It's very simple, just become a Jesus doctor!

Just buy a big fat cow with enough palm oil to appease baba and the gods

post=79276684:
Give your life to Jesus!

The bible said give onto Cesar what belong Cesar.

Na him go look for trouble o

Bros your head dey there

calculator123:
Break up with her diplomatically. Withdraw enough money oh because you go buy;
1) 2 Virgin mosquitoes
2) 3 White Antelopes
3) A day old ant
4) 5 feminist Turkeys
and A trailer load of orange yams.

Just tell her you get HIV/AIDS.

Ask the people you consulted prior to starting the relationship.

No way out (N W O).

Nothing special my mum is a powerful one.You can leave the girl if u don't want nothing will happen.Good native doctors expeciallly from South East don't use their power to harm people.

The best way to quit the relationship is actually to become a native doctor himself.

I dont kniw oo

tell her you have HIV...or cancer...

if you can't do any of the two...pray and fast

fast for forty days and forty nights with hot prayer sessions... chikena!
meanwhile, check my signature on how to make $50 weekly online.

Give your life to Christ. Ask her to do same. Both of you start attending MFM.

If she refuses to give her life to Christ, break up and follow the Lord Jesus.

If you however, refuse to give your life to Christ, then slave up to her because the 'remote control' no be here.

donziggyman:



Mama the mama.... Any guarantee or proof that all witch doctors are not the same??

Please brief us.

She is right. Native MD is not a witch doctor...

run away


Oya check my Signature

d33types:


From this your post, you're the young man.

Abi isn't the story from social media again?

Baba maybe ooo

Just tell her " Omo Abija fi mi le oo"

ahnie:

Here're incentives if you're dating a native doctor's daughter.

Free bottle of 50cl fantastic cola every 4days
Sources (people possessed by spiritual wives,husband,and ogbanjes.

Free flow of meat e.g goats,bats, roaches,monkeys,chicken,okuku'igbo, pigs,dogs,cat
You're a lucky chap if you by any means has deep freezer.

Sources...thieves, ritualists,Yahoo Yahoo, politicians, pastors.

Candles....you might not even bother yourself when nepa strikes...Cox your bae-preneur has supplied you enough variants of native chanderliers....lucky you.

Sources....ogbanje people,succumbus people,pussybus people.



Yards of clothes.......your life don better...Cox you have them in batok different colors...red,white,blue... black.you might even use it to do curtains n pillow case.

Sources.... cultists, ritualists,aladura aladuris.
Ndi mmiris


Drinks ...it comes in varieties..schnapp,ogogoro,drink and die,drink and swell-up...viju milk..learnt the gods don upgrade.

Sources..thieves, politicians,private escorts, ritualists,Yahoo girl's,ndi mmiris,one corner boys.



The said boy should just continue the friendship the advantages out weights the disadvantages.

Hmmm
Encyclopedia!!

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seunmohmoh:
This one pass me.. I'll pass to willyo

Who wouldn't want to marry the daughter of a doctor?

Do things she doesn't like apart from double dating.
For example, firstly,deliberately arrange pit-toilet like mouth smell and try talking to her @close range. Secondly, arrange, offensive armpit smell(popularly called body-odour) and get close her to observe the repellant smell and create others smartly without annoying her.
Na she go run for u or even pay u off!

Do things she doesn't like apart from double dating.
For example, firstly,deliberately arrange pit-toilet like mouth smell and try talking to her @close range. Secondly, arrange, offensive armpit smell(popularly called body-odour) and get close to her to observe the repellant smell and create others smartly without annoying her.
Na she go run for u or even pay u off!

leonard002:
Tell am dey u be SS or u carry hiv

Dem go cure am

willyo:


Who wouldn't want to marry the daughter of a doctor?

LMAO but not this kinda doctor oga

kilojoDesigns:


Dem go cure am

favour32:
Do things she doesn't like apart from double dating.
For example, firstly,deliberately arrange pit-toilet like mouth smell and try talking to her @close range. Secondly, arrange, offensive armpit smell(popularly called body-odour) and get close to her to observe the repellant smell and create others smartly without annoying her.
Na she go run for u or even pay u off!

Might be suspicious cuz dude na clean man. Doesn't do dirt and always detest it

donziggyman:
A young man is currently trending on a popular social media platform facebook, as he seeks advice from people on how to peacefully quit his relationship with the daughter of a native doctor.

See Photo below

after, enough loosing and greezing,u won run,I dey laugh you in Spanish.

Break what?

daddio:




SO HOW DO I MAKE MONEY?

Check my signature Sir

GRACEGLORY:



Same way you started the relationship, now, you don chop you wan wake abi

You won't understand

YorubaWarrior:
Lasisi Abesu-gbele tinz

Your life don scatter be dat.

Na your own life go scatter

Bitterleafsoup:
She is right. Native MD is not a witch doctor...

Differentiate am for me