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ceeroh:
Telling you the last time she had sex was 3years ago and it was just once.

TwoBottles:
My guy met this beautiful lady and instantly fell in love; she consents to date and marry him on the condition of "no sex until marriage as she is still a virgin". My guy agrees and after two years of vigorous dating and counselling he engaged her: we were so happy for him and envied him for having such a beautiful girl. In the third year, they got married in a big way.

On their first night together, my guy had bought 'Goya oil' to facilitate the process so as not to injure her as she was still a virgin. To his greatest amazement, she swallowed everything including his scotrum sack. His manhood was like a little finger in a public pot.

My guy has been depressed to this day. Moral of the story is " never believe her when she tells you that she is still a virgin".

Viicfuntop:








The one about lying about the price of a product is not true except she is fake. The only time I have lied about the price of an item is to my mum of which I still do.

TwoBottles:
My guy met this beautiful lady and instantly fell in love; she consents to date and marry him on the condition of "no sex until marriage as she is still a virgin". My guy agrees and after two years of vigorous dating and counselling he engaged her: we were so happy for him and envied him for having such a beautiful girl. In the third year, they got married in a big way.

On their first night together, my guy had bought 'Goya oil' to facilitate the process so as not to injure her as she was still a virgin. To his greatest amazement, she swallowed everything including his scotrum sack. His manhood was like a little finger in a public pot.

My guy has been depressed to this day. Moral of the story is " never believe her when she tells you that she is still a virgin".

Rejoice006:
@ op...I strongly disagree with your write up

ceeroh:
Telling you the last time she had sex was 3years ago and it was just once.

grad2012:
But haba not all and only women lie about all this things some men lie about this things too.

TwoBottles:
My guy met this beautiful lady and instantly fell in love; she consents to date and marry him on the condition of "no sex until marriage as she is still a virgin". My guy agrees and after two years of vigorous dating and counselling he engaged her: we were so happy for him and envied him for having such a beautiful girl. In the third year, they got married in a big way.

On their first night together, my guy had bought 'Goya oil' to facilitate the process so as not to injure her as she was still a virgin. To his greatest amazement, she swallowed everything including his scotrum sack. His manhood was like a little finger in a public pot.

My guy has been depressed to this day. Moral of the story is " never believe her when she tells you that she is still a virgin".

TwoBottles:
My guy met this beautiful lady and instantly fell in love; she consents to date and marry him on the condition of "no sex until marriage as she is still a virgin". My guy agrees and after two years of vigorous dating and counselling he engaged her: we were so happy for him and envied him for having such a beautiful girl. In the third year, they got married in a big way.

On their first night together, my guy had bought 'Goya oil' to facilitate the process so as not to injure her as she was still a virgin. To his greatest amazement, she swallowed everything including his scotrum sack. His manhood was like a little finger in a public pot.

My guy has been depressed to this day. Moral of the story is " never believe her when she tells you that she is still a virgin".

ipGist:
Whether it’s an effort to spare another person’s feelings or protect themselves, lying from time to time is something everyone does. But what about when that dishonesty comes from your partner? All lies, from little white untruths to serious deceit, can potentially be detrimental to a relationship. And while both men and women are capable of being untruthful to their significant other, they may not always do it for the same reasons.

Here are 5 lies women, in particular, tell.

1. How many people she’s slept with;

Unless you got married right out of college, it’s likely both you and your significant other have had more than one sexual partner. Although you know this to be true, it doesn’t mean you won’t cringe at the mention of their number. Which is why a woman might lie when questioned about her sexual history. Of course, both partners need to accept each other for who they are, and if someone’s judgmental based on the number, it’s probably time to move on.



2. Saying she’s fine when she’s not;

In a survey, researchers found the No. 1 lie women tell is, “Nothing’s wrong, I’m fine.” Anyone who’s heard these words before probably doesn’t consider it much of a punishable crime, but it is a lie, nonetheless. While it’s more acceptable in platonic relationships, such as with a co-worker, there’s no place for this little white lie in a romantic one. A woman telling her partner she’s fine when something’s weighing on her mind could end up making her feel isolated or resentful.



3. How much something cost;

Money will always be a topic of conversation, regardless of who makes more of it. So, it’s quite possible a woman may be tempted to fudge the truth as to how much that new outfit really cost.

Lol! I had a Girlfriend back then in school who once told me she bought a Gown for 15k when i know the Gown is actually not worth up to 5k.



4. Telling her partner they’re the best she’s ever had;

Wanting to please your partner in bed is only natural, and vice versa. Maybe you’re with the person you’re meant to be with for the rest of your life, and that’s great. But the truth is, this doesn’t always mean you’ll both be the best the other’s had. One woman told CafeMom she lied to her husband about him being the best sex she’s ever had. But honestly, will telling the truth in this situation really make anything better? Probably not. In this case, fibbing may be just fine.



5. Having an orgasm;

It’s not an urban legend by any means; some women have faked an orgasm at one time or another. Regardless of the reasoning behind it, it’s still a lie. Maybe she wanted it to be over. Or, perhaps she just knew it wasn’t going to happen this time.


Also Read- 5 Sure Signs Your Girlfriend is Cheating On You

Read Here- http://www.androidsprof.win/5-sure-signs-your-girlfriend-is-cheating-on-you/

TwoBottles:
My guy met this beautiful lady and instantly fell in love; she consents to date and marry him on the condition of "no sex until marriage as she is still a virgin". My guy agrees and after two years of vigorous dating and counselling he engaged her: we were so happy for him and envied him for having such a beautiful girl. In the third year, they got married in a big way.

On their first night together, my guy had bought 'Goya oil' to facilitate the process so as not to injure her as she was still a virgin. To his greatest amazement, she swallowed everything including his scotrum sack. His manhood was like a little finger in a public pot.

My guy has been depressed to this day. Moral of the story is " never believe her when she tells you that she is still a virgin".

HaryoBamex:
Wah bout lying dah she's on her period?

BLUEJAYY:
Relationships are outdated, hook-up is taking over. Get on the sailing ship or be left behind to drown in the emotional time-wasting crap that's relationship.

LZAA:
Meet my cousin
I love you
Only in nigeria
Cc immhotep husbandsnatcha westaslave sarrki deomelo my ruv

Hadampson:
Most women are very deceitful in nature. Sometimes i wonder if they are related to the devil

Here are the lies they tell men

Baby, nothing happened, i swear! when you catch her red-handed

Oh him? Baby, we’re just friends the truth behind this is that THEY are NOT just friends but doing stuff behind your back

I’ll be ready in 5 minutes

Add that to 30. Multiply by five then divide by two. That’s how long you should expect her to be ready

I’m on my periods today/ I have headache.

This means I don't really have my period, but I'm preventing you from pursuing any sexual intercourse with me. So leave me alone

I don’t care about your money, i love you for what you are

Well, may God be your saviour if you believe her for this

Their lies is unlimited

Ugosample:
Naija gehs are the most deceitful women I have dealt with, and trust me, I have dealt with women from a good number of places

why do they always see the need to lie?
And the lies are heavy heavy

A German babe is less inclined to lie about her virgin status, or these things


But I don't blame them tho

they are victims of the society they grew up in

Hadampson:
So true boss


Being in a disorganized society doesn't mean they should become a chronic liar.

Alwaystruth:
The most common among Lagos girls is telling you, he deceived me last 3 years ago that he was going to marry me and I leave myself for him and after he left, I prayed and promised God that the only person I will open my legs again is the man that will marry me.

TwoBottles:
My guy met this beautiful lady and instantly fell in love; she consents to date and marry him on the condition of "no sex until marriage as she is still a virgin". My guy agrees and after two years of vigorous dating and counselling he engaged her: we were so happy for him and envied him for having such a beautiful girl. In the third year, they got married in a big way.

On their first night together, my guy had bought 'Goya oil' to facilitate the process so as not to injure her as she was still a virgin. To his greatest amazement, she swallowed everything including his scotrum sack. His manhood was like a little finger in a public pot.

My guy has been depressed to this day. Moral of the story is " never believe her when she tells you that she is still a virgin".

Yigiyaga:
Nope! I disagree....Calling sugar daddies their uncles nko?

TwoBottles:
My guy met this beautiful lady and instantly fell in love; she consents to date and marry him on the condition of "no sex until marriage as she is still a virgin". My guy agrees and after two years of vigorous dating and counselling he engaged her: we were so happy for him and envied him for having such a beautiful girl. In the third year, they got married in a big way.

On their first night together, my guy had bought 'Goya oil' to facilitate the process so as not to injure her as she was still a virgin. To his greatest amazement, she swallowed everything including his scotrum sack. His manhood was like a little finger in a public pot.

My guy has been depressed to this day. Moral of the story is " never believe her when she tells you that she is still a virgin".