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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:11pm On Apr 19, 2019 |
Nayo08:Tune in for answers tomorrow |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Odinakatechboy: 8:19pm On Apr 19, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:51pm On Apr 19, 2019 |
BankyGee: Advice 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:58am On Apr 20, 2019 |
- Guys that like slim girls, don't worry, when she gets pregnant, she'll be looking like spoilt nokia battery - The woman I hate most in this world is that person that use to say, "you have less than one minute to make this call" and the other girl that use to say, "your account balance is not sufficient for this call" - Those oversabi boys and girls that use to shout, "Aunty, you've not collected our assignment", hope you've all made it in life? - These bank people and their wahala sha. The dumb woman spelt my name as Banki J, when I told her "it's Banky G ma", she said,"Ooh, I'm sorry, you'll have to bring:- National ID, Court Affidavit and Police report". Please did I rape your sister? Even babalawo can't request as much as these for money ritual - Me: Doctor, I have a problem of forgetting tinz within 3secs Doc: Okay, what do you want us to do about the problem? Me: Which problem? *Doc fainted* TO BE CONTINUED 17 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:57pm On Apr 20, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - Advice Winners of yesterday's riddle:- pu7pl3! Nayo08 (you weren't sure though ) *Claps, cheers* 4 Likes |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:01pm On Apr 20, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS?
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:07pm On Apr 20, 2019 |
Well, I believe many chickens are on their way to Heaven or Hell right now... Happy Easter in advance guys! 3 Likes |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 11:42am On Apr 21, 2019 |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:09pm On Apr 21, 2019 |
Ayanfe29:No problem, sister ... |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:15pm On Apr 21, 2019 |
Happy Easter... Eat chicken with care o 1 Like |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:19pm On Apr 21, 2019 |
BankyGee: A blackchalkboard 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:20pm On Apr 21, 2019 |
BankyGee: Same to you bro 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by rainmoredays: 9:10pm On Apr 21, 2019 |
Odinakatechboy:all these whack comedians with no future don come here. Wasting YouTube bandwidths with sorry ass jokes. I don't blame una, I blame youtube for been a free service. Nonsense. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:39pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
- In Nigeria, drivers don't dodge potholes, they just choose the one to enter - When you are in a traffic jam and pray it reduces, the orange and Gala sellers pray it increases. Life is about perspective. Am I making sense? - If you are in a relationship and you've never borrowed airtime from MTN to call your GF, my brother dah one is not true love o - Three boys were arguing about how great their fathers are: 1st boy: My father once ran home from work in the rain without getting wet 2nd boy: When My father went hunting, he shot at a figure he thought was an antelope. When he realized it was a human being, he chased the bullet and caught it 3rd boy: Do you know the Dead Sea? 1st&2nd: Yeah, what about it? 3rd boy: Well, my father killed it - When a pastor prays, everyone falls except the cameramen. Ahbi dem dey wear HOLY-GHOST-PROOF-VEST ni TO BE CONTINUED 15 Likes
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:52pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - Chalk/Blackboard Winner of last riddle:- pu7pl3! *Claps, cheers* 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 5:29pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:20pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS?
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:25pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
Happy Easter Monday!
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:41pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
BankyGee: a ruler or tailor tape |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:34pm On Apr 23, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - Tape Winner of yesterday's riddle:- pu7pl3! *Claps, cheers* 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:51pm On Apr 23, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS?
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 9:10pm On Apr 23, 2019 |
5 Likes |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:16pm On Apr 23, 2019 |
BankyGee: E 1 Like |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:46pm On Apr 24, 2019 |
- Never believed Nigeria was hard until I saw my friend eating Bread with "Anointing Oil" ! - I was at the ATM today, after withdrawing, I was shocked to hear the ATM machine ask, "anything for the boys?". Mehn comman see run, I'm still running seff - That moment when you wake up in Hell and the Devil asks, "my son, why are you here?" and you reply, "I used to masturbate with Anointing oil!" - My uncle just finished writing a book on "How To Make Money" and is still looking for money to publish it! - Easter Airtel card 51235 08964 17858 If you like, say it did not enter because I've tried it and it worked TO BE CONTINUED 14 Likes 1 Share
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:11pm On Apr 24, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - The Letter 'E' Winner of yesterday's riddle:- Ayanfe29 pu7pl3! *Claps, cheers* 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:02am On Apr 25, 2019 |
- There's nothing Nigerians can do orderly, enter bus they will drag and push, come down again they will drag and pull - Teacher told Emma to recite 1 to 7:- Emma: 1,2,3,4,6,7. Teacher: Emma, where did you put 5? Emma: Ma, in the news today, I heard that '5' died in an accident! - When you ask a Nigerian girl, "What's your hobby", she says, "Travelling and Shopping". Can't something that doesn't require money be your hobby? Like Trekking and Jogging! - I saw the SIM Card of my cousin who died four years ago. I'm thinking of texting her boyfriend,"Guess who's back" - All those men that use to catch me for my mother to beat me then, hope you have started working for the FBI or CIA - I stopped reciting Nigerian Pledge since when 1 litre of kerosene turned TO BE CONTINUED 12 Likes 1 Share
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:05pm On Apr 25, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS?
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by walterterri555(m): 8:21pm On Apr 25, 2019 |
shadow 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:20am On Apr 26, 2019 |
walterterri555:Answers to Riddle - Reflection - Shadow Winner of yesterday's riddle:- walterterri555! *Claps, cheers* 1 Like |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:42am On Apr 26, 2019 |
Finally someone else answered a riddle 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:42am On Apr 26, 2019 |
pu7pl3:Ahbi, my brother... |
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