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| 9 Bro Code For Dummies by Nobody: 12:40pm On May 13, 2019 |
What is Bro code: they are unwritten rules that guide bros (guys) in living their daily life. they teach you how to be a man 1) Your Bro over side chicks A side chick is any woman that you have a sexual relationship with that is not your wife or girl friend, your side chick cannot come between your bro, in simple English, never fight one another over a lady, your friendship is more important than a side chick. 2) Bro must honour your family you must honour your wife and kids and also work hard to provide for them and also protect your family and those that are dear to you. 3)Bro must be loyal to their guys Loyalty is the key, you must not betray your bro, if you betray your bro, it is an unforgivable sin, If your bro girlfriend calls to inquire where he was last night you must always protect him. If a guy asks you to keep a secret, you must keep it and never tell anyone. 4)Bro must always protect their guys When one of your friends gets into a fight you must step in to protect him even if you will have to lose a tooth in the process. you should never abandon your Bro in times of trouble. 5) Bros shall be brutally honest with one another When a bro sells-out it shall be pointed out point blank, Bros shall forever remind you of your beliefs, priorities in life and principles should you deviate from them. When your bro is henpecked or is being cheated on by his lady it’s your duty to spell it out without sugar-coating any detail. 6)A bro shall fulfill his wingman duties with uttermost seriousness When a bro task you to be his wingman for the night, you must drop all your initial plans and report for this divine duty. You shall vouch for everything your bro says even when it’s totally ridiculous. If the lady he is targeting has a friend, it’s your duty to entertain her all night however annoying, unattractive or boring she might be. It’s your sacred duty to sometimes feign romantic feelings, drawing her away in order to give your bro ample space to bond with his catch. 7)A bro should never ever under any circumstances sleep with a bro’s ex-girlfriend. A bro may proceed to make moves on another bro’s failed target (he got rejected) but only after asking permission first. If the bro declines your invitation to bust some moves, you must adhere to his wishes and find a new target. A bro should never sleep with a bro girlfriend, no matter how tempting it might be.9) A bro must always help his bro financially when he is down and must not brag about it, he must respect him as a man and must do everything in his best to lift him from his bad situation by teaching him how to fish. |
| Re: 9 Bro Code For Dummies by SaucyBenks(m): 1:19pm On May 13, 2019 |
Bro code ko, procold ni... Let me smell your girlfriend first, we'll see how it ends... ![]() |
| Re: 9 Bro Code For Dummies by babyfaceafrica: 1:32pm On May 13, 2019 |
nice list |
| Re: 9 Bro Code For Dummies by anthonyuncle(m): 5:04pm On May 13, 2019 |
lilwetdick:dz one na lie lilwetdick:na dz one dey da code |
| Re: 9 Bro Code For Dummies by icenti: 5:31pm On May 13, 2019 |
bro code... hmmm bro can f*** bro ex.. shes already exx |
| Re: 9 Bro Code For Dummies by Nobody: 6:54pm On May 13, 2019 |
SaucyBenks:the only thing you noticed was sex.it shows you are sex staved |
| Re: 9 Bro Code For Dummies by SaucyBenks(m): 8:24pm On May 13, 2019 |
lilwetdick:OK bro |
| Re: 9 Bro Code For Dummies by blinkz4real: 8:50pm On May 13, 2019 |
Wow I like u already OP, if ur re in abuja I would like 2 hook up with u. Guys like u re few bro. Nice one! |
| Re: 9 Bro Code For Dummies by Nobody: 11:08pm On May 13, 2019 |
anthonyuncle:so sleeping with your guy ex gf is cool? be like say you won start beef |
| Re: 9 Bro Code For Dummies by anthonyuncle(m): 11:15pm On May 13, 2019 |
lilwetdick:na da game be that |
| Re: 9 Bro Code For Dummies by Nobody: 11:18pm On May 13, 2019 |
anthonyuncle:ok...go do things wey you no go get any friends again..at first it is exciting then your good friend avoid you even if he sees you dying |
| Re: 9 Bro Code For Dummies by anthonyuncle(m): 12:30pm On May 14, 2019 |
lilwetdick:na lie |
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A bro should never sleep with a bro girlfriend, no matter how tempting it might be.