Riddle me this?
George Bush has a short one, Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one and spouses often use the same thing.
What am I?

BankyGee:
Riddle me this?
George Bush has a short one, Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one and spouses often use the same thing.
What am I?

surname

hahahahahaha. u made my day, pls keep it coming

oscallins:
hahahahahaha. u made my day, pls keep it coming

Sight you bro, stop ghost reading

Answer to Riddle
- Surname

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Winner of yesterday's riddle:
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*

Lawyers will always complicate simple matters....
Who is a lawyer? A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and calls it a brief.
A professor stepped into a law class and threw an orange to one of his students and said "Give it as a gift to one of your friends now"
The boy said to one of his friends; "Tee, I give this orange to you as a gift"
The professor gave him a stern look and said "Give it to him like a lawyer!!"
Immediately, the boy straightened up, cleared his throat and began:-
I, Olusegun Akanni Babatunde, adult, male of 16, Osolake street, Ebute-Metta, Lagos, hereby with all intent and purposes, willfully give unto you, Mr Aremu Okikiola, of Abiodun street, Abule-Egba, Lagos this citrus with its skin, seeds, segments, juice and supple innings that you may exercise actual and proprietry rights thereon to hold unto same as a gift, a bequest, an endowment, validly so transferred, given out, bequeathed, alienated, assigned, that you may eat, lick, devour, suck, make juice out of, munch

or grant, give out, devolve, alienate in your rightful capacity as the owner either in actual, virtual or constructive capacity of an agent or attorney as may be chosen by you, that the said citrus may be treated in the afforementionedways or other ways not so listed but not as a weapon to be thrown at persons or animals with malicious intent to hurt, inflict pain or serve as an incendiary action of any kind, but that the said citrus may be destroyed in such exercise of legal and equitable ownership as may be fit by the beneficiary of this bequest"
Just to give an orange to someone
- Some people will be writing TV because they can't spell ordinary telefusion
- Ladies, if you want to know how a man will handle your breasts, just look at the way he drinks sachet water
- Sorry for the late update, exam tinz on point
TO BE CONTINUED

Nayo08:

Where u dey hide guy?

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS?

Either he was dreaming or the plane wasnt in the air yet

BankyGee:

Where u dey hide guy?

I wasn't well enough bro

Nayo08:
I wasn't well enough bro

No problem... Hope you're well now?

- All this Nigerian soldiers seff
Commander: Are you here to die!!!
Soldier: No sir! I came yester-die!!
- I'm tired of all this Nigerian Phone repairers seff, I gave someone phone to repair and he gave me the panel without screen in return, I'm still looking for where "POST" option is in my mind
- I've noticed that Yoruba people argue on the phone, Igbo people lie on the phone while Hausa people just dial wrong numbers!
- Very soon, when you call your friend, MTN will say: "The person you're calling has been owing us N5000 since last month and doesn't want to pay, please when he picks up, help us beg him to pay
- The preachers of Jehovah Witness told Akpos that after the flood, there were 8 people left on Earth and asked him:
JW: So how many people were left sir?
Akpos: 9
JW: How? Let's count. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8! So how many people were left?
Akpos: 9! Pesin wey snap the pishure nko? Where una put am?
- I can't find POST option, help me click it on your phone....
TO BE CONTINUED

Answer to Riddle
- The plane was on the ground

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Winner of yesterday's riddle:
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*

[quote author=pu7pl3 post=77501849][/quote] Badt guy

BankyGee:

Badt guy

Ive won 3 times in a row...shey ur followers no wan gimme competition?

pu7pl3:

Ive won 3 times in a row...shey ur followers no wan gimme competition?

Walahi, I no know for them o... Ghost readers everywhere...

BankyGee:

Walahi, I no know for them o... Ghost readers everywhere...

I still balance sha...if ure consistent ur following will grow for sure

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS?

His car door

BankyGee:

No problem... Hope you're well now?

yeah thanks

pu7pl3:


Ive won 3 times in a row...shey ur followers no wan gimme competition?

I am back fully watch out

Nayo08:
I am back fully watch out

ooh im soo scared

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS?

The car door to the driver's side.

pu7pl3:
ooh im soo scared

you better be

Nayo08:
you better be

Lol...ok

Guys, I'm back... My friend hid my phone for one week . Well, I've seen it.
Answer to Riddle
- His car door

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Winners of last week's riddle
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29!
*Cheers, claps*

RIDDLE ME THIS?

Nayo08:
you better be

I'm back

pu7pl3:

Champion!

BankyGee:
Guys, I'm back... My friend hid my phone [/b]for one week . Well, I've seen it.
[b]Answer to Riddle
- His car door

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Winners of last week's riddle
pu7pl3!
Ayanfe29!
*Cheers, claps*

seriously so your friend deprived me of good jokes for 5 days
Help me deliver him a slap
welcome back bro

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS?

hmm I am not sure but that should be advice