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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 12:10pm On Feb 15
jesusjnr:
That would be the real porting.

Not for someone who's Satan's zombie to port to being Satan's zombie again, maybe Satan's zombie raised to the power two (Sz²)?

Satan and his strategy of coming to men in disguises, as he did in the beginning.

FSM or whatever it is disguised satanism.

So Satan's luck to whomever wishes to join them.
Eiyya! grin grin
Jesusjnr, why denying the obvious? undecided
Anyway, I have no words for you. I can only pray for you sad
When his noodly appendages come down from the sky, you will know the truth. tongue

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by jesusjnr(m): 12:26pm On Feb 15
JujuSugar:

Eiyya! grin grin
Jesusjnr, why denying the obvious? undecided
Anyway, I have no words for you. I can only pray for you sad
When his noodly appendages come down from the sky, you will know the truth. tongue
If you know wetin I don't see as a God zombie, you go know say whether you pray to Satan and do dry fasting for 190 days for me to become Satan zombie as yourself, you go know say even Satan himself go see your prayer say tufiakwa.

Juju na so you hate me reach?

#aGodzombieisagoogolplextimesbetterthanasatanzombie
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 12:36pm On Feb 15
jesusjnr:
If you know wetin I don't see as a God zombie, you go know say whether you pray to Satan and do dry fasting for 190 days for me to become Satan zombie as yourself, you go know say even Satan himself go see your prayer say tufiakwa.

Juju na so you hate me reach?

#aGodzombieisagoogolplextimesbetterthanadatanzombie
Ehn...see this one grin grin
A ti kekee e ti p’eitan u’oko i, do ba d’agba tan e i du ka ma..... No be today, bros....
You were mislead, jesusjnr, but its not too late.....
Repent and follow your master the FSM!!!
Unless you're prepared for an eternity with STDs cheesy
The ball is in your court......

If you know wetin I don't see as a God zombie,,,,....
Nawa o!. U don min it cheesy. Laff be won kill me 4 dis one grin grin grin

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by jesusjnr(m): 12:45pm On Feb 15
JujuSugar:

Ehn...see this one grin grin
A ti kekee e ti p’eitan u’oko i, do ba d’agba tan e i du ka ma
You were mislead, jesusjnr, but its not too late.....
Repent and follow your master the FSM!!!
Unless you're prepared for an eternity with STDs cheesy
The ball is in your court......


Nawa o!. U don min it cheesy. Laff won kill me 4 dis one grin grin grin
You don prove say you be fake Satan follower, but true Satan zombie.

You just dey use am as excuse to dey engage me for talk.

Which language be that?

If no be yoruba, you fit say God is the greatest with am?

If so go rep your language for that thread before I report you to Satan whose movement you dey use illegally to find talk for my mouth.

#jujusugarnafakefsmambassador
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by 1Sharon(f): 12:53pm On Feb 15
IAmSabrina:
1Sharon, JujuSugar & hopefulLandord
I've ported to Pastafarianism too! Thread coming soon......

Waiting on it sis wink
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 1:00pm On Feb 15
jesusjnr:
You don prove say you be fake Satan follower, but true Satan zombie.

You just dey use am as excuse to dey engage me for talk.

Which language be that?

If no be yoruba, you fit say God is the greatest with am?

If so go rep your language for that thread before I report you to Satan whose movement you dey use illegally to find talk for my mouth.

#jujusugarnafakefsmambassador
Truth is knocking at the door.....
Sense has come to deliver Jesusjnr from his illiteracy and regressive mentality.....
But he has chosen to lock his door.....
Are your unders starting to ride up, jesusjnr? cheesy
Eewu bę loko Longę, Longę fun ara rę eewu ni
Translation:
There is danger at Longę's farm, Longę himself is danger
We've been down this road before, sir grin grin


jesusjnr:

#jujusugarnafakefsmambassador

#aGodzombieisagoogolplextimesbetterthanadatanzombie
SMH
If you're incapable of learning something from this thread, at least learn how to use hashtags. grin grin grin
One would think you're a 70 year old who just discovered social media with the way you use hashtags....
And you can't even spell well grin
Just a word of advice, jesusjnr. You know Juju doesn't let her friends die in their ignorance.

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by jesusjnr(m): 1:23pm On Feb 15
JujuSugar:

Truth is knocking at the door.....
Sense has come to deliver Jesusjnr from his illiteracy and regressive mentality.....
But he has chosen to lock his door.....
Are your unders starting to ride up, jesusjnr? cheesy
Eewu bę loko Longę, Longę fun ara rę eewu ni
We've been down this road before, sir grin grin




SMH
If you're incapable of learning something from this thread, at least learn how to use hashtags. grin grin grin
One would think you're a 70 year old who just discovered social media with the way you use hashtags....
And you can't even spell well grin
Just a word of advice, jesusjnr. You know Juju doesn't let her friends die in their ignorance.
I feel quite hungry now, and i'm looking at having some spaghetti for lunch.

Maybe I should put some of your spaghetti flying as a monster into the oven fire.

It would surely quench this back and forth argument once and for all.

#spaghettiflyingasamonsterintomyoventoburntoashesoneandforallforeverandeveramin cheesy
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 1:32pm On Feb 15
jesusjnr:
I feel quite hungry now, and i'm looking at having some spaghetti for lunch.

Maybe I should put some of your spaghetti flying as a monster into the oven fire.

It would surely quench this back and forth argument once and for all.

#spaghettiflyingasamonsterintomyoventoburntoashesoneandforallforeverandeveramin cheesy
Hey, its your life, not mine. So by all means, bon appetit, Jesusjnr. cheesy
It is crystal clear you are using your life to play kalo kalo, except the only thing you'll win is an eternity with every STD that exists in the universe grin grin grin.
By the way, keep those hashtags coming. I'm now sharing them so people can see what happens when internet access is given to great grandfathers like you grin grin
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by johnydon22(m): 1:50pm On Feb 15
JujuSugar:

Never gets old bruv cool....
Its a play on the absurdity of the believe in a deity without solid evidence....
If you're allowed to push your god beyond human understanding and make him unfalsifiable......
Why can't I do the same with my FSM?......
angry angry
Actually No, it's a play that replaces one form of deity with another in a mockery form.

If i was a theist, I'd very much like it when people use that cus I'd simply retort

"Great, we both agree there is a God behind the universe"
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by jesusjnr(m): 1:56pm On Feb 15
JujuSugar:

Hey, its your life, not mine. So by all means, bon appetit, Jesusjnr. cheesy
It is crystal clear you are using your life to play kalo kalo, except the only thing you'll win is an eternity with every STD that exists in the universe grin grin grin.
By the way, keep those hashtags coming. I'm now sharing them so people can see what happens when internet access is given to great grandfathers like you grin grin
If you want to enjoy more jokes from me, you have to come inside, for you cannot eat your cake and yet have it(deliberate).

So that's all for your juju that claims to be a sweetener as things stand.

#jujusugarkomumubittersni
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 1:59pm On Feb 15
johnydon22:
Actually No, it's a play that replaces one form of deity with another in a mockery form.

If i was a theist, I'd very much like it when people use that cus I'd simply retort

"Great, we both agree there is a God behind the universe"
How about this?......
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is absurd. But no more or less than any religion....
There is no evidence for this FSM just as there is equally no evidence for Vishnu, Yahweh, Allah etc..

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 2:05pm On Feb 15
jesusjnr:
If you want to enjoy more jokes from me, you have to come inside, for you cannot eat your cake and yet have it(deliberate).
And you scamper out again like a scared whipped kitten with its tail between its legs cheesy
It was expected sooner or later grin grin grin

jesusjnr:

So that's all for your juju that claims to be a sweetener as things stand.

#jujusugarkomumubittersni
We've got a runner......We've got a runner!!!.......Jesusjnr!!....Jesusjnr is running!!!
grin grin grin

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 2:10pm On Feb 15
jesusjnr:
If you want to enjoy more jokes from me
Jokes? Oh my, what a deluded clown grin grin grin.
#turnioniown
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Emmanystone: 2:30pm On Feb 15
budaatum:

Buda nko? Vaxx claimed buda was the only true atheist on here, then Jesus got buda!
Nonsense
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by johnydon22(m): 2:36pm On Feb 15
JujuSugar:

How about this?......
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is absurd. But no more or less than any religion....
There is no evidence for this FSM just as there is equally no evidence for Vishnu, Yahweh, Allah etc..

I agree. Just saying it's an ill thought out tired joke
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 2:51pm On Feb 15
johnydon22:


I agree. Just saying it's an ill thought out tired joke
Meh.... I still think it works and is fun cheesy
But to each his own I guess smiley

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by tintingz(m): 2:53pm On Feb 15
johnydon22:


I agree. Just saying it's an ill thought out tired joke
No it's not.

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by tintingz(m): 2:57pm On Feb 15
The FSM argument is an argument to absurdity and it works well with religious people who are very dogmatic.

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by malvisguy212: 3:31pm On Feb 15
1Sharon:


Have a look at this post for compelling evidence

https://www.nairaland.com/3807155/one-true-god#56650588


And grab ur copy of the gospel of Fsm:
Good . Atheism is a religion. Thank you

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by malvisguy212: 3:35pm On Feb 15
sonmvayina:
From one state of delusion to another even worse than the first one.. Well I wish you all the best..

No real person who has read and really understood the bible will choose Christianity.. Judaism maybe... But Christianity, that is just an insult against God almighty..

All Christians are rebels against God...
your religion you belong to,,?
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by malvisguy212: 4:00pm On Feb 15
johnydon22:
Actually No, it's a play that replaces one form of deity with another in a mockery form.

If i was a theist, I'd very much like it when people use that cus I'd simply retort

"Great, we both agree there is a God behind the universe"
I agree with you bro ..... . Is like your atheists friends are reinforcing the meaning of atheism . Long time.
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by LordReed(m): 4:00pm On Feb 15
johnydon22:


I agree. Just saying it's an ill thought out tired joke

You are overthinking this thing.

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Danhumprey: 5:43pm On Feb 15
JujuSugar:

Where was God when the flying spaghetti monster was creating the universe?



Because he is a spaghetti!!
Now scram!!!
angry
LMAO... grin grin grin

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by 1Sharon(f): 5:49pm On Feb 15
johnydon22:


I agree. Just saying it's an ill thought out tired joke

I'll thought? Really?

What do you feel about the invisible pink unicorn then?
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by 1Sharon(f): 6:01pm On Feb 15
hahn:


I actually disagree. With monikers like winner01, kingebukasblog, 4evergod, sciencewatch, anas09, felixomor etc his level of delusion is still very much elementary.

Where are these ppl now? God can do better.
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Anas09: 6:02pm On Feb 15
hahn:


I actually disagree. With monikers like winner01, kingebukasblog, 4evergod, sciencewatch, anas09, felixomor etc his level of delusion is still very much elementary.
Gerarahia mehn.

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by hahn(m): 7:20pm On Feb 15
Anas09:

Gerarahia mehn.

Don't be an ass

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Anas09: 8:03pm On Feb 15
hahn:

Don't be an ass
I couldn't if i wanted to. I'm not an atheist.
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Anas09: 8:03pm On Feb 15
hahn:

Don't be an ass
I couldn't if i wanted to. I'm not an atheist.
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by hahn(m): 10:32pm On Feb 15
Anas09:

I couldn't if i wanted to. I'm not an atheist.

Yeah. It comes naturally to you. Like a spiritual gift from the lord grin

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Anas09: 11:59pm On Feb 15
hahn:


Yeah. It comes naturally to you. Like a spiritual gift from the lord grin
Yes right? A child of God does not lack Wisdom

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by sonmvayina(m): 7:06am On Feb 16
malvisguy212:
your religion you belong to,,?
I am igbo, from delta State.. So I identify with my omenani, my igbo Traditional religion... I am not a slave, only slaves worship their masters God.

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