MuttleyLaff:
None of these guys would know what hit them, as they dont know what colour of bird, in my pocket, I am gradually pulling out. Besides, I havent even started on any of them yet. Is it the one whose dedication was spamming the thread with his strawman mining, and asking me to show him where in the Bible, God permits homosexual acts or where God loves, tolerates and likes homosexual acts etcetera. Or the one finding long posts challenging to read, or even is it, the one with his fraudulent replies to my lengthy 3-section long post, whose greatest enemy isn’t ignorance, but is his illusion of knowledge.

Oh Shadeyinka, I havent replied to you because, I was just giving you time enough to properly going over the thread, so you can be up-to-date with what so far all along has being written to the thread

So you can't mention me again?
The so called spamming must have rattled your uncontrolled ego!
I gallantly await your earth shaking and mind bugging reply or better still you can call on your mini-fanbase to help assist you since you are taking forever to reply my simplified response!

openmine:

You are just a typical noise maker!
You are bragging and boasting yet you are sadly unable to give out just one scripture to affirm and strengthen your stance rather its taking you ages to reply a simple question that seems like a bone blocked your throat!

I don't care if it takes you next year to hilariously compile your response to me...I will be waiting here unmoved and unshaken!

Mr MuttleyLaff,once again,I challenge you to reel out 'scriptures' that proves that God permits,tolerates and love homosexual acts!
No stories! no evasion! no plenty talk!

"I deliberately stopped myself from replying to the three musketeers individual last posts done before yours because I wanted them to stew. I wanted the impact of what I've so far typed, sink and settle in. I have the replies to their last posts done but sitting on my MAC"
- Re: Deconstructing The Lies & Myth of Consensual Adult Homosexuality/Same Sex Union by MuttleyLaff: 7:24pm On Jun 04 2019

"Alaye, shebi o kawe, shebi o mọ iwe," Shey una no sabi "I have the replies to their last posts done but sitting on my MAC" ni?
Loosely translated means "Big man, thought you're educated, thought you can read". Dont you understand the meaning of "I have the replies to their last posts done but sitting on my MAC" at all?

openmine:
So you can't mention me again?
The so called spamming must have rattled your uncontrolled ego!

Respect yourself sir, just go and quietly stay in the queue sir.

"A ma pe yin, ko iti kan yin. Ani ashimapeyin, ko iti to turn yin",
loosely translated means "We will call you, when its your turn, dont call us because we are saying, it isnt your turn yet"

MuttleyLaff:
"I deliberately stopped myself from replying to the three musketeers individual last posts done before yours because I wanted them to stew. I wanted the impact of what I've so far typed, sink and settle in. I have the replies to their last posts done but sitting on my MAC"
- Re: Deconstructing The Lies & Myth of Consensual Adult Homosexuality/Same Sex Union by MuttleyLaff: 7:24pm On Jun 04 2019

"Alaye shebi o kawe, shebi o mo ise," una no sabi "I have the replies to their last posts done but sitting on my MAC" ni?
Loosely translated means "Big man, thought you're educated, thought you can read". Dont you understand the meaning of "I have the replies to their last posts done but sitting on my MAC" at all?

Just go and stay in the queue sir. "A ma pe yin, ko iti kan yin. Ani ashimapeyin, ko iti to turn yin", loosely translated means "We will call you, when its your turn, dont call us because we are saying, it isnt your turn yet"

Jesus wept!
So my responses have abruptly quivered you to a puerile riposte in your dialect?

Oga forget all these picayune evasive tactics!
I await your 'earth-shaking and dragon-shattering' rejoinder!

openmine:

Jesus wept!
So my responses have abruptly quivered you to a puerile riposte in your dialect?

Oga please forget all these picayune evasive tactics!
I await your 'earth-shaking and dragon-shattering' riposte!

All you've been doing is strawman mining and deviating from the subject title of this thread. If we had a referee, you would have been given a series of yellow cards, if in the absence of getting a red card

Is "Oga" English?. SMH. Tsk, tsk, tsk. "Pẹlẹ ma binu"

MuttleyLaff:
"That is and was a non question shadeyinka.

It is a question you are asking, to which the answer is so clear that it's not worth asking, especially after, I have advised you shadeyinka, since you were latching on to Leviticus 18:22 and Leviticus 20:13, to please kindly visit the above link I pasted, and to read the bottom half for a quick "bring you" update and for getting a proper perspective of Leviticus 18:22 and Leviticus 20:13. Besides, I have in many sections, on this thread, deconstructed the myth(s) and lies perpetrated with Leviticus 18:22 and Leviticus 20:13.

You wouldnt have asked that question, if only, you had dutifully visited that link I volunteered, but never mind and in order of me, not to be accused of prevaricating, the answer to your "very simple and straightforward question", very simply and straightforwardly is an obvious big fat No."
- Re: Deconstructing The Lies & Myth of Consensual Adult Homosexuality/Same Sex Union by MuttleyLaff: 8:26pm On Jun 08

shadeyinka, we've being round here before nau. Do you remember the above inverted commas quote and what I told you? OK, you read my long post, but you obviously didnt read it to see where I had already touched on the question(s) you were asking me about.

To be honest with you, I only changed my mind from going to ignore you and switched to, will indulge you because of how you lowered your tone. Remember that I accused you of not being serious and that you're a time-waster cum precious time killer?

The Scriptures here again in your face. You have to appeal to "go find out the answer yourself" on an English translation so plain. I was hoping that you'll bring out the Hebrew text so that we can really look at what it means.

Take a pig, wash it, let it live in confinement at an executive room at Sheraton Hotels and Suits, a pig will remain a pig. Justifying immoralities and filth (for that is it's true nature).

What does the bible say:

2Cor 5:17:
"Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new."

A new creature is not a washed and perfumed pig, he is one who's nature and biology gas been changed into that who doesn't justify FILTH.

What did Jesus say?:

Mat 7:16:
"You shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?"

By your fruit we know you as workers of INIQUITY! Such, Jesus say "I never knew you".

The Scriptures is in plain unambiguous English language!
But, a Pig will always justify why it should wallow in the mud!

And finally, according to your advice to the body of Christ, we should join you to begin to practice consensus sex. Sorry Sir!

The Scriptures again!


[b]
Homosexuality:[/b]
Lev 18:22:
"You shall not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

Lev 20:13:
"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination : they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be on them."

What else do you think the Scriptures mean by "lie with a man as with a woman"?

Definition:
Homosexuality is romantic attraction, sexual attraction or sexual behavior between members of the same sex or gender. As a sexual orientation, homosexuality is "an enduring pattern of emotional, romantic, and/or sexual attractions" to people of the same sex.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality

I WILL NOT RESPOND TO YOU: this discourse is closed!

shadeyinka:
The Scriptures here again in your face. You have to appeal to "go find out the answer yourself" on an English translation so plain. I was hoping that you'll bring out the Hebrew text so that we can really look at what it means.

Take a pig, wash it, let it live in confinement at an executive room at Sheraton Hotels and Suits, a pig will remain a pig. Justifying immoralities and filth (for that is it's true nature).

What does the bible say:

2Cor 5:17:
"Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new."

A new creature is not a washed and perfumed pig, he is one who's nature and biology gas been changed into that who doesn't justify FILTH.

What did Jesus say?:

Mat 7:16:
"You shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?"

By your fruit we know you as workers of INIQUITY! Such, Jesus say "I never knew you".

The Scriptures is in plain unambiguous English language!
But, a Pig will always justify why it should wallow in the mud!

And finally, according to your advice to the body of Christ, we should join you to begin to practice consensus sex. Sorry Sir!

The Scriptures again!

[b][/b]Homosexuality:
Lev 18:22:
"You shall not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

Lev 20:13:
"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination : they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be on them."

What else do you think the Scriptures mean by "lie with a man as with a woman"?
Definition:
Homosexuality is romantic attraction, sexual attraction or sexual behavior between members of the same sex or gender. As a sexual orientation, homosexuality is "an enduring pattern of emotional, romantic, and/or sexual attractions" to people of the same sex.

I WILL NOT RESPOND TO YOU: this discourse is closed!

I've got this unbearable for some heat, so I guess, its become a case of, if you can't stand the heat, you better get out of the kitchen pronto fast. Wise choice shadeyinka but at the prize of a missed opportunity.

I knew there was something not right about his false humility and not sincere about the pseudo-humbleness. openmine would you believe it, shadeyinka, his mask came off and made Jesus weep

MuttleyLaff:
All you've been doing is strawman mining and deviating from the subject title of this thread. If we had a referee, you would have been given a series of yellow cards, if in the absence of getting a red card

Is "Oga" English?. SMH. Tsk, tsk, tsk. "Pẹlẹ ma binu"

Oga your perennial echolalia of "strawman mining" is getting rancid and mouldy!
And your neoteric iteration of yoruba dialect is a new one!
Did my uppercut responses intimidate and ultimately retrograde you into an acrolect mode?

MuttleyLaff:
I've got this unbearable for some heat, so I guess, its become a case of, if you can't stand the heat, you better get out of the kitchen pronto fast. Wise choice shadeyinka but at the prize of a missed opportunity.

I knew there was something not right about his false humility and not sincere about the pseudo-humbleness. openmine would you believe it, shadeyinka, his mask came off and made Jesus weep

I believe what @shadeyinka is concomitantly trying to say is that he has better things to do than being preoccupied with a fuddled and inscrutable surmise with no single scripture to work on!
However,you are already concluding rather hastily or possibly fatuously that he is pulling out of the discus simply because he has run out of steam!
I would also do so but that will be when you are able to provide scriptures to prove once again that God approves of homosexual acts!
(Though i doubt you ever will)
And dont tell me am misapprehending your own words by replicating your "strawman" gobbledygook because saying that "God OKAYS homosexual acts" is like saying he permits,tolerates and adores such acts! No?

openmine:

Oga your perennial echolalia of "strawman mining" is getting rancid and mouldy!
And your neoteric iteration of yoruba dialect is a new one!
Did my uppercut responses intimidate and ultimately retrograde you into that an acrolect mode?

But it is what it is now openmine. I have been telling you from day one, that you started the strawman mining and spamming, hoping you would exercise some self control. I repeatedly told you what the thread is all about, but you kept on, wanting to just deviate it your way, isnt it?

Going over my profile, I often use various Naija dialects with loose meaning interpretations. You call that intimidating uppercut. C'mon jack it in and stop showing off using big words, in a desperation to appear and look smart

openmine, let me offer you a deal and compromise you cant refuse ehn? You want me, from the Bible, to tell or show you, where God permits, tolerates and love homosexual acts, right? Well I can easily do that, but only if you first, will show me, in the Bible, where a decent recipe for nkwobi or isiewu is. Take it or leave it and forever stay put

MuttleyLaff:
But it is what it is now openmine. I have been telling you from day one, that you started the strawman mining and spamming, hoping you would exercise some self control. I repeatedly told you what the thread is all about, but you kept on, wanting to just deviate it your way, isnt it?

You call that intimidating uppercut. C'mon jack it in and stop showing off using big words, in a desperation to appear and look smart

openmine, let me offer you a deal and compromise you cant refuse ehn? You want me, from the Bible, to tell or show you, where God permits, tolerates and love homosexual acts, right? Well I can easily do that, but only if you first, will show me, in the Bible, where a decent recipe for nkwobi or isiewu is loves and celebrates homosexual acts!

Take it or leave it and forever stay put

The very fact that you are joking about it proves my stance all along that you have nothing to bequeath!
I guess the so called words you are finding steely to unravel are not part of English...no?
Knowing word usage does not make one smart oga!
Brace up for more and quit your feeble diversion already!

openmine:
I believe what @shadeyinka is concomitantly trying to say is that he has better things to do than being preoccupied with a fuddled and inscrutable surmise with no single scripture to work on!
However,you are already concluding rather hastily or possibly fatuously that he is pulling out of the discus simply because he has run out of steam!
I would also do so but that will be when you are able to provide scriptures to prove once again that God approves of homosexual acts!
(Though i doubt you ever will)
And dont tell me am misapprehending your own words by replicating your "strawman" gobbledygook because saying that "God OKAYS homosexual acts" is like saying he permits,tolerates and adores such acts! No?

He is a snake, and that is not to be taken as insulting or malicious, but as an observation made. The mask fell off, revealing his true face color. C'mon now, be honest, have I not already addressed the question that he asked me, in the link I sign posted him to?

I nowhere said he ran out of steam openmine. I said he couldnt stand the heat, so why he made a sharpish and unceremonial exit

God permits, tolerates and adores genuine love. Wherever mutual genuine love abides, God is there openmine. Capisce?

MuttleyLaff:
He is a snake, and that is not to be taken as insulting or malicious, but as an observation made. The mask fell off, revealing his true face color. C'mon now, be honest, have I not already addressed the question that he asked me, in the link I sign posted him to?

I nowhere said he ran out of steam openmine. I said he couldnt stand the heat, so why he made a sharpish and unceremonial exit

God permits, tolerates and adores genuine love. Wherever mutual genuine love abides, God is there openmine. Capisce?

God indeed permits, tolerates and adores genuine love for homosexual acts according to MuttleyLaff the defender of LGBT!
Now Say it explicitly and defend it with scriptures...simple!
Being picky with words doesn't make you half smart but mischievous!

openmine:
God indeed permits, tolerates and adores genuine love for homosexual acts according to MuttleyLaff the defender of LGBT!
Now Say it explicitly and defend it with scriptures...simple!
Being picky with words doesn't make you half smart but mischievous!

openmine:

The very fact that you are joking about it proves my stance all along that you have nothing to bequeath!
I guess the so called words you are finding steely to unravel are not part of English...no?
Knowing word usage does not make one smart oga!
Brace up for more and quit your feeble diversion already!

You just first, show me, in the Bible, where a decent recipe for nkwobi or isiewu is then I'll oblige you, tell or show you, where God permits, tolerates and love homosexual acts in the Bible. I am more than happy to settle you with this my final, fair and generous offer. Please take it, otherwise leave it and forever stay put

MuttleyLaff:
You just first, show me, in the Bible, [s]where a decent recipe for nkwobi or isiewu is then I'll oblige you,[/s] tell or show you, where God permits, tolerates and love homosexual acts in the Bible. This is my final, fair and generous offer

hysterical and vacuous ploy to sidestep simplified questions!

openmine:
hysterical and vacuous ploy to sidestep simplified questions!

You know where to find me, in order to reciprocate, once you have the answer to where in the Bible, is a decent wriiten recipe for nkwobi or isiewu nwanne openmine

MuttleyLaff:


You just first, show me, in the Bible, where a decent recipe for nkwobi or isiewu is then I'll oblige you, tell or show you, where God permits, tolerates and love homosexual acts in the Bible. I am more than happy to settle you with this my final, fair and generous offer. Please take it, otherwise leave it and forever stay put

when you have nothing to show for your rib-tickling and half-witted postulations,you suddenly start cracking unconnected and desiccated double entendre to make you sound modish not knowing you are pleading deep in side for me to stop my flurry of attacks that you erroneously call spam(formerly troll) on you!

MuttleyLaff:
You know where to find me, in order to reciprocate, once you have the answer to where in the Bible, is a decent wriiten recipe for nkwobi or isiewu nwanne openmine

He has now uncovered that his farcical and dodgy game plan is up in smokes and now looking for a plausibility to gambol for his dear life!
Still waiting for your earth shattering and mind bugging response that you have saved specially for me!

openmine:
when you have nothing to show for your rib-tickling and half-witted postulations,you suddenly start cracking unconnected and desiccated double entendre to make you sound modish not knowing you are pleading deep in side for me to stop my flurry of attacks that you erroneously call spam(formerly troll) on you!

openmine:

He has now uncovered that his farcical and dodgy game plan is up in smokes and now looking for a plausibility to gambol for his dear life!
Still waiting for your earth shattering and mind bugging response that you have saved specially for me!

You dont cease to amaze me sha. You are a lot of things rolled into one, like for example, when I checked:
Bigoted (check) => ✓
Wannabe clairvoyant (check) => ✓
Fundamentalist (check) => ✓
Narrow minded (check) => ✓
Intolerant (check) => ✓
Intellectually dishonest about biblical verse context(s) (check) => ✓
Intellectually dishonest about biblical words original meanings (check) => ✓
Deliberately prejudiced and defiantly ignorant (check) => ✓
Funny guy clown strawman mining person (check) => ✓
Grinning and glorifying in a false sense of victory (check) => ✓
The list goes on (check) => ✓
cc Michellekabod2

MuttleyLaff:
You dont cease to amaze me sha. You are a lot of things rolled into one, like for example, when I checked:
Bigoted (check) => MuttleyLaff ✓
Wannabe clairvoyant (check) =>MuttleyLaff ✓
Fundamentalist (check) =>MuttleyLaff ✓
Narrow minded (check) =>MuttleyLaff ✓
Intolerant (check) =>MuttleyLaff ✓
Intellectually dishonest about biblical verse context(s) (check) =>MuttleyLaff ✓
Intellectually dishonest about biblical words original meanings (check) =>MuttleyLaff ✓
Deliberately prejudiced and defiantly ignorant (check) =>MuttleyLaff ✓
Funny guy clown strawman mining person (check) =>MuttleyLaff ✓
the list goes on (check) => For Mr MuttleyLaff ✓

FIXED!!
But....*yawn*
All these perennial,jejune and comical expressions are nothing but the last kicks of a dying horse!
From his inefficacy to provide unravel scriptures to egocentric and doltish chronicles of honors that MR MuttleyLaff is fully and perfectly endowed with!
I asked for a list of scriptures and he discourteously gave me a nutshell of his 'trophies' so far attained on nairaland!!

openmine:
*yawn*
All these perennial, jejune and comical expressions are nothing but the last kicks of a dying horse!
From his inefficacy to provide unravel scriptures to egocentric and doltish chronicles of honors that MR MuttleyLaff is fully and perfectly endowed with!
No more spam or troll siggy?

Showing off using big cheesy words, in a desperation to appear and look smart (check) => ✓ This one almost escaped my mind to add to your list of infamy repertoire

I have told you what to do. I am here waiting to give you answers to your question, which incidentally in my lengthy 3 section long post, I have advanced information that answered your question, but nonetheless will repeat the information, the moment you respond to my offer on the table, otherwise, like previously mentioned, put up and forever shut up.

Please stop doctoring, editing and changing my post to misrepresent me and what originally was typed. Such dishonesty chai mtchew. SMH. Only a loser will descend to that level of nonsense

MuttleyLaff:


You dont cease to amaze me sha. You are a lot of things rolled into one, like for example, when I checked:
Bigoted (check) => ✓
Wannabe clairvoyant (check) => ✓
Fundamentalist (check) => ✓
Narrow minded (check) => ✓
Intolerant (check) => ✓
Intellectually dishonest about biblical verse context(s) (check) => ✓
Intellectually dishonest about biblical words original meanings (check) => ✓
Deliberately prejudiced and defiantly ignorant (check) => ✓
Funny guy clown strawman mining person (check) => ✓
Grinning and glorifying in a false sense of victory (check) => ✓
The list goes on (check) => ✓
cc Michellekabod2

Muttleylaff please let him leave, biko

MuttleyLaff:


You dont cease to amaze me sha. You are a lot of things rolled into one, like for example, when I checked:
Bigoted (check) => ✓
Wannabe clairvoyant (check) => ✓
Fundamentalist (check) => ✓
Narrow minded (check) => ✓
Intolerant (check) => ✓
Intellectually dishonest about biblical verse context(s) (check) => ✓
Intellectually dishonest about biblical words original meanings (check) => ✓
Deliberately prejudiced and defiantly ignorant (check) => ✓
Funny guy clown strawman mining person (check) => ✓
Grinning and glorifying in a false sense of victory (check) => ✓
The list goes on (check) => ✓
cc Michellekabod2

Muttleylaff please let him live, biko

MuttleyLaff:
Showing off using big cheesy words, in a desperation to appear and look smart (check) =>MuttleyLaff ✓ This one almost escaped my mind to add to your my list of infamy repertoire

fixed appropriately!!

MuttleyLaff:

[s]I have told you what to do. I am here waiting to give you answers to your question, which incidentally in my lengthy 3 section long post, I have advanced information that answered your question, but nonetheless will repeat the information, the moment you respond to my offer on the table, otherwise, like previously mentioned, put up and forever shut up.[/s]

Your clownish level of balderdash wont save you from running out of steam and out of bullets!

Muttleylaff please let him live, biko

He sheepishly called his friend for a lifeline to bail him out of his sinking ship and guess what his pal said,deal with it yourself

Michellekabod2:
Muttleylaff please let him live, biko

Cant you see how much of a pitiful sorry faced loser he is. If not for Jesus...

openmine:

He sheepishly called his friend for a lifeline to bail him out of his sinking ship and guess what his pal said,deal with it yourself

Jesus and Michellekabod2 plea for your life saved your bacon and hateful hide

MuttleyLaff:
Cant you see how much of a pitiful sorry faced loser he is. If not for Jesus...

between us,who is a sore bummer?
A guy who could not face the fire himself but had to beg a friend to bail him out of jail?

MuttleyLaff:
Jesus and Michellekabod2 plea for your life saved your bacon and hateful hide

like i have always opined,your shaky and rattled words are the last kicks of a dying horse!
You can as well call an army to save face!!
You never chichumchin

openmine:
between us,who is a sore bummer?
A guy who could not face the fire himself but had to beg a friend to bail him out of jail?

You are not just a pitiful sorry faced loser, you are a certified bonafide troll and shameless barefaced liar through and through

MuttleyLaff:
Am not just a pitiful sorry faced bummer, i am a certified bonafide troll and shameless barefaced liar through and through

Yeah you are indeed!!!

openmine:

Mr MuttleyLaff,once again,I challenge you to reel out 'scriptures' that proves that God permits,tolerates and love homosexual acts!
No stories! no evasion! no plenty talk!

Got to say, I admire the care with which you chose your words. You have nobly insisted on 'scripture', and "acts", both which stand insurmountable to God's permission, it would seem.

Muttley! I promised to tell and I'm telling you now.
Stop with the eggshells or shift!

openmine:

Yeah you are indeed!!!

Oh no! You were doing so well.