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The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by ShinqRambq: 1:22pm On Mar 12, 2019
So many of you here have heard of this guy or should I say "guys"(read on,you will understand better) who makes such crazy and interesting comment here on Nairaland and on twitter and you have been wondering,"who is this NwaAmaikpe?".Today we will get to know a little secret about how he makes his comments.

First of,His knowledge of places:

How many of you have heard of google?,google box?,google map?,does it strike a bell?,I guess so.When NwaAmaikpe gets to a thread where his knowledge of places is needed,this is what he does

1.First,he books his space with this smiley " shocked "

2.He goes minimises his browser and bolts off to Google map.

3.He checks for the place needed.

4.He proceeds straight to Google info's about the place.

5.He comes back online to our darling nairaland,armed with "information stored in his head".

All this taking less than a minute and with Nairaland only showing the time last seen,you will hardly ever notice he went offline then he proceeds to complete his commen

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by ShinqRambq: 1:33pm On Mar 12, 2019
More Info's coming soon.........
Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by ShinqRambq: 1:44pm On Mar 12, 2019
SECONDLY,Who is NwaAmaikpe

NwaAmaikpe is not a single man,they all take turns in making comments.Read all his comments from A to Z and you will notice old comments contradicting the new comments.Also,if you are on twitter and you follow him,you would have noted that his comments there are not of top-notch sarcasm like the ones here and his English is not as fluent compared to the comments he makes here.They all take turns in making comments.

WHAT IS HIS INTENTION?

NwaAmaikpe is a social media influencer or rather a wannabe.I am not saying this to insult him.He even has a website currently not Working,NwaAmaikpe.Au.Net.His intention is to draw attention Tunde-Ednut-esque kind of social media influencer.That explains the reason for his outburst on Tiwa Savage's and other celebrity marriage.Right now,he is on the job of promoting Atiku.

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by Nobody: 1:45pm On Mar 12, 2019
What are we supposed to do with these ‘secrets’?

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by ShinqRambq: 1:49pm On Mar 12, 2019
More info shortly.....
Cc Sweetbuns
Amatarasha
Funministicqueen
Lilmax
Lucifer whatever
All our respected Mods and Seun Osewa
And other Nairaland dignitries not significant enough to be noticed

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by ShinqRambq: 1:51pm On Mar 12, 2019
Nofavorss:
What are we supposed to do with these ‘secrets’?
If you were not that interested you wouldn't have brought your strong nose here to make a silly comment.

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by DanDeeBoss(m): 1:58pm On Mar 12, 2019
A Human Robotgringrin

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by ShinqRambq: 2:03pm On Mar 12, 2019
HIS IDENTITY.

Not long ago,rumours of the pioneer of the NwaAmaikpe moniker personal account on facebook came out.It was not a lie.I can presently not remember his full name but I can remember his surname being Ngige.Now flip over to his diary and he made mention of something about himself being related to A minister whose legs didn't touch the ground in Alex Ekwueme's Burial.That minister is NGIGE.People think they are related becuase they have same surnames,NGIGE.The writings of the suspected personal account seems to be in sync with the person handling his twitter account,too much for you to ignore.Ever wondered why the guy is sharp-toothed on twitter and flat-toothed on Nairaland.Two different reasoning,two different character and two different persons.

#FACTS4FUN:NwaAmaikpe is a former friend of D banj or rather an acquitance but they later had issues.If only you can clear all the sarcasm and pun in his diary,you wilk discover that NwaAmaikpe is closer than you think.
Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by ShinqRambq: 2:06pm On Mar 12, 2019
More info soon....

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by ShinqRambq: 2:15pm On Mar 12, 2019
iTearHerTotoJap:
Who's Nwamakini









Nonsense and Ubunja's Miseducation angry
If you do not know him why open the thread,silly excuse of a troll

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by SweetBuns(f): 2:20pm On Mar 12, 2019
very interesting thread. grin grin grin
Nairaland never fails to deliver grin grin grin

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by Nobody: 2:21pm On Mar 12, 2019
ShinqRambq:

If you were not that interested you wouldn't have brought your strong nose here to make a silly comment.
I’m more interested in your foolishness and stupidness. Goat

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by Amatarasha(f): 2:24pm On Mar 12, 2019
ShinqRambq:
More info shortly.....

Cc Sweetbuns

Amatarasha

Funministicqueen

Lilmax

Lucifer whatever

All our respected Mods and Seun Osewa

And other Nairaland dignitries not significant enough to be noticed
shinqrambq , y ar u like This eh ?
He is a brilliant person who has been surged in the furnace of experience,injustice,maltreatment n hardship
. I was a guest in nairaland for almost nine good months ,nwaamaikpe n one husbandsnatcha is why am here because they dont form nor insult people ,they behave lyk old layers
See ur wisdom cant be matched wt theirs ok

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by SweetBuns(f): 2:26pm On Mar 12, 2019
Amatarasha:
shinqrambq , y ar u like This eh ?
He is brilliant person who has been surged in the furnace of experience,injustice,maltreatment n hardship
. I was a guest in nairaland for almost nine good months ,nwaamaikpe n one husbandsnatcha is why am here because they dont form nor insult people ,they behave lyk old layers
See ur wisdom cant be matched wt theirs ok
grin grin grin grin
Tell am o

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by ShinqRambq: 2:29pm On Mar 12, 2019
WHERE DOES HE LIVE?

NwaAmaikpe doesn't live in his beloved home state,Enugu but lives in either Lagos or in the U.K

WHERE IS HE NOW?

Currently,NwaAmaikpe has not been coming online,bet when he returns he will claim he went on a sabbitical from the internet,lies,he is still commenting,likong and retweeting on Twitter,the thing is,THE COST OF DATA.Having to run an account on twitter and Nairaland daily requires alot of data as other Social media influencers would tell you,so,to save cost he stopped coming online here but remained on twitter

WHY NAIRALAND NOT TWITTER?

Let us take Airforce for example,he would have made more fame if he had taken his shenanigans to another,more populous social media site.Just imagine someone targetting a large market for porn and he is targetting Brunei island grin.Nairaland is not yet a big forum as you all want to think.Out of 10 Nigerians,the possiblity of knowing Nairaland among them is 85%.What does the membership count say again,2 million people divided by the number.....

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by Westaslave2(f): 2:34pm On Mar 12, 2019
ShinqRambq:
HIS IDENTITY.

Not long ago,rumours of the pioneer of the NwaAmaikpe moniker personal account on facebook came out.It was not a lie.I can presently not remember his full name but I can remember his surname being Ngige.Now flip over to his diary and he made mention of something about himself being related to A minister whose legs didn't touch the ground in Alex Ekwueme's Burial.That minister is CHRIS NGIGE.The writings of the suspected personal account seems to be in sync with the person handling his twitter account,too much for you to ignore.Ever wondered why the guy is sharp-toothed on twitter and flat-toothed on Nairaland.Two different reasoning,two different character and two different persons.

#FACTS4FUN:NwaAmaikpe is a former friend of D banj or rather an acquitance but they later had issues.If only you can clear all the sarcasm and pun in his diary,you wilk discover that NwaAmaikpe is closer than you think.
Are you d sarcastic quarter of nwaamaikpe or dead sherlock holmes alive?

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by potbelly(m): 2:37pm On Mar 12, 2019
Most importantly what is nwaamaikpe current status on nairaland? undecided

Most of us miss his craziness cheesy

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by ShinqRambq: 2:43pm On Mar 12, 2019
......Of alternate accounts.No one gets famous here and gets famous outside.They might have realized that and decided to pack up their business on Nairaland much to the agony of the fans of the mpniker here.

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by amaniro: 2:44pm On Mar 12, 2019
How did you get to know all these..... I actually believe some.

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by ShinqRambq: 2:45pm On Mar 12, 2019
Nofavorss:
I’m more interested in your foolishness and stupidness. Goat
There be no single word like stupidness,it is stupidity,darkie savvy

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by ShinqRambq: 2:50pm On Mar 12, 2019
Amatarasha:
shinqrambq , y ar u like This eh ?
He is brilliant person who has been surged in the furnace of experience,injustice,maltreatment n hardship
. I was a guest in nairaland for almost nine good months ,nwaamaikpe n one husbandsnatcha is why am here because they dont form nor insult people ,they behave lyk old layers
See ur wisdom cant be matched wt theirs ok
Husbandsnatcha that can't even write and spell properly.NwaAmaikpeis an artistic person with words but not intelligent,I just mentioned how he gets his information,from google.No beef though.What is all this street credit you are giving him about injustice and shiii,FFS he is an aristocrat Nigerian,do not be deceived

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by ShinqRambq: 2:54pm On Mar 12, 2019
Westaslave2:
Are you d sarcastic quarter of nwaamaikpe or dead sherlock holmes alive?
I am everything else apart from those above.

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by ShinqRambq: 2:56pm On Mar 12, 2019
amaniro:
How did you get to know all these..... I actually believe some.
Please state the ones you believe.
Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by Nobody: 2:57pm On Mar 12, 2019
ShinqRambq:

There be no single word like stupidness,it is stupidity,darkie savvy
You dumb ass. Both can be used interchangeably

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by ShinqRambq: 2:59pm On Mar 12, 2019
potbelly:
Most importantly what is nwaamaikpe current status on nairaland? undecided

Most of us miss his craziness cheesy
I can't tell but I doubt he is coming online anytime soon.The next person I am going to burst is a lovely one,a beautiful character,a lady but I chose to think of her as submissive and not as a feminist.That beautiful Lady is Pocohantas.

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by ShinqRambq: 3:05pm On Mar 12, 2019
Nofavorss:
You dumb ass. Both can be used interchangeably
West Indian English to justify your failure in British English

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by Nobody: 3:06pm On Mar 12, 2019
ShinqRambq:

West Indian English to justify your failure in British English
You’re dumb!

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by amaniro: 3:08pm On Mar 12, 2019
ShinqRambq:

Please state the ones you believe.


About the Google stuff. Its true, if we're being realistic someone cannot know everything and everywhere.


About that Ngige stuff too.

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by ThothHermes: 3:16pm On Mar 12, 2019
ShinqRambq:

West Indian English to justify your failure in British English
Na West Indian English the guy go find come. grin grin

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Re: The Secrets Of Nwaamaikpe by ShinqRambq: 3:19pm On Mar 12, 2019
ThothHermes:
Na West Indian English the guy go find come. grin grin
grin

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