Hold up, I know you opened this thread to read a story but first, you have to listen. There are some few things I need to get out of the way first.


Dedication


First and foremost I'll like to give all thanks, praises, and gratitude, and adulation, and commendation, and admiration, and of course glorification, not to forget appreciation and also salutations but most importantly magnification to the God almighty because he is the one who makes all things possible. Now that, that is out of the way, I will like to dedicate this story to myself


Disclaimer

Buhari won the presidential election and I know most of you must be having mixed feelings right now (some are happy, some are angry and some are just ) whichever one you are please and please I take god and beg you don't come and pour your emotion on my humble thread, I wee just curse you ni .

Also, take note that this story is a work of fiction and any character's name that coincide with that of someone you know(dead or alive) is merely a coincidence and not intentional. So, if you see your grandpa's name for here don't come and press charges o. (I just clocked 18 last year so I'm still a minor anyways )

Acknowledgments

This story wouldn't be complete if I don't acknowledge some wonderful people on this forum and so without further ado, I shall proceed to copy and paste their monikers below.
alamiendagash , hadampson , souloho19 ,
dasilver20 , lankyannie ,
sammyfreshsmooth , kimbra , hollysaint , albacete ,
gabbyraze , hawlahsco , kajsa08 ,
nastynic ,
holluwaphlexy , bestie93 , yawngdee , skubido , sliss , pweetygiftofgod , evold , olaiyadoam , asek1 , boffinjay , braineya , kakakoshina ,

You guys are all wonderful people and feel free to read this story so long as you meet all the requirements below.


Requirements

This story is free to read but there are some requirements that are very crucial for you to meet.

Allowed devices: Brand new iPhone X Max, Brand new iPad, Brand new Hp Laptop or any other window device as long as it's brand new. Don't come and be using old and faulty device to read my story.
Bank Balance: Six digits.... (If you know your account is not smiling right now, don't come and read my story because a hungry reader is an angry reader and both the reader and writer cannot be angry at the same time.)
Age: This story is suitable for all age brackets, just make sure you meet the other requirements.
Also, you must have read my first story. The Killer's Guild https://www.nairaland.com/3611487/killers-guild-sin-city

Addendum:
You must have a British passport.
The bouncers are in place to kick anyone who misbehaves.

Expectations

I know I wrote Romantic in the story's title but I merely used that to bait you in. I'm sorry to inform you that there will be no overly sexual acts in this story. There may be a few sexual innuendos but nothing obscene, let's keep it holy, please .
And also, I know that I wrote Funny story in the title as well but given the fact that I don't have a single funny bone in my body, you are in for some disappointment if that's what you came here for.
I like trying my hand in things I'm not so good at and that is why I came up with this story concept.
Most importantly, don't expect to find any moral lesson from this story, don't say I did not warn you .
I will be posting one Episode per day.........probably .


Conclusion

This story is due to be made into a Nollywood movie(*coughs*) so if you notice any grammatical errors that may have been caused due to autocorrect(*coughs*)do let me know.

Have fun reading................







(c)Lesky2019

I think I omitted some monikers: Danavast , Yemike , Deskido , devilmaycry1 (The devil must cry), Stormisova

wetin be dis one again na ehn,Mr man u better go continue killers guide or make u tell us if u no go continue am

Streetmade:
wetin be dis one again na ehn,Mr man u better go continue killers guide or make u tell us if u no go continue am

I'll continue it boss, no worry

Last time I checked I didn't have a Union Jack's passport.

I'll fall in once I have one.

Thanks for sharing with me anyway.

Lesky3:
I'll continue it boss, no worry

oya na make i enjoy dis one

Oga Lesky3, as you divert to another stuff entirely; I'm not pleased if any one do. Let's round up with A before stating B..
I'll be super excited if you continue with the formal story although I have no idea what is in package this one will bring forth..

Las las na your story, only you can decide..

I'm the Lord of the underground. I'm reading with unapproved device but I'm not easy to be booted out as I have invisibility cloak. I won't talk about the passport issue for now, thanks for the mention.

Hahahaha. Lesky3 wetin happen


This ya requirements na d.i.e oooo.


Thanks for the Acknowledge tinz. U too much baba.

Ride on

Ride on boss but I am waiting eagerly for "sin city"

BrainEya:
Oga Lesky3, as you divert to another stuff entirely; I'm not pleased if any one do. Let's round up with A before stating B..
I'll be super excited if you continue with the formal story although I have no idea what is in package this one will bring forth..

Las las na your story, only you can decide..

You know what? You're right, it is my story.....but none of this would make any sense if I didn't have people like you who are willing to read it.

So, here's what I'm going to do...... I'll start updating the second season of sin city alongside this story.

It won't be easy but I'll try.

Evold:
I'm the Lord of the underground. I'm reading with unapproved device but I'm not easy to be booted out as I have invisibility cloak. I won't talk about the passport issue for now, thanks for the mention.

na too much Harry Potter dey worry you,
Bouncers do your job

Danny should be 26.He won the award at 14 and this is happening after 12 years.

Oga Lesky3.
This one just dey crack ma ribs any how.

That Samuel of a guy I believe he hold nokia 3310 for the call to went through the second dail...

''I don catch you today''
First thought na that ibadan local rapper...

i lyk d way ya story is going man...dat samuel ehnn na sharpman e b

Episode 3

“Bimpe, hurry up now.” Princess called as she was walking to the front door, her high heels making loud noises on the tiled floor. She had an handbag in her right hand and a car key dangling on her left hand.

“Madam, I dey come.” Bimpe replied from inside.

“What’s taking so long?” Princess asked.

“Why are you even taking her along? Why not leave her here to look after the house?” Blessing who was waiting by the door asked.

“You’re asking as if you don’t know that Bimpe is not well. So you want me to leave her alone in the house so that she can ruin everything I worked hard for.” Princess said to her friend.

Blessing was just about to speak when Bimpe walked into the living room, dragging two luggage with her, one in each hand. She had another bag hung on her back but instead of wearing the bag on her shoulder, she had the handles hanging by her neck in such a way that the bag’s weight was choking her and her eyes looked like they were going to pop out of their sockets.

“Madam, help me.” She said in a weak voice.

Princess and her friend rushed over to her and managed to get the bag off her neck.

“Are you trying to get yourself killed? You want to die so that your people will come and hold me for killing their daughter. That’s what you want right?” Princess asked in annoyance.

“No, ma. I didn’t know how the bag is just shifted oninown.” Bimpe said.

“Princess was right about you, you no well at all.” Blessing said and then she turned to face Princess. “Moreover, why do you need so many stuff?” She asked, gesturing at the loads on the ground.

“I’m going to be there for two months now, I’ll need all the basic items that I can carry.” Princess said.

“Yes, I know but isn’t this a little too much?” Blessing asked. “I’m sure, Abigail will already have most of these at home.”

“It can’t be the same,” Princess explained. “You know some of us only go for the best products.”

“Na you sabi. Just hurry up, you know you’re already running late.” Blessing said.

Princess turned to face Bimpe and handed her the car key. “Go and put those luggage in the trunk.” She said.

Bimpe bent down to pick the bag back up but Princess told her to leave it there and drop the luggage off first.

Bimpe did as she was told and dragged both luggage out of the house towards one of the two cars that were sitting in the compound.

“By the way, Princess, have you heard that your man crush is back in the country?” Blessing asked her friend once they were alone.

“Is there anyone in this country who hasn’t heard? The news is all over the internet and even radio stations.” Princess said, clearly astonished by how much recognition, Danny has.

“Then you must have heard that he’s hosting a return concert this evening.” Blessing said.

“Don’t even remind me of that concert, you have no idea how angry I am that I am unable to attend the show.” Princess said, clearly displeased about the issue.

“Have you at least spoken with his manager? Didn’t he promise that you’ll get to meet him when he gets back?” Blessing asked.

“Yes, I was actually able to get through to him yesterday.” Princess said.

“So, what’d he say?” Blessing asked curiously.

“He said that they have a lot of engagements on their hands and I may not even get a chance to speak with Danny even if I come to the show cause he’ll be too tired to meet with anyone but he promised that he’ll manage to help me set up an appointment with him very soon.”

“He better o, cause after all the money you’ve spent, it won’t be nice if you don’t eventually get to meet him.”

“It’s not a matter of if I’ll meet him because I’m sure I’ll definitely meet him someday, the real question is when that day will be. All I know is that it’s going to be a very special moment when we finally get to make each others acquaintance cause you can tell that we’re a match made in heaven.” Princess said with glee.

“Just make sure you guys invite me to the wedding.” Blessing teased.

“Hold on oh,” Princess suddenly realized something. “Bimpe has been gone for some time now.” She said.

“Yeah, maybe she went outside to buy something.” Blessing said wondering why Princess looked so worried.

But Princess was unconvinced as she proceeds to walk outside while calling, Bimpe’s name with no response from her. Blessing followed after her and they both walked over to the car but Bimpe was no where in sight.

Where could she be? Princess wondered. She noticed that the key was still in the trunk’s keyhole so she decided to check if Bimpe had at least placed the luggage in there before she left. She opened up the trunk and lo and behold, there she was, lying down in the trunk, trapped under a luggage and struggling to get herself back up.

Both Princess and Blessing were baffled and they didn’t know when their mouths fell open.

“How did this happen?” Princess had to ask.

“I trip,” Bimpe said.

“You what?” It was Blessing’s turn to ask.

“I trip.” Bimpe repeated right away, as if those two words perfectly explain the scenario.

O'boy, you sure say you no need deliverance so? If the Samuel and Bimpe of this world, plus national association of ibadan rapers, catch you, you go hear wen.
Ride on Boss. You are doing a great job.

Interesting

Omo Samuel no wan gri oo

Trip ke, wahala wa ooo



Tanks for the update

Episode 4

It’s 10 PM in the evening and the sun has long gone into hiding, the shiny crystal ball, otherwise known as the moon is now out in all its glory to take its spot and dozens of tiny little stars shimmer around it to add to its glow. Yes, it was truly a remarkable sight to behold but stars and the moon are something we see every night, something not so peculiar though is the event that was taking place at The Merry Makers Event Center.

The Event Center in Abuja truly witnessed a groundbreaking event like never before on this faithful night. The venue was filled to the brim with almost as much people outside as there was inside. It is quite hard to believe that an event which was announced merely 24 hours to its commencement could have such a massive turnout of crowds. The huge number of people that were in attendance made it appear, as though the event had been building up for over a year ago, or maybe it has? After all, each and every single person among the crowd in attendance have been itching and anxiously waiting for his return and after almost a year and half he’s finally back and they just can’t wait to catch a glimpse of the man who has set a new standard in Africa’s entertainment industry.

A lot of people could not contain their joy when he finally stepped up on the stage for his performance, and talk about delivering a show like no one else can! Danny brought the same amazing energy that he was widely known for into the show, and to say that the audience was thrilled with his performance would be a gross understatement.

Both men and women, the young and the elderly, slay queens and slay kings were freaking out and screaming their hearts out the second Danny came up on stage.

A few people were passing out and slumping to the floor here and there, no one knew exactly why these people were fainting, if it’s due to the fact that they were simply star struck by Danny’s presence or maybe they were suffocating due to the mammoth crowd that was trying to push their way to the front…..(let’s just assume that they were star struck)

The fact of the matter is that no one cared to know the reason why this people were passing out and they just stepped over or even stamped on their bodies to get forward.

If you’re someone who enjoys fainting a lot, then this might be a bad day for you to do so because once your body hits the floor, you’re bound to get trampled by at least two people.

It won’t be too much of an exaggeration to say that some destinies were crushed in this stampede. (This is what you call hyperbole)

The scene was wild and chaotic; it looked like an entire battalion of military forces were trying to force their way across the enemy’s border.

The bouncers and security staffs were getting more than their money’s worth of hard work just trying to maintain decorum……

At the end of the day, it was an epic and amazing show that witnessed a lot of joy and excitement. Lots of emotions were running wild, tears were shed, pulses were raised, and bones were broken…….lots and lots of bones were broken……

After the show was well over and the clouds were settled, just when you’d think that the rowdiness would have died down. A huge crowd of people were still waiting outside the event center. Some were waiting to get an autograph, some were waiting with the hope of being among the lucky few that would get a photo with Danny and others were just waiting to catch a glimpse of the super star once he exits the building but they were in for a long and anxious wait as Danny did not appear to be coming out any time soon.

Tanks for the update.


Happy Sunday to you all. Shalom

Park yellow Bugatti veyron
Walk in majestically... Arrange a table.

Hey lesky3 i see you. Thanks for the mention. Help me get a bottle of vodka

I missed you so much hormobolanle. Come and join me. Hadampson is here now

Laugh wan kill me die o... That Samuel bamiduro is one funny guy. He no dey dull at all

As for bimpe, i think she needs a medical attention

Keep it coming Lesky3
The sky is your starting point bro

And i greet the boss of this section, divepen. Rispeck boss

Thanks for the update

Episode 5

A man wearing a white suit coupled with black pant and a shiny pair of black leather shoes was hastily walking through a hotel’s hallway while conversing with someone on the phone.

“Please, just calm down. I’m on my way to his room; I’ll get back to you later.” The man said, his eyes nervously twitching underneath the glasses he had on.

After dropping the call, the man walked up to one of the rooms and knocked on the door. At first, gently but his knocking grew louder and became more aggressive the longer he had to wait. Soon enough the door opened up…..

“Hey, Felix.” Danny Prince greeted as he gingerly steps out of the room to join the man outside. For some reason, he was careful not to let the door open wide enough for the other man to get a good view of what was going on inside the room.

“What’s going on here? You had me worried.” Felix said with a straight look on his face. “And who’s in there with you?” Felix asked, sensing there is someone else inside the room.

++++++++++
Name: Felix Douglas
Nickname: Mr. Dough
(Fame
Instagram: 2M
Twitter: 600K
)
Occupation: Danny Prince’s Manager.
Marital Status: Divorced.
Age: 42
(Description
Pros: Rich, Smart, Good managing skill and Business savvy.
Cons: (………………)
)

“There’s nothing wrong, it’s just my stylist helping me get change.” Danny plainly said, he had switched out of his costume and was now wearing a white, plain, shirt and black shorts. He also had a black face cap resting on his head.

“Why did you just leave like that without informing me? You just went AWOL immediately after the concert. There are fans and most importantly, news reporters waiting to get an interview.” Felix said, clearly annoyed.

“Yeah, uhm….” Danny began, gently stroking his beardless chin. “I wasn’t really in the mood for any interview. My brain just zoned out for a few minutes after the show. So, I just met with some fans, signed a few autographs and then I decided to crash back here.” Danny explained.

His manager stared at him quizzically for a while before saying. “You know, I don’t understand what’s going through your mind lately.”

“To be fair, you don’t always have to know what’s going through my mind.” Danny said.

“Actually, I do. Because I’m you manager and I’m the one who’s going to get the blame for all the bad choices that you make. Now, while I may agree that you have earned a well deserved rest for tonight, I still think that you should have informed me before making your decision to leave.” Felix said, his voice sounded like a father scolding his child. “And speaking of bad choices….” Felix said as if having an afterthought. “There’s something I’ve been meaning to ask you but I decided to let it wait until after the concert.”

“What is that?” Danny asked.

“What transpired between you and Clara?”

“What?” Danny asked with an innocent look on his face.

“Now don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about. The poor girl called to inform me that you left her stranded at a shopping mall in Dubai with loads of bills to pay. She said she’s been calling your number but you’ve blocked her. I had to settle that bill after she pleaded with me that she’s low on cash.”

Danny chuckled out loud on hearing this, as he couldn’t hold it in.

“What? You think that’s funny? Why do you like being a jerk sometimes?” Felix asked.

Danny stopped smiling when Felix said this and for the first time that night, Danny had a frown on his face. “You didn’t even bother to wait for an explanation before jumping to conclusion. You’re already picking sides without hearing my side of the story.” Danny said.

“That’s because I know what you’re capable of,” Felix retorted.

“And you think I’m capable of leaving a broke woman stranded in a shopping mall?” Danny asked in disbelief. “I wouldn’t even do that to a complete stranger not to talk of someone I know and you know that.”

“Fine, tell me what happened.”

“I didn’t leave her stranded in the mall. I left because she told me to.”

“And you expect me to believe that?”

“Believe it or not, that’s what happened.” Danny said.

(_+Flashback+_)

(One week earlier)

(Inside a shopping mall in Dubai)

After buying a bunch of stuff that they don’t even need, Danny was starting to doubt if the items would fit in the Porsche or they’ll need to get a trailer to offload it. Meanwhile, Clara had also decided that they should renovate their rented apartment. She wanted to change the furniture and redesign the whole place to suit her taste.

“We’re only going to be there for two more days, Clara. That’s completely unnecessary.” Danny tried to reason with her but she was adamant and insisted that the room need to be just perfect throughout their stay and Danny had no choice but to give in to her demand but then a thought crossed his mind and he asked in a light tone. “So, let’s just assume that I can’t afford all this stuff that you are craving for……can we still be together?”

“What do you mean?” Clara asked as if she misinterpreted the question.

“I mean….. what if I’m not, Danny Prince and I’m just an average guy trying to make ends meet….will it make any difference to you?” Danny explained, wondering why he was asking the question anyway.

“Of course it will make all the difference,” Clara said almost immediately. “I mean just look at me, do I look like someone who can settle for an average guy? You won’t even have my attention if you’re not a millionaire….” She said with a full voice. Then she noticed a change in Danny’s reaction and asked. “What’s wrong? Why do you look so gloomy all of a sudden?”

“Well, pardon me if I’m not leaping for joy after you just told me that you only love me cause I’m rich,” Danny said.

“It’s not just because you’re rich dear but you’re also famous, now that’s the full package right there,” Clara said sweetly but then she continued. “I don’t know why you chose to ask this silly question but don’t let my compliments get into your head because there are a lot of men who are way richer than you are, that are already hitting on me, and I’m talking men with private jets and oil companies. So, you should consider yourself lucky that I choose to spend my time with you.” She boasted.

“You really don’t have to say such things right to my face, you know?” Danny said calmly. Clara was fond of raising the subject of her numerous admirers in most of their discussions.

Clara lets out a short laugh and said. “And why can’t I?” She asked. “You were the one who raised the question. Don’t think just because you’re taking me out and buying stuff for me will stop me from saying the truth and I’ll start sugar coating words just to please you. I have men at my beck and call who would be more than eager to come down here and settle all the bills. I still stand by what I said, I can never settle for an average guy and if you’re not comfortable with the truth then that’s your problem. I don’t even know what you’re getting so worked up about, it’s not like you’re one of those low life guys I’m referring to.” She said as she points at one of the gold chains on display. “This one looks great, what do you think?” She asked.

“Why don’t you ask one of your rich admirers, I’m out of here.” Danny who has had enough of her utterances said.

“Fine then, leave,” Clara said without bashing an eye as she continues to examine the chain.

And without saying another word, Danny turned his back and walked away as Clara now stared on with a shocked expression on her face.

(-_End Flashback_-)

(-_End Episode_-)





(-_-) Have a good night(_-_)

Lesky3:
Episode 5


(-_End Flashback_-)

(-_End Episode_-)





(-_-) Have a good night(_-_)

Lolzzzzzz,

tanks for the update.


Have a pleasing night ahead too

Episode 6

“That’s what happened?” Felix asked.

“Yeah, that’s what happened.” Danny replied. “You know I’m just sick and tired of all this fake loves man. All I ever wanted is someone that will love me for who I am and not just because of my wealth and status.”

“Alright, I understand how you feel and I know she may have sounded a bit insensitive.” Felix began calmly. “But nonetheless there’s no denying the fact that she was telling the truth. You need to understand that as a celebrity, especially one of your status, your wealth and status is what’s going to attract people to you and that’s just the cross you’ll have to live with. The fact that, Clara was willing to open up to you shows that she’s a honest person and I suggest you should consider talking to her and patch things up between you two.”

“I already crossed that bridge, Felix. I’m done with her.” Danny said. “If I can’t find true love, maybe I’ll just stay single forever; I think that’s better than being in a relationship with someone who only sees an ATM every time she looks at you.”

“Alright then,” Felix finally gave in when he noticed that Danny had already made up his mind but he wasn’t quite okay with the idea of, Danny giving up on love. He was sure that it will definitely have an effect on his mood and music. “Let’s just agree that you have closed the chapter with, Clara. Why don’t you consider this other girl that has been pestering me for a chance to finally meet you? What was her name again? Princess.”

“Which Princess?” Danny asked with genuine curiosity. “You’re going to have to be more specific. You have no idea how many Princesses I have on my page. One actually named herself, Daniella Princess.” Danny chuckled. “I had to hit like on her post.”

“No, I’m talking about…..wait, what did I tell you about liking random comments on your page?” Felix asked with a frank look on his face.

“I just thought I’d put a smile on her face for going through the trouble.” Danny said wondering why Felix was making such a big deal out of it.

“Listen, Daniel. You’re a mega superstar right now and it’s about time you start behaving like one. You need to be very careful with whatever you do. You never know when all this news hungry bloggers are going to cook something up from whatever little mistake you make and before you know it, all sort of news will start spreading about you. Imagine seeing this headline on one of the popular blog sites. ‘Danny Prince likes the comment of a fan who said that Wizzkidd is a whack artist.’”

“Why would I like such a comment?” Danny asked amusingly. “Wizzkidd is an amazing artist, I’ll never approve of such a derogatory comment about him.”

“That’s not the point, okay? This bloggers are hungry for news and won’t shy away from making things up and if you’re not careful you’ll only be making their job easier for them. Fake news are all over the internet you need to be extra careful.” Felix instructed.

“Alright, I hear you.” Danny said as he starts moving back inside. “If you don’t mind I’ll like to get some rest now.” He said to Felix.

“Yeah you should rest up, we have a busy day ahead of us tomorrow.” The manager said.

“No, we don’t.” Danny said as he steps out again.

“Yeah, we do. We have a lot of interviews and sponsored events to attend.” The manager reinstated.

“Have you forgotten that we had an agreement?” Danny asked his eyes staring intently at his middle aged manager.

“What agreement?” Mr. Douglas asked.

“Oh My God!” Danny exclaimed. “Don’t tell me you have forgotten.” He said as he lifts the face cap off his head to reveal a clean shaved head.

Felix gasped for breath as soon as he saw this and now it was his turn to exclaim. “Oh My God, Danny what did you do?”

(G.Night folks.)

Lest I forget, Wizzkidd, very different from Wizkid...take note

Shalom

Thank you Lesky. Celebrity has its own down turn.
Love becomes money oriented.

Tanks for the update