jesusjnr:
My dear detective Hahn, so if were the otherwise, you really would have put your detective cap on?

You know you already lost even before I respond right.

Brb.

ogbeni u are the most deluded person av seen in this world

it seems u av exchanged ur reasoning faculty fur fairy tales
ride on
zombies on ur back

Atewo400:

ogbeni u are the most deluded person av seen in this world

it seems u av exchanged ur reasoning faculty fur fairy tales
ride on
zombies on ur back

I actually disagree. With monikers like winner01, kingebukasblog, 4evergod, sciencewatch, anas09, felixomor etc his level of delusion is still very much elementary.

GeneralShepherd:


True Scotsman fallacy

What?! So you people can recognise this fallacy yet you guys are often guilty of it.

hahn:


Come on now. Can't you see the zombies rejoicing already?

I guess only a lie can reinforce a lie

Well I am glad you and I are not among their number.

hahn:


I actually disagree. With monikers like winner01, kingebukasblog, 4evergod, sciencewatch, anas09, felixomor etc his level of delusion is still very much elementary.

THANKS for the correction
but don't forget I said
"av seen"

jesusjnr:
One atheist down, how many more to go?

Tic, Toc...

hahn:



PS: Usually it is the first moniker to reply the thread that created the fake account

No wonder.

Michellekabod1



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8bUWw1-8wk

Martinez39:
What?! So you people can recognise this fallacy yet you guys are often guilty of it.

Who are you people? Did I identify myself as anything?

It is one thing leaving atheism for a plain belief in God and the principles of right living which people like me adhere to ;but to leave atheism for Jesus despite all evidence to the contrary , suggests to me that you are either in your very early youth and therefore permeable to every doctrinal trash they throw out there, or that you have a fear of the unknown or have encountered a problem that requires the spiritual.

Well , my advice to you is that for your own sanity and health, believe in God like I do but be simple, honest and sincere. Going down the Jesus rabbit hole has ruined countless lives , especially the Pentecostal Jesus.

You don't have to go through what I went through from the age of 19 to decades later with lots and lots of regrets. Christianity is just plain white man paganism and not designed for the well being of the black race.

hahn:


Go and log into the account and give us the proof you have been unable to provide with this moniker

My most favorite detective in all of the whole entire planet.

As you can see i'm yet the first moniker to comment on the moniker michellekabod1 confirmation thread of the this testimony.

So my favorite detective, going by your analogy with respect to my moniker being the first to comment on this thread, if you don't arrive at the same conclusion that i'm yet the owner of that moniker michellekabod1, then that would be the final nail on the coffin on the attempts of the likes of you here to disprove the truth that a God zombie is a googolplex times better than y'all Satan zombies combined.

#fakedetective

jesusjnr:
Wow! This couldn't be any truer!

A soul lost/dead to atheism, Satan, hell but won/found/alive to heaven and God.

#rejoicinginheavenoveronesinnerthatrepents

Come jesusjnr ave u ever used hashtag before
Which kind hashtag be this?

JujuSugar:

Come jesusjnr ave u ever used hashtag before
Which kind hashtag be this?

Come on jujusugar why remain on a sinking ship?

#Hashtagsfollowwewedon'tfollowhashtags

1Sharon:


Take care not to blaspheme

The FSM is God


Have a look at this thread for compelling evidence

https://www.nairaland.com/3807155/one-true-god#56650588

preach sister, preach to these sinners who keep worshipping impastas out of ignorance

bobowaja:

Full details of your conversion. Maybe, just maybe you can convince us.

You know we are all logical and will give your way a trial if you can convince us enough. Thanks

waiting for this too

johnydon22:
People still do this? It's old tired cliché and boring already

Never gets old bruv ....
Its a play on the absurdity of the believe in a deity without solid evidence....
If you're allowed to push your god beyond human understanding and make him unfalsifiable......
Why can't I do the same with my FSM?......

jesusjnr:
Come on jujusugar why remain on a sinking ship?

#Hashtagsfollowwewedon'tfollowhashtags

Am I the only one raising my eyebrows at these hashtags?
Clearly someone has never used twitter in his life

Zither:


Atheism is a temporary state of belief. No real atheist remains one for long.

Fallacy.

1Sharon:


Nope. As I said before, a real atheist will never abandon atheism. OP was a baby atheist easily lobbied by the unbelieving Christians.

I pray his noodly appendage touches her soon.

Don't delve into fallacies.

She might actually be an atheist, don't project what you don't know.

I'm an atheist FYI.

Zither:


The FSM was in a delusional fictional realm that had not existed when God was creating the universe.

He is called a spaghetti because atheists feed on delusion, gorge themselves with delusion, ingest delusion, digest delusion, worship delusion and live on delusion.

Without delusion atheism goes into extinction. This is why when the op discovered the cure for delusion, the truth of the Word of God, she discarded the life of atheism for a much abundant life of meaning.

YHWH was in a delusional fictional realm that had not existed when the FSM was creating the universe.

He is called all sorts of names because christians feed on delusion, gorge themselves with delusion, ingest delusion, digest delusion, worship delusion and live on delusion.

Without delusion, christianity(and really all religion) goes into extinction. This is why when I discovered the cure for delusion, the truth of the glory of the FSM, I discarded the life of christianity for a much abundant life of meaning.
cc. 1Sharon

Zither:


He made the right choice to ditch a path of hopelessness for a path where his life now has purpose and meaning. He may be a baby atheist as you put it but he is far wiser than all adult atheists.

What is the purpose and meaning of being a Christian?

JujuSugar:

Never gets old bruv ....
Its a play on the absurdity of the believe in a deity without solid evidence....
If you're allowed to push your god beyond human understanding and make him unfalsifiable......
Why can't I do the same with my FSM?......

Jonnydon22 thinks FSM is a clichéd joke? I hope he takes it all back before leaving this earth. I hope he falls on his knees and ask for forgiveness for this terrible sin of blasphemy he committed against FSM before its too late. its one thing to blaspheme imaginary and useless gods like Yahweh, Allah, Vishnu etc. its another to blaspheme the one true God FSM, the God responsible for one drawing breath, the God responsible for your being alive through his grace.

as someone who likes jonnydon22, I'd advice him to ask FSM for forgiveness. failure to do so would lead to issues in life and it gets worse in the afterlife as FSM would throw him in Pastafarian hell where all he'd do is drink stale beer and have sex with STD infected strippers

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster#Afterlife

JujuSugar:

Am I the only raising my eyebrows at these hashtags?
Clearly someone has never used twitter in his life

I'm sure you'd have a lot of twitter to use in hell if you don't repent on earth.

#twitterinhellwithobamalaughingatyou

hopefulLandlord:


Jonnydon22 thinks FSM is a clichéd joke? I hope he takes it all back before leaving this earth. I hope he falls on his knees and ask for forgiveness for this terrible sin of blasphemy he committed against FSM. its one thing to blaspheme imaginary and useless gods like Yahweh, Allah, Vishnu etc. its another to blaspheme FSM, the God responsible for one drawing breath, the God responsible for your being alive through his grace.

as someone who likes jonnydon22, I'd advice him to ask FSM for forgiveness. failure to do so would lead to issues in life and it gets worse in the afterlife as FSM would throw him in hell where all he'd do is drink stale beer and have sex with STD infected strippers

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster#Afterlife

Thank you my brother!
May your spaghetti always be al dente and your beer be forever plentiful!
Floopay!

Zither:


The FSM was in a delusional fictional realm that had not existed when God was creating the universe.

He is called a spaghetti because atheists feed on delusion, gorge themselves with delusion, ingest delusion, digest delusion, worship delusion and live on delusion.

Without delusion atheism goes into extinction. This is why when the op discovered the cure for delusion, the truth of the Word of God, she discarded the life of atheism for a much abundant life of meaning.

Are you not shooting yourself in the foot?

jesusjnr:
I'm sure you'd have a lot of twitter to use in hell if you don't repent on earth.

#twitterinhellwithobamalaughingatyou

JujuSugar:
YHWH was in a delusional fictional realm that had not existed when the FSM was creating the universe.

He is called all sorts of names because christians feed on delusion, gorge themselves with delusion, ingest delusion, digest delusion, worship delusion and live on delusion.

Without delusion, christianity(and really all religion) goes into extinction. This is why when I discovered the cure for delusion, the truth of the glory of the FSM, I discarded the life of christianity for a much abundant life of meaning.
cc. 1Sharon

I endorse everything said in this post therefore its now a fact

1Sharon, JujuSugar & hopefulLandord
I've ported to Pastafarianism too! Thread coming soon......

IAmSabrina:
1Sharon, JujuSugar & hopefulLandord
I've ported to Pastafarianism too! Thread coming soon......

When FSM calls you have no choice but to answer. Pastafarianism is gaining members without mounting speakers and disturbing people's eardrums and sleep or preaching in marketplace. This is how you know a true religion, the empty vessels make the loudest noise

When I read the atheist conversions stories I get to imagine myself going through such process or being religious again apart from pretending, I mean how is that even possible getting back to obvious lies that has been destroying lives since it began.


Religion vs humanity

[img]https://media./images/8f9bfc4219fc4bf3556078dc03862436/tenor.gif[/img]

IAmSabrina:
1Sharon, JujuSugar & hopefulLandord
I've ported to Pastafarianism too! Thread coming soon......

All hail the FSM!!!! To him alone be the meatball, the noodle & the sauce!! Ramen!!
We rejoice with you, sister.
Jesusjnr, may you too be touched by his noodly appendage.

johnydon22:
People still do this? It's old tired cliché and boring already

Don't kill the vibe bro

JujuSugar:

All hail the FSM!!!! To him alone be the meatball, the noodle & the sauce!! Ramen!!
We rejoice with you, sister.
Jesusjnr, may you too be touched by his noodly appendage.

That would be the real porting.

Not for someone who's Satan's zombie to port to being Satan's zombie again, maybe Satan's zombie raised to the power two (Sz²)?

Satan and his strategy of coming to men in disguises, as he did in the beginning.

FSM or whatever it is disguised satanism.

So Satan's luck to whomever wishes to join them.