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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 1:39pm On Apr 26, 2019
BankyGee:
Ahbi, my brother... smiley
I purposely left it...i was starting to think i was the only one here
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 2:01pm On Apr 26, 2019
pu7pl3:
I purposely left it...i was starting to think i was the only one here
Haha... You're the champion nah grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 2:12pm On Apr 26, 2019
BankyGee:
Haha... You're the champion nah grin
Yea thats me

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:13pm On Apr 26, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

If it takes 6 days for three men to dig a hole, how many days will it take one man to dig half a hole?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:10pm On Apr 26, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

If it takes 6 days for three men to dig a hole, how many days will it take one man to dig half a hole?
Half a hole is a hole grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by McRhelax: 10:15pm On Apr 26, 2019
Fake friend or True friend? Which one are you? Find out here ...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsPORXxJoxI

You will love this one. ���
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Telvin7(m): 1:55am On Apr 27, 2019
pu7pl3:
Half a hole is a hole grin
after u don browse am.... feeling like superfly
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:15am On Apr 27, 2019
- Those ladies that are telling me,"so you're still single", no, I'm double, is it your singleness?
- Slim girls with bow legs are not even noticeable, just wait until they wear tight red trousers, they'll be looking like pliers. Yeeee, who stone me? grin grin grin
- The way some cars look like in Nigeria, if you drive them to a petrol station, they'll direct you to where they sell kerosene smiley smiley smiley
- I told my girlfriend, "Sorry for breaking your heart" and she said "Don't worry my father is a doctor, he'll fix it. I was happy until I heard her father is a native doctor huh . Infact I can feel the heart surgery on my body now grin grin grin
- American boy: I love you, Felicity.
American girl: Oliver, I love you too.
9ja boy: Amaka, I love you o.
9ja girl: Hmmm, Okoro, is it my breast you love or me? undecided undecided
- I'm not a prophet but I know the person reading this post is using a phone with cracked screen. Abi I lie? undecided undecided
- Wait o, why will all these girls be denying us a hole they didn't drill?
TO BE CONTINUED
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:25am On Apr 27, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Every hole is a hole, half a hole is a hole, any hole is a hole! No matter how deep or shallow it is! grin


Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
The defending champion:-
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:18am On Apr 27, 2019
Telvin7:
after u don browse am.... feeling like superfly
No be everybody be dondi like you
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 8:13pm On Apr 27, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

Three boys intend to pluck a pineapple fruit:
The first boy chose to pluck it with the use of a ladder...
The second boy chose a catapult, and;
The third boy decided to climb up the pineapple tree...
Who gets to pluck the pineapple first? undecided undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by dimelo: 9:16am On Apr 28, 2019
...
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by dimelo: 9:16am On Apr 28, 2019
none of them undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 12:44pm On Apr 28, 2019
dimelo:
none of them undecided
Why?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by gifted21(f): 6:46pm On Apr 28, 2019
BankyGee:
Why?
Cos pineapple is not a tree.

Just stand/bend to pluck/ harvest it
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:52pm On Apr 28, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- None of them, because pineapple never grows on a tree. It grows from the ground.


Winner of yesterday's riddle
dimelo
gifted21

Both half mark, you shared the answers equally grin
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:55pm On Apr 28, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
The seller never wishes to use it,
The buyer never uses it, and;
The user never sees it.
WHAT IS IT? undecided undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:32pm On Apr 28, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
The seller never wishes to use it,
The buyer never uses it, and;
The user never sees it.
WHAT IS IT? undecided undecided
A coffin cry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by kingsleyuzoch(m): 9:33pm On Apr 29, 2019
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Nayo08:
cheesy did you say riddles I am in grin but that tomorrow cry
Nayo08:
cheesy did you say riddles I am in grin but that tomorrow cry
Nayo08:
cheesy did you say riddles I am in grin but that tomorrow cry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 9:19am On Apr 30, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- A Coffin


Winner of last riddle:
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:48pm On Apr 30, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
When look at sky, what do you always see in the middle?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:52pm On Apr 30, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
When look at sky, what do you always see in the middle?
letter K
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:36pm On May 01, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Letter 'K'


Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:50pm On May 01, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
Find the missing number undecided
16...06...?...88
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 12:17am On May 02, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
Find the missing number undecided
16...06...?...88
98?

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 6:59am On May 02, 2019
pu7pl3:
98?
Wrong!
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 7:09am On May 02, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- 68 or 89
Those are number sequences upside down 88...89...90...91



No winner today grin
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:53am On May 02, 2019
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- 68 or 89
Those are number sequences upside down 88...89...90...91



No winner today grin
*Claps, cheers*
dang it angry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by FrankRoosevelt(m): 10:28am On May 02, 2019
BankyGee:
Well, I believe many chickens are on their way to Heaven or Hell right now... grin grin grin
Happy Easter in advance guys!
car tyre
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:40am On May 02, 2019
pu7pl3:
dang it angry
Wow... At last, you failed one riddle shocked grin shocked
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(op): 10:43am On May 02, 2019
FrankRoosevelt:
car tyre
What happened to car tyre bro?
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 3:34pm On May 02, 2019
BankyGee:
Wow... At last, you failed one riddle shocked grin shocked
Dont get used to it grin
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