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Lol.

Very interesting

You were being careful not to relate with a fake person like in the past, but you shouldn't have concluded so fast.. So regrettable that you even ignored and refused collecting his card.. Lession learned,'think well before you talk, act or conclude on something.'

earthsync:
Lol I bet you regretted

sure i did

I almost insulted a DSS state director... God helped me I did not say it out...

During my early days of highness, i went to a small bar to drink some beer back in Abuja. Then this gworo teeth guy offered me cigarettes to test.. That was actual the first time i will be smoking..
We began talking and all.. I honestly looked down on him, so i didn't give him full regards, it was when he was about leaving that i got to know he's the son of the Governor of Sokoto state..

EdoBozz:
This happened some years back sha when I visited Abuja on one of my trips. I had missed the town a lot so I decided to go on a relaxation trip.

Wayback in Abuja there was one crystal lounge my friends use to take me to and I loved the place so when I visited I really wanted to go there again but this time I just wanted to have my own private chilling alone so I went alone at night about 12am. Because of the way the roads are I actually missed my way so I had to stop at a police checkpoint to explain to them how I missed my way to the club. Abuja police are just too correct. As I was with them their hilux came and I think the two guys in the hilux were doing routine check on all the officers placed in different road blocks so they explained my issue to them omo na so the men on siren tell me to follow them for back. Me self on double trafficator dey follow them till we reach the place. They just made me feel like a VIP as them clear road for me arrange where I will park and they zoomed off.

See me feeling fly, I entered the club and sat on my own, ordered a bottle of moet and was feeding my eyes with the sweet ladies around. Then a guy came and sat close to me and he was on his own as well.
The guy ordered his own drink and was trying to gist with me. Though I was responding but for my mind I was like make this guy just free me abeg. Later he started complaining that non of the ladies there made sense and I was like this guy dey mad sha. Wethin I dey see I like but him eye be like say e no good.
All of a sudden the guy made a call and I knew it was to a girl and after a while about four girls came in and they came to huge him. Trust me, my head burst because truly none of the girls inside the club that day reach those girls. The guy even introduced me as his friend and because we sat close he codedly told me to select anyone I want aside his own that I should worry. The guy started pumping them with drinks, they were dancing with themselves but the guy and I just sat down watching. At a point I just said this one na setup because if I carry any babe there na like 100k she go bill me and I no go pay babe that kind money just to chop. I told the guy I was going to pee and while I was in the toilet the guy came as well and was like it seems I want to leave and I told him not really. There in the toilet he just gave me his complementary card and told me I can call him anytime and he went back in. When I looked at the card, I weak finally. All this while I was sitting with a young colonel of the Nigerian Army from the ministry of defence, Abuja. When I went back in, my loyalty change immediately.

What shall it profit you to gain the most beautiful women and lose your soul?

EdoBozz:
This happened some years back sha when I visited Abuja on one of my trips. I had missed the town a lot so I decided to go on a relaxation trip.

Wayback in Abuja there was one crystal lounge my friends use to take me to and I loved the place so when I visited I really wanted to go there again but this time I just wanted to have my own private chilling alone so I went alone at night about 12am. Because of the way the roads are I actually missed my way so I had to stop at a police checkpoint to explain to them how I missed my way to the club. Abuja police are just too correct. As I was with them their hilux came and I think the two guys in the hilux were doing routine check on all the officers placed in different road blocks so they explained my issue to them omo na so the men on siren tell me to follow them for back. Me self on double trafficator dey follow them till we reach the place. They just made me feel like a VIP as them clear road for me arrange where I will park and they zoomed off.

See me feeling fly, I entered the club and sat on my own, ordered a bottle of moet and was feeding my eyes with the sweet ladies around. Then a guy came and sat close to me and he was on his own as well.
The guy ordered his own drink and was trying to gist with me. Though I was responding but for my mind I was like make this guy just free me abeg. Later he started complaining that non of the ladies there made sense and I was like this guy dey mad sha. Wethin I dey see I like but him eye be like say e no good.
All of a sudden the guy made a call and I knew it was to a girl and after a while about four girls came in and they came to huge him. Trust me, my head burst because truly none of the girls inside the club that day reach those girls. The guy even introduced me as his friend and because we sat close he codedly told me to select anyone I want aside his own that I should worry. The guy started pumping them with drinks, they were dancing with themselves but the guy and I just sat down watching. At a point I just said this one na setup because if I carry any babe there na like 100k she go bill me and I no go pay babe that kind money just to chop. I told the guy I was going to pee and while I was in the toilet the guy came as well and was like it seems I want to leave and I told him not really. There in the toilet he just gave me his complementary card and told me I can call him anytime and he went back in. When I looked at the card, I weak finally. All this while I was sitting with a young colonel of the Nigerian Army from the ministry of defence, Abuja. When I went back in, my loyalty change immediately.

So it was you that i sat with that day? Chai....what a small world

yes oh all the thanks should go to Buhari

Lolz . funny story. Scammers work that way too. Before you know am" Oh no!I forgot my ATM blah blah blah lend me soso amount of money I will pay u back tomorrow." E dey do like action film.

come you sure say no be lie you dey lie so?

i no sure say na police you meet

luck was just on your side cause, the policemen were yet to take Atiku's weed that evening

Shibaraba:
Choi!!!!

What if the guy mess you come ask yab am say the mess dey smell...your own don done be that


Same thing happen to me but my own get as e be
I just fly enter for one kain wedding. As I no want make village people know say I dey around I decided not to go home but chill around Ikeja. Na so somehow I enter "the place" for Ikeja

As I just dey chill one guy just enter with all him paddies dey my side for VIP.Them reach like four. Kack near me. As I see say dem no shark after a long time na him I kuku drop one ciroc for their table say make dem dey use am wash system. The guys just laugh say thank you. I come dey form van damme. Based on say na dolapo dey hand I just dey order. Them cancel like 2 ciroc and two cranberry packs. As I dey form don Corleone na him one of them waka comot go outside. See solid babes wey follow am enter. I no know say na the girls dem dey wait for. Na so them start to shell me drinks. Bros I nearly piss for body.
Ace of spades just litter table. They even left some unopened say make I carry dey go. Them pay their bills join my own. Omo see as I humble. When dem.dey waka I don dey jonz na him I say make me sef waka. When I see their moto na him I know say I mess up. Yankee wey I dey na story. These guys are gods. See as Porsche plenty. With one mad motor wey be like batman own.

Them no know when I japa. I disappear like mess. Those kind people na them dey cause depression.

Hahahahaahahaaha
Nor be small depression.

I really wish there re more 2 it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, just feeling lyk i am watching a latest film,,,,,,,

EdoBozz:
This happened some years back sha when I visited Abuja on one of my trips. I had missed the town a lot so I decided to go on a relaxation trip.

Wayback in Abuja there was one crystal lounge my friends use to take me to and I loved the place so when I visited I really wanted to go there again but this time I just wanted to have my own private chilling alone so I went alone at night about 12am. Because of the way the roads are I actually missed my way so I had to stop at a police checkpoint to explain to them how I missed my way to the club. Abuja police are just too correct. As I was with them their hilux came and I think the two guys in the hilux were doing routine check on all the officers placed in different road blocks so they explained my issue to them omo na so the men on siren tell me to follow them for back. Me self on double trafficator dey follow them till we reach the place. They just made me feel like a VIP as them clear road for me arrange where I will park and they zoomed off.

See me feeling fly, I entered the club and sat on my own, ordered a bottle of moet and was feeding my eyes with the sweet ladies around. Then a guy came and sat close to me and he was on his own as well.
The guy ordered his own drink and was trying to gist with me. Though I was responding but for my mind I was like make this guy just free me abeg. Later he started complaining that non of the ladies there made sense and I was like this guy dey mad sha. Wethin I dey see I like but him eye be like say e no good.
All of a sudden the guy made a call and I knew it was to a girl and after a while about four girls came in and they came to huge him. Trust me, my head burst because truly none of the girls inside the club that day reach those girls. The guy even introduced me as his friend and because we sat close he codedly told me to select anyone I want aside his own that I should worry. The guy started pumping them with drinks, they were dancing with themselves but the guy and I just sat down watching. At a point I just said this one na setup because if I carry any babe there na like 100k she go bill me and I no go pay babe that kind money just to chop. I told the guy I was going to pee and while I was in the toilet the guy came as well and was like it seems I want to leave and I told him not really. There in the toilet he just gave me his complementary card and told me I can call him anytime and he went back in. When I looked at the card, I weak finally. All this while I was sitting with a young colonel of the Nigerian Army from the ministry of defence, Abuja. When I went back in, my loyalty change immediately.

Nice piece bro... There should be no room for discrimination

There was a day I was in front of a supermarket and saw one woman wearing a black suit and a Christmas hat. I looked at her and told my elder brother thaf she looked like Mother Christmas. We all laughed it over.

When she stepped out, one police orderly came to open her black Prado for her and collected stuff from her. When I looked at the plate number, it as **SJ 02. She was the no.2 Judge of that state.

Today, she's the CJ of that state.

*Edited the plate number make I no go from Nairaland to prison*

Sometimes I wish I could set out at wee hours just to hang out with myself and meet exotic people...But sleep no go gree me.

Just yesterday, I was thinking of taking my sis to go and do karaoke... Song choice would just be Shina Peters hit song of the ancient days that should be fun!

Seeeeeeevvvvenn 77777 is a number, oluwashina

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Mods please pity this op and push his thread to FP pls. Atleast peeps can read and laugh

Yo look pretty great.

Nice piece to easy working days stress

EdoBozz:
Yowa...

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That's Wuse

Its good to be humble

This isn't for people who stay indoors all day. God epp my life.

Smh

I have an uncle who shared his experience with me and my dad.

This my uncle is a livestock farmer. Self taught and from a humble background. He was really good and consulted for many big farms in the SW then. He also consulted for Obasanjo farms.

When OBJ was President, he invited that my uncle to Abuja for normal business talks. On the flight to Abuja, he met the Hon. Rep Member representing our local constituency in the House of Rep. My uncle the farmer tried introducing himself to the Rep member but that one casually waved him off.

When they landed in Abuja, security and protocol officers from the State House were at the tarmac. Immediately my uncle the farmer landed, they received him and there were vehicles from Aso Rock waiting to pick him.

Once our dear Rep Member saw this, he tried running and stretching his hand but the security agents rebuffed him. He started shouting "Egbon, e bami ki Baba". (Please help me greet Baba)

I don't know how you want to be greeting someone that doesn't know you.