xoftcore:

Oga if you don't know how to write
Get off nairaland

tohyorsih:
All hail the professor

ruggedtimi:
In 2014 i boarded arik flight from lagos to ph, the flight delayed for 30mins before takeoff. I sat beside a young man dressed casually. Then i was using samsung note3, the man saw my phone and brought out his samsung s5 to show me weather forecast, telling me the reason why the flght was been delayed. The guy asked me where am coming from, i was coming from ghana then, so i told him and i was feeling fly.
So he strted discussing about his trip from china to taiwan and how cheap it was compared to flight from ghana to nigeria. He actually travelled from new york to china before taiwan just for a frnd’s wedding.
All this while in my mind i was like see this 419 man oh!!( cos i don fall for 419 people tire so i was been carefull). I briefly told him about myself, told him my state( bayelsa) and he was like “i am heading to bayelsa once i arrive ph to have a meeting with your state governor.” Told me he works for NDDC
When we finally touched down ph While the flight was on the runway he pointed out to a private jet parked at the airport and he was like his frnd owns it and the frnd offered the jet to pick him up at lagos airport but he turned it down. Omo all this while everything this man said i didnt take it serious, I kept singing in my mind “419”.
When the plane stopped he made a call( the normal we just touched down call). He wanted to give me his card and i ignored. Coming down from the flight just at the edge of the air-stair two well kitted mobile policemen carried his bag and escorted him to the v.i.p terminal. My eye clear

Shugah:














Chai! This is why you should never judge a book by it's cover because most times, there is more to it than met the eyes.
God should send such persons to me abeg... I'm accommodating, I promise I won't form
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adaksbullet:
oga softporn, are u the one that his buyed me data too brows? Are u thinked me and u his mate? Am no no say seun his complane that am on nairaland

xoftcore:

Your English teacher,
The school you went to,
All friends and relatives who knew you
Deserve this
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adaksbullet:
Am steel remembered wen am looked down in one guy on footboll feed, is march mine leg and am gived him beetings off his live, these boy didnt not even fighted me back, so am beet her well well
After the march, toooooooo mine greeeeeeetest suprise, man his an sooooooooooooolja
Naso is boys is bundu me into car boooooot

The kain beeting am chooped on barak that day ehn

adaksbullet:
kaparichimainchimainchopako

tosyne2much:
You no well at all baba

tohyorsih:
Zlatan don put am for your mouth abi?

adaksbullet:
whom his him?

tohyorsih:
Zanku crooner

sisitito01:
This isn't for people who stay indoors all day. God epp my life.

MissJoy29:

Really? That's your question? Really?

BlackSeptember:
Answer the question or I will descend on you.

Can I be your friend offline

Preshy561:
Lol. Mine was when I was 17-18 year old, I normally visit my sister who studied in one of the Federal university then. Normally, she will leave me for school and if I get bored sort of, I'd go round to feed my eyes.

So, one faithful day, as I was doing my usual strolling, I stopped at newspaper vendor and decided to relax and listen to people discuss politics, cos I like politics

Then, I bought my banana and grandnut and I shared to the old men sitting and discussing the politics they thanked me and I continued eating my banana.

So, as I stayed long, the gists became interesting that I was forced to add my little idea about Nigerian political issues, even though I reluctantly say my mind, so they saw how profound I was in the happening even with my small body , they became interested that as a very young lady I could muster such words, well, I didn't send anybody.

I continued eating my banana So, one of them asked my name and school which I told them, reluctantly.

They were amazed though, though I didn't bother asking them as I was already tired waiting for my sister to come home, naso them begin introduce themselves, I didn't have any idea that I was sitting with a SAN, Special Assistant TO THE STATE GOVERNOR, Secretary of the state, lol. And these men had security men on waiting for them.

And I was told that I was close to the government house, and all That, well, I helped a friend then who was a jobless lawyer through the SAN, later lost his contact when I lost my phone and changed my number in 2015.

MissJoy29:

If you descend on me, I will make you ascend from me...

Friends?

Mods please pity this op and push his thread to FP pls. Atleast peeps can read and laugh

EdoBozz you see how I begged on your behalf and the thread reach FP shey?

adaksbullet:
oga softporn, are u the one that his buyed me data too brows? Are u thinked me and u his mate? Am no no say seun his complane that am on nairaland

sisitito01:
This isn't for people who stay indoors all day. God epp my life.