial bus?
Who even masturbate where he makes money?

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by chigoziri2403(m): 11:46am On Feb 22, 2022
Datboredberri:
Omg!!! Damn! grin

I once masturbated in class... tongue

Sneaky... grin

Lol... Nope... Never!

I've been caught watching porn though... My mum... She gave me a lengthy sermon... Into one lookear, out the other... grin
you are a legend

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by SenecaTheYonger: 11:49am On Feb 22, 2022
Vinnie2000:
I Suspect dat dem still dey chop free food from dier mama pot. If u re paying ur own bills, you wont have time for certain things.


But why una too dey lie for this website? You mean you’re hustling 18 hours a day without any breaks?
C’mon getat

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Kollins11: 11:56am On Feb 22, 2022
Omo! It was my mom that caught me masturbating oo!

One Saturday morning, I was in my room watching a movie on my laptop, I also connected my earpiece. A sex scene got my attention and I kept on repeating the scene, I was already hard and trying to masturbate.

I never knew my mom was spreading her clothes outside just close to my window. So she needed me to pass peggs for her, but I couldn't hear her because I was on my earpiece.

She caught me masturbating aggressively hard, she just stood by the window. I noticed that someone was blocking the morning sun from reflecting into my room.

So the moment I looked back. I was so shocked, I saw my mom Shaking her head and telling me “Collins go and marry before you rape someone in this house one day oooo!!!“

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Mhykel217(m): 12:21pm On Feb 22, 2022
Kollins11:
Omo! It was my mom that caught me masturbating oo!

One Saturday morning, I was in my room watching a movie with my laptop, I also connected my earpiece. A sex scene got my attention and I kept on repeating the scene, I was already hard and trying to masturbate.

I never knew my mom was spreading her clothes outside close to my window. So she needed me to pass peggs for her, but I couldn't hear her because I was on my earpiece.

She caught me masturbating hard, she just stood by the window. I noticed that someone was blocking the morning sun from reflecting into my room.

So the moment I looked back. I was so shocked, I saw my mom Shaking her head and telling me [s]“Collins go and marry before you rape someone in this house one day oooo!!!“[/s]

grin grin
she just said it outta love..for d fact that you're her son. She go dey reason am inside her angry u fall her hand dude

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Kollins11: 12:39pm On Feb 22, 2022
Mhykel217:


grin grin
she just said it outta love..for d fact that you're her son. She go dey reason am inside her angry u fall her hand dude
grin grin

You know how many times, my mama don catch me with woman pants down. Asin.. I and the girl dey completely naked.

She go almost wan chase the girls out with their unclothedness. She don tire to dey warn me and yet she no want make I go rent my own apartment.

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Mhykel217(m): 12:49pm On Feb 22, 2022
Kollins11:
grin grin

[s]You know how many times, my mama don catch me with woman pants down. Asin.. I and the girl dey completely naked.[/s]

She go almost wan chase the girls out with their unclothedness. She don tire to dey warn me and yet she no want make I go rent my own apartment.

sharrap..thats not wah we're talking about.

ur mom should be happy seeing u pants down with a chicc than masturbating boy undecided undecided

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Kollins11: 12:53pm On Feb 22, 2022
Mhykel217:


sharrap..thats not wah we're talking about.

ur mom should be happy seeing u pants down with a chicc than masturbating boy undecided undecided
Ogbeni.. Be calming down please.

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Kollins11: 12:53pm On Feb 22, 2022
Mhykel217:


sharrap..thats not wah we're talking about.

ur mom should be happy seeing u pants down with a chicc than masturbating boy undecided undecided
Ogbeni.. Be calming down please. undecided

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Haakeem(m): 1:08pm On Feb 22, 2022
Mhykel217:


sharrap..thats not wah we're talking about.

[s]ur mom should be happy seeing u pants down with a chicc[/s] than masturbating boy undecided undecided
rubbish! Masturbating is worse, fornicating is worstest azin nt worster o, worstest!

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Thesaint141(m): 1:16pm On Feb 22, 2022
Kollins11:
Omo! It was my mom that caught me masturbating oo!

One Saturday morning, I was in my room watching a movie with my laptop, I also connected my earpiece. A sex scene got my attention and I kept on repeating the scene, I was already hard and trying to masturbate.

I never knew my mom was spreading her clothes outside close to my window. So she needed me to pass peggs for her, but I couldn't hear her because I was on my earpiece.

She caught me masturbating aggressively hard, she just stood by the window. I noticed that someone was blocking the morning sun from reflecting into my room.

So the moment I looked back. I was so shocked, I saw my mom Shaking her head and telling me “Collins go and marry before you rape someone in this house one day oooo!!!“

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Mastakija(m): 3:22pm On Feb 22, 2022
Haakeem:
rubbish! Masturbating is worse, fornicating is worstest azin nt worster o, worstest!
no sin is worse
All sins are thesame
Its just d way we humman view them

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Vinnie2000(m): 3:30pm On Feb 22, 2022
Kollins11:
Omo! It was my mom that caught me masturbating oo!

One Saturday morning, I was in my room watching a movie with my laptop, I also connected my earpiece. A sex scene got my attention and I kept on repeating the scene, I was already hard and trying to masturbate.

I never knew my mom was spreading her clothes outside close to my window. So she needed me to pass peggs for her, but I couldn't hear her because I was on my earpiece.

She caught me masturbating aggressively hard, she just stood by the window. I noticed that someone was blocking the morning sun from reflecting into my room.

So the moment I looked back. I was so shocked, I saw my mom Shaking her head and telling me “Collins go and marry before you rape someone in this house one day oooo!!!“
Lol, its like your libido dey high o.

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Vifx: 3:31pm On Feb 22, 2022
Lol

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Kingjames(m): 3:49pm On Feb 22, 2022
Please which is a lesser sin : Masturbation, sex with a prostitute or with a girlfriend

this konji of mine won't hear word and am entangled with Religious doctrine etc

pls help

*not financially and emotionally ready to marry yet

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Mhykel217(m): 4:52pm On Feb 22, 2022
[s]
Haakeem:
rubbish! Masturbating is worse, fornicating is worstest azin nt worster o, worstest!
[/s]

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by shilenji(m): 5:03pm On Feb 22, 2022
I came in here to laugh and only reading a few comments did it grin thanks collins grin grin

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Rexymania(m): 5:06pm On Feb 22, 2022
Your mum is very funny grin grin grin grin



Kollins11:
Omo! It was my mom that caught me masturbating oo!

One Saturday morning, I was in my room watching a movie on my laptop, I also connected my earpiece. A sex scene got my attention and I kept on repeating the scene, I was already hard and trying to masturbate.

I never knew my mom was spreading her clothes outside just close to my window. So she needed me to pass peggs for her, but I couldn't hear her because I was on my earpiece.

She caught me masturbating aggressively hard, she just stood by the window. I noticed that someone was blocking the morning sun from reflecting into my room.

So the moment I looked back. I was so shocked, I saw my mom Shaking her head and telling me “Collins go and marry before you rape someone in this house one day oooo!!!“

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by SimeonOTC(m): 5:08pm On Feb 22, 2022
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself grin grin This time I wasn't almost caught.


O.P i am just curious to know what you used as a lubricant in that busgrin
wetti you use

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by GuyWise101(m): 5:13pm On Feb 22, 2022
SimeonOTC:


O.P i am just curious to know what you used as a lubricant in that busgrin
wetti you use
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

I carry my Vaseline enter bus grin grin

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by dilini(m): 5:20pm On Feb 22, 2022
Masturbating is a sin against your
body and a odorful smell to the
nostrils of God just same way
fornication and adultery rots too

Anywayz, this guy below had his best friend
gave him the shock of his life from the way
she was licking this in his car


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teOLMNnlk3w

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Szilard: 5:37pm On Feb 22, 2022
Wait,

Like you masturbate in your shop and in a commercial bus too??

This is mad naw...jeez grin

Modified: There's no way you can tell me that seun isn't liasing with these mods to post stupid controversial topics on FP...

Like...why on earth is this on FP!...damn! undecided

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by terrezo2002(m): 5:39pm On Feb 22, 2022
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself grin grin This time I wasn't almost caught.

This your life is not normal. It would land you in serious troubles if you continue.

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