You shall not die.

TheTourist:

If you check now she go fat like COW
To do small exercise you say NO.


Banana Republic

Fufu Republic

TheFacelessMan:


I was almost killed on the elevator at The Radisson Blu hotel in Lagos back in 2001.

I was whistling "Temptation" by Psquare as i entered the elevator.

A baby elephant was in the lift - sorry, i meant a fat lady who must have weighed 190kg.

I stared uneasily at the weight limit - 700kg for 10 persons. She was occupying space for at least 4!

Just as the doors were about closing, i saw 3 hefty guys dashing to come in.

A chill ran up my spine looking at their hard faces and their dark black skin

My past had finally caught up with me. On behalf of the Nigerian Government, I had assassinated the Ghanaian Minister sabotaging the Abidjan- Lome Corridor in 1999

Super dry

Debramaye:
In the United States there are warnings on elevator doors for asmathic patients, and also emergency numbers to call incase you're stuck, guess this one never had both
I just noticed that around 1:50pm American time, niaraland servers always go off and just gives error 502 or whatever. Don't be angry but is it generator that you guys are using in Dallas Texas

What are you talking about?

Every Elevator have their alarm button and they should be a standby operator especially in public place like this. I work as a lift technician but Nigerians don't value life and forget emergency may occur at anytime. They ignore technician and only put a call when issue arise to cut short expense.

dochenaj:

What are you talking about?

what do you think...

BlackfireX:
Village girl , I am sure she came from iragbiji in osun state

You need deliverance.

she no fat joor. she's an amazing hairstylist and bead art artist. check her page @savvyhairs on instagram

Have got a rule..I do not use an Elevator in Nigeria..Not Nigeria of nowadays where light even fit go off sef for elevator..shit-hole country..

TheTourist:

If you check now she go fat like COW
To do small exercise you say NO.


Banana Republic

You've already concluded

eneojoedu:
what brand of weed do you smoke.

he/she do take kwale weed

With the way things work in Nigeria we don't need more 5 storey building In case ooh I can't come and die in great Nigeria house

eneojoedu:
what brand of weed do you smoke.

The guy dey hy on Shakakpoki Sponky!!! Lol!

tunjijones:

tunjijones to his useless father:
U are just stupid...

Ok. Congratulations.

Hmmm

Octopusssy:

Octopusssy's mum's pussy is Super dry

Yes i agree...must be the side effect of birthing an idiot

TheTourist:

If you check now she go fat like COW
To do small exercise you say NO.


Banana Republic

Normally I'd ignore this idiotic post... Yes it is quite idiotic

TheTourist:

If you check now she go fat like COW
To do small exercise you say NO.


Banana Republic

You're a big fooool

TheTourist:
If you check now she go fat like COW To do small exercise you say NO.

Banana Republic

Oga how your talk take relate with the story nah?

Sue their arse. That is why Naija is a sithole. People are not made to face the consequences of their actions. From businesses to individuals to govt institutions. We allow the rot under the leave an for God excuse. Sue them if you can.

TheTourist:

If you check now she go fat like COW
To do small exercise you say NO.


Banana Republic

Fresh weed at work. Meanwhile, #SayNOtodrugs

TheTourist:

If you check now she go fat like COW
To do small exercise you say NO.


Banana Republic

Don't mind her. Her fatness no allow the lift move. I dey even pity the poor lift.

BuyACar:
There is always provision for ac I'm the elevator

Not all elevator

Reading this post and comments is making me have a rethink of using elevators.

To sue Ben Bruce fam go dey hungry me by now if I were u

TheTourist:
If you check now she go fat like COW To do small exercise you say NO.

Banana Republic

oga what do you mean?

tunjijones:


U are just stupid...

He's not stupid, he'll make a great writer

TheFacelessMan:


Newton's law of Savagery : The longer the epistle, the deeper the pain.

Cry louder, i enjoyed the response

Keep consoling yourself. Don't go and find a job instead of spamming threads with dry and overlong rubbish.