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| Re: The Church Is Dead by LordReed(m): 6:51am On May 27, 2019 |
XxSabrinaxX:Good morning XxSabrinaxX! I always pity the poor sod who gets a roasting from you. LMFAO! 4 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: The Church Is Dead by Martinez39(m): 6:59am On May 27, 2019 |
Jesusjnr2, I am not surprised at your hypocrisy, irrationality and snowflaked nature. You open threads upon threads and make posts upon posts speaking about word of god, Christ and being christ-like. You also love to talk about your similarity with Jesus as his follower. You made mention of our(Sabrina and I) posts as not surprising since Jesus faced attacks(our posts weren't attacks tho) too and you are partaking in his suffering.  Now, why is it that you not always christ-like to the very end? Would Jesus exchange words like you are doing? Hypocrites, are you not supposed to be peaceful? Why drag on this even when Sabrina and I, made it clear that we were joking and were not accusing you of anything? Why call Sabrina out for an online fight? How christ-like? If you can't get it into your head that Sabrina and I were simply joking and teasing you then you are beyond help.As a christian, why were you LYING against me that I falsely accused you despite clarifying my position? Or is it a case of the inability to properly comprehend simple stuffs? Besides, why does this offend you so much? why are you taking it so personal? If not Michelle, could it be that another lady had/has been your victim and your conscience is restless? If not, why so worked up? The more you drag on the issue, the more suspicious you become. I am not saying that you are a sexual predator but stop acting like you are guilty and that your conscience is judging you. You are a total sham and a disgrace. A christian that picks fights here and there and is ever willing to exchange bitter words with atheists. A christian that has no affinity for peace. The exchange between you and Sabrina is happening BECAUSE YOU WANTED IT TO. You converted Michelle yet you are a bad and obnoxious example to her. Shame on you. 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 7:25am On May 27, 2019 |
Mwahahaha!! Jesusjnr, i don open that your smelling arse 4 this thread . You never jam. Everybody's gonna see you for the shameless fraud you are. I'm just starting with you. I've been seeing you view the thread but you ran away as usual. You'll keep getting trashed like the black monkey you are  4 Likes |
| Re: The Church Is Dead by Vic2Ree(m): 7:34am On May 27, 2019 |
XxSabrinaxX:Sabrina, please don't this, let that man live 1 Like
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| Re: The Church Is Dead by MuttleyLaff: 7:44am On May 27, 2019 |
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| Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 8:20am On May 27, 2019*. Modified: 8:46am On May 27, 2019 |
LordReed:More like supporters club, for Una little sweetheart chihuahua go need all the moral support wey she fit get coming up against a bull dog. LordReed:My heart cut Lol! Even if na all of Una, you know me na, e no pass me, for I can take on all of Una at the same time... #sabrinathechihuahuasupportersclub |
| Re: The Church Is Dead by LordReed(m): 9:00am On May 27, 2019 |
jesusjnr:We no dey join, face your matter. LMFAO! 1 Like |
| Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 9:06am On May 27, 2019 |
LordReed:My matter, Lol! You already know say this one sided matter, hence your moral support for the huge underdog, so na how many points handicap wey you want make I give am, at least just to be fair, for I be human being myself and I still get heart and conscience, Lolz! |
| Re: The Church Is Dead by LordReed(m): 9:09am On May 27, 2019 |
jesusjnr:Guy no dey reply me, na XxSabrinaxX you get matter with, reply her. I no go reply you again for this thread, face your matter. LMFAO! 1 Like |
| Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 9:16am On May 27, 2019*. Modified: 2:19pm On May 27, 2019 |
LordReed:Sorry i'm beginning to forget oh, say she dey exist, Lol! No worry I go have mercy on your little sweetheart chihuahua you hear. Damn I need real opposition, no be this kind chihuahua wey bull dog go use test hin strength. No wahala sha, I don't hear you. |
| Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 10:03am On May 27, 2019*. Modified: 2:29pm On May 27, 2019 |
XxSabrinaxX:Please can someone here help me interpret what she just said, because her voice is so loud, but she's not making any bit of sense, Lol! I am getting used to the loudness of your noise making though, for what else would someone expect of a very big drum with no substance inside but the loudest noise? I can understand a chihuahua barking so loudly out of fright "who! who!" severally when she sees a bull dog, while the bull dog yet remains silent, but when the bull dog just give one "WHO!" not two, na there you go know say WHO!" pass "who!" For no be by noise making, but person wey pass you pass you! Yah, yah, yah, yah, and all this fuzz was for someone you said was a dead person walking, Lolz! Speaks volumes! XxSabrinaxX:Same here, for I also want everyone to see something, but it's the extent of your utter ignorance and blindness about the winner that I am. XxSabrinaxX:So what does that make of all the energy and sweat that you're dissipating because of me, knowing that I am lifeless here, abi you love dead body? Well you can proudly keep displaying the abundance of your ignorance concerning me, for i had other friends even the time you said that i had just one. But my friends have multiplied since then, and an indicator is the 3 likes of my moniker, for then there was none. So that's a big lie, because I have some friends here who really value the extent of the spiritual quality that I exhibit here. But even if I don't, I have the most important Person I need with me, that's how I was able to convince at least one and possibly more in the short while I've been here from Atheism, for it was His capacity in me that made it possible, and believe me when I say that's just the beginning. That's why I would do anything to keep Him yet with me, because what can all the nairalanders combined being with me give to me, if the most important Person isn't with me? That's why the likes of you are committing suicide left, right and center, because you survive on the support and praise of humans, so when you don't have that, you want to hang yourself. I don't do that because I know it is vanity upon vanity, but the one thing I need I have, which is He that's with me, and He that is my everything. Though i don't expect you to be able to comprehend that, for it exceeds the scope of your mental capacity. XxSabrinaxX:True confessions, Lol! XxSabrinaxX:Lol! Guilty conscience already? Who ask you? For it's already self explanatory, so no need for any further explanation. XxSabrinaxX:Lol! Typical sabrina! You'd do this, you'd do that! Why don't you allow your actions speak for itself? I expected it to be easy, but not this easy! Next!!!!!!!! |
| Re: The Church Is Dead by Shepherd00: 11:09am On May 27, 2019 |
jesusjnr:What's going on? |
| Re: The Church Is Dead by Shepherd00: 11:12am On May 27, 2019 |
XxSabrinaxX:Na who piss for your birthday Cake? Well, happy belated birthday Sabrina. |
| Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 11:25am On May 27, 2019*. Modified: 2:31pm On May 27, 2019 |
XxSabrinaxX:Please can someone here help me interpret what she just said, because her voice is so loud, but she's not making any bit of sense, Lol! I am getting used to the loudness of your noise making though, for what else would someone expect of a very big drum with no substance inside but the loudest noise? I can understand a chihuahua barking so loudly out of fright "who! who!" severally when she sees a bull dog, while the bull dog yet remains silent, but when the bull dog just give one "WHO!" not two, na there you go know say WHO!" pass "who!" For no be by noise making, but person wey pass you pass you! Yah, yah, yah, yah, and all this fuzz was for someone you said was a dead person walking, Lolz! Speaks volumes! XxSabrinaxX:Same here, for I also want everyone to see something, but it's the extent of your utter ignorance and blindness about the winner that I am. XxSabrinaxX:So what does that make of all the energy and sweat that you're dissipating because of me, knowing that I am lifeless here, abi you love dead body? Well you can proudly keep displaying the abundance of your ignorance concerning me, for i had other friends even the time you said that i had just one. But my friends have multiplied since then, and an indicator is the 3 likes of my moniker, for then there was none. So that's a big lie, because I have some friends here who really value the extent of the spiritual quality that I exhibit here. But even if I don't, I have the most important Person I need with me, that's how I was able to convince at least one and possibly more in the short while I've been here from Atheism, for it was His capacity in me that made it possible, and believe me when I say that's just the beginning. That's why I would do anything to keep Him yet with me, because what can all the nairalanders combined being with me give to me, if the most important Person isn't with me? That's why the likes of you are committing suicide left, right and center, because you survive on the support and praise of humans, so when you don't have that, you want to hang yourself. I don't do that because I know it is vanity upon vanity, but the one thing I need I have, which is He that's with me, and He that is my everything. Though i don't expect you to be able to comprehend that, for it exceeds the scope of your mental capacity. XxSabrinaxX:True confessions, Lol! XxSabrinaxX:Lol! Guilty conscience already? Who ask you? For it's already self explanatory, so no need for any further explanation. XxSabrinaxX:Lol! Typical sabrina! You'd do this, you'd do that! Why don't you allow your actions speak for itself? I expected it to be easy, but not this easy! Next!!!!!!!! |
| Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 11:54am On May 27, 2019 |
XxSabrinaxX:Why are you so jittery? In the middle of the night and you still expect me to be typing comments, Lol! If no be noise, no be sabrinoise! |
| Re: The Church Is Dead by NPComplete: 12:14pm On May 27, 2019 |
XxSabrinaxX:Ignore that worthless imp. He is like The Black Knight in that old Monty Python movie. He is moronic and will keep declaring himself a winner even though he is getting bloodied. Lol 2 Likes |
| Re: The Church Is Dead by LordReed(m): 12:33pm On May 27, 2019 |
NPComplete:Tis but a scratch. |
| Re: The Church Is Dead by NPComplete: 12:39pm On May 27, 2019 |
LordReed:U Sabi am |
| Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 1:41pm On May 27, 2019 |
XxSabrinaxX:Lolz! Maybe there's excrement that's not filthy. XxSabrinaxX:I pray for all nairalanders inclusive of my enemies, so it's expected that you'd be in the picture. That's one of the reason God is with me, because I do what He says, like pray for your enemies and not against them. XxSabrinaxX:Lol! This is what you call nemesis? This thing? Well if so, then nemesis is not a bad thing. XxSabrinaxX:My daily routine, start prayers by 4, 5am, a times even earlier. But I wouldn't want to deprive you of your delusional feeling of importance, would I? So keep rejoicing and be glad over the figments of your imagination. XxSabrinaxX:Is this really the best shot you could give, or you are running on low battery, for this is disappointing i must say. For I expected much better from all the noise making, but this is really piss poor so far. Maybe I should have given you about a week to prepare for this stuff, because you were talking as one that was bragging about an exam even before it took place, I will show the exam something, I will overscore in the exam, i would destroy this exam etc. And people begin to develop the idea that you actually prepared well for the exam. But all of a sudden the exam you starts and you start chewing your biro, and counting the ceiling, etc., with nothing to show for your prior bragging but F9. Maybe we should hope for better from you, for it's still all noise making and no substance up till this point. XxSabrinaxX:No offense buh whenever I think of you, na "utterly stupid" dey come my mind. Maybe i should start calling you "utterly stupid" from now on in the place of sabrinoise, for you inspire the "utterly stupid" in my words. XxSabrinaxX:Walahi e shock me die, yet I still dey live. Lol! XxSabrinaxX:Please ma what's troglodyte? Na glo data plan? XxSabrinaxX:I was born to married parents so i'm not a bastard child, however a bastard child still has a father and deserve some respect. So for that, you are utterly stupid raised to the power of infinity, and a bastard child is far better than you. Even the few likes on my profile proves that you're big liar! At least three people like me here, fool! XxSabrinaxX:I would never speak ill of your mother, for she's done me no wrong. XxSabrinaxX:Me miserable? It's very obvious who's miserable here, and it's not me for I'm only miserable in your deluded mind. For if this is what you were bragging about all the while, maybe you should have just kept quite, for it's yet all noise, but nada substance. |
| Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 2:16pm On May 27, 2019 |
XxSabrinaxX:Sorry to say but you be real ode! Haba, why not even wait for me to reply your comments first? So if I was so afraid of you, then why am I here now? Something you don't know is that you're even helping me, because you're just making all the noise and spewing out thrash, abusing my mother etc., and yet nothing to indict me, not even one! Even if everyone here don't like me, would that make me to be a fraud? I mean like jesusjnr you're under arrest for nobody likes you in Nairaland, Lol! Maybe it's time for everyone to go home, for the show so far has been an absolute flop in spite of all the sabrinoise hype. Or maybe we should start writing name of noise maker, because it's all noise but nada substance. OK. Name of noise maker: Sabrinoise Sabrinoise Sabrinoise Sabrinoise Sabrinoise Chai, the paper don full of sabrinoise! |
| Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 6:19pm On May 27, 2019 |
XxSabrinaxX:Up goes Jesus! |
| Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 6:28pm On May 27, 2019 |
XxSabrinaxX:knowing fully well that we're not in the same time zone yet acting like we are is a symptom of utter stupidity. |
| Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 6:29pm On May 27, 2019 |
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| Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 7:35pm On May 27, 2019*. Modified: 8:04pm On May 27, 2019 |
Mwahahaha! Call upon me and i will answer you, it was said in the holy scriptures . I've returned for you this necrotic vagabond  . You vitamin D deficient rodeo clown. Can you not pull the from over your eyes? Can you not see people begging on your behalf? LMAO. This tiny little chihuahua don give you better solid shít make u chop belleful . Even if you're to dyslexic to understand, others can see for themselves that you're getting trounced and paraded left and right like the village thief. Na real gbese you carry yourself jump inside . You don forget say i dey exist but you don mention me 14 good times. I'm in your head now. We've tied a knot together on this website. You can never forget this moniker. Cheers to the Sabrina supporters club! Unlike you i can boast of having people backing me up. You hemorrhaging quadriplegic ape.jesusjnr: |
| Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 7:36pm On May 27, 2019*. Modified: 8:22pm On May 27, 2019 |
Bulldog, is the best you could muster? . LMAO. Your demise will be delicious indeed. You obviously can't understand a single word i'm saying because you're a dimwitted illiterate bag of rotten flesh. Seven and a half million years of human evolution and your poor mother still somehow gave birth to damned retàrded chimpanzee. You are the curved branch in your family tree, you useless sack of shít.The three likes your moniker has on your page, don't those likes belong to Jesusjnr, Jjresurrected and lightblazingnow? . Rotten bag of dead preeqs like you. I'm so glad i don't know you in real life, because i'm 110% sure that you have one of the most pathetic faces in the world. I'd be surprised if people haven't smacked you to death for your cringey self important personality.Your pride is what will be the end of you and i'll always be here to remind you of what a mentally handicapped loser you'll continue to be from the rest of your sorry life, you coffin dodging oxygen thief jesusjnr: |
| Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 7:37pm On May 27, 2019*. Modified: 8:38pm On May 27, 2019 |
Mwahahahaa! I love guys like this. What's the stretching regime you use that let's you put your foot in your mouth and head up your smelling arse at the same time ? I don dey expose am small small . Calm down, JJ, its not my fault nobody here loves you. I can bet you now that nobody will give a flying shìt about you if you deactivate this useless account. Minorities such as your breed should be systematically weeded out of the gene pool, you skull fùcked donkey. You probably have bad breath that smells like asparagus piss and a face that looks like it was hit by an Oshodi bus. You AIDS-faced monkey. That's why you're mentally stunted because the doctor dropped you when he saw your craw-craw face. Fúck out of my face jesusjnr: |
| Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 7:39pm On May 27, 2019*. Modified: 8:52pm On May 27, 2019 |
Bwahahahahaa!! Is this what you want to do for weeks? .I'm just having the time of my life. You don die tey tey. You're just a walking corpse. A dwarf planet illiterate water bag. When you die, i hope you float down the gutter so that people can piss on you. You miscompleted afterbirth of a Warri gangbanger. jesusjnr: |
| Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 7:40pm On May 27, 2019*. Modified: 9:06pm On May 27, 2019 |
jesusjnr:Hi eye don dey red small small o. Haba, why not even wait for me to reply your comments first?Why wait when i can continue clowning your useless arse up and down the thread? So if I was so afraid of you, then why am I here now?What do you think this is? LMAO . I haven't even begun to descend on you on this NL o. I'm not here to indict you. I'm here to frustrate you. Even if everyone here don't like me, would that make me to be a fraud?Spoken like a true rétard. Who said being a nuisance makes you a fraud? You've chosen to be a nuisance to people on the forum and now i'm going to be a nuisance to you Maybe it's time for everyone to go home, for the show so far has been an absolute flop in spite of all the sabrinoise hype.LOL. A show that hasn't even begun? All i've done is promote it Name of noise maker:Exactly, JJ. I'm the worst noise you could ever imagine. And it's only a matter of time before you start to wail in pains |
| Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 7:41pm On May 27, 2019*. Modified: 9:15pm On May 27, 2019 |
Please keep up with the energy . It would be a shame to run out of steam before the whistle is even blown. Unfortunately, you're just digging deeper and deeper into your grave with this for you continue the costly mistake of assuming that my outburst is an emotional one  . Make all the analysis and do all the mind reading you want but that won't stop me from frying your maggot infested, syphillis ridden arse.jesusjnr: |
| Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 7:42pm On May 27, 2019 |
Hahahaa!! Food don ready . |
| Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 7:43pm On May 27, 2019*. Modified: 9:16pm On May 27, 2019 |
jesusjnr:And down goes Jesusjnr |
| Re: The Church Is Dead by Nobody: 7:44pm On May 27, 2019 |
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