If U Have A Large Dick, Come In Here. - Romance (2)

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Re: If U Have A Large Dick, Come In Here. by Jagaban880: 4:21pm On Mar 07, 2019

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Re: If U Have A Large Dick, Come In Here. by UniQue84: 4:41pm On Mar 07, 2019

The guy with the moniker 'zombicmodz' have already given you an answer and a good one at that but I just want to emphasis more on it by clearing your ignorance, and you dont have to make your point by ridiculing other people's business or at least do it without mentioning names.

And I like to let you know there are certain cream, herbal soap as well as pump that truely enlarges the joystick, yes you heard me right they truly exist, the challenge here is knowing the good ones. Be that as it may, there is little or no patience exercise by individuals seeking for joystick enlargement as they are always in a hurry to get result forgetting that the joystick grows in inches overtime and it has no bone less we would worked it out at the gym to get bigger.

Nevertheless, what the dick exercise pump, herbal soap, cream etc does is to enable the inflow of blood into the joystick, it is the degree of blood inflow from the iorta/heart into the joystick and how long it can be retained that determine erection as well as joystick enlargement both in width (circumference ) and the length, infact the overall effective functionality of the dick lies in the continuous ( unhindered) inflow of blood OVER A PERIOD OF TIME into the dick, this greatly determines how big it will be.

Futhermore the body of the penis is cylindrical in shape and consists of three circular shaped chambers. These chambers are made up of special, sponge-like tissue. This tissue contains thousands of large spaces that fill with blood when the man is sexually aroused. As the penis fills with blood, it becomes rigid and erect, which allows for penetration during sexual intercourse. The skin of the penis is loose and elastic to accommodate changes in penis size during an erection.

In closing I like to let you know that guys can only posses two types of dick the SHOWER type dick or the GROWER, yours might be shower, always remaining big even during, before or after sex and most times maintain same length/width during intercourse or at most little additiion . unlike the shower the grower is a special type of dick that looks so small sometimes (always responding very well to temperature change ) but when it comes to digging they come out thier shell like a tortoise to cause havoc expanding most times more than the shower dick, most guys know and posses it.

Its a deceptive type of DIcK grin

Stop showing yourself bro we know your type grin

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Re: If U Have A Large Dick, Come In Here. by richidinho(m): 4:57pm On Mar 07, 2019

I'm looking for ways to cut down mind I swear, I hardly go to swimming pool with friends

Re: If U Have A Large Dick, Come In Here. by zexy2030(op): 5:25pm On Mar 07, 2019

richidinho:
I'm looking for ways to cut down mind I swear, I hardly go to swimming pool with friends

thank God I have a witness: pls tell us the product was it natural or enhanced. if enhanced tell us the product that did the wonders except u r a marketer of this online products..as in that's what u do for a living..then u won't say the truth..I swear..
tell us how u got it..pls say the truth.

Re: If U Have A Large Dick, Come In Here. by Mutemenot(m): 5:33pm On Mar 07, 2019

zexy2030:
it is very small when ur dick measures 0-3.5 inches when erect and 2 inches thick
it is average if its 4 - 6.5 inches and thickness 4- 5inches
it is large from 7-10 inches and thickness 6-7inches.
that's is the measurements.

Are you Sure of what you are saying or just typing??

Re: If U Have A Large Dick, Come In Here. by zexy2030(op): 5:36pm On Mar 07, 2019

Mutemenot:
Are you Sure of what you are saying or just typing??

thank God u r online...ask google same question.. post ur result here.

Re: If U Have A Large Dick, Come In Here. by husbandsnatcha(f): 5:46pm On Mar 07, 2019

zexy2030:
the truth pill# let's stop scammers.
I didn't use cream or pump, mine is purely genetic, it is same with my brothers..
many guys even men are crying over their penis sizes when they see mine they feel small..they ask what can they do to make it bigger at least like mine to make their women happy..
u may ask how do they see it..it's when we go for camp meetings where men stay together and bath together.. attention is always drawn to mine..some curiously come to ask what did u do to achieve this.. I will tell them nothing..
but now I see a lot of products online promising men big dicks..I laff and say they all scam, if its not natural...then to achieve must be purely surgical
some guys here may prove me wrong.
Even some of these substances maybe poisonous in the near future causing cancer.
why not improve techniques rather than worry about dick size.
if u don't have it large just last long it is better and sweeter..women want attention not just the full filling of ur dick.. spend time with them making love..it's save less than spending ur income to increase ur dick to killing size..it's either nature or surgical.. nothing else..
the truth dey say is bitter.
some product sellers will disclaim this..
but if u have tried any product that has truly worked..not that u r selling that product for money.. just let some of these guys who worry about dick size know.
ur penis grows at puberty eating plenty fruits and veg. after that puberty the hormones are inactive like would stop working.
#the truth#

zexy show us dick plsssssssssssss am dying

Re: If U Have A Large Dick, Come In Here. by moststylish(m): 5:47pm On Mar 07, 2019

zexy2030:
I hope, atleast some have the average size 6" but not contended still want like 3" more..it is disturbing..when the pussy hole is 3-4 inches deep though some can be more deeper but that's on the average of many women. if its long the lady cries for her womb. its better if it is fatter ( good girth, thick)as the pussy expands to accommodate any size with much arousal and without tearing.
just hit with force the gspot which is 1.4" away from the entry about 600 strong thrust..she will beg you to stop. so what is the use of 9" when the pleasure spot is 2" away from entry.
so guys should appreciate their girth and length and not be carried away with fake products which causes lots of unhappiness in relationships.

600 strong thrust ke, is it government work, definitely not natural

Re: If U Have A Large Dick, Come In Here. by husbandsnatcha(f): 5:50pm On Mar 07, 2019

All of u have small dick

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Re: If U Have A Large Dick, Come In Here. by zexy2030(op): 5:50pm On Mar 07, 2019

husbandsnatcha:
zexy show us dick plsssssssssssss am dying

a record deal..since u want to turn me to a porn star..my dick is not going to be used by online drug promoters.

Re: If U Have A Large Dick, Come In Here. by Mutemenot(m): 5:51pm On Mar 07, 2019

zexy2030:
thank God u r online...ask google same question.. post ur result here.

The Thickness can not be in inches bro. How possible is it to have 5-7 inches thick pen?

Re: If U Have A Large Dick, Come In Here. by zexy2030(op): 5:51pm On Mar 07, 2019*

husbandsnatcha:
zexy show us dick plsssssssssssss am dying

where is ur Love Machine? u once upon a time advertised it here.

Re: If U Have A Large Dick, Come In Here. by richidinho(m): 6:15pm On Mar 07, 2019

zexy2030:
thank God I have a witness: pls tell us the product was it natural or enhanced. if enhanced tell us the product that did the wonders except u r a marketer of this online products..as in that's what u do for a living..then u won't say the truth..I swear..
tell us how u got it..pls say the truth.

lolz. ...mine is natural brother, even if it was one inch I got I won't even try to do anything artificial

I hate artificial things

Re: If U Have A Large Dick, Come In Here. by mezarddinny: 6:36pm On Mar 07, 2019

mine is about 7 inches long when not very erect(maybe about 7.5 when at full strength) and it is about 5 inches thick, it is enough for me to make girls moan tho, just know how to pound

Re: If U Have A Large Dick, Come In Here. by zexy2030(op): 7:38pm On Mar 07, 2019

mezarddinny:
mine is about 7 inches long when not very erect(maybe about 7.5 when at full strength) and it is about 5 inches thick, it is enough for me to make girls moan tho, just know how to pound

pls tell us how u achieved it.

Re: If U Have A Large Dick, Come In Here. by zexy2030(op): 7:40pm On Mar 07, 2019

husbandsnatcha:
All of u have small dick

Do I need to defend myself because u commented..naa..
go and settle down you are ageing beauty don't last and stop trolling for big dicks, I'm surrounded with padded pussies better than urs, so why do I need to reply ur comment or defend myself which can't change anything nor reduce my dick size.
Ain't u surrounded with dicks too..
I have one already here..so I don't care about anyone or whoever.. sayings..it's my asset.

Re: If U Have A Large Dick, Come In Here. by zexy2030(op): 7:51pm On Mar 07, 2019

I dedicate this page to nairalanders who are feeling inferior about their dicks.. I didn't invite any female cos they don't have dicks let alone a large dick.

Re: If U Have A Large Dick, Come In Here. by Nobody: 7:54pm On Mar 07, 2019

Zombicmodz:
Doctors have found so many ways of restarting puberty.
A simple injection of human chorionic gonadotropin ( HCG) will do that but it's expensive and not even necessary.

All the other stuff you've been barking about doesn't make any sense. Chemicals ? What chemicals do men rub on the penis that affect the womb later ?

It's like you want to be the only boy with a big dick but even so, you need to do thorough research and have scientific understanding of the topic. Not the self serving fantasy you've written here.

Apart from advertising your dick size you not made any coherent communication here.

Lol. You seems right about this OP

Re: If U Have A Large Dick, Come In Here. by Nobody: 8:04pm On Mar 07, 2019

zexy2030:
thank God I have a witness: pls tell us the product was it natural or enhanced. if enhanced tell us the product that did the wonders except u r a marketer of this online products..as in that's what u do for a living..then u won't say the truth..I swear..
tell us how u got it..pls say the truth.

With this your reply. I deducted that zexy2030 actually have a small dick and it's a major concern for him hence he is trying to find solutions tru comments here.

So zexy2030 here is my advice for u: Be grateful for your size and what matter most is lasting long. To last long doesn't requires drugs just try having sex frequently. It will boost ur morale and reduce the anxiety you have that made u release quickly.

Re: If U Have A Large Dick, Come In Here. by zexy2030(op): 8:11pm On Mar 07, 2019

hilario12:
With this your reply. I deducted that zexy2030 actually have a small dick and it's a major concern for him hence he is trying to find solutions tru comments here.

So zexy2030 here is my advice for u: Be grateful for your size and what matter most is lasting long. To last long doesn't requires drugs just try having sex frequently. It will boost ur morale and reduce the anxiety you have that made u release quickly.

you know what I won't defend myself it takes nothing from me..
I related a story at the beginning about bathing in the public, its like u didn't read from the beginning.
anyways so much products advertising enlargement. I have not tried any but sincerely many are just applying anything to have a large dick which turns a disappointment but I'm challenging any product seller to point to someone who used their product for enlargement and it worked.
I also said let ladies not condemn their guys of average dicks but guys should improve their techniques.
I don't know what to tell u again..I have nothing to explain.
its either natural or u undergo surgery that's truth I emphasize
apiah!

Re: If U Have A Large Dick, Come In Here. by husbandsnatcha(f): 8:49pm On Mar 07, 2019

zexy2030:
Do I need to defend myself because u commented..naa..
go and settle down you are ageing beauty don't last and stop trolling for big dicks, I'm surrounded with padded pussies better than urs, so why do I need to reply ur comment or defend myself which can't change anything nor reduce my dick size.
Ain't u surrounded with dicks too..
I have one already here..so I don't care about anyone or whoever.. sayings..it's my asset.

,u dnt want 2 reply me but u just did...
U also wanted me 2 be angry but u wl always failed swthrt ,
cos am an ironlady ,looooolz
just create awareness about me pple( almost 35) here knws my real life n private life ,
.they wl tell u QED in quote mr man ,mama vee is a divorcee wt a son prince chinedu ..

As am talking 2 u now a top military man from my town has been fighting tooth n nail 4 my hand in marriage .
but he isnt my type, i need a man of great humour n full of life (opposite of u xezy)
so dnt use marriage again ,maybe use money or sex starving

Re: If U Have A Large Dick, Come In Here. by husbandsnatcha(f): 8:50pm On Mar 07, 2019

zexy2030:
where is ur Love Machine? u once upon a time advertised it here.

u ar so young dear

Re: If U Have A Large Dick, Come In Here. by husbandsnatcha(f): 8:51pm On Mar 07, 2019

zexy2030:
a record deal..since u want to turn me to a porn star..my dick is not going to be used by online drug promoters.

coward

Re: If U Have A Large Dick, Come In Here. by xxlover: 10:49pm On Mar 07, 2019

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Re: If U Have A Large Dick, Come In Here. by zexy2030(op): 5:01am On Mar 08, 2019

husbandsnatcha:
,u dnt want 2 reply me but u just did...
U also wanted me 2 be angry but u wl always failed swthrt ,
cos am an ironlady ,looooolz
just create awareness about me pple( almost 35) here knws my real life n private life ,
.they wl tell u QED in quote mr man ,mama vee is a divorcee wt a son prince chinedu ..

As am talking 2 u now a top military man from my town has been fighting tooth n nail 4 my hand in marriage .
but he isnt my type, i need a man of great humour n full of life (I am)
so dnt use marriage again ,maybe use money or sex starving

hoping to meet you some day. Then we will talk better..since u just want to have fun.
are you ebele?

Re: If U Have A Large Dick, Come In Here. by OkunrinOloro: 7:14pm On Mar 08, 2019

Zombicmodz:
Doctors have found so many ways of restarting puberty.
A simple injection of human chorionic gonadotropin ( HCG) will do that but it's expensive and not even necessary.

All the other stuff you've been barking about doesn't make any sense. Chemicals ? What chemicals do men rub on the penis that affect the womb later ?

It's like you want to be the only boy with a big dick but even so, you need to do thorough research and have scientific understanding of the topic. Not the self serving fantasy you've written here.

Apart from advertising your dick size you not made any coherent communication here.

Re: If U Have A Large Dick, Come In Here. by Justbeingreal(m): 9:54pm On Mar 08, 2019

zexy2030:
u know what I met a lady December last year a Ghanian very huge and tall..I loved what I saw..then approached her..u know what...I knew her bf( very slim but but tall like I am)..I came close as a friend...there I told her I want to phuck her with an assurance of seeing a big dick..she agreed...but one thing she asked was this..hope it is sweet, she said " I have met men who have big dicks for nothing " she added "I'm actually OK with my bf, because he is never tired until I beg him with tears to stop" right there as she was thinking she sighed " I love my bf"..so I learnt from her..it's not size that matters make it so so sweet that she cries..let's see how she will cheat on you..rather will fight any lady around you.

And she cheated with you..

Re: If U Have A Large Dick, Come In Here. by zexy2030(op): 11:03am On Mar 09, 2019

Justbeingreal:
And she cheated with you..

ur conclusion.

Re: If U Have A Large Dick, Come In Here. by Justbeingreal(m): 11:20am On Mar 09, 2019

zexy2030:
ur conclusion.

How's it my conclusion judging from what u narrated up there.

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