That was truly Apri fool.

That’s how that one fooled me last year that she was pregnant only for her to be really pregnant by April 23 �

My younger sis is due for delivery she sent me a text early this morning that she had put to bed, boooopppp... i jumped out of bed with thanksgiving and was to head striaght to the hospital, wondering why her hussy couldn't call me on a day like this and was deeply angered by his non challant attitude, i decided in a jiffy to put a call through to my sis congratulating her telling her i will be on my way ASAP. Only for her to continue laughing endlessly i still did not get it thinking it was joy of motherhood, untill she opened up it was April fool.... i was so disappointed.

The day nnamdi kanu said he can cause trouble for Nigeria. LMAO. Oh that was today....shitt...really funny...

themonk:
This happened about 5 years ago, I pranked a friend of mine by calling him very early in the morning around 7:00am and asking him to come to a popular junction that my new car is parked there. He just hurriedly dressed up and rushed down to the junction to meet with me, congratulate and bill me on acquiring my new car. The following conversation ensued:

Friend: Hello boss where you and the car dey?

Me: You no dey see? Check out the car wey shine pass for this junction na, if to say you get eye you suppose don see my ride.

Friend: This your car don dey shark you like ogogoro, e get one sharp Camry wey dey by my left na you be that abi

Me: Fool, Common come here.

Friend: Idiat, I dey come.

Me: Better rush before I leave you comot.



He hurriedly walked towards the car and noticed nobody was inside so he called me back



Friend: E be like say no be the same car we dey talk o, nobody dey inside this one.

Me: Which side you go after you comot that aboki street?

Friend: Left na

Me: I tell you say you no get sense, everyday na left left you dey go. Come back I dey your right.

Friend: I go collect all these insult because I must bill you this morning, if you no drop something this morning I go damage your bumper.

Me: No waste my time o, I gats go buy fuel.

Friend: I don dey come, chill out bro.



He walked towards the other side of the street he came out from and sighted a benz



Friend: Bro you no tell me say na Benz, your name now na Benzema.

Me: you think say I come play? All these work I dey work for Mobil you think say na charity?

Friend: Bro calm down, Na just one car you buy o, you don dey talk like say you be one kind billionaire.

Me: Ogbeni no waste my time, I go sound you o, make I even play some music sef.



I put one Dbanj's song and slowly increased the volume



Friend: Bad guy, this car go sha hear am before 3 months. You wey even your teeth and leg na second hand value them get.

Me: Hahahahaha, dey come. Idiat.

Friend: E remain small, you suppose don see me by now.

Me: I don see you, you dey always Waka like fool.

Friend: All these insult wey I dey collect na because of the billing I wan bill you o

Me: Come jare make I help your life.



At this point He could clearly see nobody was in the benz





Friend: Ogbeni why your car dey empty?

Me: I dey back seat, Na you go drive.

Friend: You don wreck the car already abi you don forget how to drive

Me: No waste my time, I dey try set date for my watch, wetin be today's date again?

Friend: Fool, you no dey ever remember date. Yesterday na 31st of March today na April 1st

Me: Hahahhaha, I no dey everly remember date but I sha remember today own.

Friend: Wetin you smoke, No be me just remind you?

Me: You go soon know who remind who

Friend: Oh Oh Oh, you done prank me. This car dey empty, today na April Fool. You Bastarrrrrr...



I hung up the call and didn't pick up after several dialing attempts by my friend throughout the day



That how I pranked someone, share your experiences.

when is the part 2 of this movie coming out

Buhari has resigned from power.

Nnamdi Kanu is back to Nigeria

El rufai is dead

Nigerian 1 naira is equivalent to 1dollar


#April fool

Nigeria is ranked 6th in the world for most miserable country.we are here fooling ourselves in the name of april fool.

[quote author=Authoreety post=77166055]If u came to read past, present, nd future lies, gather here for a selfie [/quote

No be small

someone owing me told me to send account number this morning only to type April fool

Shibaraba:
Elder brother was a player
Can chook anything
Had one hanty in CBN that was paying all his bills,though very much older.
Bros was using the cash to fund all those small girls for area
My job...Light house keeper.
I go dey balcony dey sight any of him girls wey dey come house
So as to give am advance warning so he won't be caught off guard. I dey also help am do punna management. I choose when you see him, who he bangs,etc. He pays me enough

March 30 he embarrassed me in front of one of his ladies so as to catch trips
April 1 I was ready. I just barged in his room and told him hanty CBN is around with her convoy. Na that day I witness my first miracle. I saw a cassava turn to a carrot in split seconds. Bros fall like 10 times onto say he wan wear boxers come carry the lady with him enter mumsy room go hide. I allow am clean up spray everything enter parlor with him mumu smile before he hear me shout April fool from downstairs. I feel say I don escape. He pursue me I swear FAM. Catch me for the next street. Na Nigeria of those days wey neighbor dey help person catch pikin. Wetin he do we no fit talk. He beat me sotay the beating come dey sweet me. All my senses numb. We still dont talk till today. And it happened over 25/years ago.

Awww.

LuciferYaweh:
My favourite was in 2005 after that infamous Bellview airlines crash in Lisa village.

I told my mum that old man was amongst the casualties (he left Lagos that same day) and even encouraged her to move now to secure our properties before extended family took over.

The line went dead before I could finish my call sef...












She died of a heart attack that evening.
That was epic! Can never forget it!!
Funny thing was, nobody knew about that call!
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I swear u no get sense ...lwkmd.

Offpoint1:
It was 3 years ago, she sneaked in into my room while I was fast asleep on that faithful afternoon. She started romancing me, licking me, wore me a condom, undressed herself, stripe for me, seducingly walked to me, dragged me into the bedroom, tie my legs and hands to the bed, resume the romance again... stroke my d##k. at this time I've lost my sense of reasoning, I knew today I'm getting laid. Then she starts licking me from my toe down to my ears and whispered into my left ear in a sexy tone "April Fool" then she gets down and left me there helpless.

Anita God go punish you anywhere you today.


2nd one: she told me she was pregnant on the phone, she makes believable. I sat down and thought about my life for an hour, how I can feed myself talk more mother and child +myself. I bought 5 rubbers of sniper with my last card and I as I was about drinking, her text came in and I quote "April Fool my love, i was joking" .....i starved for 3 days cuz I've used my last card on sniper

She's an Ex now

3rd one: I was 16 then, I called my mom inside, sat her down and begged her to forgive me... after pleading for 30 minutes, she inquired to know what's the matter. I told her I've impregnated my lordland 16years old daughter, before I could let her know it was a joke... this woman gave me a punched and I was out... I woke up in the hospital a week after with broken nose and disfigured face.

your mum na Tyson?

pagorino:
your mum na Tyson?

that woman punch harder than Tyson and Joshua combine.

Bucajunior:
Nigeria is ranked 6th in the world for most miserable country.we are here fooling ourselves in the name of april fool.

Take life easy bro. The country ranked 1st as the most miserable is yet to go out of extinction.

My story...
I remember a teacher in my primary school that year... April fool was a big deal those days. Even in my little mind,i had my plans to make my maths teacher mad.

Me and a female student committed an offence but he flogged me 6 strokes and told me to kneel without flogging the girl.He jxt askd her to kneel dwn.

D nxt day was april 1st nd she was sick.He asked if any of us knew her house so that we all could go nd visit her. I raised up my hand.(God knows i don't know).

Dat day,we did gulder ultimate search from 10am til 3pm widawt locatin her house.

D teacha wantd 2 cry.He askd if i knew whr d gel lived or i was lying.

Long story short,
D gel came to skul on d 3rd nd told d class i did april fool.
I din't write common entrance wit dem.

Offpoint1:

that woman punch harder than Tyson and Joshua combine.

no be small trauma oo, for u to land for hospital, I can't imagine the kg of that punch

pagorino:
no be small trauma oo, for u to land for hospital, I can't imagine the kg of that punch

don't imagine my brother... I lost my memory for almost a month after the punch

A few years ago in school. I returned to the hostel and a friend met me downstairs with the news that one of our friends had bought a ride. I believed it and she yelled April Fools. Later the same day I got info that a friend of ours had died in an accident. I laughed it off and was sure it was another prank but alas it was true. I. E was gone forever. Hated April Fools Day for a long time after this.

chival:
A few years ago in school. I returned to the hostel and a friend met me downstairs with the news that one of our friends had bought a ride. I believed it and she yelled April Fools. Later the same day I got info that a friend of ours had died in an accident. I laughed it off and was sure it was another prank but alas it was true. I. E was gone forever. Hated April Fools Day for a long time after this.

The real incident sounds really perplexing.

Mind was in 1st April 2013. I just recently pass out from the Nigeria Police Force. I was trained in Police College Maiduguri for 15 months and during that period I survived two boko haram attacks and a bomb blast where some of my course mates were killed. After my passing out, I was posted to Gombe State and the fear of boko haram was still there due to my encounter with them and my inexperience in the Force. On 1st April 2013, at around 4am, I received a call from my Dad who is also a serving member of the Force stationed at Adamawa State that he just received a call from his course mates in Gombe State that boko haram has attack the Gombe State Police Headquarters and the Government House, and nobody know whether the Governor is alive or not. He then ask me of my present location, i told him i was posted to a out station in a village and I was the only one on duty that my colleague fell sick. He then ask me what I will do. I told him, I will call my superior officer. My dad told me not to do that, that i should pick my rifle and defend the villagers and their property that if anything happen to them, I will be sent to prison. I remember how scare I was that day.

Tallesty1:
Well, a day after my birthday celebration last year. That was on the 17th of April 2018, while driving home from club, some 2 dead gorgeous girls started to wave at me.

I slowed down and noticed that their breasts were almost out so I stopped to know how I can be of help.

They asked if I could give them a ride, I agreed they both got into the backseat and started having sex with each other then one of them jumped into the front seat and performed MouthAction on me while the other stole my wallet…


Well, not really bad. I mean sex for wallet isn't a bad trade but my wallet got stolen on 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23.....

In fact I continued losing my wallet to them until I have no money to buy new wallet.


I will probably lose my next wallet to them if they're still around when I buy it.

Rubbish!!

It was 1st April, 2003 time check 5:45 am, I was sleepless cos I and my siblings was busy watching one season movie throughout the night, I was seated jeje o, before the devil ministered to my ears and the devil said
"nick prank ya dad" I dismissed the idea because that man flogging and punishment is iconic, but another voice says what da heck have fun u ain't got nothin to loss, my brethren worst idea ever.
I banged at my dads door and screamed
"Dad ya car is on fir" before I could Finish shouting, my dad slammed the door in my face and ran like a wild cheetah, I have never seen him so fast like that before, I meet him outside with fire extinguisher cheering out his legendary Volvo, he came close to me and said nick where is the fire??
Before I could finish shouting April fool, he gave me a sucker punch, sending my whole body and spirit to the ground
My brethren that was the last tin I remembered, I woke up on 3rd April, 2003 with our reverend father, prayer warriors and my parent and siblings praying and sweating beside me on the hospital bed , it wasn't funny at all, my dad embraced me and promised never to beat me again, as my mother yelled at him
Since then brethren I stopped doing people April fool

@themonk, that got me really laughing out loud..
By the way, you'll be good at story write-ups.

Shibaraba:
Elder brother was a player
Can chook anything
Had one hanty in CBN that was paying all his bills,though very much older.
Bros was using the cash to fund all those small girls for area
My job...Light house keeper.
I go dey balcony dey sight any of him girls wey dey come house
So as to give am advance warning so he won't be caught off guard. I dey also help am do punna management. I choose when you see him, who he bangs,etc. He pays me enough

March 30 he embarrassed me in front of one of his ladies so as to catch trips
April 1 I was ready. I just barged in his room and told him hanty CBN is around with her convoy. Na that day I witness my first miracle. I saw a cassava turn to a carrot in split seconds. Bros fall like 10 times onto say he wan wear boxers come carry the lady with him enter mumsy room go hide. I allow am clean up spray everything enter parlor with him mumu smile before he hear me shout April fool from downstairs. I feel say I don escape. He pursue me I swear FAM. Catch me for the next street. Na Nigeria of those days wey neighbor dey help person catch pikin. Wetin he do we no fit talk. He beat me sotay the beating come dey sweet me. All my senses numb. We still dont talk till today. And it happened over 25/years ago.

ewo

MiaB:
someone owing me told me to send account number this morning only to type April fool

Na this kind April fool dey cause fight o

Horlhamhi:
@themonk, that got me really laughing out loud..
By the way, you'll be good at story write-ups.

Thanks dear, Happy new month.

Nicklaus619:
It was 1st April, 2003 time check 5:45 am, I was sleepless cos I and my siblings was busy watching one season movie throughout the night, I was seated jeje o, before the devil ministered to my ears and the devil said
"nick prank ya dad" I dismissed the idea because that man flogging and punishment is iconic, but another voice says what da heck have fun u ain't got nothin to loss, my brethren worst idea ever.
I banged at my dads door and screamed
"Dad ya car is on fir" before I could Finish shouting, my dad slammed the door in my face and ran like a wild cheetah, I have never seen him so fast like that before, I meet him outside with fire extinguisher cheering out his legendary Volvo, he came close to me and said nick where is the fire??
Before I could finish shouting April fool, he gave me a sucker punch, sending my whole body and spirit to the ground
My brethren that was the last tin I remembered, I woke up on 3rd April, 2003 with our reverend father, prayer warriors and my parent and siblings praying and sweating beside me on the hospital bed , it wasn't funny at all, my dad embraced me and promised never to beat me again, as my mother yelled at him
Since then brethren I stopped doing people April fool

Hahahahahah, This was damn funny

Something similar made my dad stop beating me, only that I faked mine.

So I played April fools today with my tomato jos. I almost ruined the whole of April for my Queen. I'm too old and my heart is fragile for these dramas. I won't play again.

Shibaraba:
Elder brother was a player
Can chook anything
Had one hanty in CBN that was paying all his bills,though very much older.
Bros was using the cash to fund all those small girls for area
My job...Light house keeper.
I go dey balcony dey sight any of him girls wey dey come house
So as to give am advance warning so he won't be caught off guard. I dey also help am do punna management. I choose when you see him, who he bangs,etc. He pays me enough

March 30 he embarrassed me in front of one of his ladies so as to catch trips
April 1 I was ready. I just barged in his room and told him hanty CBN is around with her convoy. Na that day I witness my first miracle. I saw a cassava turn to a carrot in split seconds. Bros fall like 10 times onto say he wan wear boxers come carry the lady with him enter mumsy room go hide. I allow am clean up spray everything enter parlor with him mumu smile before he hear me shout April fool from downstairs. I feel say I don escape. He pursue me I swear FAM. Catch me for the next street. Na Nigeria of those days wey neighbor dey help person catch pikin. Wetin he do we no fit talk. He beat me sotay the beating come dey sweet me. All my senses numb. We still dont talk till today. And it happened over 25/years ago.

25 years ago?.. Oh! today is April Fools Day.. lmao